One Sick C'tarl C'tarl + Jim = ?
By: M
Warning: This chapter has some sexual references...but you alreeady knew that)
(Disclaimer: I own nothing...so don't sue.)
(A/N: Ok, I gotz some things to clear up. Despite what most people think, Jim is 17 and Aisha is 18.
I know this opens up a can of worms for all of you to be confused...but let me explain....
Ok? Got it? Good.)
Gene ate another spponful of cereal, muttering something incoherent as he looked at the crossword puzzle on the back of the cereal box.
"Hmmm...nine letter word for the carrying of young in the uterus...."
"Gestation." Suzuka said, sitting down on the couch.
"Gestation?"
"Pregnancy."
Jim slowly came down the stair, groaning with every step.
Gene had a lopsided grin on his face.
Suzuka watched with chagrin as he went to the cabinet and popped three advils.
"How long did you two go at it?" She asked.
"You read my mind." Gene said, not looking up from the puzzle.
"Ughh..." Jim looked at the clock, "Two and a half days."
Gene spit out his cereal. Then he ate it again.
"Geez this is hard." He said.
"What's the next clue?" Suzuka asked.
"What females experience everyday during gestation..."
"Oh that's easy, it's morning sickness, you naive--"
Everyone was quiet as they heard Aisha throwing up in the bathroom.
Suzuka and Gene looked up at Jim.
"Jim..." Gene began,
"Did you use protection?" Suzuka said.
"Uh...well...no."
Later...
Jim was on his laptop, as Suzuka had suggested that he look up the gestation of a c'tarl c'tarl.
"Hmm...average period is a year. That's pretty good. During the time of gestation, c'tarl c'tarl my experience violent mood swings."
"GENE!!!" Aisha yelled, "IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!"
"WAAAAH! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!! I JUST WANTED YOU TO TURN ON THE T.V!!!"
BOOM!!!!
"Oh Gene! I'm so sorry!" Aisha said, before bursting out into tears and running off.
"Ow."
"Also, C'tarl C'tarl has strong bond and will attack if mate is threatened....hmm..."
Jim stepped downstairs.
"Hey dipshit." He said.
"What? You want me to kick your ass?" Gene asked.
Aisha came up right behind him.
"Gene...are you threatening Jim?"
Gene glared at Jim.
"I hate you."
Jim went back upstairs after hearing screams.
"MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY! MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!!! AHHHHHH!"
"Let's see...during gestation, a c'tarl c'tarl gains a very strong sex drive that stays with her for the rest of her life."
Jim stared at the screen and smiled.
"Score!"
"Jim..." Aisha purred into his ear, "Why are you on that laptop all the time?"
She pushed her breasts into his back.
Jim turned around and kissed her. She rubbed herself against him.
Jim took off her shirt.
Suzuka knocked on the door.
"What?" Aisha yelled.
"No sex until after the baby."
"Fuck off!"
Suzuka stuck her sword through the door.
"The next thing I stick this through is your head!"
"I guess she's serious..." Aisha said.
Jim stared at her.
"But...there's other things that we can do..." Aisha said, undoing the knot to Jim's pants.
Soon...
"Mmmm"
"Oh yeah...just like that...suck it just like that"
(Can Caniff plays in background, bonus points for those who know what cd thats from)
"Geez...they never give up." Gene said, crossing his arms and sitting down on the couch.
"Mhmm" Melphina said.
"Why'd you stop sucking?" Gene asked.
Kelly: WOOOAH! Wait up. Wait just a second. When does this happen?
M: What?
Kelly: Suddenly Melphina sucking Gene's cock? Where the hell do you get this shit from?
M: My head.
Kelly: More like the head of your penis. I swear, all you men are alike!
E: Hey!
Kelly + M : Don't get started!
Kelly: Move over, I'm finishing this
M: Oh no! No way!
(Rewind 5 minutes)
M: You do and I'll end this!
.....
.....
(Rewind 2 minutes)
"Geez, they never give up" Gene said, putting an arm around Melphina.
"Well, it's said a C'tarl C'tarl sex drive is increased during the time of pregnancy."
"Whatever."
M: What the hell is this shit?
Kelly: It's good romance!
M: Yeah right!
Kelly: Oh yeah?
M: Yeah!!!
Kelly: YAAAAH!
M: What the?!
OW SHIT COme here!
No get awaY1 I'll kill oyu@!!!!
hElp! E get her OFfA ME!!!
E: Uh...looks like I'll continue this.
(Rewind 2 minutes)
"Geez they never give up." Gene said, wrapping an arm around Suzuka and Melphina.
"Well, at least now we have time to do what we want."
Gene smiled.
"Score!" He thought.
Kelly: Wait, what's this?
E: Now this is what people want to see, romance between Suzuka Gene and Mel.
M: Nah, Lemon Gene and Mel
Kelly no way, Romance Gene and Mel.
WHat do you think? Vote and I'll put it in.
Until next time,
Peace,
~M
By: M
Warning: This chapter has some sexual references...but you alreeady knew that)
(Disclaimer: I own nothing...so don't sue.)
(A/N: Ok, I gotz some things to clear up. Despite what most people think, Jim is 17 and Aisha is 18.
I know this opens up a can of worms for all of you to be confused...but let me explain....
Ok? Got it? Good.)
Gene ate another spponful of cereal, muttering something incoherent as he looked at the crossword puzzle on the back of the cereal box.
"Hmmm...nine letter word for the carrying of young in the uterus...."
"Gestation." Suzuka said, sitting down on the couch.
"Gestation?"
"Pregnancy."
Jim slowly came down the stair, groaning with every step.
Gene had a lopsided grin on his face.
Suzuka watched with chagrin as he went to the cabinet and popped three advils.
"How long did you two go at it?" She asked.
"You read my mind." Gene said, not looking up from the puzzle.
"Ughh..." Jim looked at the clock, "Two and a half days."
Gene spit out his cereal. Then he ate it again.
"Geez this is hard." He said.
"What's the next clue?" Suzuka asked.
"What females experience everyday during gestation..."
"Oh that's easy, it's morning sickness, you naive--"
Everyone was quiet as they heard Aisha throwing up in the bathroom.
Suzuka and Gene looked up at Jim.
"Jim..." Gene began,
"Did you use protection?" Suzuka said.
"Uh...well...no."
Later...
Jim was on his laptop, as Suzuka had suggested that he look up the gestation of a c'tarl c'tarl.
"Hmm...average period is a year. That's pretty good. During the time of gestation, c'tarl c'tarl my experience violent mood swings."
"GENE!!!" Aisha yelled, "IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!"
"WAAAAH! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!! I JUST WANTED YOU TO TURN ON THE T.V!!!"
BOOM!!!!
"Oh Gene! I'm so sorry!" Aisha said, before bursting out into tears and running off.
"Ow."
"Also, C'tarl C'tarl has strong bond and will attack if mate is threatened....hmm..."
Jim stepped downstairs.
"Hey dipshit." He said.
"What? You want me to kick your ass?" Gene asked.
Aisha came up right behind him.
"Gene...are you threatening Jim?"
Gene glared at Jim.
"I hate you."
Jim went back upstairs after hearing screams.
"MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY! MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!!! AHHHHHH!"
"Let's see...during gestation, a c'tarl c'tarl gains a very strong sex drive that stays with her for the rest of her life."
Jim stared at the screen and smiled.
"Score!"
"Jim..." Aisha purred into his ear, "Why are you on that laptop all the time?"
She pushed her breasts into his back.
Jim turned around and kissed her. She rubbed herself against him.
Jim took off her shirt.
Suzuka knocked on the door.
"What?" Aisha yelled.
"No sex until after the baby."
"Fuck off!"
Suzuka stuck her sword through the door.
"The next thing I stick this through is your head!"
"I guess she's serious..." Aisha said.
Jim stared at her.
"But...there's other things that we can do..." Aisha said, undoing the knot to Jim's pants.
Soon...
"Mmmm"
"Oh yeah...just like that...suck it just like that"
(Can Caniff plays in background, bonus points for those who know what cd thats from)
"Geez...they never give up." Gene said, crossing his arms and sitting down on the couch.
"Mhmm" Melphina said.
"Why'd you stop sucking?" Gene asked.
Kelly: WOOOAH! Wait up. Wait just a second. When does this happen?
M: What?
Kelly: Suddenly Melphina sucking Gene's cock? Where the hell do you get this shit from?
M: My head.
Kelly: More like the head of your penis. I swear, all you men are alike!
E: Hey!
Kelly + M : Don't get started!
Kelly: Move over, I'm finishing this
M: Oh no! No way!
(Rewind 5 minutes)
M: You do and I'll end this!
.....
.....
(Rewind 2 minutes)
"Geez, they never give up" Gene said, putting an arm around Melphina.
"Well, it's said a C'tarl C'tarl sex drive is increased during the time of pregnancy."
"Whatever."
M: What the hell is this shit?
Kelly: It's good romance!
M: Yeah right!
Kelly: Oh yeah?
M: Yeah!!!
Kelly: YAAAAH!
M: What the?!
OW SHIT COme here!
No get awaY1 I'll kill oyu@!!!!
hElp! E get her OFfA ME!!!
E: Uh...looks like I'll continue this.
(Rewind 2 minutes)
"Geez they never give up." Gene said, wrapping an arm around Suzuka and Melphina.
"Well, at least now we have time to do what we want."
Gene smiled.
"Score!" He thought.
Kelly: Wait, what's this?
E: Now this is what people want to see, romance between Suzuka Gene and Mel.
M: Nah, Lemon Gene and Mel
Kelly no way, Romance Gene and Mel.
WHat do you think? Vote and I'll put it in.
Until next time,
Peace,
~M