One sick c'tarl c'tarl + Jim = ?
By: M
(A/n: Ahhh...feels good to be back...although its ironic the only time i have to write is during exams -__-...)
(Disclaimer : I own nothing. So don't sue. Bitch.
E: Fuck you.
M: fuck you!
E: Fuck your momma last night!
M: OH yeah?
E: Yeah!
M: Oh yeah?!?
E: YEEEAAAAH!!!!
Kelly: Will you two shut the fuck up and write this story!?!?
E + M: Sorry...
Jim cracked his neck and looked at the monitor.
"Well let's see, by the looks of these encryptions, the main file should be in one of these stacks." he thought.
"Ironic, they would put a file so important in such an obvious place."
Jim fingers tapped away at the keys for hours at a time, him trying to break the codes.
"God damnit!" He yelled, banging his fist on the table, "What the fuck kind of encryptors are these?"
"What's wrong honey?" Aisha said groggily, lifting her head up from the bed.
"i need to get to this file, but i can't just hack into it directly, there are stack dumps all around the file with encryptors on them, linking them all, so I have to 'de code' them all, so to speak."
"Um...ok." Aisha said, falling back asleep.
It was now late into the night and Jim still couldn't figure out what to do. He had gotten 7 of the 9 dumps, but the other two were being gay and refused to allow Jim access.
"Password: ? ? ?" the monitor prompted.
"THIS IS GAY" Jim typed into the field.
"Access granted." the monitor displayed, allowing him to get to the file.
Jim's jaw dropped.
"Well...I guess I'm just smart like that," he said.
Gene looked at the box of cereal intently.
"Hey kids" it read,
"Would YOU like a super fun fun poi rocket?"
Gene spit out his cereal and dropped his spoon.
"Are cows red and green??" He asked.
"Cows are white and black." Suzuka said from reading the newspaper.
"Whatever." Gene said.
"Look inside for your FREE SUPER FUN FUN POI ROCKET!!"
"No way!!!!!!!" Gene yelled.
He opened the box and pulled out the toy in question. It was small, cheaply put together and painted badly, it was falling apart literally.
"Hmm...things always appear better on the box" Suzuka said.
"What are you talking about? This is so kick ass its not even funny!"
"What's funny is the size of your brain."
"What did you say?" Gene asked, shooting an angry look at Suzuka.
"Nothing..."
AAAHHH DAMMIT I wish i could continue this but i have to get going right noW! will continue this later.
Until then
See ya,
~M
By: M
(A/n: Ahhh...feels good to be back...although its ironic the only time i have to write is during exams -__-...)
(Disclaimer : I own nothing. So don't sue. Bitch.
E: Fuck you.
M: fuck you!
E: Fuck your momma last night!
M: OH yeah?
E: Yeah!
M: Oh yeah?!?
E: YEEEAAAAH!!!!
Kelly: Will you two shut the fuck up and write this story!?!?
E + M: Sorry...
Jim cracked his neck and looked at the monitor.
"Well let's see, by the looks of these encryptions, the main file should be in one of these stacks." he thought.
"Ironic, they would put a file so important in such an obvious place."
Jim fingers tapped away at the keys for hours at a time, him trying to break the codes.
"God damnit!" He yelled, banging his fist on the table, "What the fuck kind of encryptors are these?"
"What's wrong honey?" Aisha said groggily, lifting her head up from the bed.
"i need to get to this file, but i can't just hack into it directly, there are stack dumps all around the file with encryptors on them, linking them all, so I have to 'de code' them all, so to speak."
"Um...ok." Aisha said, falling back asleep.
It was now late into the night and Jim still couldn't figure out what to do. He had gotten 7 of the 9 dumps, but the other two were being gay and refused to allow Jim access.
"Password: ? ? ?" the monitor prompted.
"THIS IS GAY" Jim typed into the field.
"Access granted." the monitor displayed, allowing him to get to the file.
Jim's jaw dropped.
"Well...I guess I'm just smart like that," he said.
Gene looked at the box of cereal intently.
"Hey kids" it read,
"Would YOU like a super fun fun poi rocket?"
Gene spit out his cereal and dropped his spoon.
"Are cows red and green??" He asked.
"Cows are white and black." Suzuka said from reading the newspaper.
"Whatever." Gene said.
"Look inside for your FREE SUPER FUN FUN POI ROCKET!!"
"No way!!!!!!!" Gene yelled.
He opened the box and pulled out the toy in question. It was small, cheaply put together and painted badly, it was falling apart literally.
"Hmm...things always appear better on the box" Suzuka said.
"What are you talking about? This is so kick ass its not even funny!"
"What's funny is the size of your brain."
"What did you say?" Gene asked, shooting an angry look at Suzuka.
"Nothing..."
AAAHHH DAMMIT I wish i could continue this but i have to get going right noW! will continue this later.
Until then
See ya,
~M