Author's Note: Angel drabble (although it crosses over with Buffy a little bit) written for sunday100. Subject: A woman is talking on the phone. She is carrying car keys. SET AROUND THE TIME OF ATS SEASON 4 "THE MAGIC BULLET"/"SACRIFICE" AND BTVS SEASON 7 "DIRTY GIRLS."

All Sorts of Evil

By Trisana McGraw

The operator said that this call came from Sunnydale; then Caleb spoke. "How're things down south?"

"They worship me like a goddess," Jasmine answered. "I really am their God on earth."

"Pfft."

"They've given me food, shelter, even some vehicles." Keys jangled.

"Huh. I got an unfulfilling fight. Not that I'm complainin', `cause I enjoy any chance to quench that righteous fire."

"Because you like violent confrontations. I subtly build up my power. Look how many I rule now."

"Don't worry, the Slayer's right where I want her. Soon they'll all bow down to the proper Lord."

"Amen," Jasmine laughed.