Remus: Welcome to the show. I get to be interivewer since Cleo is nuts.
(YUPPERS)
Sirius: How did you get in here? Your suppossed to be at St. Mungos
(I WROTE THIS SO HA!)
Sirius: Well anyway... Who are you going to interview today?
(ME! ME! ME!)
Remus: Actually... we have a guest today. Her name is Alexia Moreau!
Alex: Hey!
Remus: ANyway, your first question is...... who do you like? *microphones inch closer*
Alex: *blink blink* Um... thats a hard question... I'm going to have to think about that--
JAMES IS MINE O.O;;
Remus: -James and Lily inch far away-
Alex: DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE LILYYYYYY!!!!!!!! *hiss*
Remus: -Remus leaves for a few minutes to go outside. Comes back in- Now then Alex, whats your
favorite Marauders prank?
Alex: *clears throat* The one where they turned Snivellus and Lucy into girls *evil grin*
Remus: The Marauders stand up and bow, and Cleo runs over from St. Mungos to bow then is
dragged off by nice men in white coats.
"SURRENDER VICTIMS!" she screeches.
Alex: *waves happily to Cleo*
Remus: How many O.W.Ls did you get? *Snivellus grins snobbyish DIE SNAPE DIE!!!!!!*
Alex: I only have one owl.
Remus: "No I mean- oh nevermind. So what has your weirdest dream ever been?"
Alex: The one where I was being chased by an oversized yellow chicken. Or the one where
I was grounded by my friends mom because this girl wrote naughty words on the bottom of her foot.
Remus: "Over sized yellow chicken?"
Alex: Yeah, you know that mascoty thing for Golden Chicken? It was that one!
Remus: Everyone stares at her
Alex: *twitch* Well it was!!!
Remus: "Yes well um...we want you to meet someone." Remus said and out came three men in white
coats with nets. "Here's a lollipop Alexia..." one said slowly handing her one, arm outstretched.
Alex: *grabs lollipop* OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!! lolly!!!! *squeals*
Remus: "Want to go for a ride in the nice white van? Goooood." it says and throws her in the van
with a lock of the door.
Alex: *twitch* I DROPPED MY LOLLY!!!
Remus: "We'll get you another one." the nice man reasurred and they drove off.
Alex: Oooh I rock...
-Back at the show-
Sirius: ANYWAY... Time for the fan mail.
Dear Marauders and Cleo who's not there,
What is a spork?
- Doesn't know what a spork is.
Sirius: A....spork?
James: Now you got him going..
Sirius: A... a spork....
Lily: What's wrong with him?
Remus: Who the heck are you? Your name is longer then your question and the begginning is
longer then anything else! Anyway a spork is...
Sirius: A....spork...
James: Yeah, what is a spork...
Sirius: A...spork....
James: Is...?
Sirius: A spork..
Remus: This is going no where. Does anyone know what a spork is?
Sirius: A SPORK IS THE BESTEST THING EVER! -huggles the spork-
Remus: What's that?
Sirius: It's not just any spork, it's THE spork...
-Remus walks away for a few minutes-
Lily: I just looked it up. It's: A trademark used for a plastic eating utensil
having a spoonlike bowl and tines.
Sirius: LIAR!
-Everyone backs away slowly-
Remus: Well then Sirius....what's a spork?
Sirius: A spork..
-Everyone and Sirius sigh-
-Everyone stares at Sirius-
-Sirius stares back-
Remus: We have some more people who want to meet you, Sirius!
-The nice men in white coats step foward-
Siirus: NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME WITH YOU! PADFOOT! MOONY! SAVE ME!!! Sirius tried to run but ran
into a closet.
Sirius: EVILNESS!!! DIE!!!!!! He yelled and ran into them.
-They grabbed him and threw him in the van-
Sirius: Let me out of here or I'll sing!
-No answer-
Sirius: FINE THEN! LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO HOPPING THREW THE FOREST PICKING UP THE FIELD MICE AND
BOBBING THENM ON THE HEAD...
Men in white coats: ::sigh::
Sirius: LET ME OUT OF HERE! EVIL!!!!!!
Cleo: Oh hi Sirius!
-She and Alex wave merrily to him while licking lollipops-
Alex: It's fun here! Their so nice and fun. They even give us free jackets and lollys!
Sirius: Can I have a spork?
He asks this very quietly.
Nice man hands him a spork, a lolly, and a straight jacket and runs out of room.
-Sirius sits down next to them licking the lolly-
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Well the only ones left are Remus, Lily, and James
Who do you want to be next?
I want to thank my friends and Alex for the interview!
(YUPPERS)
Sirius: How did you get in here? Your suppossed to be at St. Mungos
(I WROTE THIS SO HA!)
Sirius: Well anyway... Who are you going to interview today?
(ME! ME! ME!)
Remus: Actually... we have a guest today. Her name is Alexia Moreau!
Alex: Hey!
Remus: ANyway, your first question is...... who do you like? *microphones inch closer*
Alex: *blink blink* Um... thats a hard question... I'm going to have to think about that--
JAMES IS MINE O.O;;
Remus: -James and Lily inch far away-
Alex: DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE LILYYYYYY!!!!!!!! *hiss*
Remus: -Remus leaves for a few minutes to go outside. Comes back in- Now then Alex, whats your
favorite Marauders prank?
Alex: *clears throat* The one where they turned Snivellus and Lucy into girls *evil grin*
Remus: The Marauders stand up and bow, and Cleo runs over from St. Mungos to bow then is
dragged off by nice men in white coats.
"SURRENDER VICTIMS!" she screeches.
Alex: *waves happily to Cleo*
Remus: How many O.W.Ls did you get? *Snivellus grins snobbyish DIE SNAPE DIE!!!!!!*
Alex: I only have one owl.
Remus: "No I mean- oh nevermind. So what has your weirdest dream ever been?"
Alex: The one where I was being chased by an oversized yellow chicken. Or the one where
I was grounded by my friends mom because this girl wrote naughty words on the bottom of her foot.
Remus: "Over sized yellow chicken?"
Alex: Yeah, you know that mascoty thing for Golden Chicken? It was that one!
Remus: Everyone stares at her
Alex: *twitch* Well it was!!!
Remus: "Yes well um...we want you to meet someone." Remus said and out came three men in white
coats with nets. "Here's a lollipop Alexia..." one said slowly handing her one, arm outstretched.
Alex: *grabs lollipop* OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!! lolly!!!! *squeals*
Remus: "Want to go for a ride in the nice white van? Goooood." it says and throws her in the van
with a lock of the door.
Alex: *twitch* I DROPPED MY LOLLY!!!
Remus: "We'll get you another one." the nice man reasurred and they drove off.
Alex: Oooh I rock...
-Back at the show-
Sirius: ANYWAY... Time for the fan mail.
Dear Marauders and Cleo who's not there,
What is a spork?
- Doesn't know what a spork is.
Sirius: A....spork?
James: Now you got him going..
Sirius: A... a spork....
Lily: What's wrong with him?
Remus: Who the heck are you? Your name is longer then your question and the begginning is
longer then anything else! Anyway a spork is...
Sirius: A....spork...
James: Yeah, what is a spork...
Sirius: A...spork....
James: Is...?
Sirius: A spork..
Remus: This is going no where. Does anyone know what a spork is?
Sirius: A SPORK IS THE BESTEST THING EVER! -huggles the spork-
Remus: What's that?
Sirius: It's not just any spork, it's THE spork...
-Remus walks away for a few minutes-
Lily: I just looked it up. It's: A trademark used for a plastic eating utensil
having a spoonlike bowl and tines.
Sirius: LIAR!
-Everyone backs away slowly-
Remus: Well then Sirius....what's a spork?
Sirius: A spork..
-Everyone and Sirius sigh-
-Everyone stares at Sirius-
-Sirius stares back-
Remus: We have some more people who want to meet you, Sirius!
-The nice men in white coats step foward-
Siirus: NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME WITH YOU! PADFOOT! MOONY! SAVE ME!!! Sirius tried to run but ran
into a closet.
Sirius: EVILNESS!!! DIE!!!!!! He yelled and ran into them.
-They grabbed him and threw him in the van-
Sirius: Let me out of here or I'll sing!
-No answer-
Sirius: FINE THEN! LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO HOPPING THREW THE FOREST PICKING UP THE FIELD MICE AND
BOBBING THENM ON THE HEAD...
Men in white coats: ::sigh::
Sirius: LET ME OUT OF HERE! EVIL!!!!!!
Cleo: Oh hi Sirius!
-She and Alex wave merrily to him while licking lollipops-
Alex: It's fun here! Their so nice and fun. They even give us free jackets and lollys!
Sirius: Can I have a spork?
He asks this very quietly.
Nice man hands him a spork, a lolly, and a straight jacket and runs out of room.
-Sirius sits down next to them licking the lolly-
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Well the only ones left are Remus, Lily, and James
Who do you want to be next?
I want to thank my friends and Alex for the interview!