Ok folks. After this chapter I won't be writing for two weeks
because I'm going to go-away camp. Yup. Enjoy!
V-kun: Hai. Tiff-sama is going away.
Tiff: awwww how cute. She called me sama.
V-kun thinking: ** I only did it to make a good impression on you**
Tiff: Right. To the story!
V-kun: Wait! What about the disclaimer?
Tiff: Ok.I do not own YYH (though I really wish I did).
YYH Style Tennis Chapter 7
"Yusuke c'mon." Keiko tugged on Yusuke's arm.
"Wha? Wha'dya want?"
"We're going to buy a new racket for you. Remember?"
"No."
Keiko sighed. "Well we are now."
"Wonderful," Yusuke stated sarcastically.
They went shopping and looked around.
"Oh Yusuke! This racket is so cute!" She held up a racket with a little pink bow on the handle and a pink heart on the racket net.
"No. I don't think um... that's.not.. my style Keiko. I think Kurama prefers pink bows and stuff."
"You're such a jerk Yusuke. You make fun of your own friends!" SLAP! Keiko hit him hard on the face.
Yusuke started crying. "WAH Keiko! You - sniff - didn't have to - sniff - hit me so hard! WAH! I WANT MY MOMMY!"
"Yusuke no baka! You almost get slaughtered everyday by demons and you're afraid of one measly slap? I can slap you harder if you like! Your mom's probably at home drunk anyway!"
By now everyone in the shop was looking at the stange boy that was crying on the floor and the girl that was scolding him. Surprisingly, they looked both the same age.
"But - sniff - b - b - b - but Keikooooo." Yusuke whined.
"DON'T YOU BUT ME OR I'LL SMACK YOUR BRAINS OUT AND THEN EAT YOUR FRIED GUTS! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT!?!"
"No.but.my brains aren't fried."
"YES THEY ARE! YOU ARE ALWAYS GETTING YOUR BRAINS FRIED SO THERE"S NOTHING THERE ANYMORE!"
"But how can you eat them if there's nothing there?"
"I'M NOT GONNA EAT THEM DUFUS!"
"But you just said you were." Yusuke received another smack on the head.
"Sniff."
"SHUT UP BAKA!"
"Ok."
"WHAT PART OF SHUT UP DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?!"
Keiko calmed down.
"How about this racket? Do you like it?" Keiko held up a racket with the nike sign on it.
No answer.
"Do you Yusuke?"
No answer.
"I SAIID DO YOU?!?"
"But you said I shouldn't talk."
"WELL TALK THEN!"
"But you said."
"OH SHUT UP!"
"But you just said to talk."
BBBAAAAANGGGG! Keiko's face was a crimson red. She had a racket in her hands and she had hit Yusuke with it on the head.
"Yusuke?"
Yusuke: 0_o
"Are you ...um..ok?"
"Keiko?" Kurama appeared from behind her.
"I think you took it too far this time," Kurama said.
"A heh heh heh. sorry?" Keiko's look was completely innocent.
Kuwabara also appeared. "Keiko's a.a .a."
"A what Kuwabara?"
"A MURDERER! YOU KILLED URAMESHI!"
"No I didn't and I am not a murderer."
"I don't get it. You must be a really skilled murderer to kill Urameshi. Oh wait never mind. He already got killed twice.by the car."
"I think that's enough information now Kuwabara," Kurama stated, glancing at the human onlookers. They seemed to be baffled as how he was still alive after he had died twice.
"Ummm.it's just an inside joke." Kurama tried to get the humans to go away so he could try to heal Yusuke since he apparently seemed like he was going to die anytime soon.
"No it's not a joke. Really. He got a hole punched through him once." Kuwabara was counting on his fingers to see how many times Yusuke got killed.
"KUWABARA SHUT UP! Excuse my friend. He's mentally ill." Kurama was frustrated at Kuwabara's stupidity.
"I'm not mentally ill."
"YES YOU ARE!" Kurama grabbed the racket out of Keiko's hands and smashed Kuwabara over the head.
Kuwabara and Yusuke: 0_o
"OM MY GOD! I'M A MURDERER!"
"Join the club, Kurama, join the club." Keiko was actually feeling a bit guilty (notice the word 'bit' in that sentence) for killing Yusuke.
"WHAT IS MY MOTHER GOING TO SAY ABOUT THIS!?!"
"Do you only think about your mom?"
"YES!"
"ok......"
"YOU TWO!"
"Huh?" Keiko and Kurama asked in unison.
The owner of the shop was furious. "Are you the two kids who everyone is running away from?"
"No..." Keiko put on her best 'I'm innocent' face. Kurama did as well.
"Well you must be I mean everyone is pointing at you and screaming murderer." The owner stared at the two dead boys on the ground.
"OH MY GOD! THERE ARE MURDERERS IN MY SHOP! HEEEELLLLPPPP! CALL 911!
"Dude." Keiko was trying to calm down the poor, spastic man.
"JUST SHUT.UP!" Kurama hit the owner on the head too.
Owner, Kuwabara and Yusuke: 0_o
"oops."
"We're in trouble now." Keiko shook her head.
"I think we'd better call Yukina."
"Yeah."
Meanwhile...
"Ugh.my head hurts." Yukina woke up and rubbed her head.
She found Hiei staring straight at her.
"What happened yesterday?" Yukina couldn't remember a thing.
"Some idiot put sugar in your food."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Pretty much."
"So that's why I feel so groggy."
Back at the shop.
"Yukina's not picking up." Kurama sighed.
"Maybe she's still not feeling well."
"You mean she's still sugar high?"
"Maybe."
"Did you give her sugar?"
"Of course not!" Keiko was insulted. She would never do that to her friend. "Did you?"
"No. I've had enough sugar highness."
"I can see. That day when you were sugar high. That was hilarious. Wompy! HA!"
"Ugh.my head hurts like hell." Yusuke was slowly getting up.
"Yusuke! You're alive!" Keiko tackled Yusuke.
"Yeah but you're gonna kill me if you don't get off me." Keiko got off of him.
"Did I die again? How come I didn't see Botan or Koenma?"
"Actually I don't think you died Yusuke." Kurama had the word 'guilty' written all over his face.
"I'm sorry Yusuke!" Keiko hugged him.
Yusuke: 0_o
"I think you killed him again Keiko."
"I did? OH MY GOD! Yusuke I'm sorry!"
"Is ok." Yusuke was talking in slurs.
"Yusuke are you alright?"
"yah I aligh. Hows Martha stewart?"
"Huh?"
"Are you going out with Oprah Kurama?"
Kurama sweatdrops.
"C'mon Yusuke. Let's go."
"Okee dokey big sis."
Keiko dragged him out of the shop and Kurama followed, leaving Kuwabara and the owner alone.
Kuwabara and Owner: 0_o
When they got to Yusuke's house his mom was there.
"Yusuke are you drunk?"
"No ummm. you see." Keiko was doing her best to explain.
"YOU GOT YUSUKE DRUNK!"
"No you see Mrs. Ura."
"I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!"
Keiko and Kurama sweatdrop.
"I'M SO PROUD OF MY BOY! HE'S DRUNK!"
"Ok Mrs. Urameshi. Whatever you say."
~~~~~~~~ OK Chapter 7 fini! HA HA HA! Snore snore ugh sleepy. Headache. Well. I'll update when I get back ok? This was a long chapter. Whoo. Longest chapter I've ever written.
V-kun: Hai. Tiff-sama is going away.
Tiff: awwww how cute. She called me sama.
V-kun thinking: ** I only did it to make a good impression on you**
Tiff: Right. To the story!
V-kun: Wait! What about the disclaimer?
Tiff: Ok.I do not own YYH (though I really wish I did).
YYH Style Tennis Chapter 7
"Yusuke c'mon." Keiko tugged on Yusuke's arm.
"Wha? Wha'dya want?"
"We're going to buy a new racket for you. Remember?"
"No."
Keiko sighed. "Well we are now."
"Wonderful," Yusuke stated sarcastically.
They went shopping and looked around.
"Oh Yusuke! This racket is so cute!" She held up a racket with a little pink bow on the handle and a pink heart on the racket net.
"No. I don't think um... that's.not.. my style Keiko. I think Kurama prefers pink bows and stuff."
"You're such a jerk Yusuke. You make fun of your own friends!" SLAP! Keiko hit him hard on the face.
Yusuke started crying. "WAH Keiko! You - sniff - didn't have to - sniff - hit me so hard! WAH! I WANT MY MOMMY!"
"Yusuke no baka! You almost get slaughtered everyday by demons and you're afraid of one measly slap? I can slap you harder if you like! Your mom's probably at home drunk anyway!"
By now everyone in the shop was looking at the stange boy that was crying on the floor and the girl that was scolding him. Surprisingly, they looked both the same age.
"But - sniff - b - b - b - but Keikooooo." Yusuke whined.
"DON'T YOU BUT ME OR I'LL SMACK YOUR BRAINS OUT AND THEN EAT YOUR FRIED GUTS! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT!?!"
"No.but.my brains aren't fried."
"YES THEY ARE! YOU ARE ALWAYS GETTING YOUR BRAINS FRIED SO THERE"S NOTHING THERE ANYMORE!"
"But how can you eat them if there's nothing there?"
"I'M NOT GONNA EAT THEM DUFUS!"
"But you just said you were." Yusuke received another smack on the head.
"Sniff."
"SHUT UP BAKA!"
"Ok."
"WHAT PART OF SHUT UP DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?!"
Keiko calmed down.
"How about this racket? Do you like it?" Keiko held up a racket with the nike sign on it.
No answer.
"Do you Yusuke?"
No answer.
"I SAIID DO YOU?!?"
"But you said I shouldn't talk."
"WELL TALK THEN!"
"But you said."
"OH SHUT UP!"
"But you just said to talk."
BBBAAAAANGGGG! Keiko's face was a crimson red. She had a racket in her hands and she had hit Yusuke with it on the head.
"Yusuke?"
Yusuke: 0_o
"Are you ...um..ok?"
"Keiko?" Kurama appeared from behind her.
"I think you took it too far this time," Kurama said.
"A heh heh heh. sorry?" Keiko's look was completely innocent.
Kuwabara also appeared. "Keiko's a.a .a."
"A what Kuwabara?"
"A MURDERER! YOU KILLED URAMESHI!"
"No I didn't and I am not a murderer."
"I don't get it. You must be a really skilled murderer to kill Urameshi. Oh wait never mind. He already got killed twice.by the car."
"I think that's enough information now Kuwabara," Kurama stated, glancing at the human onlookers. They seemed to be baffled as how he was still alive after he had died twice.
"Ummm.it's just an inside joke." Kurama tried to get the humans to go away so he could try to heal Yusuke since he apparently seemed like he was going to die anytime soon.
"No it's not a joke. Really. He got a hole punched through him once." Kuwabara was counting on his fingers to see how many times Yusuke got killed.
"KUWABARA SHUT UP! Excuse my friend. He's mentally ill." Kurama was frustrated at Kuwabara's stupidity.
"I'm not mentally ill."
"YES YOU ARE!" Kurama grabbed the racket out of Keiko's hands and smashed Kuwabara over the head.
Kuwabara and Yusuke: 0_o
"OM MY GOD! I'M A MURDERER!"
"Join the club, Kurama, join the club." Keiko was actually feeling a bit guilty (notice the word 'bit' in that sentence) for killing Yusuke.
"WHAT IS MY MOTHER GOING TO SAY ABOUT THIS!?!"
"Do you only think about your mom?"
"YES!"
"ok......"
"YOU TWO!"
"Huh?" Keiko and Kurama asked in unison.
The owner of the shop was furious. "Are you the two kids who everyone is running away from?"
"No..." Keiko put on her best 'I'm innocent' face. Kurama did as well.
"Well you must be I mean everyone is pointing at you and screaming murderer." The owner stared at the two dead boys on the ground.
"OH MY GOD! THERE ARE MURDERERS IN MY SHOP! HEEEELLLLPPPP! CALL 911!
"Dude." Keiko was trying to calm down the poor, spastic man.
"JUST SHUT.UP!" Kurama hit the owner on the head too.
Owner, Kuwabara and Yusuke: 0_o
"oops."
"We're in trouble now." Keiko shook her head.
"I think we'd better call Yukina."
"Yeah."
Meanwhile...
"Ugh.my head hurts." Yukina woke up and rubbed her head.
She found Hiei staring straight at her.
"What happened yesterday?" Yukina couldn't remember a thing.
"Some idiot put sugar in your food."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Pretty much."
"So that's why I feel so groggy."
Back at the shop.
"Yukina's not picking up." Kurama sighed.
"Maybe she's still not feeling well."
"You mean she's still sugar high?"
"Maybe."
"Did you give her sugar?"
"Of course not!" Keiko was insulted. She would never do that to her friend. "Did you?"
"No. I've had enough sugar highness."
"I can see. That day when you were sugar high. That was hilarious. Wompy! HA!"
"Ugh.my head hurts like hell." Yusuke was slowly getting up.
"Yusuke! You're alive!" Keiko tackled Yusuke.
"Yeah but you're gonna kill me if you don't get off me." Keiko got off of him.
"Did I die again? How come I didn't see Botan or Koenma?"
"Actually I don't think you died Yusuke." Kurama had the word 'guilty' written all over his face.
"I'm sorry Yusuke!" Keiko hugged him.
Yusuke: 0_o
"I think you killed him again Keiko."
"I did? OH MY GOD! Yusuke I'm sorry!"
"Is ok." Yusuke was talking in slurs.
"Yusuke are you alright?"
"yah I aligh. Hows Martha stewart?"
"Huh?"
"Are you going out with Oprah Kurama?"
Kurama sweatdrops.
"C'mon Yusuke. Let's go."
"Okee dokey big sis."
Keiko dragged him out of the shop and Kurama followed, leaving Kuwabara and the owner alone.
Kuwabara and Owner: 0_o
When they got to Yusuke's house his mom was there.
"Yusuke are you drunk?"
"No ummm. you see." Keiko was doing her best to explain.
"YOU GOT YUSUKE DRUNK!"
"No you see Mrs. Ura."
"I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!"
Keiko and Kurama sweatdrop.
"I'M SO PROUD OF MY BOY! HE'S DRUNK!"
"Ok Mrs. Urameshi. Whatever you say."
~~~~~~~~ OK Chapter 7 fini! HA HA HA! Snore snore ugh sleepy. Headache. Well. I'll update when I get back ok? This was a long chapter. Whoo. Longest chapter I've ever written.