I am beginning to doubt the likelihood that anyone from Nintendo or a company that was affiliated with Scholastic, K. A. Applegate, Nintendo during the making of any game including these characters is going to be reading this fanfic. Anyone else really wouldn't care if I use those characters. But anyway, don;t sue me. I've had enough after that Bill Gates incident.

The villains had all lost, and went to Mewtwo's hotel room within the virtual HQ. They were mad.

"AAAAAAAAARGH!" Bowser shouted. "I could tell that those goody two-shoes cheated every step of the way!"

"No, it's far worse than that," Ganondorf disagreed. "The author has obviously manipulated the situation just so there can be a conflict, and so he can delight in many people reviewing his fanfic. Before we can succeed, we must destroy the author, and then become the stars of this new video game."

"Don't speak of the author like that!" Mewtwo warned fearfully. "I know for sure that he can perform the snap of non-existence upon someone, and all memory of that person is wiped from the face of the Earth!"

"Come on, the author can't be that bad. He brought my species out of extinction," the Metroid said.

"That's because he is all-powerful," Bowser said. I had to remedy this pitiful perspective of me. I felt the need to pop up in Mewtwo's room.

"AAAAAAAAAH!" the villains said in unison. They groveled on their hands and knees in front of me.

"Actually, I am not all-powerful. I only seem so from your limited perspective," I explained. "There is one who is greater than I. Come. I will show you-" I attempted to speak.

"Oh, no you don't!" the Metroid said. "You're not going to pull an Ellimist trick on me!"

"How do you know about the Ellimist?" I questioned. "Have you been reading Animorphs?"

"Um, er, let's see now, hmm," the Metroid babbled, almost identical to the time in Chapter 2 when Bowser was interrogated about his large vocabulary.

"HEY! That babbling is copyright 2002 Bowser, and you pathetic alien life forms have no right to use it!" Bowser hollered. "Take that!" Bowser said as he pummeled the Metroid to the ground. The Metroid retaliated by attaching itself to Bowser and absorbing as much energy as it could before Ganondorf punched it into the wall.

"No one beats up my friend and gets away with it!" Mewtwo threatened. "YAAAAAAAH!" he yelled as the whole room became filled with the sounds of villains beating up villains. I disappeared before it got ugly, and then borrowed the Four Sword from a future Link. I split up into four separate beings, then went into all the rooms that the heroes were residing in.

"I had a feeling that the bad guys were plotting, so I stirred up some trouble," my four forms explained to the heroes. "You can go in there and look, but at your own risk."

No one did.