Show that ended in 6 days.
This is my first fan fiction so gimme a break. Sorry if the first chapter was screwed up a bit,
I don't use Notepad.
( This fan fiction is in the Marauder Time. The Marauders except Peter are running a TV
show in James's manor with a muggle video camera and Lily Evans. My comments...are in
(parentheses) so let the show begin.)
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Lily: Today we have a name member of the show, Cleo, who drove Sirius insane so she could
interviewer.
Cleo: That's about right. ^.^
Remus: Today we are going to read fan mail first....
Dear Sirius,
I am hopelessly in love with you, will you go out with me?
- Hopelessly inlove.
-For some unknown(Cleo) reason, Sirius has been gagged and tied to a chair-...
Cleo: I'll answer that one. HE'S MINE SO BACK OFF! *Fangs and saliva*
-Everyone else backs away.-
Remus: The next question:
Dear Prongs and Lily,
We all know you like each other, so when will you go out?
-Cleo
James and Lily: I don't like him/her!
-Everyone else and a muffled Sirius: Right, right...-
*James and Lily hiss, with fangs and saliva*
-Everyone else backs away=...
Sirius got ungagged: Lemme read the next question.
Dear Cleo
I am hopelessly in love with you
Cleo: AWWW SIRIUS I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED! *Chases him around the room with lasso* Get back here!
Sirius: IT WAS -pant pant- SIGNED -pant- ANONYOMOUS!
Cleo stops running: Oh. Next question, James, you answer.
Dear The Marauders,
I like Greg, Greg likes Molly, Molly doesn't like Greg but likes John who likes me but I don't
like John. What should I do?
- I NEED HELP!
James: Well I NEED HELP!, Star in a soap.
Cleo: And I'll read the last question.
Dear You guys,
What do you think is the funniest word?
-Funny guy
Cleo: Well we all know..it's nink.
Sirius: No it's Spork.
Cleo: Nink.
Sirius: Spork.
Cleo: Nink.
Sirius: Spork.
Cleo: Nink.
Sirius: Spork!
Cleo: Nink!
Sirius: SPORK!
Cleo: NINK!
James: I'll settle it for the both of you, the funniest word is meep.
Lily: No it's NEEP.
Cleo: NINK!!!
Lily: NEEP!!!
Cleo: NINK!!!
James: Meep!!!
Cleo: Nink nink NINK!
Lily: NEEP NEEP NEEP!
Sirius: SPORK! IT'S SPORK!
Cleo: NINK!
Remus: I'll settle it- it's all of them.
Cleo: Nink.
Remus: All.
Cleo: Nink.
Remus: All.
Cleo: Ninky nink... hehe Nink nink...
Sirius: She's lost it.
Cleo: -giggle- Ninky nink..
NEXT SUBJECT... Remus: I had the weirdest dream last night... And it was that James failed a
test!
-Everyone: GASP! except James who is quiet-
James: YOU HAD DEJA VU! Cool.
Cleo: My dream was weirder. I dreamt that I was flying a llama and then the llama made Sirius
disapear like the apple. The llama ated Sirius twice.
*Everyone stares at her and Remus walks outside to make a call.*
*Ten minutes later*
*Cleo looks out window* Hey guys... what's that white van doing out there? It's got no windows...
James to the others: Should we tell her?
*Very kindly*Lily: Cleo... the nice men in white coats are going to take you for a ride...
Cleo: NO! I don't wanna go with the nice men! ... OH NO THEY GOT A NET! *runs in a literal circle
screaming* NO I DON'T WANNA GO AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
-Thrown in van-
Cleo: It's dark in here. O_o... creepy. Oooh look a rock! I'm going to interview the rock.
Cleo to rock: So what's your name?
Rock says nothing.
Cleo: Hmm... not very talkitive, are you?
Rock says nothing.
Cleo: No need to be shy...
Rock says nothing.
Cleo: I'm going to call you...Rock, okay? Good. Now, how old are you and where were you born?
Rock: ::no answer::
Cleo: Erm...how did you get here?
Rock: ::no answer::
Cleo: Don't ignore me!
Rock: ::no answer::
Cleo: DON'T MOCK ME!
-Five minutes later Cleo gets into a loud fight with the rock. So far she's losing-
Nice man in white coat: Now Cleo, will you please step out of the van.
Cleo: NEVER! YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE ME!!! SURRENDER VICTIM!!! *Uses wand as sword*
Nice men put Cleo in cage. They walk her down the hall in the cage and Cleo grabs a man's white
coat and grabs his collar and pulls him to the cage.
Cleo: You look like Remus. *poke* WHY WON'T YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE? FREE ME!!!
Nice men put Cleo in a nice blue padded room.
Cleo: GET ME OUT OF HERE! FREE ME! EVILNESS!!! -screech- *Sees mirror* GET ME OUT OF HERE! NOW!
OR I'll SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOUR WORTH SO HA! Don't look at me like that! Don't talk back to
me you fool! HOW DARE YOU! *slaps mirror* *Turns around and sees a lolly appears* *Picks the
lollipop up* Ooooh a lolly...
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Well one down, four more to go.
Its only my first so give me a break. Review and enjoy!
I want to thank my yahoo friends for the ideas and especcially Sirius for some of the St. Mungo's
scene.
This is my first fan fiction so gimme a break. Sorry if the first chapter was screwed up a bit,
I don't use Notepad.
( This fan fiction is in the Marauder Time. The Marauders except Peter are running a TV
show in James's manor with a muggle video camera and Lily Evans. My comments...are in
(parentheses) so let the show begin.)
----------
Lily: Today we have a name member of the show, Cleo, who drove Sirius insane so she could
interviewer.
Cleo: That's about right. ^.^
Remus: Today we are going to read fan mail first....
Dear Sirius,
I am hopelessly in love with you, will you go out with me?
- Hopelessly inlove.
-For some unknown(Cleo) reason, Sirius has been gagged and tied to a chair-...
Cleo: I'll answer that one. HE'S MINE SO BACK OFF! *Fangs and saliva*
-Everyone else backs away.-
Remus: The next question:
Dear Prongs and Lily,
We all know you like each other, so when will you go out?
-Cleo
James and Lily: I don't like him/her!
-Everyone else and a muffled Sirius: Right, right...-
*James and Lily hiss, with fangs and saliva*
-Everyone else backs away=...
Sirius got ungagged: Lemme read the next question.
Dear Cleo
I am hopelessly in love with you
Cleo: AWWW SIRIUS I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED! *Chases him around the room with lasso* Get back here!
Sirius: IT WAS -pant pant- SIGNED -pant- ANONYOMOUS!
Cleo stops running: Oh. Next question, James, you answer.
Dear The Marauders,
I like Greg, Greg likes Molly, Molly doesn't like Greg but likes John who likes me but I don't
like John. What should I do?
- I NEED HELP!
James: Well I NEED HELP!, Star in a soap.
Cleo: And I'll read the last question.
Dear You guys,
What do you think is the funniest word?
-Funny guy
Cleo: Well we all know..it's nink.
Sirius: No it's Spork.
Cleo: Nink.
Sirius: Spork.
Cleo: Nink.
Sirius: Spork.
Cleo: Nink.
Sirius: Spork!
Cleo: Nink!
Sirius: SPORK!
Cleo: NINK!
James: I'll settle it for the both of you, the funniest word is meep.
Lily: No it's NEEP.
Cleo: NINK!!!
Lily: NEEP!!!
Cleo: NINK!!!
James: Meep!!!
Cleo: Nink nink NINK!
Lily: NEEP NEEP NEEP!
Sirius: SPORK! IT'S SPORK!
Cleo: NINK!
Remus: I'll settle it- it's all of them.
Cleo: Nink.
Remus: All.
Cleo: Nink.
Remus: All.
Cleo: Ninky nink... hehe Nink nink...
Sirius: She's lost it.
Cleo: -giggle- Ninky nink..
NEXT SUBJECT... Remus: I had the weirdest dream last night... And it was that James failed a
test!
-Everyone: GASP! except James who is quiet-
James: YOU HAD DEJA VU! Cool.
Cleo: My dream was weirder. I dreamt that I was flying a llama and then the llama made Sirius
disapear like the apple. The llama ated Sirius twice.
*Everyone stares at her and Remus walks outside to make a call.*
*Ten minutes later*
*Cleo looks out window* Hey guys... what's that white van doing out there? It's got no windows...
James to the others: Should we tell her?
*Very kindly*Lily: Cleo... the nice men in white coats are going to take you for a ride...
Cleo: NO! I don't wanna go with the nice men! ... OH NO THEY GOT A NET! *runs in a literal circle
screaming* NO I DON'T WANNA GO AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
-Thrown in van-
Cleo: It's dark in here. O_o... creepy. Oooh look a rock! I'm going to interview the rock.
Cleo to rock: So what's your name?
Rock says nothing.
Cleo: Hmm... not very talkitive, are you?
Rock says nothing.
Cleo: No need to be shy...
Rock says nothing.
Cleo: I'm going to call you...Rock, okay? Good. Now, how old are you and where were you born?
Rock: ::no answer::
Cleo: Erm...how did you get here?
Rock: ::no answer::
Cleo: Don't ignore me!
Rock: ::no answer::
Cleo: DON'T MOCK ME!
-Five minutes later Cleo gets into a loud fight with the rock. So far she's losing-
Nice man in white coat: Now Cleo, will you please step out of the van.
Cleo: NEVER! YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE ME!!! SURRENDER VICTIM!!! *Uses wand as sword*
Nice men put Cleo in cage. They walk her down the hall in the cage and Cleo grabs a man's white
coat and grabs his collar and pulls him to the cage.
Cleo: You look like Remus. *poke* WHY WON'T YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE? FREE ME!!!
Nice men put Cleo in a nice blue padded room.
Cleo: GET ME OUT OF HERE! FREE ME! EVILNESS!!! -screech- *Sees mirror* GET ME OUT OF HERE! NOW!
OR I'll SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOUR WORTH SO HA! Don't look at me like that! Don't talk back to
me you fool! HOW DARE YOU! *slaps mirror* *Turns around and sees a lolly appears* *Picks the
lollipop up* Ooooh a lolly...
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Well one down, four more to go.
Its only my first so give me a break. Review and enjoy!
I want to thank my yahoo friends for the ideas and especcially Sirius for some of the St. Mungo's
scene.