The Gremlin
Disclaimer- I don't own Trigun or Gremlins. But i do own Manga and Ace. Got it? Good. ::walks away::
((A gremlin is a 1/2 ft. tall, furball with arms and legs. Pointy ears, and Chibi eyes. ))
Ace- ::chasing Vash thru the desert:: HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY HEADSET!!!!!
Vash- ::running for dear life:: I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!!!!
Ace- DOESN'T MATTER!!!!! ::gaining fast::
Vash- ::dives into a cave:: ::hides behind rock::
Ace- ::runs in:: Oh....Vashy......
Vash- ::screaming:: AAHHH!!!! SOMETHINGS IN MY HAIR!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!! ::jumps out from behind rock::
Ace- I found you......Ooo....... what's that?? ::pointing to the thing in Vash's hair::
Vash- GET IT OFF!!!!! ::trying to grab it::
Gremlin- ::bites his finger::
Vash- AAHHH!!!! ::pulls down bitten finger:: ::whimpers::
Ace- ::picks up a black and white Gremlin:: Ooo..... it's soooo cute ::cuddles it::
Vash- IT BIT ME!!!! ::still holding finger::
Ace- ::still cuddling Gremlin:: She's coming with us....
Vash- How do you know it's a she?? ::trying to find out::
Gremlin- ::glares at him:: ::bites his ear::
Vash- AAHH!!! ::holding his ear in pain::
Ace- Leave her alone..... ::places Gremlin on shoulder:: What should we name her??
Vash- Mango......
Gremlin- ::jumps on his coat, in threats to eat it::
Vash- ::whimpers::
Ace- How about Manga?
Manga- ::gremlin grin, jumps on her shoulder::
Ace- ::pets her::
Vash- ::eye twitching::
Ace- What? ::glares::
Vash- Nothing, nothing at all. ::fake smile::
Manga- ::starts going thru Ace's bag::
Vash- GET OUT OF MY GIRL'S BAG!!
Ace- O.o IM NOT YOURS!! ::tackles him and pins him:: GOT THAT?!
Manga- ::in bag, going thru it, sticks head out with a bag of beef jerky in mouth:: Ooh..
Ace- ::sitting crosslegged on a knocked out Vash's chest::
Vash- X_X
Manga- ::eating beef jerky, bag and all::
Ace- Is that good for you?
Manga- ::finishes, looks at Ace:: ::finds a mango::
Ace- Im gonna be out of food if this keeps up...
Vash- ::wakes up:: Hey look, Mango has a mango..
Ace- Her name is MANGA!!!
Manga- ::jumps on Vash's shoulder with mango still in hand, kisses his cheek, shoves it down his throat::
Vash- ::eats:: Another?
Girls- ::look at him::
Manga- ::jumps down, goes to Ace's bag and pulls out another, throws it at him::
Vash- ::gets nailed in the head:: ::falls, hits head on rock:: X_X
Ace- Poor Vash, good Manga.
Manga- ::rubbing eyes::
Ace- You tired girl?
Manga- ::nods head:: ::goes over and goes to sleep on Ace's bag::
Ace- ::goes to sleep::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~THAT NIGHT~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Manga- ::goes over to Vash's bag, starts looking thru it:: ::finds a pair of his boxers with doughnuts on them:: Huh.... ::puts them on her head:: ::starts walking around:: ::walks over to Ace::
Ace- ::still asleep::
Manga- ::walks over to Vash:: ::looks at him::
Vash- ::still knocked out::
Manga- Oohh..... ::walks over to Ace's pack and picks out a pair of underwear and a bra:: ::walks over to Vash's bag and stuffs them in along with the boxers:: heh... ::lays down next to Ace and falls asleep::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ MORNING ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ace- ::wakes up and goes to get dressed only to find that my Hello Kitty underwear and bra set is gone:: ::now a very annoyed 15 year old:: Manga, did you take it?
Manga- ::now a black and white gremlin:: ::looks up at Ace with chibi eyes:: ::shakes head no::
Ace- Vash, did you take it?
Vash- :still out::
Ace- Manga will you help me look?
Manga- ::nods a 'yes':: ::starts looking around:: ::goes over to Vash's bag::
Vash- ::wakes up:: ::looks at Manga in his bag:: GET OUT OF MY BAG YOU FURBALL!!!!
Manga- ::glare, crawls in further::
Vash- ::pulls Manga out:: STUPID FURBALL!!!!
Ace- SHE"S NOT A FURBALL!!!
Manga- ::has bra in one hand and underwear in other:: Hehehehe....
Vash- How'd those get in there?!?!
Ace- ::twitching badly::
Vash- Oh...shit... ::drops Manga::
Ace- YOU DROPPED MANGA!!!
Vash- OH FUCK!!!
Ace- WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!!
Vash- Oh... shit.... O.o GOD DAMNIT I DID IT AGAIN!!! AWW FUCK!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! ::clamps hand over mouth to stop the swearing::
Manga- ::pulls out a pair of Vash's doughnut boxers and puts them on head:: HAHAHAHA!!!
Ace- ::looks at Vash's boxers:: O.o ohh...
Vash- GOD DAMN FURBALL THOSE ARE MINE!!! ::takes boxers and shoves them back in his bag::
Manga- ::sits down and starts crying::
Vash- ::looks at Manga::
Ace- VASH THE STAMPEDE!!!
Vash- Damn furball ::runs off into the desert::
Ace- ::sighs grabs both bags and runs after him::
Manga- ::in Ace's bag::
~*~*~*~* END OF CHAPTER ONE*~*~*~*~
Prevew for the next Chapter- Wolfwood shows up, Vash gets a beating, all get drunk......
Disclaimer- I don't own Trigun or Gremlins. But i do own Manga and Ace. Got it? Good. ::walks away::
((A gremlin is a 1/2 ft. tall, furball with arms and legs. Pointy ears, and Chibi eyes. ))
Ace- ::chasing Vash thru the desert:: HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY HEADSET!!!!!
Vash- ::running for dear life:: I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!!!!
Ace- DOESN'T MATTER!!!!! ::gaining fast::
Vash- ::dives into a cave:: ::hides behind rock::
Ace- ::runs in:: Oh....Vashy......
Vash- ::screaming:: AAHHH!!!! SOMETHINGS IN MY HAIR!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!! ::jumps out from behind rock::
Ace- I found you......Ooo....... what's that?? ::pointing to the thing in Vash's hair::
Vash- GET IT OFF!!!!! ::trying to grab it::
Gremlin- ::bites his finger::
Vash- AAHHH!!!! ::pulls down bitten finger:: ::whimpers::
Ace- ::picks up a black and white Gremlin:: Ooo..... it's soooo cute ::cuddles it::
Vash- IT BIT ME!!!! ::still holding finger::
Ace- ::still cuddling Gremlin:: She's coming with us....
Vash- How do you know it's a she?? ::trying to find out::
Gremlin- ::glares at him:: ::bites his ear::
Vash- AAHH!!! ::holding his ear in pain::
Ace- Leave her alone..... ::places Gremlin on shoulder:: What should we name her??
Vash- Mango......
Gremlin- ::jumps on his coat, in threats to eat it::
Vash- ::whimpers::
Ace- How about Manga?
Manga- ::gremlin grin, jumps on her shoulder::
Ace- ::pets her::
Vash- ::eye twitching::
Ace- What? ::glares::
Vash- Nothing, nothing at all. ::fake smile::
Manga- ::starts going thru Ace's bag::
Vash- GET OUT OF MY GIRL'S BAG!!
Ace- O.o IM NOT YOURS!! ::tackles him and pins him:: GOT THAT?!
Manga- ::in bag, going thru it, sticks head out with a bag of beef jerky in mouth:: Ooh..
Ace- ::sitting crosslegged on a knocked out Vash's chest::
Vash- X_X
Manga- ::eating beef jerky, bag and all::
Ace- Is that good for you?
Manga- ::finishes, looks at Ace:: ::finds a mango::
Ace- Im gonna be out of food if this keeps up...
Vash- ::wakes up:: Hey look, Mango has a mango..
Ace- Her name is MANGA!!!
Manga- ::jumps on Vash's shoulder with mango still in hand, kisses his cheek, shoves it down his throat::
Vash- ::eats:: Another?
Girls- ::look at him::
Manga- ::jumps down, goes to Ace's bag and pulls out another, throws it at him::
Vash- ::gets nailed in the head:: ::falls, hits head on rock:: X_X
Ace- Poor Vash, good Manga.
Manga- ::rubbing eyes::
Ace- You tired girl?
Manga- ::nods head:: ::goes over and goes to sleep on Ace's bag::
Ace- ::goes to sleep::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~THAT NIGHT~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Manga- ::goes over to Vash's bag, starts looking thru it:: ::finds a pair of his boxers with doughnuts on them:: Huh.... ::puts them on her head:: ::starts walking around:: ::walks over to Ace::
Ace- ::still asleep::
Manga- ::walks over to Vash:: ::looks at him::
Vash- ::still knocked out::
Manga- Oohh..... ::walks over to Ace's pack and picks out a pair of underwear and a bra:: ::walks over to Vash's bag and stuffs them in along with the boxers:: heh... ::lays down next to Ace and falls asleep::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ MORNING ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ace- ::wakes up and goes to get dressed only to find that my Hello Kitty underwear and bra set is gone:: ::now a very annoyed 15 year old:: Manga, did you take it?
Manga- ::now a black and white gremlin:: ::looks up at Ace with chibi eyes:: ::shakes head no::
Ace- Vash, did you take it?
Vash- :still out::
Ace- Manga will you help me look?
Manga- ::nods a 'yes':: ::starts looking around:: ::goes over to Vash's bag::
Vash- ::wakes up:: ::looks at Manga in his bag:: GET OUT OF MY BAG YOU FURBALL!!!!
Manga- ::glare, crawls in further::
Vash- ::pulls Manga out:: STUPID FURBALL!!!!
Ace- SHE"S NOT A FURBALL!!!
Manga- ::has bra in one hand and underwear in other:: Hehehehe....
Vash- How'd those get in there?!?!
Ace- ::twitching badly::
Vash- Oh...shit... ::drops Manga::
Ace- YOU DROPPED MANGA!!!
Vash- OH FUCK!!!
Ace- WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!!
Vash- Oh... shit.... O.o GOD DAMNIT I DID IT AGAIN!!! AWW FUCK!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! ::clamps hand over mouth to stop the swearing::
Manga- ::pulls out a pair of Vash's doughnut boxers and puts them on head:: HAHAHAHA!!!
Ace- ::looks at Vash's boxers:: O.o ohh...
Vash- GOD DAMN FURBALL THOSE ARE MINE!!! ::takes boxers and shoves them back in his bag::
Manga- ::sits down and starts crying::
Vash- ::looks at Manga::
Ace- VASH THE STAMPEDE!!!
Vash- Damn furball ::runs off into the desert::
Ace- ::sighs grabs both bags and runs after him::
Manga- ::in Ace's bag::
~*~*~*~* END OF CHAPTER ONE*~*~*~*~
Prevew for the next Chapter- Wolfwood shows up, Vash gets a beating, all get drunk......