Disclaimer- I do not own Hellsing or any of it's characters. I own nothing , nada, ZERO. If I did I would be making the second series to it...With the Millenium group in it of course! Still kinda' PO'd about that.....

Anyways enjoy and thanks for the reviews. Whoa...four reviews for one chapter and overnight too...Wish my other stories were like that. Did anybody try to figure out what they are saying? Its pretty funny.......

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Chibified aka Integra's Mothering Skills

By: SilverGlaive

'thoughts'

Walter ran as fast as he could down the hall to Ceras's room. When he got there he was suprised.

"Oh Miss Victoria....."

"Buddi ci recu Wexuz!"

Sigh. 'How can this be happening....Do I take her and face Sir Integra's wrath?'

Ceras has also turned into a chibi. She was a foot shorter than her master. And her uniform shrunk with her. Her bangs were a little long and would get into her eyes. Also, she was flat chested.

(A/n: WHAT! I wasn't going to let a 2ft. Ceras have breasts that size on her. That would be SICK! Perverts.....)

Ceras started to make spit bubbles and looked at him curiously. She was sitting on the floor doing nothing very important at the moment.

"Well, let us get going Miss Victoria." Walter then scooped Ceras in his arms and started for Integra's office.

'Let's hope she doesn't bite me like Sir Alucard did. Is he teething?'

"Gepyl gbuxu cezqux?" gurgled Ceras.

"Huh.....Please repeat that Miss Victoria."

Ceras started to blow bubbles again. Walter just ingnored her till they walked past Alucards room.

(A/n: Sometimes I'll translate what they are saying. It would be in parenthesis below the statement.)

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

An evil high pitched laughter could be heard from the door.

"Oh dear.....Stay here Miss Victoria....I will be right back." Walter then setted Ceras on the floor a few feet away from the door.

(A/n: Cool! It rhymes...Opps shuting up now...XD )

Walter then opened up the door...and....well...nearly peed on himself.

"Sau! Sau! Sau! Sau! Sau! Goebebebebebebebebebebeb!"

(Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!)

Alucard was in the middle of the room swinging his hands from side to side and a million eyeballs were smilling all over the room. Not to mention there was a devil horned man in the corner smilling evilily through all of this........

SATAN!

"SIR ALUCARD!" squeeked Walter. Walter grabed him and slammed the door. He then made a mad dash to Ceras and ran as fast as he could to Integra's office.

'That seal on the door should keep him from coming out of the room for now.'

"Qpezy lfo bocer!" screamed Chibi Alucard.

"Guuuuuuuuu!" squeeled Chibi Ceras.

When Walter came to Integra's door he ran into the room and shut the door quickly.

Pant. "Sir." Pant. "Integra." Pant. "Help!" Pant. Walter put Alucard and Ceras on the chair in front of her.

"What in the world is this Walter. Ceras too. How?" questioned Integra. Raising her eyebrows and giving Ceras a annoyed look.

"Maybe because Ceras and Alucard are still bonded by blood? Ceras has yet to drink Alucard's blood to become a full fledged vampire.....She was also effected aswell."

"I see....Damn it! Having one monstrousity is enough, but two....What about the freaks Walter?!"

Bug eyes. "Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff! Nfyyl gfxs!" both chibis chanted.

(Ooooooooooooooo! Potty word!)

Walter gave them a weird look. Integra just death glared them.

"Zwexxl!" both cried as they covered their eyes with their hands.

"I think our regular soldiers could handle it.....There hasn't been fairly any reports about freaks or regular vampires ever since Incognito....." replied Walter.

"Sounds all right I guess, but what are they?.....Maybe you can research this a little Walter."

"I would love to, but......."

"But what?"

Alucard started to punch Ceras in the arm.

"Sir Alucard!....Well I need someone to look after these two while I'm gone...."

"And you can not take them with you?"

Walter just raised his eyebrows.

"I see your point. Let one of the soldiers babysit them then."

"I fear for their safety."

"Huh? I don't think the soldiers would harm them."

Ceras started to pick her nose.

"MISS VICTORIA!.....I mean the soldiers. Maybe you can watch them?"

"I again see your point. But me? Please...I have too much work to do."

"It would only be for a little while Sir Integra. I can't if I have to watch them."

"Fine. Be quick though."

"Thankyou and good luck...." and then Walter exited the room.

"What am I to do with you now?"

Both chibis looked at her and shrugged.

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So, how was this chapter? Sorry if people are having difficulties with their talking, Alucard and Ceras. Here's some more letters.

Chibi to Eng.

zwexx-scarry

Guuuuuu-Wheeee

E-A

P-L

U-E

Read and Review peoples. Tell me any comments about the story. Did I make them OOC?