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Chapter 8: The Battle Against Team Venom
Announcer: This is even better than pokemon battles!
Bowser: Someone shut up that darn announcer!!!!
The battle is really wild, but the good guys are doing well.
Yoshi: (Uses his egg as a bowling ball) Score!
Venom Member: That man in green is too dangerous!
Luigi: (Swinging a tree around) This is horrible! Help me! I'm scared!
Kirby: I'm hungry!!!
Ganondorf: Then eat that big bird!
Kirby: I'll eat Hoho or whatever it's called!
Ho-Oh fire blasted Kirby.
Kirby: ugh..
All the trainers and leaders let their pokemons use the strongest attacks on Ho-Oh, which knocks it to the ground.
CF: Falcon Punch!
Ganondorf: Warlock Punch!
DK: Giant Punch!
The 3 of them punched Ho-Oh away into the distance.
CF: Only one more to go!
Jigglypuff: I'll sing to you all!
Zelda: Don't! (Seals Jigglypuff inside a crystal)
Jigglypuff: Hey!
Luigi: I'm scared! (Uses green missile and charges into Lugia)
Lugia: Yaaaa!!!
Bowser amazingly jumped into the sky real high and used Bowser Bomb to give Lugia a pound on the back.
Lugia: (Falling down) Yaaaaaaaaa!!!!
CF, Ganondorf, and DK punched Lugia into the distance also)
Ash: We did it!!!
Mario: That was so simple!
???: Those 2 useless pokemons!
Ness: It's that talking cube!
Cube: You defeated the 2 super lousy legendaries. But I have the ultimate weapon to torture you all. Come out, Metal Barney!
Metal Barney (MB): HELLO, KIDDIES!!!
Smashers: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
MB: I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Fox: SHUT UP, YOU STINKING OVERWEIGHT METAL DINOSAUR!!!!
MB: YOU LOVE ME!!!!!
Falco: SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!!
MB: WE'RE ALL HAPPY FAMILY!!!!
Bowsar: THE AUTHOR SPELLED MY NAME WRONG AGAIN!!!!!
Chickenpuff: IT'S JIGGLY! NOT CHICKEN!!!
MB: LET'S DANCE!!!!
Roy: WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING WITH CAPITAL LETTERS?
MB: LET'S PLAY!!!!
Samus: THAT'S IT!!!! (Blasts Metal Barney into pieces)
MB: YIPPEEEEE!!!
Yoshi: THE BROKEN PARTS ARE STILL TALKING! (Pounds it into smithereens)
Dr. Mario: Phew, that's better.
Cube: Darn! I'll destroy you all myself!
Fox: That cube can fly. If only I have an Arwing.
2 Arwings popped out suddenly.
Fox: What the?!
Falco: Anything can happen in a fanfic.
Fox and Falco got into the Arwing and fought the giant flying cube.
Silver: We'll never let this dirty talking cube succeed! Everyone, full power attack!
Trainers: Right on!
Cube: You'll never destroy me! (Fire missiles and lasers)
Mewtwo: (Blocks everyone with force shield)
Fox: Its armor is too tough!
Falco: Even super bombs won't work!
Gary: We'll try attacking the inner part!
Marth: How?
Gary: By shooting into the hatches that sent out missiles.
Fox: Good idea! (Do as Gary says)
Cube: Hey! That hurts!
Popo: It's working!
Ash: I'll do the strongest attack! Aerodactyl, fire Hyper Beam into the hatch!
Aerodactyl charges up Hyper Beam.
Cube: What are you doing? NO!!! STOP!!! DON'T DO IT!
The beam shot into the hatch.
Cube: ARRRRGGGGH!!!!! YOU DESTROYED MY ARMOR!!!! (Explodes)
Ash: We did it!
???: You shall now tremble before my true form!
Clair: That's his true form!?
Whitney: He looks so ugly!
Brock: What the heck?!
Fox: It's you!
Falco: No wonder your voice sounds so familiar!
The final battle is beginning! Who is the boss of Team Venom? Can you guess it? Get ready for the next chapter!
Coming Soon
Kirby: How does she taste like?
Chapter 8: The Battle Against Team Venom
Announcer: This is even better than pokemon battles!
Bowser: Someone shut up that darn announcer!!!!
The battle is really wild, but the good guys are doing well.
Yoshi: (Uses his egg as a bowling ball) Score!
Venom Member: That man in green is too dangerous!
Luigi: (Swinging a tree around) This is horrible! Help me! I'm scared!
Kirby: I'm hungry!!!
Ganondorf: Then eat that big bird!
Kirby: I'll eat Hoho or whatever it's called!
Ho-Oh fire blasted Kirby.
Kirby: ugh..
All the trainers and leaders let their pokemons use the strongest attacks on Ho-Oh, which knocks it to the ground.
CF: Falcon Punch!
Ganondorf: Warlock Punch!
DK: Giant Punch!
The 3 of them punched Ho-Oh away into the distance.
CF: Only one more to go!
Jigglypuff: I'll sing to you all!
Zelda: Don't! (Seals Jigglypuff inside a crystal)
Jigglypuff: Hey!
Luigi: I'm scared! (Uses green missile and charges into Lugia)
Lugia: Yaaaa!!!
Bowser amazingly jumped into the sky real high and used Bowser Bomb to give Lugia a pound on the back.
Lugia: (Falling down) Yaaaaaaaaa!!!!
CF, Ganondorf, and DK punched Lugia into the distance also)
Ash: We did it!!!
Mario: That was so simple!
???: Those 2 useless pokemons!
Ness: It's that talking cube!
Cube: You defeated the 2 super lousy legendaries. But I have the ultimate weapon to torture you all. Come out, Metal Barney!
Metal Barney (MB): HELLO, KIDDIES!!!
Smashers: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
MB: I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Fox: SHUT UP, YOU STINKING OVERWEIGHT METAL DINOSAUR!!!!
MB: YOU LOVE ME!!!!!
Falco: SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!!
MB: WE'RE ALL HAPPY FAMILY!!!!
Bowsar: THE AUTHOR SPELLED MY NAME WRONG AGAIN!!!!!
Chickenpuff: IT'S JIGGLY! NOT CHICKEN!!!
MB: LET'S DANCE!!!!
Roy: WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING WITH CAPITAL LETTERS?
MB: LET'S PLAY!!!!
Samus: THAT'S IT!!!! (Blasts Metal Barney into pieces)
MB: YIPPEEEEE!!!
Yoshi: THE BROKEN PARTS ARE STILL TALKING! (Pounds it into smithereens)
Dr. Mario: Phew, that's better.
Cube: Darn! I'll destroy you all myself!
Fox: That cube can fly. If only I have an Arwing.
2 Arwings popped out suddenly.
Fox: What the?!
Falco: Anything can happen in a fanfic.
Fox and Falco got into the Arwing and fought the giant flying cube.
Silver: We'll never let this dirty talking cube succeed! Everyone, full power attack!
Trainers: Right on!
Cube: You'll never destroy me! (Fire missiles and lasers)
Mewtwo: (Blocks everyone with force shield)
Fox: Its armor is too tough!
Falco: Even super bombs won't work!
Gary: We'll try attacking the inner part!
Marth: How?
Gary: By shooting into the hatches that sent out missiles.
Fox: Good idea! (Do as Gary says)
Cube: Hey! That hurts!
Popo: It's working!
Ash: I'll do the strongest attack! Aerodactyl, fire Hyper Beam into the hatch!
Aerodactyl charges up Hyper Beam.
Cube: What are you doing? NO!!! STOP!!! DON'T DO IT!
The beam shot into the hatch.
Cube: ARRRRGGGGH!!!!! YOU DESTROYED MY ARMOR!!!! (Explodes)
Ash: We did it!
???: You shall now tremble before my true form!
Clair: That's his true form!?
Whitney: He looks so ugly!
Brock: What the heck?!
Fox: It's you!
Falco: No wonder your voice sounds so familiar!
The final battle is beginning! Who is the boss of Team Venom? Can you guess it? Get ready for the next chapter!
Coming Soon
Kirby: How does she taste like?