Right. Here we are with the ninth chapter. Finally. I'm really sorry
about all the late updates. Let's continue!
V-kun: Onward!
Tiff: Yup! I just drank coffee so I'm all fired up again!
V-kun: disclaimer?
Tiff: I don't own it already!
YYH Style Tennis chapter 9
"I'm glad we're finally returning to playing tennis." Keiko rubbed the back of her head and smiled.
"Yeah." Yusuke was walking alongside her holding his new tennis racket.
~~~~At the Tennis Court~~~~
"OK folks we're returning to the games! Finally!" Keiko announced.
"Yusuke vs. Yukina!"
Everyone cheered. It was about time.
"But,"
"oh dammit can't we just get on with the damned games you fu**ing f**k of a damned idiot!" Genkai puffed on her cigarette.
"Wow." Yusuke was impressed. "She beat my record of how many curse words you can say in one sentence."
"yeah Urameshi. You're losing your touch."
"Shut up." Yusuke hit Kuwabara hard on the head.
Kuwabara: 0_o
"Oops."
"We are going to have sugar tests due to the last couple of games!" Keiko smirked.
"Oh wonderful." Hiei pouted. They ruined his plans.
The doctor looked at everyone and no one SEEMED (seemed being the key word) to have sugar in them so he left.
"Heh heh heh." Hiei smirked.
"uh...... Hiei?" Yusuke was scared. Hiei was grinning in that evil way which meant 'someone was sugar high'.
"Who is it Hiei?" Shizuru grabbed him be the collar and shook him.
Hiei smirked again. "myself."
"What?" Shizuru dropped him like he was the devil who went to heaven (that did not make much sense).
"and Kurama."
Everyone looked at Kurama.
"oh god. This is not good." Keiko backed away.
Kurama was bouncing up and down eating a lollipop.
"Yum yum fiddle dee dee I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts diddldee dee."
Hiei joined in when Kurama started to sing the Hamtaro song.
"Let's make a wish! Oo oo oo make it come true! Singin along with us is all you doooooooooo............."
Kurama and Hiei stood up and started to wave their arms around in the air and wiggling their butts hamtaro style.
"come on and do your very best! Oo oo oo get a hundred on your test! All of your dreams will come true!
"Come on and sing this secret spell it's just for you! Think of all the luck we'll bring! Hamtaro we'll know just what to do! This will be our song come on and sing!"
They both took off their shirts revealing pink Hamtaro shirts.
"OH YEAH!"
"hey! You have the same shirt as me!"
"I got it first!" Kurama stuck his tongue out.
"No you didn't I did!"
"No I did! Copy cat!"
"I AM NOT!"
"YES YOU ARE WOMPY!"
"NO I'M NOT TINDU! I AM THE PRETTY PINK BUTTERFLY!"
"NO I AM!" Hiei was babbling like a baby.
"I WAS FIRST!"
"CHILDREN GODDAMIT CALM DOWN!!!" Yukina screamed.
Everyone looked at her in amazement. They thought she was the calm composed type.
"I just want to play some tennis."
"She right! Yusuke vs. Yukina continue!" Keiko was pissed.
Hiei and Kurama pouted and sat down. They glared at each other.
Yusuke served the ball with a blast of energy. But, Yukina unfortunately was very mad at Hiei and Kurama still and froze the ball when she hit back and it broke through Yusuke's racket.
"Oh dammit not again." Yusuke recalled the last time he had to go shopping with Keiko for a racket. He looked at Keiko in pure horror.
"That's it. We're going to buy another racket Yusuke." Keiko was pissed once again.
Kurama and Hiei snickered.
Keiko didn't turn around but she said "YOU TWO ARE COMING TOO!"
Kurama and hiei: aaaaaaawwwwwwwwww
"SHUT THE FU** UP!"
Hiei: ok.
Keiko: ARGH!
~~~~At the Mall~~~
"idiots," Keiko said as she dragged all three of them by the ears into the mall.
"But, Keiko," Yusuke whined.
"Look, just because you have a brain the size of a pea........"
"What?"
"I can't think of anything because you can't DO anything."
"Ok......."
Hiei and Kurama: 0_o
They suddenly passed by a very giant Hamtaro store.
Keiko's eyes widened. "Uh oh."
"HAAMMMMMTARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kurama and Hiei screamed.
Everyone in the store looked at them.
"A heh." Keiko laughed. "I don't know them." She immediately dropped them on the floor.
Kurama and Hiei got up and ran to the Hamtaro store.
"Wwwwwoooooooooowwwwww......" Hiei was in heaven.
"I want these!" Kurama picked up tons of Hamtaro plushies.
"Oh yeah well I want these!" Hiei grabbed all the shirts in the store.
"Well I want THESE!" A little boy had all the toys and keychains in his arms.
"GIMME THOSE!" Kurama lunged for them.
"NOOO! MINE!" The boy turned away from them.
"Oh yeah?" Hiei also attacked the poor boy.
Soon they were a strange tussle of hamtaro and carpet fuzz with Yusuke and Keiko staring outside the shop.
"I think we'd better leave Yusuke."
"I agree."
Keiko ran out the mall dragging Yusuke.
"HAMTARO'S MINE!" Hiei took everything from Kurama and the boy and ran around in circles. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ALL MINE!"
"NO HE'S MINE!" Kurama grabbed all the things from Hiei.
"MINE!"
Meanwhile the shop owner was extremely confused at the two grown boys ad the little kid fighting over his stuff. Finally he regained his sense and got a bat.
"ROBBERS!" he shouted.
He hit them all over the head and took the stuff back.
Kurama, Hiei and the boy: 0_o
~~~~Back at the Tennis Courts~~~~
"Why are you two breathing so hard?" Yukina asked.
"Kurama....Hiei....Hamtaro...."
"Oh god."
"Yeah."
"Games are unfortunately postponed once....again." Keiko anounced.
Genkai crossed her arms, "Damned Hamtaro freaks."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My god that chapter was terrible and short. So sorry. That was totally Hamtaro biased. Review and give me some ideas please. I'm running out of ideas.
k.....till next time.
V-kun: Onward!
Tiff: Yup! I just drank coffee so I'm all fired up again!
V-kun: disclaimer?
Tiff: I don't own it already!
YYH Style Tennis chapter 9
"I'm glad we're finally returning to playing tennis." Keiko rubbed the back of her head and smiled.
"Yeah." Yusuke was walking alongside her holding his new tennis racket.
~~~~At the Tennis Court~~~~
"OK folks we're returning to the games! Finally!" Keiko announced.
"Yusuke vs. Yukina!"
Everyone cheered. It was about time.
"But,"
"oh dammit can't we just get on with the damned games you fu**ing f**k of a damned idiot!" Genkai puffed on her cigarette.
"Wow." Yusuke was impressed. "She beat my record of how many curse words you can say in one sentence."
"yeah Urameshi. You're losing your touch."
"Shut up." Yusuke hit Kuwabara hard on the head.
Kuwabara: 0_o
"Oops."
"We are going to have sugar tests due to the last couple of games!" Keiko smirked.
"Oh wonderful." Hiei pouted. They ruined his plans.
The doctor looked at everyone and no one SEEMED (seemed being the key word) to have sugar in them so he left.
"Heh heh heh." Hiei smirked.
"uh...... Hiei?" Yusuke was scared. Hiei was grinning in that evil way which meant 'someone was sugar high'.
"Who is it Hiei?" Shizuru grabbed him be the collar and shook him.
Hiei smirked again. "myself."
"What?" Shizuru dropped him like he was the devil who went to heaven (that did not make much sense).
"and Kurama."
Everyone looked at Kurama.
"oh god. This is not good." Keiko backed away.
Kurama was bouncing up and down eating a lollipop.
"Yum yum fiddle dee dee I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts diddldee dee."
Hiei joined in when Kurama started to sing the Hamtaro song.
"Let's make a wish! Oo oo oo make it come true! Singin along with us is all you doooooooooo............."
Kurama and Hiei stood up and started to wave their arms around in the air and wiggling their butts hamtaro style.
"come on and do your very best! Oo oo oo get a hundred on your test! All of your dreams will come true!
"Come on and sing this secret spell it's just for you! Think of all the luck we'll bring! Hamtaro we'll know just what to do! This will be our song come on and sing!"
They both took off their shirts revealing pink Hamtaro shirts.
"OH YEAH!"
"hey! You have the same shirt as me!"
"I got it first!" Kurama stuck his tongue out.
"No you didn't I did!"
"No I did! Copy cat!"
"I AM NOT!"
"YES YOU ARE WOMPY!"
"NO I'M NOT TINDU! I AM THE PRETTY PINK BUTTERFLY!"
"NO I AM!" Hiei was babbling like a baby.
"I WAS FIRST!"
"CHILDREN GODDAMIT CALM DOWN!!!" Yukina screamed.
Everyone looked at her in amazement. They thought she was the calm composed type.
"I just want to play some tennis."
"She right! Yusuke vs. Yukina continue!" Keiko was pissed.
Hiei and Kurama pouted and sat down. They glared at each other.
Yusuke served the ball with a blast of energy. But, Yukina unfortunately was very mad at Hiei and Kurama still and froze the ball when she hit back and it broke through Yusuke's racket.
"Oh dammit not again." Yusuke recalled the last time he had to go shopping with Keiko for a racket. He looked at Keiko in pure horror.
"That's it. We're going to buy another racket Yusuke." Keiko was pissed once again.
Kurama and Hiei snickered.
Keiko didn't turn around but she said "YOU TWO ARE COMING TOO!"
Kurama and hiei: aaaaaaawwwwwwwwww
"SHUT THE FU** UP!"
Hiei: ok.
Keiko: ARGH!
~~~~At the Mall~~~
"idiots," Keiko said as she dragged all three of them by the ears into the mall.
"But, Keiko," Yusuke whined.
"Look, just because you have a brain the size of a pea........"
"What?"
"I can't think of anything because you can't DO anything."
"Ok......."
Hiei and Kurama: 0_o
They suddenly passed by a very giant Hamtaro store.
Keiko's eyes widened. "Uh oh."
"HAAMMMMMTARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kurama and Hiei screamed.
Everyone in the store looked at them.
"A heh." Keiko laughed. "I don't know them." She immediately dropped them on the floor.
Kurama and Hiei got up and ran to the Hamtaro store.
"Wwwwwoooooooooowwwwww......" Hiei was in heaven.
"I want these!" Kurama picked up tons of Hamtaro plushies.
"Oh yeah well I want these!" Hiei grabbed all the shirts in the store.
"Well I want THESE!" A little boy had all the toys and keychains in his arms.
"GIMME THOSE!" Kurama lunged for them.
"NOOO! MINE!" The boy turned away from them.
"Oh yeah?" Hiei also attacked the poor boy.
Soon they were a strange tussle of hamtaro and carpet fuzz with Yusuke and Keiko staring outside the shop.
"I think we'd better leave Yusuke."
"I agree."
Keiko ran out the mall dragging Yusuke.
"HAMTARO'S MINE!" Hiei took everything from Kurama and the boy and ran around in circles. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ALL MINE!"
"NO HE'S MINE!" Kurama grabbed all the things from Hiei.
"MINE!"
Meanwhile the shop owner was extremely confused at the two grown boys ad the little kid fighting over his stuff. Finally he regained his sense and got a bat.
"ROBBERS!" he shouted.
He hit them all over the head and took the stuff back.
Kurama, Hiei and the boy: 0_o
~~~~Back at the Tennis Courts~~~~
"Why are you two breathing so hard?" Yukina asked.
"Kurama....Hiei....Hamtaro...."
"Oh god."
"Yeah."
"Games are unfortunately postponed once....again." Keiko anounced.
Genkai crossed her arms, "Damned Hamtaro freaks."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My god that chapter was terrible and short. So sorry. That was totally Hamtaro biased. Review and give me some ideas please. I'm running out of ideas.
k.....till next time.