Tiff: I'm so tired. Stinky flute lessons. I hate them.
V-kun (my cute fish): Don't complain. They're for your own good.
Tiff: Right. I will type the 3rd chapter now. I'm sorry I haven't updated this in a while because I was busy with uh.well I was trying to beat Lost Kingdoms 2 for gamecube and I wasn't that successful. Heh.
V-kun: AND you don't own Yu Yu Hakusho right?
Tiff: Um...Right! Back to the story! And thank you for the reviews!
Oh yeah! IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Everyone has little signs on their rackets. Yusuke has a croissant, Kuwabara has a kitten, Hiei has a dragon, Kurama has a rose (obviously), Keiko has a daisy, Yukina has a ice crystal, Shizuru has a pack of cigarettes, Genkai has a cigarette and tea, Chuu has a bottle of beer, Rinku has a yoyo surrounding a snake. Tell me if I forgot someone. ^_^
YYH Style Tennis Chapter 3
"Kuwabara vs. Chuu," Keiko announced matter of factly.
"You're going down Punk!" Kuwabara swung his racket around stupidly and accidentally hit himself in the head. "Whoo hoo mommy do you have my kitty? I wanna hold it!"
"Oops. I forgot to bring stronger beer. Damn. It's so bright."
Everyone looked up at the sky. They face faulted. The clouds were covering every inch of the sky.
"Stupid me. Not enough beer. Heh. At least I have wine!" Chuu swayed dangerously.
"Players step to the court," Keiko pointed to the court.
"Hey is that Shuuichi?" A brunette and a blond walked past.
"Uh oh." Kurama tried to hide his face. "It's them."
"Shuuichi! Hi Hottie!" The blond blew a kiss to Kurama. Kurama sweatdropped. (My friend is gonna kill me for putting that. Kurama is 'hers' and no one else is good enough for him)
"Who are the pretty girls Kurama?" Kuwabara was gaping at them.
"Kurama?" The brunette was staring at Kurama with flirtatious eyes.
"Uh. Don't mind him. He's mental. He doesn't know what he's saying. Heh heh." Kurama waved his hands innocentely.
"Hey Kuwabara! What happened to Yukina?" Yusuke shouted from the stands where they were sitting to watch the match.
Yusuke grinned stupidly and Yukina blushed. Hiei glared at Yusuke with a look that said 'meet me after this match because you'll get an early chance to go to hell'.
Yusuke's grin immediately slipped off his face. Hiei was not sugar high anymore. Damn. He would have to put sugar in his food again tomorrow.
"Bye Cutie!" The blond winked at him. Kurama smiled sheepishly. The brunette squealed.
"START THE MATCH ALREADY!" Genkai was smoking her cigarette glaring at everyone.
Keiko fumbled her microphone (say the microphone just appeared) and picked it up. "Um START! KUWABARA SERVE!"
Kuwabara threw the ball in the air. "Now you're gonna die sucker!" For a moment it looked as if he was really gonna smack the ball hard but then he swung to the right completely missing the ball. The ball hit him smack in the head. "OWIE! MOMMY!!!! THE EVIL BALL HIT ME IN THE HEAD!"
"Oi mate if you wanna die before we start the match then I can't beat you the proper way!" Chuu was staring at Kuwabara from the other side from the other side of the .
"What might I suppose is the proper way?" Yusuke shouted.
"Throwing the racket and the ball by accident?" Jin shook his hair out of his face to find Kuwabara crying his head off.
"No. Probably throwing a bottle of beer at his opponent and knocking him out," Hiei sneered.
"Hey how did you know my plan?" Chuu stared at Hiei questioningly and drunkenly too. Everyone face faulted.
"Really I mean it. Did that bastard Zeru (Zell or whatever you call him) tell you?" Chuu was totally confused.
"Chuu Dude. Zeru's dead. Like fried to nothing more like it." Yusuke smirked at Hiei.
"Hn," came the constant response.
"He is? I thought he was fried though." Chuu sat on the ground trying to figure out what was happening.
"THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!"
"Oh shut up bakas." Shizuru spoke up after a while of silence. Then she threw a cigarette at Chuu and it left a burn mark on his head.
Chuu stared stupidly at Shizuru. "I think I'm falling in love."
Keiko sweatdropped. "Uh.um. Fault number one for Kuwabara."
"Kei, I'm not sure the KuwaBAKA is alive. He might be dead since a ball hit him in the head. That's even worse than fighting Toguro Ani. I've never heard of something so horrible," Yusuke said in a girly voice.
"Shut up Yusuke. I have things that I can blackmail you with you know." Keiko smiled evilly.
"Oh yeah? Like what?"
"Like when we were eight and our little tales of 'save the princess'."
"You wouldn't dare."
"Oh I would. You bet."
***Flashback***
Yusuke is standing in the sandbox with a little pink fluffy dress on. "Save me my dear Prince Charming!" Yusuke cried to Keiko.
"I'm coming princess!" Keiko was dressed in knight's armor.
"Oh no. The evil dragon is coming to eat me!"
"I will save you!"
*** End flashback***
Keiko sniggered thinking about it.
Yusuke looked horrified.
"Are we ever gonna start this goddamn match?" Genkai was really pissed at the so called 'tennis match'.
"KUWABAKA SERVE THE GODDAMN BALL!" Kurama was losing his temper again. Uh oh.
Kuwabara threw the ball up in the air but he was so afraid of the ball he cowarded and curled into a ball on the ground.
"FAULT! POINT : CHUU!" Keiko was relieved. The game had finally started.
Chuu smiled drunkenly at Shizuru. Swaying. Shizuru scoffed.
"Keiko! I'm afraid of the ball. It's gonna hurt me!" Kuwabara squealed.
"Well then here!" Keiko threw a ball at Kuwabara. He actually caught it.
"LOOK SHIZURU! I CAUGHT A BALL! YAY! IT'S MY FIRST TIME!" Kuwabara was rubbing the ball on his cheek.
"I'm never gonna touch a tennis ball again." Hiei looked like he was gonna barf.
Yusuke sniggered at Hiei's green face. He had to admit it was very disgusting to see Kuwabara hugging a tennis ball. It was almost like seeing him make out with kittens. That was worse.
"Mabye we should continue this match another day." Keiko was exhausted.
"You're right." Kurama was totally in the mood for sleep.
"THE MATCH OF KUWABARA VS. CHUU IS NOW POSTPONED!"
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I'm weird I know. I'm lazy. I didn't want to finish this match so I made it postponed. I write more later. R and R folks. THANK ALL YOU FOLKS WHO REVIEWED! This is my second fic and my first one didn't do that well though I thought it was good, so I was overjoyed when people liked it! YAY!
V-kun (my cute fish): Don't complain. They're for your own good.
Tiff: Right. I will type the 3rd chapter now. I'm sorry I haven't updated this in a while because I was busy with uh.well I was trying to beat Lost Kingdoms 2 for gamecube and I wasn't that successful. Heh.
V-kun: AND you don't own Yu Yu Hakusho right?
Tiff: Um...Right! Back to the story! And thank you for the reviews!
Oh yeah! IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Everyone has little signs on their rackets. Yusuke has a croissant, Kuwabara has a kitten, Hiei has a dragon, Kurama has a rose (obviously), Keiko has a daisy, Yukina has a ice crystal, Shizuru has a pack of cigarettes, Genkai has a cigarette and tea, Chuu has a bottle of beer, Rinku has a yoyo surrounding a snake. Tell me if I forgot someone. ^_^
YYH Style Tennis Chapter 3
"Kuwabara vs. Chuu," Keiko announced matter of factly.
"You're going down Punk!" Kuwabara swung his racket around stupidly and accidentally hit himself in the head. "Whoo hoo mommy do you have my kitty? I wanna hold it!"
"Oops. I forgot to bring stronger beer. Damn. It's so bright."
Everyone looked up at the sky. They face faulted. The clouds were covering every inch of the sky.
"Stupid me. Not enough beer. Heh. At least I have wine!" Chuu swayed dangerously.
"Players step to the court," Keiko pointed to the court.
"Hey is that Shuuichi?" A brunette and a blond walked past.
"Uh oh." Kurama tried to hide his face. "It's them."
"Shuuichi! Hi Hottie!" The blond blew a kiss to Kurama. Kurama sweatdropped. (My friend is gonna kill me for putting that. Kurama is 'hers' and no one else is good enough for him)
"Who are the pretty girls Kurama?" Kuwabara was gaping at them.
"Kurama?" The brunette was staring at Kurama with flirtatious eyes.
"Uh. Don't mind him. He's mental. He doesn't know what he's saying. Heh heh." Kurama waved his hands innocentely.
"Hey Kuwabara! What happened to Yukina?" Yusuke shouted from the stands where they were sitting to watch the match.
Yusuke grinned stupidly and Yukina blushed. Hiei glared at Yusuke with a look that said 'meet me after this match because you'll get an early chance to go to hell'.
Yusuke's grin immediately slipped off his face. Hiei was not sugar high anymore. Damn. He would have to put sugar in his food again tomorrow.
"Bye Cutie!" The blond winked at him. Kurama smiled sheepishly. The brunette squealed.
"START THE MATCH ALREADY!" Genkai was smoking her cigarette glaring at everyone.
Keiko fumbled her microphone (say the microphone just appeared) and picked it up. "Um START! KUWABARA SERVE!"
Kuwabara threw the ball in the air. "Now you're gonna die sucker!" For a moment it looked as if he was really gonna smack the ball hard but then he swung to the right completely missing the ball. The ball hit him smack in the head. "OWIE! MOMMY!!!! THE EVIL BALL HIT ME IN THE HEAD!"
"Oi mate if you wanna die before we start the match then I can't beat you the proper way!" Chuu was staring at Kuwabara from the other side from the other side of the .
"What might I suppose is the proper way?" Yusuke shouted.
"Throwing the racket and the ball by accident?" Jin shook his hair out of his face to find Kuwabara crying his head off.
"No. Probably throwing a bottle of beer at his opponent and knocking him out," Hiei sneered.
"Hey how did you know my plan?" Chuu stared at Hiei questioningly and drunkenly too. Everyone face faulted.
"Really I mean it. Did that bastard Zeru (Zell or whatever you call him) tell you?" Chuu was totally confused.
"Chuu Dude. Zeru's dead. Like fried to nothing more like it." Yusuke smirked at Hiei.
"Hn," came the constant response.
"He is? I thought he was fried though." Chuu sat on the ground trying to figure out what was happening.
"THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!"
"Oh shut up bakas." Shizuru spoke up after a while of silence. Then she threw a cigarette at Chuu and it left a burn mark on his head.
Chuu stared stupidly at Shizuru. "I think I'm falling in love."
Keiko sweatdropped. "Uh.um. Fault number one for Kuwabara."
"Kei, I'm not sure the KuwaBAKA is alive. He might be dead since a ball hit him in the head. That's even worse than fighting Toguro Ani. I've never heard of something so horrible," Yusuke said in a girly voice.
"Shut up Yusuke. I have things that I can blackmail you with you know." Keiko smiled evilly.
"Oh yeah? Like what?"
"Like when we were eight and our little tales of 'save the princess'."
"You wouldn't dare."
"Oh I would. You bet."
***Flashback***
Yusuke is standing in the sandbox with a little pink fluffy dress on. "Save me my dear Prince Charming!" Yusuke cried to Keiko.
"I'm coming princess!" Keiko was dressed in knight's armor.
"Oh no. The evil dragon is coming to eat me!"
"I will save you!"
*** End flashback***
Keiko sniggered thinking about it.
Yusuke looked horrified.
"Are we ever gonna start this goddamn match?" Genkai was really pissed at the so called 'tennis match'.
"KUWABAKA SERVE THE GODDAMN BALL!" Kurama was losing his temper again. Uh oh.
Kuwabara threw the ball up in the air but he was so afraid of the ball he cowarded and curled into a ball on the ground.
"FAULT! POINT : CHUU!" Keiko was relieved. The game had finally started.
Chuu smiled drunkenly at Shizuru. Swaying. Shizuru scoffed.
"Keiko! I'm afraid of the ball. It's gonna hurt me!" Kuwabara squealed.
"Well then here!" Keiko threw a ball at Kuwabara. He actually caught it.
"LOOK SHIZURU! I CAUGHT A BALL! YAY! IT'S MY FIRST TIME!" Kuwabara was rubbing the ball on his cheek.
"I'm never gonna touch a tennis ball again." Hiei looked like he was gonna barf.
Yusuke sniggered at Hiei's green face. He had to admit it was very disgusting to see Kuwabara hugging a tennis ball. It was almost like seeing him make out with kittens. That was worse.
"Mabye we should continue this match another day." Keiko was exhausted.
"You're right." Kurama was totally in the mood for sleep.
"THE MATCH OF KUWABARA VS. CHUU IS NOW POSTPONED!"
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I'm weird I know. I'm lazy. I didn't want to finish this match so I made it postponed. I write more later. R and R folks. THANK ALL YOU FOLKS WHO REVIEWED! This is my second fic and my first one didn't do that well though I thought it was good, so I was overjoyed when people liked it! YAY!