7:00 PM 8/21/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbgt 26 "Gohan and Goten...The Worst Brotherly Spat!?"
{Chi-Chi:} Goten! Watch your mouth! It's Vegeta-san. Vegeta-SAN!
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (grinning ear-to-ear evilly) Yes, it is. (to Chu) I just love it when Onna goes senile.
Goku: Hai, Chi-chan would NEVER talk to little Veggie respectfully if she was still non-senile.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I think the word is "sane", Son-kun. Non-senile isn't a word.
Goku: (as if in deep wise thought) ...or IS it?
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: ...
Goku: ...
Vegeta: (flatly) Well, that was enlightening.
Chuquita: Ah, haha. Anyway! Welcome to Part 3! (thinks) Which I guess you could also call episode 8, seeing as that's which
gt ep this one's parodyed after. The ep's title is "Goku Thunders Too! The Antennae Power is at Full!"
Vegeta: ...that makes no sense whatsoever.
Chuquita: Yeah, I know. Heh, some embarassing stuff happens to Son-kun in this chapter though.
Goku: (eyes widen) Em-bar-assing?
Vegeta: (smirks) At least it wasn't me who ended up in the dress.
Chuquita: (to Veggie) You know I've been toying with the idea of writing an alternate chapter to the later half of part 2
where you DO end up as the one in the dress.
Vegeta: (pales)
Goku: OOOoooOOOOh! I get to give little Veggie a make-ov-er? (big sparkily eyes)
Vegeta: WAHH! (falls over) NO YOU DON'T! (to Chu) NO HE DOESN'T!
Chuquita: It wouldn't be long Veggie. If I only write from the part where you're chosen to be Lenu's stand in to where part 2
ended, it'll only last about 4 pages. (smirks) Heck I could use it as an epilogue! Or something like it.
Goku: (warm smiles) I bet Veggie would look *VERY*~*PRETTY*!
Vegeta: (face glows bright red) I AM NOT PRETTY!
Goku: (chirps) You will be after me 'n Panny 'n Lenu-san pretty you up!
Vegeta: (glares at him)
Goku: (tugs sweetly on Veggie's cheek & gives a little smile)
Vegeta: *twitch*....WHY CAN'T I STAY MAD AT YOU! (screams up at the ceiling)
Goku: Cuz Veggie luvs me! That's why!
Vegeta: (snorts) Oh I do not!
Goku: (teasingly) Do toooooo~~ (grabs both of Veggie's cheeks at once and grins)
Vegeta: (sputters) I, you, OOOOH!! WILLONEOFYOUCHANGETHESUBJECTALREADY!! (bright red)
Chuquita: Uh... (to audiance) In part 3, Zunama takes Son-kun back to his lair and Veggie & company have to go rescue him!
There's also an odd little scene which I have to modify a bit seeing as Son-kun was the one who was taken instead of Trunks.
Vegeta: Meaning...?
Chuquita: (cheerfully) Meaning Veggie's gonna have to be clothesless for a lil while.
Vegeta: WAHHHH! (falls over) WHADDA YOU MEAN "CLOTHESLESS"!! KAKARROTTO'S THE ONE WHO RUNS AROUND IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT, NOT
ME!! (snorts) At least I have some dignity over who sees my lower parts and such.
Chuquita: (flatly) What are you talking about? All your training uniforms except the very last one in dbz were all
tight-fitting. What's the difference?
Vegeta: THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT I HAD SOMETHING TO COVER MYSELF WITH!!
Goku: (holding out something) I like Veggie's lil gi best, myself.
Vegeta: (glances over to see Son holding a Veggie-sized lil blue gi) (twitches) ...how I hate that Kaka-costume.
Goku: (blinks) Why?
Vegeta: BECAUSE everytime you pull that thing out you get all creepy and possessive like some psycho-peasant. (nods and
snorts, folding his arms)
Goku: (grins) Heeheehee! Dance for me Veggie!
Vegeta: (looks down to see he's now wearing the gi) AHH! HOW'D THAT GET THERE!
Chuquita: (to Son) Wow you're fast.
Goku: HEE~~ It's maaaagic! (wiggles his fingers over Veggie's head, causing Veggie's arms and limbs to move along as if on
puppet strings)
Vegeta: (shrieks) AHHHH!! Make it stop make it stop!
Goku: (lifts the 'strings' up, plopping Veggie on his lap) Messing with Veggie's head is a fun thing to do!
Chuquita: (smiles) Yes it is!
Goku: (pulls strings towards himself so Veggie's now hugging him) Heeheehee~ (sweetly) Would my little Veggie like to
introduce the next chapter?
Vegeta: (terrified) Ah----
Goku: (pulls another invisible string back and forth to make Veggie's mouth move in time with what Son's saying) (in babyish
tone of voice) 'Here is the next chappyter, Kakay-chan!' (cheerfully lets go of strings)
Vegeta: (slowly slips off Son's lap and onto the floor) ... (out of nowhere) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (runs off in horror, his arms waving behind him)
Summary: When Veggie makes a deal with Pan to become a 2nd stowaway on the spaceship, Goku and Trunks find out they have an
additional crew-member. However, thanks to a special cure created by the Ouji, Goku is now able to temporarily fight off the
curse and keep his adult body for weeks at a time! But will it along with the power of the saiyajin no ouji be enough to save
them from a giant earthquake-causing blob and an embarassing hypnotic dance on their journey to gather the dragonballs?
Find out!
Chuquita: I learned how to make screenshots on realplayer! HOORAY FOR ME! (cheers)
Goku: (grins) Now we got screenshots 'a me smushing my face against some glass, & Veggie and me near the park bench in the
Goggie movie, & gt Veggie konking himself in the head with his fist, and one of gt Veggie showing off his lil Chi-hairs!
All homemade!
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" Lenu-chan let me see your tiny adorable face. " Zunama said, grinning. Goku twitched from behind the bouquet of
flowers and the veil.
" H--hai. " the large saiyajin squeaked out, pulling the bouquet away from his face slightly.
" Let me see MORE of your adorable face. " the creature grinned wider.
Goku pulled the bouquet completely away and held it at his side in panic.
" Kuso! Did he notice it? " Doma said worried the plan had just failed.
" Kakarrotto.. " Vegeta squeaked out, " I will kill that hideous blob if he lays a hand on Kakarrotto! " the ouji
clenched his fists.
" What? You seem different from the way you looked yesterday. " Zunama blinked curiously. Goku backed up and put the
flowers back infront of his nose and mouth, then spun around so his back was facing Zunama.
" Ah, n--no. You just think so because, because you told me to dress all nice today. That's probably it. " Goku
stammered.
" Of course. " Zunama nodded, then moved so he was facing the saiyajin again, " My beautiful bride... " he reached to
grab the veil. Goku yelped and turned his head away from the creature. Zunama looked over his shoulder, " Why are you hiding
your face? "
" What will I do now...? " Goku groaned, his mind drawing a blank.
" Ojichan! " Pan whispered from behind him. Goku looked back to see Pan peeking out from above a piece of cardboard
set up to look like two bushes and a cactus. The large saiyajin sweatdropped.
" Cactus? "
" Ojichan! " Pan whispered louder, " You have to act more feminine! "
Goku blinked, " Oh Panny, Chi-chan says I'm not allowed to a--- "
" JUST DO IT! " she hissed. Goku sweatdropped again.
" I wonder why... " Zunama trailed off again.
Goku coughed to clear his throat, " Zunama-sama? I'm just too shy to take off this veil... " the saiyajin said in his
'Kayka' voice from back when he was in Vegeta's play.
" WAHHHH! " Pan fell over on her stomach, twitching. Doma and Trunks quickly grabbed her and the cardboard and yanked
her away behind the actual bushes.
" Lenu isn't shy like this at all. " Doma groaned.
" That's it, it's over! " Pan wailed, slapping herself on the forehead.
" Kayyyka.. " the little ouji beside Pan said as if in a trance, " My Kayka.... " Vegeta whispered, then burst into
ssj2, " HOW DARE HE TRY AND TAKE AWAY MY KAYKA!! SCREW THE STUPID 'PLAN' AND LET'S GO BEAT THE LIVING SNOT OUT OF HIM!!! " he
roared. Pan promptly bopped Vegeta over the head.
" Don't be an idiot, Veggie-san!! " she yelled, " And snap out of it! That's not Kayka or whoever she is, that's
Ojichan out there!! "
Trunks sighed, recognizing what Vegeta was referencing, " Oh Pan-chan if you only knew... " he groaned.
" Veggie-san we can't do that. What if he gets mad and makes the volcano erupt? That would be a disaster!!! " Pan
complained.
" Oh yeah? Well what if he takes my sweet Kayka away from me and has his way with her! THEN WHAT!!! " Vegeta screamed
back, " Kayka will never forgive me! I will never forgive MYSELF for just standing by and allowing her to be harmed---I need
to protect her, I WANT to protect her!! "
" THAT, *SLAP*, ISN'T, *SLAP*, "KAYKA"!!! " Pan screamed, slapping him back and forth.
" You're so cute! What a shy, reserved little lady you are. I like that. That's fine, you don't have to take off the
veil right now. " Zunama smiled, " Well, shall we go now? " he said, picking the saiyajin up with his hand.
" Veggie? Veggie I don't think I wanna do this anymore! " Goku said in his normal voice, starting to get worried.
" KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta pushed Pan and Trunks out of the way and ran to the edge of the patio and screeched to a halt
just as Zunama jumped down, taking Goku with him.
" Oop! " Goku let out a sudden yelp.
" Let's go, darling, to our home sweet home. " Zunama carried the large saiyajin off with one arm while happily
moving the other back and forth.
" ALRIGHT! He fell for it! " Pan cheered, " I mean her, him, ah...oh you know what I mean! "
" KAKARROTTO!! WHERE IS HE TAKING KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta screamed as he clutched tightly onto the railing.
" Well, if you'd calm down and stop worrying yourself sick over it, MAYBE I could have a chance to explain. " Pan
said, " And MAYBE you could explain this whole "Kayka" thing from the beginning to me as we go, eh? "
Vegeta sighed longingly, watching his sole peasant be unwillingly carried away from him, " Oh-kay... "
" What a beautiful wedding dress. " Zunama said as he carried Goku over the hills, touching Lenu's dress with his
antennae. The large saiyajin's cheeks went pink with embarassment.
" Um, th--thank you. " Goku stammered out, then let out a squeak of nervousness as the antennae rubbed up against
his cheek and around underneath his neck.
" And your skin is so silky! "
Goku twitched at the slimyness of the antennae, " OHHHHHHHhhh, EEW! " he batted the antennae away.
Zunama glared angrily at the saiyajin, " WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! IF YOU DARE TOUCH MY ANTENNAE AGAIN I SWEAR
I'LL MAKE THE ENTIRE VOLCANO ERUPT AND IT WILL DESTORY THE ENTIRE VILLAGE!! " the creature screamed at Goku.
" No...! That's not what I...it was, uh, a mosquito! Yes, I saw a mosquito sitting on your antennae! " Goku laughed
nervously.
" I see. Thank you. You're so kind, my sweet. " Zunama switched temperments again.
" You know, little Veggie wouldn't yell at me like that if he were the one carrying me off on a honeymoon. " Goku
said in a stubborn pout. Way off in the distance a little figure fell over, twitching.
" Veggie? What is a Veggie? " Zunama cocked an eyebrow. Goku quickly clasped his hands over his mouth.
" Ah, nothing! Haha! Nothing that you need to concern yourself with! " Goku said behind his hands, " So! Umm, where
are we going? " he said, moving his hands away and eager to change the subject.
" We're taking a detour. " Zunama said.
Goku blinked, " Detour? "
" Ahh, here we are! " he said, stopping infront of a pond.
" You live in the pond? " Goku said, surprised, then stopped to think, ::I guess that'd make sense. He DOES sorta
look like a frog or something like it::
" Don't be silly. We're just going through it. " Zunama laughed, " Now hold your breath. "
" K. " the large saiyajin took a deep breath just intime for Zunama to plunge them both deep into the pond.
" Oh no! " Pan said, dressed up as a long-stemmed bush; the group sneaking around about 10 minutes away from Zunama,
" I think we lost them! "
" We have to find them quickly. I'm worried about Son-san. " Doma nodded, " Zunama could've taken him anywhere. "
" I know. " a low, feral growl came from beneath them. Pan and Doma looked down and sweatdropped to see Vegeta
wildly sniffing the ground like a hunting dog. He glared up at them for a moment, " Saiyajins have powerful senses of smell,
sight, touch, taste, and hearing than mere humans or even whatever species Doma is. " Vegeta put it bluntly, then went back
to sniffing.
" Ah, yeah. Haha. " Trunks laughed nervously, embarassed by his father's actions. He turned to Doma, " Don't worry
about it, Doma. Son-san is the strongest person on our homeplanet. " he explained, then suddenly yelped as something bounced
up right infront of him.
" Are you saying our effort to rescue Kakarrotto is POINTLESS, is that it?! " Vegeta snarled angrily up at Trunks,
who sweatdropped.
" Of course not, Toussan! I was just trying to help Doma feel less worried! That's all! " Trunks pleaded.
" That BETTER be it. " Vegeta snorted, then went back to sniffing the ground.
" Here we are, home again! " Zunama said as he hopped out of the water onto the ground. Goku finally let go of his
breath; having done so much underwater fishing he was accustomed to holding his breath under water for a long period of time.
Goku looked around at his new surroundings.
" So, you live in a cave? " he tilted his head as Zunama set him down.
" Lenu-chan you're so silly. There's much more here than a cave. "
" There is? "
" Of course! " the creature grinned widely at Goku, " Here, let me show you around! "
" Huh. Now this is weird. " Pan said, looking down in one spot, " A puddle. And it hasn't rained for a day! "
" AHH! Pan-chan! LOOK! " Doma gasped as he pointed to something in the puddle. He picked up the item, " This pink
flower, Son-san was wearing it in his hair when Zunama carried him off! "
Vegeta zipped over and grabbed the flower, then zipped back to where he was sitting and took a big whiff only to go
bright red in the face, " Ohhh.... " the little ouji twitched, his pupils now dilated.
" You KNOW you shouldn't do that. " Trunks said flatly as he took the flower away from Vegeta and handed it back over
to Doma.
" Did they...jump into this? " Pan said, still staring at the puddle/pond. She let out a yelp as something smacked
her in the back of the head. Pan picked the object up, " A boot? "
" Sorry about that. " Pan turned around and let out a yelp to see Vegeta standing behind them in only his boxers,
" VEGGIE-SAN! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING! "
The ouji walked past her and Doma, then picked up his clothes, " This is a spying technique I learned from Kakarrotto
. " he said, shedding his boxers.
" Uh, Toussan? " Trunks said from behind Pan.
" ACK! YOU PUT THOSE BACK ON RIGHT NOW! " Pan screamed, " HOW DARE YOU STRIP BUTT-NAKED OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS! AND
BEFORE MY VERY EYES! "
" She's mad! She's mad! She's mad! " Giru ran around in fear. Pan twitched and kicked Giru off into the backround.
" You just wait! I'm going to report this to Obaassan and then you'll really get it then! " she shook her finger at
the ouji. Vegeta looked over his shoulder and smirked.
" And just how are you going to speak to Onna, huh? The communication's broke, remember? " he gave a grin, " Normally
I don't even like to take even my gloves off, but this is something I learned from Kakarrotto and if there's anyone who knows
a lot about popping up out of nowhere, it's him. " the ouji picked up his clothes and tied them ontop of his head. He smirked
back at them, " See ya. " Vegeta gave them a mock-salute, then took a leap into the pond.
Doma looked over at Pan, " Is he really the prince of your people? "
Pan sweatdropped, " Unfortunately, yes. "
" You saiyajins are a very strange people. " Doma said thoughtfully, folding his arms.
" TRUNKS! PAN! There's a cave down there! " Vegeta poked his head back out of the water, " That's probably where
that giant greenish-blue blob took Kakarrotto! " he said, the prepared to go back under.
" Hey! Where are you going! " Pan exclaimed.
" I'm GOING to save my peasant! And if you three want to come then you better get in now because I'm not going to
wait just so you can tail me. " Vegeta snorted, his own tail twitching in the air.
" How come you and I don't have a tail? " Pan narrowed her eyes up at Trunks.
" WHO CARES! " Vegeta snapped, " NOW HURRY UP BEFORE THAT BLOB COOKS KAKARROTTO OVER A FIRE AND EATS HIM!! " he said,
then went back underwater.
Trunks sweatdropped, " "EATS him"? "
" You should change your clothes too, Lenu-chan. " Zunama said as he looked through a long rack of women's clothing
in search of something for 'Lenu'.
Goku was busy looking around the unusually large cave, " It's so hot in here. " he whispered to himself as he
wandered around the cave. The large saiyajin froze when he noticed a bright red light. He grinned and dashed over to it only
to peer into a hole, " Veggie? " Goku chirped, then sweatdropped, " Ohh. That is not little Veggie. That is hot lava. " Goku
pouted. The saiyajin pulled a double take, " HOT LAVA!! " he yelped and fell back on his butt, unknowingly knocking the wig
off his head, ::If that's hot lava, then this cave must be right under the volcano!:: Goku gulped.
" Lenu-chan! I've got some sexy lingerie for you! " Zunama grinned, holding up a fancy soft pink one-piece lingerie
dress. Goku coughed to clear his throat again to hit his 'Kayka' tone of voice.
" H--hai, thank you so much, Zunama-sama. " Goku said sweetly as he turned around only to blush at the sight of the
lingerie.
Zunama glanced down at the fallen wig, then back at Goku, " You're not Lenu, are you? " he narrowed his eyes.
Goku reached to touch the top of his head and yelped that the wig was no longer there and his real hair had been
freed, " Ohhhhh! "
" You TRICKED me! " Zunama glared at him.
Goku instantly stuck a fighting pose, ::I've got no choice! I have to attack him now!::
Zunama burst into a smile, " But, I forgive you because you're even cuter! "
" WAH! " Goku fell over, twitching. The large saiyajin sat up, staring at him incrediously.
" I love your exotic haircut, my sweetheart! What's your name, huh? " Zunama said, picking Goku up under the arms.
" Kak--uh, Kayka! Haha, yeah. I'm Kayka! " Goku chirped, a little uneasy at the creature's slimy hands.
" Kayka? What a charming name. " Zunama smiled.
Goku twitched, " Ah, thanks! "
::So let me get this straight.:: Pan said telepathically to Vegeta as the quartet swam through the water, ::Kayka
is really just pig-latin for Kakay, which is a nickname you gave Ojichan back this one time when you were wanted by the
space police, but made up the nickname and pretended Ojichan was going to be YOUR bride so they wouldn't arrest you since you
were supposedly going to be "married" soon?::
::Uh-huh::
::And now "Kakay" is just nothing more than one of several regular nicknames you call Ojichan, his full first name
being "Kakarrotto"::
::Uh-huh::
::And Kayka is the name of this female version of Ojichan you used in a play you wrote about you saving princess
'Kayka' from a bunch of evil monsters who had taken over your village which was supposed to represent your homeplanet::
::Uh-huh::
::MAN, you're twisted!::
Vegeta sweatdropped.
::Say Veggie-san? You mind if I ask you a question?:: Pan said, cocking an eyebrow, disturbed.
::What?::
::Are you in love with Ojichan?::
Vegeta let out a yelp and grabbed his neck before he choked, ::ARE YOU CRAZY NO WAY!!! THERE IS NO WAY IN HEAVEN OR H.F.I.L. THAT I WOULD EVER THINK OR FEEL THAT!!!:: he mentally screamed at her. Pan grabbed her ears in pain as Vegeta swam farther ahead from the rest of the group to avoid her.
::Oww:: Pan felt like the loudness of his mental-scream had surely shattered her eardrums.
::Man you have a lot to learn:: Trunks mentally muttered to her.
Pan glared at him, ::Oh shuddup!::
" Gosh this is embarassing. I just KNOW Chi-chan wouldn't approve of me doing this at all. " Goku said with his face
flushed as he stood infront of the mirror wearing the fancy soft pink one-piece lingerie dress Zunama had given the saiyajin.
He stuffed some more tissues from a nearby tissuebox into the part of the dress meant for the bust, " It is sorta pretty
looking though. " he said, then sweatdropped, " Oh Chi-chan would hit me over the head so bad for saying something like that!
" Goku gulped in fear and looked around absentmindedly as if Chi-Chi would pop out of nowhere and attack him with her bazooka
.
" Kayka-chan? Are you ready yet? " Zunama's voice came from the other room.
" There. " Goku said quietly to himself as he finished, " Here I come! " Goku said in Kayka's tone of voice as he
left the room only to bump right into Zunama.
" You look very lovely, Kayka-chan. " the creature said.
" Thank you. " 'Kayka' said, the large saiyajin's cheeks flushing bright pink. Goku paused and sniffed the air, then
peeked past Zunama to see a huge table covered in food. Goku grinned, " Fooooood~~ " he zipped over and grabbed something off
a plate, " OOH! Is this a muffin! " Goku squealed, then shoved several in his mouth, " THEY ARE! They're the muffins the
fat lady wouldn't let me eat yesterday! They are all so yummy! " the large saiyajin started to gorge himself on all the food
set out before him, stuffing it into his mouth as fast and eagerly as possible. Goku stopped suddenly and glanced up at
Zunama, who had a large sweatdrop rolling down the side of his head, " Hey Zunama, why did you put out all this yummy food
for me to eat? "
" I-- " Zunama sweatdropped, then shook it off and sat down next to Goku, " --Kayka-chan how long as it been since
you've eaten? You eat like you have been starving? "
" I was really hungry and I haven't had a really good meal in over 3 days. " Goku pouted, holding up three fingers.
" That's horrible! Well Kayka-chan, here you can eat as much as you want! "
" Aww, that's really nice of you, Zunama-sama! " the large saiyajin beamed, " ...so what's it all for again? "
" Why this is a banquet, my sweet Kayka-chan. To celebrate our marriage! "
Goku laughed nervously, " Ah, "marriage", right. " he said, then went back to scarfing down pastries and all the
sugary snacks he could get his hands on. Goku noticed a large chunk of chocolate on a plate in the middle of the table and
licked his chops at it. He reached his arms out to grab it only to feel a sudden clunk under the table. Goku looked down to
see it was the wine bottle the woman had given him that he had tied to his tail, which had been wrapped around his waist
belt-style to keep Zunama from noticing the furry object was an actual appendage, ::Ah! This is my chance! I'm supposed to
get him drunk like Panny said!::
" Here you are, Kayka-chan. "
Goku snapped out of it and noticed Zunama had pushed the large chunk of chocolate up to the edge of the table where
Goku could easily reach it. The saiyajin grinned, " WHEE!!! " Goku squealed, then grabbed parts of the chunk with both hands
and started shoving the chunks in his mouth. Goku sat back, satisfied after he had finished half the gigantic chunk, " So,
Zunama-sama, how about we have a toast? " Goku asked, his hands and mouth now completely covered in chocolate.
" A toast? " Zunama blinked.
" Yeah! You know, " Goku said, pouring some of the wine in two wine glasses, " for our, ah, long-lasting marriage? "
he grinned cheesily.
Zunama smiled and held up his hand, " I don't need it. I don't drink alcohol at all. But, you go ahead, Kayka-chan "
" Oh, I don't normally drink alcohol-filled drinks either, Zunama-sama. Chi-chan says they're bad for me and that
they make me act all super-mushy and she told me a while ago that she doesn't want me getting drunk and getting all
super-mushy cuz "you never know when that evil little Ouji's just gonna teleport his smelly little self into this house" and
horrible things would happen if me-n-Veggie were in the same room and I was all in mushy-land! " Goku nodded, " But, that's
just what Chi-chan says. I haven't gotten drunk since before I met Veggie. And those times it was just me-n-Chi-chan living
together in our lil house. "
Zunama looked generally confused as if Goku's ramblings had just shot out several dozen of his brain-cells, " I'm,
not sure what you just said, Kayka-chan. "
Goku sighed, exasperated, " Oh I'm not either!! "
" ... "
" ... "
" So! How about a sip? " Goku smiled weakly, holding up one of the wine glasses.
" No thanks. "
" ... "
" ... "
Goku popped another chunk of chocolate in his mouth.
" ... "
" ... "
" Hey! Check this out! " Goku grinned, then stuck his arms into the side of the chocolate chunk, " Oh NO! Where did
they go! " he said in a mock-frightened voice, then poked his hands out the top of the chunk, " Ha ha, there they are! Hello
little fingers! "
" Hahahaha. " Zunama laughed at the display, " You are so entertaining, Kayka-chan. "
" Aww, thank u! " Goku chirped, pulling his arms back out, " ...now what was I doin? " he thought outloud, " AH!
Come on, have some! It is a special o-ccasion u know! "
" No. " Zunama said, frowning.
Goku made a sad pouty face, " But... "
" I don't like a persistent woman! " he snapped at Goku.
" Haha! If you don't like persistent people then my little Veggie would probably drive you CRAZY! " Goku laughed,
" He is so persistant and perspirant and anti-perspirant and does it smell in here or is it just me? "
Zunama sniffed the air and looked off in the other direction, " I don't think I smell anything strange. "
Goku grabbed a large plate of dinner-rolls he had not yet claimed and poured some of the wine all over them, then
quickly capped the bottle and put it away.
" Oops! I guess it was just me! Veggie is right, we saiyajin have such ultra-sensitive senses! Especially smell! "
Goku said happily, then teleported infront of Zunama with the rolls, " Here you go! Have a roll! They smell nice and fresh!
You can trust me on that! "
" You're feeding me? " Zunama said in surprise.
" Yup! " Goku chirped.
" Aww, you're so adorable! " the creature said as Goku tossed a roll into Zunama's mouth from where he hovered.
" Veggie says I'm adorable too! Well...maybe Veggie hasn't SAID it, but I know he's thought it before! At least I
think he thought what I just thought he was thinkin. " Goku pondered to himself.
" What? " Zunama cocked his head.
" More rolls for u! " Goku chirped happily, offering them.
" You know they taste very unique for simple dinner-rolls. "
" Heehee, yeah, it's a *giggle* secret recipe. " Goku tried not to burst into giggles at the fact that he hadn't
gotten caught yet, " Wanna 'nother? "
" Sure! "
" Haha! That's it! " Goku said, tossing several rolls into Zunama's mouth at once, " Remember Zunama, "honey", food
is your *FRIEND*! " he winked and gave the creature a thumbs-up.
" *WHEW*! I thought that pond would NEVER end! " Pan sighed in relief as she poked her head out of a hole of water,
followed by the rest who popped out of seperate puddle-like spheres.
" Kakarrotto? " Vegeta said hopefully as he wildly looked around. The ouji hopped out of the hole and quickly started
getting dressed again, " KAKARROTTO!! "
" Shh! Toussan don't yell! " Trunks sweatdropped. The ouji pulled his gloves back on over his training uniform, then
put his boots on as well, " We can't have Zunama hearing us! "
" Hey! Look there! " Pan pointed off in the distance to where there was a light coming from one of the doorways.
Vegeta perked up. The ouji grinned evilly and started sneaking towards the light.
" Oh man! Come on guys we gotta stop him before he does something stupid and reckless, again. " Trunks groaned as he
ran after Vegeta. The little ouji had already entered the room to see hundreds of stolen household items. He smirked as he
grabbed a red tablecloth and hooked it onto his training uniform in a similar manner as his red royal cape he wore with his
royal armor which was back on the ship. Vegeta spotted the knight's armor off in the distance and swiped of of the swords
the uniforms were holding in their grasp. The little ouji swung the sword around heroically a few times, " Toussan what are
you doing! "
" Hmmph, I am merely taking some practice swings before I ram this thing straight through that hideous blob's gut! "
Vegeta's tail grabbed the sword and held it for him as Vegeta continued to look around; his tail and the sword swaying in the
breeze.
" That can't be safe. " Trunks sweatdropped.
" Oh, my stomach! " Zunama groaned from across the room. Vegeta shot to attention and grabbed his sword back from his
tail. The ouji started climbing the wall of items infront of him.
" Where's he going? " Pan asked.
Trunks sighed and followed suit, " Only one way to find out. "
" I'm sorry, was that too much for you? " Goku asked curiously, poking Zunama in the belly.
" YES, THAT WAS WAY TOO MUCH! But it tasted good...and I feel really good... " Zunama slurred out with a redmark over
his nose, signifying that the effects of the alchohol were starting to get to him.
::Heehee, it worked! I am a gen-i-us!:: Goku mentally beamed, " I wonder if Veggie's ever drunk alcohol...? " he
wondered randomly, " Heeheehee, I bet he'd talk all sloppy and walk into things and then fall asleep on the floor! " Goku
giggled.
" I'll have seconds! " Zunama grinned, his eyes rolling about in his head, " Give me some more of it! "
Goku fell over, " WAHHHH! " the saiyajin got back up, " But Zunama, you ate all the rolls, there are no more left. "
he shook his head sadly, " I think there's still some pasta over there if you want tha-- "
" YOU GIVE ME SOME MORE ROLLS RIGHT NOW OR I'LL CAUSE EARTHQUAKES!!! " Zunama screamed down at the saiyajin.
Goku sweatdropped, " Geez, he's not very friendly when he's drunk at all! "
" Ojichan! " a voice whispered from behind him. Goku turned around and beamed to see Pan peaking out over the top of
a high wall of stuff.
" PANNY! " he squealed back in an equally whispering voice. Doma and Trunks struggled to hop over to the wall to
where Pan was, followed by Vegeta who struck several defensive poses with his sword incase of attack, " And little Veggie is
here as well! ~*HI*~ little Veggie! " Goku said in awe, " I missed u! "
Vegeta's face turned bright red as he glanced over to see where Goku was standing. The ouji's jaw hit the floor to
see Goku's 'Lenu-Wig' was gone and the larger saiyajin was now wearing soft pink lingerie and had his arms, mouth, and part
of his nose covered in chocolate. Vegeta twitched and turned so his back was facing Goku, then screamed up at the sky, " DEAR
GOD, WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME SO!!!!! " he wailed, then spun back around to see Goku staring up at him, confused.
" Is little Veggie feeling alright? "
" Are you oh-kay, Kaka-chan? "
" Yep! " Goku chirped.
Vegeta smiled, " Then I'm alright too.......now WHY are you wearing lingerie!? "
The larger saiyajin's face flushed bright pink, " Ah, it is a long story, little Veggie. "
" What about Zunama? " Pan asked.
" Oh! I gave him a bunch of dinner rolls soaked in liquor the lady who said slapped me for stealing muffins gave me."
Goku explained, " He's drunk and unconsious! " he grinned.
" WHO'S UNCONSIOUS! " the creature sat up. The group froze, " No one's going to interfere with my honeymoon night
lovely-time with Kayka-chan. "
Vegeta flared straight into ssj2, " YOU WANNA BET YOU FAT TUB OF LARD!! " he roared.
" Zunama! Little Veggie and the others are friends of mine. " Goku said in his 'Kayka' tone of voice as he walked up
to the creature.
Zunama glared at the saiyajin, " SHUDDUP! " he snapped, landing a painful smack to Goku and sending the saiyajin
flying across the room and into the wall. Zunama paused as something hit the floor with a sudden clank. Pan looked over to
see it was Vegeta's sword. She backed away frightened of the ouji who now looked to be in an unshakable rage.
" NOMBA DE LA SANEE ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! " Vegeta screamed out with rage in his native tongue as he launched himself
off the top of the tower of stuff down at Zunama and landed a punch straight to the creature's surprisingly rubbery gut. The
blow sent Vegeta flying back into the air, " ERRRRR, YOU BULBOUS FREAK!! " the ouji yelled, then powered up a ki blast,
" GARRIKKU HO!! " a bundle of bright pink and white ki appeared in his hands.
" AHHH! VEGGIE NO! " Goku shouted as he sat up. Vegeta froze, " VEGGIE-TAH! WE'RE RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE VOLCANO! IF
YOU TRY TO ATTACK WITH THAT GIANT KI BLAST YOU'LL SET THE VOLCANO OFF AND FRY US ALL!!! "
Vegeta's eyes widened and he instantly powered down, " Volcano... "
" YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! " Pan shouted as lept off the top of the wall of stuff and struck a blow to the side of
Zunama's head, " HAHA! Take that! " she laughed, landing on the table.
" CURSE YOU LITTLE PEOPLE!!! " Zunama threw his fist downward at Pan, who dodged just intime for the table to be
sliced in two. Meanwhile Vegeta floated down and bent into a fighting position.
" You think you're pretty good huh! " the ouji smirked, " Well you won't be so cocky once I snap your neck in two! "
Zunama leered over the small saiyajin, " Funny. Why you little---uhhh... " he wobbled backward and feel onto his
back unconsious. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" He fell a-sleep. " Goku blinked in confusion as he walked up to Zunama and poked him only to have something
suddenly latch onto his arm in a protective manner. Goku looked down to see Vegeta holding on with both arms tightly while
sending death-glares at the unconsious Zunama, " Aww, and hello to u too, little Veggie! " Goku said, touched. Vegeta's face
turned bright red and he avoided the larger saiyajin's gaze. Goku giggled and slipped Vegeta off his arm, then picked him up,
" Heehee, my *hero*! "
" Haha, hahaha... " Vegeta laughed as if in a daze, the little ouji goofishly scratched the side of his head in
embarassment, " You're welcome Kakay-chan. "
" MMM! " Goku pulled the ouji into a tight hug and Vegeta let out a yelp at the sudden lack of oxygen, " Oh Veggie
you are so wonderful! "
" Ah, is there something I should know here? " Pan sweatdropped as she hovered from behind the two saiyajins.
" Hahaheee~ " Vegeta grinned stupidly, off in his little dreamland.
" I luv my little Veggie, Panny! " Goku said warmly as he squeezed the ouji tighter.
" So, there's nothing going on between you and, umm, Veggie-san? " Pan cocked an eyebrow.
Goku frowned, " I do not know what you mean. "
Pan sighed tiredly, " Nevermind. "
" I am so glad little Veggie came to rescue me from the icky slimy blob-creature! " Goku said as he swung the
still-dazed ouji back and forth, " How dare that Zu-monster! Hitting his bride on their honeymoon night! He's right, a guy
who responds to alcohol like that should never get drunk at all! " the large saiyajin nodded, " However, I bet little Veggie
wouldn't be all mean if he had some of the yummy wine. I have a bunch left in the container, you know. "
" Waahuh? " Vegeta said, still dazed.
" Little Veggie have a drink with me! " Goku held out the bottle with his tail.
" WAHH! NO WAY! " Vegeta pushed himself out of Goku's grasp and landed on the floor. The ouji slapped himself to
reduce the redness to his face, " YOU BIG BAKA! THERE'S NO WAY I'M GETTING DRUNK WITH YOU!! " he exclaimed, the blush coming
back to his face, " Besides we still have to finish off tubby here. " he said, motioning to Zunama.
" Heehee, that's right! " Pan said, pulling out a gigantic pair of scissors.
Giru instantly panicked at the sight, " Pan! Scissors! Danger danger danger!! " he ran around in frightened circles.
" Oh be quiet! I'm not going to attack YOU with them. " she said, annoyed, then handed the scissors to Doma, " It's
time, Doma! "
The man walked up to Zunama and held the huge scissors over his head, " How dare you plague the villagers for so
many years! But, Zunama, you're history now! " he said, snapping off one of Zunama's antennae.
" Hahahaha! " Pan and Goku laughed.
Pan grinned, " He looks so silly now! "
" Panny! " Goku whined, tugging on her sleeve, " Do you know where my real clothes are? I'm done being a girl. "
Pan sweatdropped, " Umm, I think Trunks or Veggie-san has 'u-- "
" --here are your clothes, Kakay. " Vegeta interupted her and held out Goku's blue and yellow gi.
" Aww! Why thank you little Veggie! " Goku said, then ripped the lingerie off and began getting dressed.
" AHHH! KAKARROTTO DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT RIGHT INFRONT OF ME!! " Vegeta screamed, his face bright red.
" Ha! YOU stripped down naked just 15 minutes ago infront of all of us and you're yelling at HIM about it? " Pan
smirked.
" Well, this is DIFFERENT! When I did it Kakarrotto couldn't see me! Now he's doing it but I can see him! I can see
all of him! " Vegeta twitched.
" I will not be more than a moment, little Veggie! " Goku chirped as he pulled his boxers up, then put his gi on
followed by his wristbands and boots. Vegeta let out a snort as he turned away.
Meanwhile Doma was doing the native traditional victory dance. He finished and turned to cut off Zunama's other
antennae, " And now for the second one! " he said only to help at Zunama's sudden yawn. Doma quickly fleed behind a nearby
wall along with Pan and Trunks.
" Eh.....Kayka-chan? " he focused his blurry vision on Goku. Vegeta stood on guard next to the larger saiyajin.
Zunama's eyes flicked at Goku's change of clothes, " What is it you're wearing? "
Goku stood proudly and pointed to his gi, " This, this is a male's clothing, and I'm a 100% saiyajin male! "
" YOU'RE A MAN! AND A SPACE ALIEN!! " Zunama roared in anger at him, " NOW YOU'VE GOT ME MAD! I'LL CAUSE
EARTHQUAKES! "
" BRING IT ON YOU KAKA-STEALING FROG-FACED BLOB! " Vegeta shouted boastfully.
Zunama grinned evilly and grabbed each of his antennae, then froze to notice the one on the left was missing, " AHH!
What have you done to me!? Well, I can do just as well with only one antennae! " he said, then started bouncing around and
shaking his remaining antennae. The force he was creating started sending everything and everyone else in the room flying
around into things. Zunama stopped dancing, causing everything around him to suddenly stop shaking.
" The earthquake stopped. " Pan said in surprise.
" But Zunama's antenna is still waving. " Doma pointed to the creature while talking to Pan.
" How was that? Here comes another earthquake! Isn't it horrible? If you want to apologize, now's the time! " Zunama
said in a sing-song voice.
The group stared in confusion while Zunama moved around as if he were creating another earthquake.
" What's going on? " Trunks sweatdropped.
Pan narrowed her eyes at the large creature, then burst into a grin, " I GOT IT! He doesn't have the power to make
earthquakes, only to predict them. Whenever an earthquake is about to come, he waves his antennae and pretends to be the one
who causes it. Since he's so drunk right now he can't tell if it's an earthquake or himself that's shaking. "
" My God! Zunama had nothing to do with the earthquakes? All these years we've suffered because of this con man? "
Doma said looking down at the ground, sickened.
" One more, here you go! " Zunama announced, then froze to see the entire group staring at him lamely, " Wha...what
is it? "
" There's no need for that stupid dance anymore. " Goku said, folding his arms.
" We know all about your tricks now. " Pan smirked.
" I don't know what you're talking about. Do you want me to make the volcano erupt!? " he shouted. Vegeta teleported
above Zunama and elbowed him over the head, causing Zunama to nearly fall over.
" BAKAYARO! THAT'S ENOUGH!! " the ouji snapped.
" Haha! Veggiesostrong! " Goku laughed while clapping his hands. Vegeta puffed his chest out proudly and bowed for
the larger saiyajin.
" What did you do to me!? I'll do it! I'll make the volcano... "
" --go ahead. " Pan brushed him off.
" What!? "
" I know you're just bluffing. "
" Why don't you just give up and surrender? " Trunks said, joining in with her.
" You figured it out...? " he gawked, scanning the group, " You did...? "
" Heehee! Of course we did! We are smart little saiyajins and half-saiyajins and ΒΌ-saiyajins! " Goku beamed.
Zunama stared at them for a moment, then suddenly burst into tears, " I'm sorry! The whole thing just got out of
hand! " he wailed, falling onto his knees.
" So you thought you might as well steal my fiancee? " Doma glared at him, annoyed.
" Please forgive me! " he wailed.
Vegeta walked up to Zunama, then kicked him in the crotch causing the creature to let out a high-pitched yelp. The
ouji walked back to where the others were standing, " You are forgiven. "
" Heeheeheehee. " Goku giggled, " Veggie that was naughty! "
" Hey, why are you still waving your antenna? " Pan narrowed her eyes at Zunama.
" It's not me. I don't know where this is coming from. This has never happened to me before. Maybe a really big
earthquake is about to come. " he explained, pointing to the still-waving antennae.
" Yeah yeah. " Pan rolled her eyes.
" Danger imminent! Danger imminent! " Giru waved his arms about in fright as he floated past Pan. The demi-saiyajin
paled.
" I think the volcano really is going to erupt! " Zunama yelped. The entire room started to shake wildly from the
lava below, " The reason that I've been going down to the village so often is lately because there were a lot of earthquakes
caused by increasing volcanic activity! " he explained as the room shook.
" Oh no, look! " Pan exclaimed as steam began to explode out of the cracks.
" This isn't good! " Goku whinced.
A giant explosion of lava appeared from behind them.
" NOW I KNOW THIS ISN'T GOOD!! " the large saiyajin exclaimed, " EVERYONE RUN!!! " he cried out as they all did just
that. Zunama galloping behind them.
" Wait for me! Wait for me! Help me help me HELP!!! " Zunama wailed.
" The water! " Pan smiled with relief at the water up ahead. She and the others quickly dove in and began swimming
back down. Zunama wobbily swimming behind them. Goku screeched to a halt and waited for the creature to pass, then formed a
ball of ki in his hands.
::KAH...MEH...HA...MEH..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!:: Goku let loose the ki blast at the lava. The force sending him
flying backwards and into the others; hurtling the group up out the other end of the pond and into the air causing them to
land on the nearby grass in the following order: Pan, Trunks, Giru, Goku, Doma, Vegeta, and finally Zunama, who made a less
than gracefull landing on his chin.
" Oh my God! " Pan gawked as she turned around to see the entire volcano erupting, " It's going to take out the whole
village!! "
" Don't worry! I know what to do! " Goku grinned, then flew back up at the volcano.
Pan's eyes widened, " OJICHAN!! "
The saiyajin powered up and prepared an even larger kamehameha blast, " KAAAAAHHHH...MEEEEEHHHHH...HAAAAAAAA...MEEEHH
HHH...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! " he let loose the blast. The power from it pushed the rest of the gang back
several feet. The smoke soon cleared to reveal the saiyajin had destoryed the entire mountain.
" The whole mountain is gone! " Pan gawked.
" Ah, hahaha! " Goku laughed nervously, " I guess that was a bit much. Sorta reminds me of the time Muten Roshi used
that attack on Chi-chan's castle to put out the fire on fire mountain and he totally destoryed her home! Haha! It's kinda
like deja vu, huh? " he grinned.
" ROSHI destoryed Onna's CASTLE?! " Vegeta nearly burst into laughter, " Onna HAD a castle?! "
" Heh-heh, yeah. " Goku teleported back down to them.
Vegeta snickered, " Remind me to rub that in Onna's face the next time I see her. " he rubbed his hands together
wickedly.
Goku sweatdropped, " Oh Veggie. "
" Thank you. " Pan said happily as Lenu handed her the dragonball. The group stood infront of their spaceship. The
entire village had come to see them off.
" Pan-chan, we're the ones who should be thanking you. You all did so much to help us. " Lenu smiled.
" Really, thank you for everything. " Doma nodded in agreement.
" Ah, sorry about your dress. " Goku grinned cheesily, " I kinda, accidentally blew it up when I blasted the
mountain. "
Lenu sweatdropped, " Oh believe me, you probably stretched it out anyway. I'm sure we can easily sow another one. "
" Great! Cuz, I felt kinda bad you know. " the large saiyajin put his hands behind his head, still grinning. He
glanced over to see Zunama in the crowd, " So! What are you going to do with him now? "
" We discussed it and decided that we'll let him stay in the village. Zunama is very sorry about what he has done. "
Lenu explained.
" On one condition. He must let us know at once when an earthquake is coming. " Doma added.
" Ah. Goodluck Zunama! " Goku chirped. The creature walked up to him and shook Goku's hand.
" Goodluck to you too Kayka. " Zunama smiled. Goku face-faulted.
" Uh, you know, my name isn't really Kayk-- "
" --I'm sure you and your protective little mate here will be very happy together. "
" WAHH!! " both Goku and Vegeta fell over, twitching.
" Nani!? " Goku yelped, bent over and embarassingly covering his cheeks with his hands.
" YOU BIG FAT BAKAYARO I'M NOT KAKARROTTO'S MATE I'M HIS PRINCE! THE RULER OF HIS PEOPLE YOU IDIOT! THAT'S WHY I WAS
TRYING TO PROTECT HIM FROM YOU!!! " Vegeta screamed at Zunama, shaking the creature's head wildly back and forth, " I'M
MARRIED TO BULMA BRIEFS! THE WOMAN WHO MADE THIS SPACESHIP!! And actually should've made this spaceship a little bigger, BUT
I HAVE NO NON-PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP TO KAKARROTTO!!! " the ouji finally let go of him.
Zunama wobbled backward, a little confused. He glanced over at Trunks and Pan.
" Man you have a lot to learn. " Trunks muttered to him. Pan sweatdropped.
" That's what you told me! "
" Toussan, maybe you should go inside and just take a nap. You haven't slept since before we got here. And it's been
at least 2 days. " Trunks sighed, trying to calm his father down.
" Fine, Trunks. I think I will. " Vegeta said, a little forced-sounding, " IN A ROOM FAR AWAY FROM WHERE KAKARROTTO
WILL BE SLEEPING! " he shouted at the crowd as he got up the ladder backwards and slipped inside the ship.
" Come on, Goku-san. " Trunks poked Goku, who was still crouched on the ground with his back facing the others.
" Nani? " he squeaked out again, his hands still on his cheeks. Trunks groaned and smacked him across the back of the
head, " Oww! "
" Hey! Snap out of it already! He made a mistake! Just like he did with your name! It's no big deal. " Trunks
exclaimed.
" Oh-kay. " Goku said, getting up and trying to get his wits about him.
" How would you like the remainder of the drink I made, as a going away present. " the heavyset woman said, holding
out the bottle to Goku, " It'll help you calm down real well. "
" Oh thanks! " Goku perked back up, " I wanted to try this stuff too! "
" Well, now you can. It's all yours. " she smiled. Goku licked his chops and hugged the bottle.
" Thank u lady! " he chirped.
" I'm sure you'll find a good use for it. " she said.
Pan smiled at the dragonball, " It's so pretty. " she said in awe, then froze as the ball glowed bright yellow and
began to hover upward. It flew away from Pan to a nearby villager.
" I'll take this! " he said. The villager's appearance faded around him to reveal he was infact a blue-skinned
creature in a red training suit with a hood. The creature laughed as he floated upward and flew off.
" OUR DRAGONBALL!! " Pan screamed.
" KUSO! " Trunks cursed and ran into the ship w/Giru, Pan following him. " HURRY UP GUYS! WE CAN STILL CATCH HIM! "
" Byebye everybody! We luv u! " Goku said happily as he also went up the ladder into the ship.
" Alright! Let's go! " Trunks hopped into the driver's seat.
" But Torunkusu, you don't know where you're going. " Goku said, confused, " That is Veggie's job. "
" Well Toussan's asleep and I saw what direction that guy was headed in! " Trunks said determindly, then hit the
button to launch the ship, " LET'S GO!! " he shouted as the spaceship took off.
Lenu, Doma, Zunama and the rest of the village watched as the spaceship disappeared over the horizon.
" Saiyajin, are a very confusing species. " Doma said, cocking an eyebrow in the ship's direction.
Zunama rubbed his now-sore neck, thanks to Vegeta, " That they are. "
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1:54 AM 8/24/2003
END OF PART THREE!
Chuquita: Whee! These chapters are goin awful fast! (grins) Well I guess that wraps up chapter 3 everybody! Only one more
chapter & a possible epilogue-thingy to go! And the last chapter's gonna be a lot of fun!
Goku: (chirps) We skip episode 9 & go straight to 10!
Chuquita: That we do, Son-kun!
Vegeta: (grumbles) You're just excited because you get to see me do that embarassing dance!
Chuquita: Aww, that's not all Veggie! (to audiance) You see since the Para Para Brothers recognize and know WHO Veggie is,
they're looking to seek a little revenge upon him.
Vegeta: (eyes widen) Huh?
Goku: (happily) That means Veggie gets to do extra stuff!
Vegeta: (suspicously) What KIND of "extra stuff"?
Goku: (pats Veggie on the head) Veggie will see when Veggie gets there!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) This can't be good.
Chuquita: For YOU maybe.
Goku: Heeheehee~
Vegeta: (flatly) You told him something you didn't tell me, didn't you?
Chuquita: Eh?
Goku: (picks up Veggie) Veggie and I will have fun too-gether!
Vegeta: (pales) Maybe I should go check the script for this next episode.
Chuquita: (pats him on the back) Aww, no need to do that Veggie! It won't be TOO bad for you. Well, sorta, kinda bad.
Vegeta: As bad as what happened to Kakarrotto in this mini-arc?
Chuquita: Well....yeah.
Vegeta: WAHH! (falls over) TELL ME!
Chuquita: My lips are sealed.
Goku: Haha! Me too!
Vegeta: (looks over at Goku to see the saiyajin has tied a towel around his mouth to cover it) ...
Goku: (grins)
Chuquita: And now for the reviewer replies!
To FrEaKyMe: I have noticed the clones. I used my paint program and Pan actually would've looked a lot more like Videl if she
had inherited the blue eyes.
Vegeta: (smirks) But instead ended up with black and the curse of the Chibi-Onna.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Anyway--
To FrEaKyMe: Bura looks kinda creepy when she's mad. I wish I could've seen that clip of Trunks. I bet they mention it in one
of the scripts. If Goten's hair grew naturally like Gohan's did, does that mean Chi-Chi purposely cut his hair so he'd look
like Goku? *thinks*. I don't mind long reviews! I write long ones too sometimes when I'm reviewing stuff!
To mkh2: Oh I wish I had read the reviews page before I got past that part! I never thought of having Son-kun need to go
potty again like with Oolong. Lol! That would really freak out Zunama. I gotta scan my doublemint doodles first! I'll try to
have them scanned and able to send by the end of the next chapter. Don't feel bad, I accidentally had this one innuendo in
Doublemint that I didn't even know was one til a reviewer pointed it out by copying and pasting only what Goku & Veggie's
dialogue without the description of what was happening. I got a little embarassed that I had actually done it without
thinking that there was a double meaning ^_^;; Good luck w/your fics!
To Tomoyo chan: Wow! You knew the Kayka thing what was going to happen! *grins*. I'd been planning on putting that in. Can you imagine if it were Veggie? He has such a deep voice (both sub & dub) that he'd totally screw up :D I should doodle Goku in Lenu's costume. I may try to have Goten or somebody else appear on the communication screen in the next chapter.
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: Aw, glad you liked it! Now Veggie can finally get his sleep since the ordeal is over. *grins* I'd love to do that 4-page mini-scene where Veggie ends up in the costume. My button says "print screen/SysRq" on it. I have to press that one and alt together though. At least that's how I learned it. Screenshots are so much fun! I have one funny screenshot I'm dying to make once I get a sub copy of ep 275 back. (been searching for it) Ooh, I used to use pictures from downloadable dbz manga as coloring pages! I like your idea, very clever! My transparency color's this bluish tone.
To Callimogua: Haha, I'm starting to think I should've typed this chapter slower, you're the third person who had a funny
idea for this chapter. Heh, poor Goku would've been in even more trouble with Zunama if he had run into a Fem-Gem. At least
he did survive, and get that free bottle of the cook lady's liquor.
To Girl-with-too-many-aliasses: Hee~ wait'll the lil mini-scene; Veggie's gonna get all dolled-up. *snicker*
Vegeta: (to Chu) THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Chuquita: (grins) Yes it is!
Goku: (happily) I get to draw on Veggie's face with the smushy crayons! (holds up several lipsticks)
Vegeta: (twitch) o_O
To Girl-with-too-many-aliasses: I read the the Saiyan Chronicles (www dbzsc com) a little while ago that you buy the
ability to perform fusion at Mr. Popo's shop in Budokai 2 and can use it between any two characters. So I'm guessing
depending on who's on the left and who's on the right you can get Goggie from Goku & Veggie. I also have a videoclip from
the new game and it looks great! Did you know that while the U.S version of Budokai 1 only has the dub voices, if you have
the European or Japanese version you can change the voices to their spanish, french, dutch, german, and japanese ones? My
clip has the japanese voices in it. They're keeping a lot of the main info secret.
Goku: (in a trenchcoat w/a detective hat on) Heehee, secret.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Baka.
Goku: (holds a magnifying glass infront of Veggie's face) Does little Veggie have any secrets to tell me~~?
Vegeta: (smirks) More than your little peasant-brain could handle.
Goku: Does that mean Veggie will tell me? (hopeful little smile)
Vegeta: No.
Goku: (pouts) Aww...
Chuquita: Well, that's about it for part 3! See you either at the end of the week or next monday (depending on how long part
4 takes) Later everybody! (waves)
Goku: (glomps onto Veggie) Dancing Veggies are not as graceful as they a-ppear!
Vegeta: I'M NOT GOING TO DANCE!
Goku: Aww, don't worry little Veggie! (beams) I'll be your partner!
Vegeta: (falls over) WAHHH! (gets up) THERE IS NO WAY I'M GOING TO MOVE AROUND IN THAT MANNER AND NO WAY YOU'RE GOING TO BE
MY PARTNER!
Goku: Hee~ Veggie doesn't have a choice!
Vegeta: (looks slightly frightened & confused) Huh?!
Goku: (waves) Byebye everyone!
Vegeta: (thinks for a moment) (snaps) WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!!!