Schwarz's Villa White
By: Joist (With some help from Dani-san! AKA Bombay Kitty)
AN: …Made at 11:50 in the morn' when we had been up since…like…3:00 AM. Yeah. Beware for OOC Nagi…and even-more-insane-than-ever Farfie! ^_^;; Oh, and Schuldich who has a school-girl crush on Crawford! *gushes*
Dani: SNOOGLE!
Summary: Schwarz is on a winter-y vacation; unfortunately, the Weiss Kittens are their neighbors! "Love thy neighbor," Farfie says! "…and love thy Crawford," says Schuldich. Poor Weiss. Poor Bradley. Now things are a bit…yellow (like yellow snow). *yaoi*
Disclaimer: We don't own Weiss Kreuz! DON'T SUE US, TAKEHITO-SAN! WE LOVE YOU~!!
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Chapter 1: Villa Yellow Snow!
"Are we there yet?"
"Stop asking!"
"Are we there yet?"
"Be quiet, Schuldich!"
~Are we-…~
"Don't even THINK it!"
The car was silent for a few moments…
"I need to go to the bathroom."
Crawford gripped the steering wheel even tighter than he already was – if that was possibly. Streaks of white lightning appeared in between his knuckles; he clenched his teeth, telling himself over and over in his mind NOT to turn around and NOT to stop the car…
"Br~adley, when are we gonna get there?" Schuldich whimpered from the back seat, poking his head in between the two front seats and making little crying noses in Crawford's ear. "I'm getting cramped and restless and I need to take a piss and Farf found the box where we're keeping his knives!"
Crawford twitched, and swatted Schuldich swiftly on the head to get him to sit back down and stop screaming in his ear. Schuldich whined.
"You hit me!"
"You deserved it. Sit down and be quiet. We'll be there in less than five minutes. See- there's SNOW. The cabin is in the SNOW. It makes sense, doesn't it?"
Schuldich mumbled something under his breath. Something in German. Something that didn't sound nice. He scooted away from Farfarello, who was playing with one of the knives he managed to take out, and was staring at Schuldich's hair longingly. "Freak," he mumbled. Farfarello laughed.
"BRAD—"
"We're here."
Schuldich fumbled with the lock on the door, and at long last freed himself from the confinements of the car. He stood in the snow for a moment, surveying the area of silence and…white; then he bounded off.
"Schuldich, the cabin's the other way," Nagi called after him.
"Too – far," Schuldich shouted behind his shoulder. ~And I've got things to do!~ he added in his mind, and he disappeared behind a clump of trees.
He didn't come back until late at night, when everyone was asleep.
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The next morning, Crawford decided to survey the area of the cabin, making sure there were no spies and such surrounding them. And as he walked, he met an indentation in the snow. …Yellow snow.
He twitched slightly. Well, he wasn't stupid, so he KNEW what this was. "Schuldich, you idiot," he hissed under his breath. The cabin was less than 20 feet away! "'Too far,' he says," Crawford said sarcastically. "Too far my—" He stopped when he realized the "Yellow Snow" formed words:
Schuldich.
Well, no there were no doubts of who had "vandalized" the snow!
Crawford kept walking, then stopped – again. There was more written on the snow; in yellow, of course. "Disgusting," Crawford hissed. This time the supposed urine made a heart in the white. Another twitch. He kept walking, faster. Until he was stopped, yet again.
This time it spelled Bradley.
Another twitch.
Schuldich [Heart] Bradley…
His eye was in wild spasms by now. A bead of sweat rolled down the side of his face. He promptly turned, and fled back to the cabin. He rushed up the stairs to Schuldich's room, and threw open the door.
"Vandalizing the property o this cabin will not be tolerated Schuldich! Especially if you value your hair. You have no shame, do you? That is not only disgusting, but bad for the environment! Urine smells when it's in snow, you fool." He glared murderously at the red-headed German…who was lying on his bed. Asleep.
Another twitch.
What a fun vacation this would be.
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AN: Hee hee! Next chapter… Villa White! (AKA Weiss comes into the picture!) Review! :)