Firestorm: Ok I'll say the disclaimer. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, ancient Egypt, or anything else except this fanfic, Yami, and myself.
Yami: What do you mean by that? You don't own me!
Firestorm: Damn, ok, I don't own Yami either, I just wish I did…
Yami: That's more like it.
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Villager#1: Guys hurry, we can't let her get away with the Flame of Hope!
Villager#2: We're going as fast as we can Yug! We can't go as fast as her, she's a demon, and she's an animal!
All: *give Villager#2 a strange look*
Villager#2: That's not what I meant, seriously!
Villager#3: With you we wouldn't know, you pervert! You should have said in her wolf form!
Villager#1(Yugi): Sorry Joey, but you know how important the Flame of Hope is to our society!
Villager#2(Joey): It's ok Yug, I'm just so hungry!
Villager#3: Me too!
Villager#4: Is that supposed to be unusual? Just close your mouths and try to catch up to her!
Joey: But Tea, I can't run without food!
Villager#3:I'm hungry too but the Flame of Hope is more important!
Villager#4(Tea): (sarcastically) Wow Tristan, I'm impressed, you actually thought about something other than food.
Yugi: Hurry up she's getting away!
Demon: Ha Ha Ha! You mortals will never catch me!
Villager#3(Tristan): Shut up!
Tea: (whispering) Tristan don't say that to her you don't know what she can do to you.
Demon: That's right Tristan, I could kill you if I felt like it, but right now I'm in a good mood!
Yugi: Firestorm, you've done terrible things in the past, but never this bad! How could you do this to us?!
Firestorm: Easy I'm a demon, and I absolutely hate you humans.
Yugi: Why do you hate us so much?
Firestorm: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!
Joey: Sorry, he can be so nosey sometimes.
Yugi: Hey, that's not true!
Firestorm: I know what you're trying to do, and it's not going to work.
Joey: Aw man, I though it would work…
Firestorm: Well think again.
Joey: But you're so pretty, when you're a person.
All except Firestorm and Joey: Ok…
Firestorm: WHAT??? YOU'VE SEEN ME IN MY HUMAN FORM?!?
Joey: (in a dreamy voice) Yep. You were so pretty…
Firestorm: HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?!?
Joey: The tail and ears. Duh.
Firestorm: I, I, I, I, I, I AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh…. (falls into a giant ditch because she wasn't paying attention to where she was going (A/N yes they were running and talking at the same time.))
Joey: Hey where'd she goooooooooooooooooooooo…(falls in too)
Firestorm: Where am I? (looks around)*sweat drop* WHAT? I'M IN ANCIENT EGYPT?!? (changes into human form)
Joey: (falls on top of Firestorm) Hello, you're lookin' good today.
Firestorm: GET OFF OF ME YOU IDIOT! (pushes Joey off of her and smacks him really hard)
Joey: Love hurts…
(back in modern times)
Yugi: Where are they?
Tea: They fell into this ditch, but I don't see them.
Tristan: I'm going in. (jumps into ditch)
(back in ancient Egypt)
Firestorm: I'm going to try to get out of h (gets cut off because Tristan falls on her)
Tristan: You're pretty, who are you?
Joey: It's Firestorm.
Firestorm: I watched the weather report this morning, but it didn't say anything about it raining morons…
(in modern times again)
Yugi: I guess I should see what's happening down there.
Tea: I'm going to. (both jump into ditch)
(in ancient Egypt again)
Firestorm: (gets out of ditch) I think I like it here. Not that many people. Now what should I do?
(just then, Yugi and Tea fall on top of Joey and Tristan and they all get out of the ditch)
Yugi: Wow! We're in Egypt!
Firestorm: Ancient Egypt to be exact.
Yugi: What! We went into the past? And who are you?
Firestorm: I'm (gets cut off)
Joey: She's Firestorm! Isn't she pretty?
Tea: Like I'm not prettier than her…
Joey: You're not!
Firestorm: Look there's a palace over there, let's go check it out. (all start walking toward the palace)
Joey: Aw come on, please?
Firestorm: No.
Tristan: What about me?
Firestorm: In your dreams.
Joey and Tristan: Aw man.
(They arrive at the palace and see two huge guards)
Guard#1: Halt, do you have any business with the pharaoh?
Yugi: Well sort of, we would like to ask him a few questions.
Guard#2: Were you told you could come?
Yugi: No.
Guard#1: Then leave!
Joey: Hey, Firestorm, use your good looks to get us in.
Firestorm: No, why should I?
Yugi: (crossing his fingers) We'll let you keep the Flame of Hope.
Firestorm: Ok… But you owe me big time for this! (goes over to guards and says something and they let them in)
Tristan: What did you say to them?
Firestorm: I told them if they didn't let us in I would rip their heads off.
All except Firestorm: *sweat drop*
(They get into the palace and see the pharaoh)
Firestorm: Wow! (faints)
Joey: What's her deal?
Firestorm: (get up and jumps on the pharaoh's lap) Hi…
Pharaoh: Who are you?
Firestorm: (jumps back) Who am I you ask? I am Firestorm, a wolf demon feared around the world.
Joey: I don't fear you, I like you.
Firestorm: That's beside the point…
Tristan: I like you to.
Firestorm: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Joey and Tristan: ok…
Firestorm: Anyway can I ask you two questions?
Pharaoh: Ok.
Firestorm: All right, what's your name?
Pharaoh: My name is Yami.
Firestorm: Yami, what a cool name…wait a minute you're Yami? Wow! You're even hotter in person!
Yami: What was your second question?
Firestorm: Huh, oh yeah, are you single?
All except Yami and Firestorm: *anime fall*
Yami: Well, yeah.
Firestorm: ALL RIGHT!! (faints again)
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Will Firestorm ever get over it? What will Tristan and Joey do? Why does Firestorm hate humans so much? If Firestorm hates humans so much, why did she fall in love with Yami? *Will Joey ever be smart? *Will Tristan ever get a girlfriend?
All of these questions (but the last two) will be answered in the next chapter.
(* = We will never know)