Chapter 2: The Picnic Begins!

Author's Note: I don't own a single character you see in here.

Morning had come; the trainers are off to picnic!

Blue: Finally! The day is perfect for a picnic!

Yellow: There are our friends meeting for us!

Kris: Good! Everyone is here, let's start!

A huge column of fire suddenly shot out from behind a forest.

Silver: What was that?

Gary: Grill accident, I believe.

Now let's go to where the column of fire came out.

Ganondorf: Bowsa! You don't to use your fire breath to light it! Now you burned the steaks!

Bowser: You said my name wrong!

Kirby: (Pounding table) I want food right now!!!

Bowsa: Zip your mouth! Hey wait, author! You spelled my name wrong!!!

Zelda: Can you all shut up and start cooking before something bad happens?

Suddenly, a bear came and scared them all.

Bear: Raaaaaaaaaar!

Luigi: Yaaaaahhhh!!!!! I'M SCARED OF BEARS!

Fox: At least he's not as scary as Barney.

Peach: Mr. Bear, what do you want?

Bear: Pineapple!

Falco: Here! (Throws the pineapple far away)

Bear: Yippeeee! (Runs after the pineapple)

Then an explosion occurred at where the pineapple landed.

Falco: That's actually a grenade.

Yoshi: Can we cook now?

Zelda: But I need a knife before cooking. Young Link, can I borrow your sword?

Young Link (YL): Don't break it.

So they started cooking. Soon, the foods were all prepared.

Zelda: Let's eat!

Yoshi, Kirby: Yay!!!

Pichu: Pichu pichu!

Fox: Put on your translator headgear!

Pichu: (puts on translator headgear) I want something sweet!

Pikachu: I wish I could get you one, but the ants took it.

Pichu: Darn, then give me something salty.

Pikachu: I ate all the salted fried chicken.

Pichu: Spit'em out!

Bowser: Why is my steak so hard? It's just like eating a steel plate!

Ganondorf: Let me see. (Checks Bowser's steak) Sorry, this IS steel plate.

Luigi: My hotdog flew out of the bread!

DK: Give me the bananas.

Mewtwo: Catch it. (Throws the banana into a forest)

DK: Banana! Come back! (Runs into the forest)

Inside the forest

DK: Now where's that banana?

Suddenly, a figure with an white evil face appeared.

DK: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs out of the forest)

Mewtwo: What makes you scream so loud?

DK: Ghost!!!

Zelda: Goats?

DK: I said ghost!

Ness: Are you sure?

DK: I swear! I really saw a ghost in that forest!

Link: Calm down, I'll go check after the meal.

Let's go see the trainers.

Chris: That was a nice meal!

Yellow: Let's play around before going home!

Chris: Then I'm going for a walk in that forest. (So he went there)

Silver: He'll get himself into trouble, I believe.

In the forest, it was quite foggy and dark. Then Chris saw a man fainted on the ground.

Chris: Are you all right? I better take you to my friends!

Suddenly, the man woke up; he acted like a zombie and choked Chris.

Chris: Ack!!!

Chris's pokeball dropped out, releasing Cyndaquil, who burned the "zombie". Then a Gastly came out from the zombie.

Chris: So it was this ghost pokemon controlling this supposedly dead man! Take him out, Cyndaquil!

But before Cyndaquil can attack, a Houndour, Ariados, and a Delibird appeared and attacked him.

Chris: What the hell! Help me!

What will happen to Chris? Will Link help DK find the ghost? And where is Captain Falcon's line that was mention at the coming soon part in chapter 1? Read the next chapter to find out!

Coming soon: CF: Our van is stolen! (It'll appear for real this time)

Ash: A talking pikachu!

Ness: Did you get the ghost?