I had some free time on my hands, so I decided to revive this fic! Enjoy
reading...
Before Super Smash Brothers
I don't own Nintendo, Hal Labs or Strong Bad. So there.
Chapter Five: The Revived Tournament
"For crying out loud, it was about time you revived this thing!" Bowser raged. "There's only so many times you can watch that one movie Super Mario Bros. before you start getting the jibblies." At once Strong Bad from www.homestarrunner.com appeared on the scene.
"Holy crap! I just came back from suing Bill Gates for copyright infringement, and now another weird guy starts using my word!" Strong Bad complained. "I mean, I'm gonna have to build a robot that automatically sues people or something. Now for the last time, "jibblies" is copyright 2003 Strong Bad! So stop using it!" With that, Strong Bad left via the Big Fat Virtual Portal Thingabob to go answer his fan mail.
Anyway, back to the tournament. Everybody was getting ready for the first real action in about eight months. Oh, that reminds me, I have to go update my 2002 gags in the previous chapters. Well.... Maybe not. But in any case, the battles were progressing smoothly, until a huge flaw appeared.
"There's an even number of people!" Jigglypuff yelled.
"Yeah, so?" I asked, appearing next to her.
"Well, you know how gave Noah a bye?"
"Yeah...."
"Well, Everyone else has gone and I don't have anyone to fight," she pointed out.
"My God, you're right! I can't believe it took one of my characters to point out a flaw to me! Noah!" I yelled.
"What?! I'll have you know I've got an appointment with Dr. Evil at 2:00,because I'm trying to pick out one of those Persian cats evil masterminds always have!" he complained.
"You have to postpone that, 'cause you have to fight."
"WHAAAT?!" he hollered. "You gave me a bye! I distinctly remember it from 2 chapters ago!"
"Listen, bub, just give me one good reason why I shouldn't just snap you out of existence right now," I threatened.
"You need me for the plot," Noah answered.
"Exactly. So I won't be doing that. Instead I'll give away your evil secret to everybody."
"You wouldn't!" Noah yelled incredulously.
"Just watch me," I said with a hint of evil. Noah turned white and finally got the picture.
"OK. So I'll fight this little wiggling fluff-"
"Jigglypuff!" she yelled.
"Yeah. Jigglypuff. Whatever."
As soon as the contestants were ready, my substitute announcer career really went underway.
"NOAH VS. JIGGLYPUFF! STAGE IS ARK!" I yelled into the megaphone. Immediately Noah set to work stacking a bunch of animals on his head. Meanwhile, Jigglypuff was greedily nabbing all the useful items that Noah was ignoring. In a few seconds Jigglypuff had a Star and was ready to pummel Noah from the room when suddenly, a weird bird showed up. It grabbed Jigglypuff and started shaking her around, then dropped her right in front of Noah. As the Star faded away, Noah prepared to smash his stack of two buffaloes, two cows, two elephants, two humpback whales, and two somewhat young apatosaurs onto the helpless Jugglypuff. He missed.
"AAAARGH! I missed!" Noah yelled. "And now that my arms are pretty much useless at the moment, it would seem that I am defeated!" All of a sudden, Noah put on a really cheesy smile. "But Noah never gives up that easily! With the power of milk, you'll always have the strength to keep on coming!" Noah then grabbed a carton that somehow appeared right nest to him and glugged it down. Taking out a piece of paper from within the carton, he showed it to the audience." "And each carton contains a random scripture or word of advice! Milk! It's what you gotta have!" Noah stopped the stupid smile thing and leaned out from the edge of the stage.
"Bowser! How was that?" he asked.
"I'm telling you, it was so good, that wiggling fluff there got stunned."
"Jiggly...puff..." she croaked.
"Like I told you, that was really good!" Bowser said. "And now for my half of the deal!" Bowser tossed a buffalo over to the biblical hero, who promptly used it to smash Jigglypuff out of the ring."
"Oh, well, game," I called, not even through the megaphone.
After the results were tallied, this message was posted next to the Big Fat Virtual Portal Thingabob.
Winners: Mario, Kirby, Link, Captain Falcon, Samus Aran, Pikachu, Noah. Noah actually gets a bye this time.
With that, Noah set off for Dr. Evil's place, adding a closing comment. "To think, I might even get there on time.
Before Super Smash Brothers
I don't own Nintendo, Hal Labs or Strong Bad. So there.
Chapter Five: The Revived Tournament
"For crying out loud, it was about time you revived this thing!" Bowser raged. "There's only so many times you can watch that one movie Super Mario Bros. before you start getting the jibblies." At once Strong Bad from www.homestarrunner.com appeared on the scene.
"Holy crap! I just came back from suing Bill Gates for copyright infringement, and now another weird guy starts using my word!" Strong Bad complained. "I mean, I'm gonna have to build a robot that automatically sues people or something. Now for the last time, "jibblies" is copyright 2003 Strong Bad! So stop using it!" With that, Strong Bad left via the Big Fat Virtual Portal Thingabob to go answer his fan mail.
Anyway, back to the tournament. Everybody was getting ready for the first real action in about eight months. Oh, that reminds me, I have to go update my 2002 gags in the previous chapters. Well.... Maybe not. But in any case, the battles were progressing smoothly, until a huge flaw appeared.
"There's an even number of people!" Jigglypuff yelled.
"Yeah, so?" I asked, appearing next to her.
"Well, you know how gave Noah a bye?"
"Yeah...."
"Well, Everyone else has gone and I don't have anyone to fight," she pointed out.
"My God, you're right! I can't believe it took one of my characters to point out a flaw to me! Noah!" I yelled.
"What?! I'll have you know I've got an appointment with Dr. Evil at 2:00,because I'm trying to pick out one of those Persian cats evil masterminds always have!" he complained.
"You have to postpone that, 'cause you have to fight."
"WHAAAT?!" he hollered. "You gave me a bye! I distinctly remember it from 2 chapters ago!"
"Listen, bub, just give me one good reason why I shouldn't just snap you out of existence right now," I threatened.
"You need me for the plot," Noah answered.
"Exactly. So I won't be doing that. Instead I'll give away your evil secret to everybody."
"You wouldn't!" Noah yelled incredulously.
"Just watch me," I said with a hint of evil. Noah turned white and finally got the picture.
"OK. So I'll fight this little wiggling fluff-"
"Jigglypuff!" she yelled.
"Yeah. Jigglypuff. Whatever."
As soon as the contestants were ready, my substitute announcer career really went underway.
"NOAH VS. JIGGLYPUFF! STAGE IS ARK!" I yelled into the megaphone. Immediately Noah set to work stacking a bunch of animals on his head. Meanwhile, Jigglypuff was greedily nabbing all the useful items that Noah was ignoring. In a few seconds Jigglypuff had a Star and was ready to pummel Noah from the room when suddenly, a weird bird showed up. It grabbed Jigglypuff and started shaking her around, then dropped her right in front of Noah. As the Star faded away, Noah prepared to smash his stack of two buffaloes, two cows, two elephants, two humpback whales, and two somewhat young apatosaurs onto the helpless Jugglypuff. He missed.
"AAAARGH! I missed!" Noah yelled. "And now that my arms are pretty much useless at the moment, it would seem that I am defeated!" All of a sudden, Noah put on a really cheesy smile. "But Noah never gives up that easily! With the power of milk, you'll always have the strength to keep on coming!" Noah then grabbed a carton that somehow appeared right nest to him and glugged it down. Taking out a piece of paper from within the carton, he showed it to the audience." "And each carton contains a random scripture or word of advice! Milk! It's what you gotta have!" Noah stopped the stupid smile thing and leaned out from the edge of the stage.
"Bowser! How was that?" he asked.
"I'm telling you, it was so good, that wiggling fluff there got stunned."
"Jiggly...puff..." she croaked.
"Like I told you, that was really good!" Bowser said. "And now for my half of the deal!" Bowser tossed a buffalo over to the biblical hero, who promptly used it to smash Jigglypuff out of the ring."
"Oh, well, game," I called, not even through the megaphone.
After the results were tallied, this message was posted next to the Big Fat Virtual Portal Thingabob.
Winners: Mario, Kirby, Link, Captain Falcon, Samus Aran, Pikachu, Noah. Noah actually gets a bye this time.
With that, Noah set off for Dr. Evil's place, adding a closing comment. "To think, I might even get there on time.