Hello with that Padfoot thing, that was not a mistake(-denial-). He is crazy as I've said before.
(still denial)
Well then, Sirius, Cleo, and the guest Alex are down, all that's left is Remus, James, and Lily.
The show that ended in six days.
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Remus: Hello and welcome to the show!
James: Do you ALWAYS have to go that?
Remus: Yes.
James: Okay, just checking. Today, we will start with the fan mail.
Lily: I want to read the first one...
Dear James,
Will you go out with me?
James: Sure I will!
Lily: NOT ME YOU IDIOT! The letter is SIGNED Anonymous...
(Denial)
Lily: Am not.
(Are to)
Lily: Am not.
(Are to)
Lily: Am-
James: - Remus, you can take the next letter!
Dear Moony, Lily, and Prongs,
It's lots of fun here at St. Mungos, you really outta check it out! They give us free lollys and
even nice white cool straight jackets. Well we gotta go because I'm running down the hall with this
and some crazy person is running with a net!
Buh bye,
Shadow, Talon, Padfoot.
Remus: And the point of that letter was...?
Lily: And these people are who...?
James: They let CRAZY people in there?
-gasp-
Remus and Lily: ::sigh::
James: Well now, time for the interview! Today I'm going to interview...
(ME ME ME)
James: How do you keep getting here?
(You forget who's writing this thing.)
James: No...I didn't forget..sadly. Now I'm going to interview...
(ME ME ME)
Remus: Just ignore her. I learned to do that since third year.
(EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLNNNEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!)
Everyone including Cleo: ::sigh::
James(very quickly): I'mgoingtointerview Lily!
Lily: Oh dear...
James: My first question is, why is your hair so messy?
Lily: Well I don't- YOU SHOULD BE ONE TO TALK!
James: What's that suppossed to mean?
Lily: You want to talk messy hair, look in the mirror!
James: Well you want to see the mane of a lion? YOU look in the mirror.
Lily: Well-
Remus: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Lily and James: NO!
Remus: ::sigh::
(*thinks* Distraction)
Cleo swings in tarzan style screaming as the men chase her with nets. "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY...."
Man in white coat: How does she keep getting away?
James: Well that was interesting...
Lily: Where did she learn to fly on a vine?
James: Do you really want to know?
Lily: ::pause:: No.
James: My point exactly. My next question is...will you go out with me?
Lily: No.
James: Please?
Lily: No.
James: But-
Lily: No.
James: WILL YOU JUST GO OUT WITH ME?
Lily: JAMES DAVID POTTER, NO I WON'T!
James: ::sigh:: Well then, I'll just go sit in my corner and mope.
James walked over to a corner and sat in the fetal position, curled up in a ball, shaking.
James: *minutes later* And then the door slowly opened...IT WAS HORRIBLE!
-Remus leaves the room for a few minutes. Discussion:-
Remus: Yes, may I get St. Mungo's?
Lady: You again? Geez, that's like SO sad...
Remus: I know... the next one is James. He's been curled in a ball talking about sporks and twitching.
It was funny the first ten minutes...but now I'm scared.
Lady: Okay...they'll be there in two minutes.
Remus: Only two?
Lady: They know the way to that house well enough now... I mean your house is like full of like
total WEIRDOS!
Remus: That's them already! Well good bye.
Lady: B-
-Hangs up-
Lady at St. Mungos: How rude!
Remus: How's he been?
Lily: Still in the same position, now talking about Tri Wizard Tournements and bouncing ferrets
Remus to James: James... I would like you to meet some friends of mine...
The men in white coats step foward. One says hello.
James shrieks: NOT THE VOICES!!! AAHHHHH BAD PEOPLE! BAD BAD PEOPLE! The twitching James ran around
in circles. A man in the white coat gave him a lolly and he stopped.
James: Ooooh... a lolly... Hey, where am I going? NOT THE VAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-The nice men in white coats drive to St. Mungos and put him in a cage, carrying him to Cleo,
Sirius, and Alex's room. They open the door and put him and the cage in there and shut the door.-
*Cleo walks over to the cage and pokes James* Have you joined us to?
James nods.
Cleo opens the cage door and JUST when hes about to escape, she shuts it, laughing crazily. Then she
repeats it. Alex then opens the door of the cage and lets James out pullling Cleo away gently.
Alex: Cleo you've had your fun for today..
Sirius: Hey Moony, join us!
Alex: That's Prongs...
Sirius: I'm Prongs!!!
Cleo: Wanna be.
Sirius sniffles: THAT'S MEAN! YOU DON'T WOVE ME! -sob-
James and Alex: ::sigh::
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Another one down, just Lily and Remus left. Who should go next?
A. Lily
B. Remus
REVIEW!!!
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(Now Im going to answer some reviews from you guys)
Peanuty Boy-- Thanks and I did read yours!
Paperback Rider-- Your wrong. Sorry. It's nink. And It's MY LLAMA!!!!
Eval-- ::sigh::
(still denial)
Well then, Sirius, Cleo, and the guest Alex are down, all that's left is Remus, James, and Lily.
The show that ended in six days.
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Remus: Hello and welcome to the show!
James: Do you ALWAYS have to go that?
Remus: Yes.
James: Okay, just checking. Today, we will start with the fan mail.
Lily: I want to read the first one...
Dear James,
Will you go out with me?
James: Sure I will!
Lily: NOT ME YOU IDIOT! The letter is SIGNED Anonymous...
(Denial)
Lily: Am not.
(Are to)
Lily: Am not.
(Are to)
Lily: Am-
James: - Remus, you can take the next letter!
Dear Moony, Lily, and Prongs,
It's lots of fun here at St. Mungos, you really outta check it out! They give us free lollys and
even nice white cool straight jackets. Well we gotta go because I'm running down the hall with this
and some crazy person is running with a net!
Buh bye,
Shadow, Talon, Padfoot.
Remus: And the point of that letter was...?
Lily: And these people are who...?
James: They let CRAZY people in there?
-gasp-
Remus and Lily: ::sigh::
James: Well now, time for the interview! Today I'm going to interview...
(ME ME ME)
James: How do you keep getting here?
(You forget who's writing this thing.)
James: No...I didn't forget..sadly. Now I'm going to interview...
(ME ME ME)
Remus: Just ignore her. I learned to do that since third year.
(EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLNNNEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!)
Everyone including Cleo: ::sigh::
James(very quickly): I'mgoingtointerview Lily!
Lily: Oh dear...
James: My first question is, why is your hair so messy?
Lily: Well I don't- YOU SHOULD BE ONE TO TALK!
James: What's that suppossed to mean?
Lily: You want to talk messy hair, look in the mirror!
James: Well you want to see the mane of a lion? YOU look in the mirror.
Lily: Well-
Remus: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Lily and James: NO!
Remus: ::sigh::
(*thinks* Distraction)
Cleo swings in tarzan style screaming as the men chase her with nets. "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY...."
Man in white coat: How does she keep getting away?
James: Well that was interesting...
Lily: Where did she learn to fly on a vine?
James: Do you really want to know?
Lily: ::pause:: No.
James: My point exactly. My next question is...will you go out with me?
Lily: No.
James: Please?
Lily: No.
James: But-
Lily: No.
James: WILL YOU JUST GO OUT WITH ME?
Lily: JAMES DAVID POTTER, NO I WON'T!
James: ::sigh:: Well then, I'll just go sit in my corner and mope.
James walked over to a corner and sat in the fetal position, curled up in a ball, shaking.
James: *minutes later* And then the door slowly opened...IT WAS HORRIBLE!
-Remus leaves the room for a few minutes. Discussion:-
Remus: Yes, may I get St. Mungo's?
Lady: You again? Geez, that's like SO sad...
Remus: I know... the next one is James. He's been curled in a ball talking about sporks and twitching.
It was funny the first ten minutes...but now I'm scared.
Lady: Okay...they'll be there in two minutes.
Remus: Only two?
Lady: They know the way to that house well enough now... I mean your house is like full of like
total WEIRDOS!
Remus: That's them already! Well good bye.
Lady: B-
-Hangs up-
Lady at St. Mungos: How rude!
Remus: How's he been?
Lily: Still in the same position, now talking about Tri Wizard Tournements and bouncing ferrets
Remus to James: James... I would like you to meet some friends of mine...
The men in white coats step foward. One says hello.
James shrieks: NOT THE VOICES!!! AAHHHHH BAD PEOPLE! BAD BAD PEOPLE! The twitching James ran around
in circles. A man in the white coat gave him a lolly and he stopped.
James: Ooooh... a lolly... Hey, where am I going? NOT THE VAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-The nice men in white coats drive to St. Mungos and put him in a cage, carrying him to Cleo,
Sirius, and Alex's room. They open the door and put him and the cage in there and shut the door.-
*Cleo walks over to the cage and pokes James* Have you joined us to?
James nods.
Cleo opens the cage door and JUST when hes about to escape, she shuts it, laughing crazily. Then she
repeats it. Alex then opens the door of the cage and lets James out pullling Cleo away gently.
Alex: Cleo you've had your fun for today..
Sirius: Hey Moony, join us!
Alex: That's Prongs...
Sirius: I'm Prongs!!!
Cleo: Wanna be.
Sirius sniffles: THAT'S MEAN! YOU DON'T WOVE ME! -sob-
James and Alex: ::sigh::
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Another one down, just Lily and Remus left. Who should go next?
A. Lily
B. Remus
REVIEW!!!
Thanks for people who I took the ideas from =D
(Now Im going to answer some reviews from you guys)
Peanuty Boy-- Thanks and I did read yours!
Paperback Rider-- Your wrong. Sorry. It's nink. And It's MY LLAMA!!!!
Eval-- ::sigh::