((Sorry that I stopped writing. Writers block...lost the edge. Im going to write a quick chapter since I have to go to Field Hockey practice soon. I know, I know. *shivers* Real life.. twitch.

And Laura (the one Harry Potter characters fear) (KulaHorseGal@aol.com) gave me ideas,. Hehe. Snapeh is going to be driven insane this time. And it's going to take place in more of St. Mungos.. since that's where the insane marauders are... ;)))

Remus: We are still continuing the show...sending the video to our friends so they'll be occupied by something other than giving the guards... err.. *cough* Excerise..

(Meanwhile in some random wing of St. Mungos)

Doctor: STOP! RIGHT THERE! Put down the scapel and no one gets hurt..

Cleo: NEVER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cleo started running down some random halls until she ran into a big, bald, security guard..person..

Cleo: Uh..oh.. LOOK! HAIR SPRAY!

Cleo shouted this, pointing behind him and took off..

(Back to James's house to shoot the movie...)

Remus: Today we'll-

*Ding dong*

Lily: I'll get the doorbell!

Lily walks down stairs, with Remus and the camera following right behind her.

*Ding dong Ding dong Ding dong Ding-*

Remus: ALRIGHT ALREADY!

Lily slowly opened the door.. and there stood... Snape.

((Bum bum bum..))

Lily: Theres a guard behind you, Cleo.

((EEP! *runs off*))

Remus: Sniv- Severus, what are you doing here?

Snape: I am here..

((To borrow some shampoo!))

Snape: ::sigh::

Snape: I am here just to say, "HA HA HA! Your friends have been thrown in a mental hospital and you'll be next. So HA HA- Huh?"

Some men in white coats grabbed Snape and threw him in the van.

Snape: NO! IM NOT CRAZY!

Men: Denial.

Snape: Am not!

Men: Are too!

Snape: Am not!

Men: Are too!

Snape: ...

Men: Aha!

The men locked the door and drove down to St. Mungos, leading him to the door of Cleo, James, Sirius, and Alex's room.

Snape: NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

(Just for the cool view or whatever he screams. Then we see the hospital and the scream goes again, then the city, with another scream, then the world. So it looks like he screamed so loud everyone in the world could hear it, though thats impossible..)

Snape: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The men throw him in and lock the door. He runs over to a corner and scrunches down into a ball, weeping pathetically. "No..no..no..."

The four friends watch him, carefully, all inching foward.

Cleo: Snivellus..?

Snape: ::screech and whimper:: NOT THE VOICES!!!

Cleo: ::insane cackle:: AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alex: ::slaps her::

Cleo: Mmmm...thanks. (All sexy like) So Snivy, what'cha doin here, ya sexah thang?

Everyone including Snape: ::stare::

Suddenly Remus runs in screaming.

Remus: JAMES THIS! JAMES THAT! JAMES JAMES JAMES! If I hear Lily say the word JAMES one more time I'll go... I'll go insane!

Cleo: To late.

Sirius: Padfoot, tell me what happened...

Cleo: It's Moony.

Alex: Your Padfoot.

James: And I'm Prongs..

Sirius: If you say so..

Cleo: Now, MOONY, what happened?

Remus: After Snape was taken away, Lily started going on about James, how cute he was, he was such a jerk, trouble maker, ya know. I couldn't take it!!!! I COULDN'T TAKE IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

Cleo, soothingly: Yes.. we understand. ::pat pats::

Snape watched as the door opened and bolted out the door: THIS'LL BE THE DAY WHEN YOU ALMOST CAUGHT SEVERUS SNAPE!

And he tripped over a chair...

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Didja like it? The very last part, I stole from Sirius. XD

R/R