One Sick C'tarl C'tarl + Jim = ?
By: M
(A/n: well...i'm still writing.)
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
M: (Bangs head on desk) WHY ME? WHY CAN I NOT THINK OF ANYTHING??
E: Cuz ur dumb.
M: Shut up 'afore i take off my belt.
E: But you're wearing sweatpants.
M: (Looks Down)
M: So I am...
Jim and Gene trudged drown the street, holding flowers and their grumbling stomachs.
"Ugh," Gene said, "I'm so hungry i'm dizzy"
"I'm so hungry...I'm seeing you as i giant hamburger." Jim groaned.
"I'm so hungry......I'm dizzy."
"This looks like a food place." Gene said, looking up at the name of the store.
"What's the name, i can't see it." Jim asked.
"I can't see it either, my vision is hazy im so hungry."
Gene and Jim pulled up stools at a lone table, looking around.
"What can i get you two?" A husky man asked in a sultry voice, wearing black leather and a black hat.
"I'll take a OMIGOD!!!" Gene yelled, looking at the man.
Gene quickly looked around.
"The pink lights, the male strippers, the gay guys...This can only mean one thing..."
"What?" Jim asked.
"We're in a fox studio!!!!" Gene yelled out.
"Scuze me handsome, but you're in a gay bar." The waiter said.
"Oh hahaha, " Gene laughed, sitting back down, "I thought we were in a fox studio. Get me a beer and two hamburgers."
Gene and Jim trodded along the main street, with their bellies full.
"Fox studio..." Jim mumbled.
Gene gasped "Look Jim!"
"What?" Jim asked.
"You can ride that robot for only 5000 yen!"
"...This is going to be trouble..."
Aisha and Melphina were watching yet another soap opera when they were interupted by a news bulletin.
"This just in," The anchor reported, "A grown man, stocky build, with red hair is trapped by a robot, naked, suspended 300 feet in the air. We take you live to our helicopter."
Aisha and Melphina looked at each other.
Jim stared up at Gene.
"Wow. Everyday you just prove to be more stupid."
"SHUT UP YOU!" Gene yelled, waving his fist up...er....down...at Jim.
Soon...
"Thank you very much," said Melphina, giving the guard the money for bail.
The guard unlocked the door, revealing a VERY pissed-off Jim strangling the hell out of Gene.
"YOU SONNOFABITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!"
Gene was yelling some random shit, while both were kicking and punching and rolling around the room.
All commotion was stopped when Aisha cleared her throat.
Gene and Jim looked at each other, then promptly began to stand up and brush each other off.
Melphina crossed her arms and cocked an eyebrow.
Gene and Jim both sighed and walked towards the exit, flanked by Aisha and Melphina.
"Well boys, " Aisha said, smiling, "Isn't this nice?"
"Y..Yes..." Gene gritted out, forcing a lopsided pained smile.
Both Jim and Gene were bound to metal chairs, with their eyes forced open, watching soap operas.
"This is indeed nice, no Nudity, no foul-mouthing, nothing but sheer plot and character development."
Both men looked to their girlfriends, trying to fathom where they deserved such torture.
"I'm going to die. Then I'll kill you Aisha." Gene said.
Aisha smirked.
"Not even your Girlfriend will help you now, Starwind!" Aisha said, baring her fangs and showing her claws to the stocky red haired man.
"Oh...shit."
The rest of the day was filled with screams of pain and running.
Jim sighed.
SHIT
I have to go
Finish later
I'm still alive though, so take what you get
you'll get more
patience is a virtue
those who wait get good things
so bare with me
Until Then,
Peace,
~M
By: M
(A/n: well...i'm still writing.)
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
M: (Bangs head on desk) WHY ME? WHY CAN I NOT THINK OF ANYTHING??
E: Cuz ur dumb.
M: Shut up 'afore i take off my belt.
E: But you're wearing sweatpants.
M: (Looks Down)
M: So I am...
Jim and Gene trudged drown the street, holding flowers and their grumbling stomachs.
"Ugh," Gene said, "I'm so hungry i'm dizzy"
"I'm so hungry...I'm seeing you as i giant hamburger." Jim groaned.
"I'm so hungry......I'm dizzy."
"This looks like a food place." Gene said, looking up at the name of the store.
"What's the name, i can't see it." Jim asked.
"I can't see it either, my vision is hazy im so hungry."
Gene and Jim pulled up stools at a lone table, looking around.
"What can i get you two?" A husky man asked in a sultry voice, wearing black leather and a black hat.
"I'll take a OMIGOD!!!" Gene yelled, looking at the man.
Gene quickly looked around.
"The pink lights, the male strippers, the gay guys...This can only mean one thing..."
"What?" Jim asked.
"We're in a fox studio!!!!" Gene yelled out.
"Scuze me handsome, but you're in a gay bar." The waiter said.
"Oh hahaha, " Gene laughed, sitting back down, "I thought we were in a fox studio. Get me a beer and two hamburgers."
Gene and Jim trodded along the main street, with their bellies full.
"Fox studio..." Jim mumbled.
Gene gasped "Look Jim!"
"What?" Jim asked.
"You can ride that robot for only 5000 yen!"
"...This is going to be trouble..."
Aisha and Melphina were watching yet another soap opera when they were interupted by a news bulletin.
"This just in," The anchor reported, "A grown man, stocky build, with red hair is trapped by a robot, naked, suspended 300 feet in the air. We take you live to our helicopter."
Aisha and Melphina looked at each other.
Jim stared up at Gene.
"Wow. Everyday you just prove to be more stupid."
"SHUT UP YOU!" Gene yelled, waving his fist up...er....down...at Jim.
Soon...
"Thank you very much," said Melphina, giving the guard the money for bail.
The guard unlocked the door, revealing a VERY pissed-off Jim strangling the hell out of Gene.
"YOU SONNOFABITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!"
Gene was yelling some random shit, while both were kicking and punching and rolling around the room.
All commotion was stopped when Aisha cleared her throat.
Gene and Jim looked at each other, then promptly began to stand up and brush each other off.
Melphina crossed her arms and cocked an eyebrow.
Gene and Jim both sighed and walked towards the exit, flanked by Aisha and Melphina.
"Well boys, " Aisha said, smiling, "Isn't this nice?"
"Y..Yes..." Gene gritted out, forcing a lopsided pained smile.
Both Jim and Gene were bound to metal chairs, with their eyes forced open, watching soap operas.
"This is indeed nice, no Nudity, no foul-mouthing, nothing but sheer plot and character development."
Both men looked to their girlfriends, trying to fathom where they deserved such torture.
"I'm going to die. Then I'll kill you Aisha." Gene said.
Aisha smirked.
"Not even your Girlfriend will help you now, Starwind!" Aisha said, baring her fangs and showing her claws to the stocky red haired man.
"Oh...shit."
The rest of the day was filled with screams of pain and running.
Jim sighed.
SHIT
I have to go
Finish later
I'm still alive though, so take what you get
you'll get more
patience is a virtue
those who wait get good things
so bare with me
Until Then,
Peace,
~M