Dracaena Malfoy and Harriet Potter.

Summary: Draco and Harry are assigned to work together in a potions lesson. Disaster happens and causes both to change into girls, Dumbledore decides until they find a cure for 'the little accident' then Malfoy and Potter must share a dormitory together. (You'll find out why later!) Okay, done with the summary, let's rock 'n' roll!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters mentioned in the following story.

A/N: Here is the third chapter, don't forget to review!

Thank you to those of you who have reviewed!

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Chapter 3 - This isn't happening, wait it is!

Long silver blonde hair swept down past Dracaena's waist as she stood up. 'Why me?' she asked herself, 'all I did was torment Potter and now the whole school will get to laugh at me.' Dracaena looked very much like Draco, only she was the female version and she wasn't extremely happy about the whole thing, apart from laughing at Harriet.

They were expected to arrive at breakfast within the next five minutes if they didn't want to be late, both girls were trying to put off the time when they would have to face their classmates. Begging Madame Pomphrey to let them have breakfast in the hospital wing hadn't worked and so both were having an extreme attack of butterflies.

"This is all your fault Malfoy," Harriet whined, she couldn't bring herself to open the door so that they could make their way to the Great Hall. Dracaena scowled at Harriet and flicked her hair over her shoulder in such a girly fashion that made Harriet almost keel over in a fit of giggles.

"Well, not literally Potter, you were the one who pushed me," she answered in a matter-of-factly tone that made Harriet think of Hermione. Her friends, how would they react when they find that their friend is no longer Harry but Harriet? Pushing the thought out of her head she faced the door, forcing her delicate hand to touch the handle. Suddenly, Harriet heard a rush of footsteps on the outside of the hospital wing.

"We want to see Harry," a male voice demanded, it had to be Ron. Harriet jumped back and rushed over to Dracaena who was now looking in a mirror, examining her face.

"It's Ron!" Harriet hissed and ducked down next to a bed, trying to be hidden from view. Dracaena looked at Harriet, with an expression of surprise.

"You're not telling me Weasley is coming, are you?" she asked firmly, Harriet nodded, "no way is that mudblood lover going to see me like this!" With that Dracaena kneeled beside Harriet , just before the door burst open.

Ron and Hermione rushed through the door, wondering where their friend was, "Harry," they both called together. They looked at all the beds, seeing that they were empty they decided to take a more detailed search around the room.

"Harry, mate," Ron began, "we tried to visit last night but Madame Pomphrey wouldn't have it, she said you still had no mouth or something!" He caught a glimpse of black hair, being pushed up by something leaning against the side of the bed. Ron decided to go over and take a look.

"Harry," Ron said, walking towards the spot when he saw that it was a girl and not his friend, two girls in fact. Hermione followed Ron, who just stood there, blushing red, for disturbing the two girls.

"Oh hi, are you both new?" Hermione asked, she looked from one girl to the other, both seemed quite nervous and afraid to talk. When Hermione got no answer she tried another question, "anyway, we were wondering if you had seen our friend, Harry."

Suddenly, the raven-haired girl stood up from her hiding place and pulled back her long fringe, which reached her eyebrows. Hermione and Ron both gasped in shock as they saw the lightning bolt scar there on the girl's forehead.

"Blimey, you're a girl!" Ron exclaimed, Hermione stared in shock and Dracaena began to laugh hysterically. All three looked at her oddly.

"Weasley!" Dracaena chuckled, "you look as though you've seen a three headed dog!" Before Ron could answer that one, Hermione suddenly took the chance to say something.

"Well, well," she smirked, "who would have thought that Malfoy here, could actually pass for a girl!" Suddenly she began laughing and Ron joined in happily.
"Shut up Mudblood!" Dracaena snarled and stood up, she was the taller girl and thought she would use it to her advantage. Hermione backed away a little from the blonde, but then frowned at her.

"Can't you come up with anything else Malfoy? I mean 'mudblood' is rather old, don't you think?" Hermione asked, but all she got in reply was a scowl.

Ron turned to Harriet who had finally got up from the floor. "So Harry, you're a girl?" Harriet nodded sadly. "Is this permanent or is it temporary?"

"Well, we don't know yet," Harriet answered, in her high voice, 'I really hate the voice!' she thought unhappily. "We were just going to breakfast, but then you came and well," Harriet said to Ron who was looking at his feet.

"Yeah, we were coming to check up on you and see if we could visit, I mean Madame Pomphrey really didn't have a choice!" Ron smiled, "so do you want to go to breakfast?"

Harriet nodded, she didn't know why the hell she was doing this, but it was better than going to lessons with an empty stomach. All four of them left for the great hall, leaving the hospital wing in silence.

"This is great!" Hermione said on the way, "now that Harry is a girl, it is much better for me, where are you going to sleep Harry?" Hermione suddenly asked with curiosity. Harriet thought back to the discussion he and Malfoy had with Dumbledore very early this morning, Dumbledore had said that he and Malfoy would have to share the spare dormitory. Harriet was going to dread this.

"Well, Malfoy and I have to share a dormitory, according to Dumbledore's plans," Harriet answered, with an expression that showed distaste. Hermione and Ron gave her sympathetic looks, Dracaena huffed - she wasn't to pleased about the arrangement either.

They had reached the Great Hall doors, all they had to do was go through those doors and see all the faces that belonged to the students of Hogwarts School. Harriet felt the butterflies start flapping again. Dracaena suddenly put on a nervous smirk, "don't forget your name, Harriet." Ron and Hermione looked at Harriet with confused expressions, he just smiled nervously at them and then turned to face Dracaena with a frown.

"Don't forget yours either, Dracaena!" Harriet tried to smile pleasantly at Dracaena's scowl but couldn't bring herself to do it, she was so damn nervous about going in to the hall for breakfast. It was now or never as Ron and Hermione lead the way, Harriet took a deep breath and entered the hall, there was no going back. Dracaena, tried to hide behind Harriet, but it was clearly not working at all.

"OH MY POOR DRACO, WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU, THAT SCARHEAD WILL PAY, DON'T WORRY DARLING, PANSY'S HERE!" came a shriek from a recognizable voice. Pansy Parkinson was practically running towards the four of them, leaving her breakfast at the Slytherin table.

"Pansy, GO AWAY!" Dracaena shouted as Pansy tried to give her a bear hug. Pansy let go and looked at Dracaena for a split second and turned to the raven-haired girl next to Ron and Hermione.

"What have you done, Potter?" she screamed and raised her hands, slapping at Harriet, hopelessly missing her target by miles! Harriet held her own hands up in defense and Ron also tried to hold the wild animal off his friend. (*Pansy a wild animal, we like to think so!)

"Miss Parkinson, whatever is the matter?" a cold, sadistic voice suddenly said from behind her back, Professor Snape had come to investigate. Pansy regarded his words for a moment then opened her mouth, but the words just didn't seem to come out. Snape stared at her, she looked away breaking the stare and then he turned to Harriet and Dracaena. Slowly the two thin lips crept upward into a rather nasty smile.

"Well, Miss Potter," Snape smirked, finding the name amusing, Harriet frowned, she knew Snape would delay the finding of a cure, just because he like to see good old Harry Potter suffer. "Care to explain, this?" he then shot a glance to Pansy but immediately brought his focus back on to Harriet.

"Pansy was trying to hit me because she thinks it's all my fault that Dracaena is a girl," Harriet answered, he liked saying the Dracaena part best.

Snape frowned a little, "what did you call Mr Malfoy?"

"Dracaena," Harriet replied casually, not looking at Snape, those eyes were just too cold. Snape looked at Harriet, when there was no answer from Snape, Harriet looked up in hope to see that he had left, nope, he still stood there towering over them and glaring at Harriet with those cold black eyes.

"While DRACO is still a girl, he is to be called DRACAENA," Harriet answered, hoping Snape would get the picture. Meanwhile Dracaena was giving a glare that could match Snape's to Harriet.

Snape was about to answer when suddenly the Great Hall's doors opened once again with a rather loud bang. Dracaena looked up to see if it was the Weasley twins up to their usual pranks but looked horrified as he saw who entered.

Everyone in the hall seemed to go quiet as they noticed who had entered, Harriet looked at her feet.

Lucius Malfoy stood in the entrance, looking around the room until he found what he was looking for.

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Nice little chapter there! Okay be content for now while I figure out what I write for the fourth chapter! Don't forget to REVIEW!