This rather odd, but comical fanfic switches everyone's personality,
{actually it's based only on the avalanche group}
Cloud: group orgy! Author: {drawing sword} come here cloud you F**KING dumbass! Cloud: {runs away} AHHHHHHH
You see everyone acting like someone else, the guess on who they are is up to you. Some are easy, some are fucked up. Anyways enjoy the short story sent to me by a close friend of mine.
(Aeris' house in the Midgar slums) Barret: The Meteor's gonna fall WWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! (On the Midgar plains) Marlene: DIE FOO'! (In rocket town) Shera: Have some tea capt- Cid: I'm notta captain, I'm a sailor! Cid: Tea is full of caffeine!!!!! Cid: Smoking is bad for you! Cid: Cursing is a bad way to express yourself! Shera: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (In Cloud's Villa) Cloud: (Comes out of bathroom with his hair combed down and smoking a cigarette and kicks Red across the room.)Move, you*%^&^$&%()*%$*&%$*)&%)*%$&*)^&%*&^&$*^&%&%#$@^*&^()*&%$(&%#$(%&$&%_(*^_*( %&&%#%$$*&%&^^&^(*&%^*$R*&^%$*&%)*&%$)&^^%&*)_(&*&^&*^&%(&^%)*&%(*&%^)&*^)*& %*&%(*&%^)*&%^(*^&(*^*&^*&^_*(^*&_(^*&%(%(^%^&*(*%@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#$%^&** &^%$@#$%^&*(((*&^%~!@#$%^&*(((*&!@#$%^&*&%$%^#*$(^$^%@#%$!@#)(*&%($^(^%#$(&^ $(^&$(&$&^$^%#$&^%)*&%)$)*&%)*^%&^$(&^$#&%$)(%#&%@$%_(&*%(&#$*^%#^*%%$%*^#%# *^%#$^%*$(%(^&(^$^#!@$*&^(_&%)*%)*&^*)&&%^&*&%^(*%))%()%(^&%(^($^^$$((&%)&*_ %*$$@#$%^&*()(*&^^%%^^&$&^##%)&*%&(%%$*_)&*%*&%$^(%&$%(%^%$(&(W#!##$%^&^*(%) %&#@#%&(_%(#@$^&%&(%^$^@$*^#&#($&&^$#$^%*^*($#$%$*)%&)^*%(#%#%(#%))%*$!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! Red: GAWD!!!!!!!! Runs away. Tifa and Aeris: Give each other a gift. Yuffie: I think I'll go mow the lawn. Cait Sith: (Comes out of the bathroom with his hair spiked up.)(Does the renamed for this fic Cait Sith Freakout, but while doing so falls into the mouth of his Moogle and gets eaten.) Vincent: (comes by playing a harp) I have never sinned I am better than you, you *(%^&#$$(*%^ Vincent: Oh my....(Falls on the ground, which swallows him up) (The Highwind crashes into the villa, and everyone dies) .a echoing voice from inside: I'm notta captain I'm a sailor!!!!!! Cid: (falls into the ocean) oh poopy! (Dies) The deadly end of this short fanfic.
The end to this odd fanfic. Now that was screwed up but you managed, now go read more. I command it.
Cloud: group orgy! Author: {drawing sword} come here cloud you F**KING dumbass! Cloud: {runs away} AHHHHHHH
You see everyone acting like someone else, the guess on who they are is up to you. Some are easy, some are fucked up. Anyways enjoy the short story sent to me by a close friend of mine.
(Aeris' house in the Midgar slums) Barret: The Meteor's gonna fall WWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! (On the Midgar plains) Marlene: DIE FOO'! (In rocket town) Shera: Have some tea capt- Cid: I'm notta captain, I'm a sailor! Cid: Tea is full of caffeine!!!!! Cid: Smoking is bad for you! Cid: Cursing is a bad way to express yourself! Shera: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (In Cloud's Villa) Cloud: (Comes out of bathroom with his hair combed down and smoking a cigarette and kicks Red across the room.)Move, you*%^&^$&%()*%$*&%$*)&%)*%$&*)^&%*&^&$*^&%&%#$@^*&^()*&%$(&%#$(%&$&%_(*^_*( %&&%#%$$*&%&^^&^(*&%^*$R*&^%$*&%)*&%$)&^^%&*)_(&*&^&*^&%(&^%)*&%(*&%^)&*^)*& %*&%(*&%^)*&%^(*^&(*^*&^*&^_*(^*&_(^*&%(%(^%^&*(*%@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#$%^&** &^%$@#$%^&*(((*&^%~!@#$%^&*(((*&!@#$%^&*&%$%^#*$(^$^%@#%$!@#)(*&%($^(^%#$(&^ $(^&$(&$&^$^%#$&^%)*&%)$)*&%)*^%&^$(&^$#&%$)(%#&%@$%_(&*%(&#$*^%#^*%%$%*^#%# *^%#$^%*$(%(^&(^$^#!@$*&^(_&%)*%)*&^*)&&%^&*&%^(*%))%()%(^&%(^($^^$$((&%)&*_ %*$$@#$%^&*()(*&^^%%^^&$&^##%)&*%&(%%$*_)&*%*&%$^(%&$%(%^%$(&(W#!##$%^&^*(%) %&#@#%&(_%(#@$^&%&(%^$^@$*^#&#($&&^$#$^%*^*($#$%$*)%&)^*%(#%#%(#%))%*$!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! Red: GAWD!!!!!!!! Runs away. Tifa and Aeris: Give each other a gift. Yuffie: I think I'll go mow the lawn. Cait Sith: (Comes out of the bathroom with his hair spiked up.)(Does the renamed for this fic Cait Sith Freakout, but while doing so falls into the mouth of his Moogle and gets eaten.) Vincent: (comes by playing a harp) I have never sinned I am better than you, you *(%^&#$$(*%^ Vincent: Oh my....(Falls on the ground, which swallows him up) (The Highwind crashes into the villa, and everyone dies) .a echoing voice from inside: I'm notta captain I'm a sailor!!!!!! Cid: (falls into the ocean) oh poopy! (Dies) The deadly end of this short fanfic.
The end to this odd fanfic. Now that was screwed up but you managed, now go read more. I command it.