All I Have Left

Bloopers!

By Finaille Nailo

Ok, I just thought I should add more humor in the story! I'm going to do one chapter at a time! I guess you should think of my story as a series of episodes. You might want to read the parts to be more familiar with the bloopers! Please review!

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From the Prologue.

" Misty, Brock, I can't go out and battle! What if I lose?" Ash is asking them, as Misty is dragging Ash to the Pokemon stadium, and Brock is watching.

" What happened to " I'm gonna be a Pokemon trainer someday" remark, Ash?" Misty says, imitating Ash. " You're going out there, and you're going to win the Johto League Championships whether you like it or not." Misty demands.

" Pika." Pikachu says with a sweatdrop.

" Um, I don't like it! Please! I'm not ready!" Ash says. Misty continues to drag him. "OW!!!" Ash yells.

"Now what?" Misty asks, with an annoyed tone.

"Careful where you grab my shirt, you're gonna choke me!" Ash yells.

"Am not!" Misty yells back.

"AM TOO!!!"

"CUT!!!!"

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You have serious problems. I should take you to a GUY psychologist." Misty says. Brock sulks. They walk in the stadium to look for Ash.

" Ash! Are you here?" Brock yells inside the stadium. They look around for a long time, when Misty remembers the present. She pulls it out of her backpack.

" I wonder what it is." She says to herself, while opening it. She opens the small box. and Misty growls. "Director! Ash forgot the locket!!!"

"Not again." sighs the director. "CUT!!! Ash!!! Remember the locket next time!"

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" I think somebody has a crush." Brock says in a sing song voice. Misty raises her fist.

" You better shut up!" Misty says.

" Ooh, I'm scared!" Brock says. Misty smacks him on the head. Of course, she does in the wrong direction, and Brock crashes into the camera.

"Oops, sorry Brock." Misty says, sweatdropping. Brock grins at her.

"It's ok. I'm used to killing myself in this show anyways."

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Chapter 1.

Wait, I think I can." Violet says. " I remember like two or three years ago around this time you were so excited it was a year closer to find. uh something." Violet says.

" Yeah, I remember that!" Lily says. Misty's eyes pop open in sudden remembrance.

" I remember! Oh crap! I gotta leave today!" Misty says. She stuffs her toast in her mouth, and runs up into her bathroom to get ready, so she could look for something she's been waiting five years to see (well, actually only three. She did forget ^^), which was Ash. After she got ready, she runs quickly down the stairs. and trips over her own feet.

"Careful Misty! Don't hurt yourself!" Violet scolds with a muffled giggle.

"CUT!!!" The director yells. "Be careful Misty!"

"Yeah, I'll take that advice." Misty grumbles.

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" Of course, to get to one town to another, this is one of the quicker trips." Brock adds.

" I hope Delia knows where Ash is." Misty says.

" I wouldn't actually be surprised if he was already in Pallet, but who am I to tell. I'm not water." Brock says.

"No, you're not." Misty says with a giggle.

"What did I say?" Brock questions.

"You said you were water!" Misty says, laughing.

"Oh, oops." Brock says, blushing.

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Chapter 2.

" If you even dare think about it again, you are so dead!" Misty says.

" Then you have to tell him." Brock says. Misty puts her hand on her forehead in anger.

" I can't believe YOU out of all people just white mailed me." Misty says. Brock bursts out laughing. "WHAT???" Misty asks.

"What is WHITE mail?" He asks. Misty slaps her forehead.

"CUT!!! Misty, please get your lines right!!!"

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" Thank you." Misty says, and turns around. Then she mentions," Don't you go thinking I'm gonna take it easy on you cause you're a newbie, so ya know."

" Oh, I'm so scared." Mike says sarcastically. Misty grins at him.

" I'm going swimming. (I'm making it so some Pokemon Centers have pools ^^) Anyone wanna come?" Misty asks.

" Sure, why not?" Mike says. Brock nods yes. Misty picks up her bag, takes one step, and slides on a piece of ice.

"HEY!!! WHO PUT THIS THERE!!!" Misty yells, sprawled out on the floor. Brock and Mike are laughing really hard. She goes over to them, and whacks them with the mallet.

"Guys."

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" Really? Uh, what was his name?" Mike asks, looking into her eyes. Misty goes into her thinking mode.

" His name was Mike too, although when I knew him as Micre." Misty says. Mike gives her his famous smile. She squints her eyes at Mike and gasps.

" You ok?" Mike asks.

" You. you are Micre!" Misty says. " But you look so different!"

"TAKE MICRE OUT OF THE STORY!!!" A boy's voice yells over the crowd. Two boys and two girls are marching around in circles, carrying signs that read, "Take Micre out of the story! That's copyrighted!"

"Bleh. protesters." The director sighs.

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" Where did Brock go?" Misty asks. They look around.

" I have no clue." Mike says, when they hear a rustle in the bushes. Misty and Mike look at each other, having some clue about what is going on.

" What do you think Brock is doing?" Misty asks.

" I don't know. Spying. Let's go see. Be quiet." Mike demands. They tiptoe to the bushes, and look around for something moving, when Misty steps on something.

"OW! Not on my head!!!" Brock yells loudly. Misty blushes.

"Oops, sorry Brock! Are you ok?" Misty asks him.

"Yeah, I think I'll live." Brock says, getting up and rubbing his head.

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Chapter 3.

~NARRATOR'S SHORT AFTER THAT MOMENT~

"When things are REALLY calm is where we will once again try to start out. Because of Misty's temper, things didn't work the way I wanted it to." I say to myself, wishing Misty had not made Mike and Brock unconscious. "It makes me have to write longer." Errr. unfortunately Misty just HAD to hear that.

" What is that Ms. Narrator?" Misty barks at me.

" Nothing, nothing." I say scaredly.

" Good. NOW GO BACK TO NARRATING!!!" Misty says.

"Well, what if I don't feel like it?" I bark back.

"Well, too bad because I say so!"

"Well, too bad because I'm not narrating until you shut up and go back so the director can START again!" Fire grows in our eyes, and the director has to pull us apart.

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" Bleh, what a day. I was killed one too many times." Mike says, rubbing his head.

" Yeah, exactly." Brock says.

" You know you're lucky I'm tired or else I would have just socked you both another one." Misty says, closing her eyes and leaning in on Mike's shoulder, but misses and whacks her head on his lap. Mike blushes ferociously.

"MISTY! Watch where you put you're head!" Mike screeches.

"What did I. YOU PERVERT!!! I didn't TRY and do that!" Misty yells, slapping him.

"CUT! Mike. trust her ok. you're gonna have a scene much worse than this anyways, so live with it!" The director yells at the two.

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After dinner, they get into their tents. Misty is reading, and Mike is just watching Misty, very quietly. She finishes up her chapter, closes the book, and looks at Mike.

"I thought you'd never finish." Mike says.

"I'm a slow reader."

"Listen, about today, I'm really sorry."

"Don't be. I let you kiss me." Misty says.

"Oh." Mike says. He looks into her eyes, and they kiss, again. As Mike puts his tongue in her mouth, Misty freaks out.

"Director! I can't do this! This is just plain wrong! What will the kids think?!!" Misty screams, pushing Mike away from her.

"CUT! Ok, kids, all you have to do is kiss! The rest is done by technical work anyways! I told you this!" The director yells. Mike has a sly grin on his face.

"But. people won't know! They'll think I'm some sort of whore or something!" Misty yells.

"Ok, let's try it again, ok?" The director asks politely. Misty scowls and grabs her book.

"Fine."

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The next morning, Misty wakes up, clinging on to Mike. She slowly remembered what happened the night before.

"I." She says, shocked Mike did that to her. She put on her clothes, and grabbed her backpack. She felt betrayed and used. She starting running on the next trail and after running for about 10 minutes she bumped into somebody, who trips on Misty's feet.

"Ouch!" Ash yells. "Careful where you're bumping into me!"

"Hey! It wasn't my fault!" Misty yells, grinning. Ash grabs her legs and forces her down to the ground. They are both laughing.

"CUT! It's not time to flirt NOW!" The director yells, pulling them apart.

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Chapter 4.

"Wow, why is it that I'm thinking I'm supposed to be doing something." Ash says, scratching his head in utter confusion.

"Pika pikachu!" Pikachu yells at him. He plasters his tail to his head, making it look like a ponytail. Ash completely ignores this.

"Pikachu, this isn't time to play games! I need to remember." Ash tells him.

"Pika." Pikachu says annoyed, and plopped down into a sitting position, when he thinks of something else. He runs around Ash's apartment, and finds a mallet. He stuffs the end in his mouth, runs to Ash, and pounds it on Ash's head, quite hard to mention. in fact, a bit TOO hard. Ash goes unconscious.

"Pika." Pikachu says, scratching his head. He starts laughing.

"CUT! Pikachu, not THAT hard, ok? Now. um. will somebody call an ambulance?" The director asks, panicking.

~~~~ That evening.

"Wow, it was really hot today." Ash says, getting the key to his hotel room. Misty, Brock, and Mike are right behind him, a bit anxious to meet his friends. Ash opens the door, and the group walks in. Two people were sitting on one of the beds. One was a tall boy, with brown hair and purple- tinted eyes. He was sitting on the bed, looking like he was waiting for Ash a long time. The girl, with pink-hair, blue eyes, and wearing a dark brown cami top. She was reading the latest Sixteen magazine. Brock went gaga right away the second he saw her. Go figure. They wait for her to start her line. Minutes pass.

"JOSIE! You're line?" Ash says, tapping his foot impatiently. Josie looks up and blushes.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I got kinda hooked on this story." She says, grinning. Ash smacks his forehead.

"CUT! Josie. please pay more attention!" The director orders. The group, annoyed, walks back to the hotel lobby to shoot the scene again.

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"We traveled together for a long time." Misty says, jealousy growing in her eyes. Ashy-boy was HER nickname.

"He talks about you a lot, gal, of course, it wasn't till recently he told me you were also the gym leader of Cerulean." Josie says. She looks over at Brock, and grins.

"And for certain I remember YOU. You were the go-go guy." Josie says to Brock. Brock starts laughing really hard.

"I don't think there's such thing as that." Brock says, laughing. The group discovers what Josie said wrong and they start laughing too.

"CUT! Josie. he's a GAGA guy, not a go-go guy. I think there's only such thing as a go-go GIRL." The director tells her, after his fair share of laughs.

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Chapter 5.

After a day's hike, they finally stop to set up camp in a forested area, about a quarter-mile away from the main trail, and about a half-mile from Violet Lake. After Misty sets up her tent, she quietly picks up her bag, and walks to the lake. Neither Mike nor Ash decide to go after her, but Ash had a feeling he should follow her. After about 15 minutes battling with whether he should go or not, he decides to go. He had to know what was bugging her. He stands up from the log he was sitting on, and trips over it. The group starts to laugh. "Careful Ash, don't hurt yourself." Josie says with a smug grin. Ash scowls at her.

"Haha, very funny, now can we please try this again? And I'm not going a full mile to bring Misty back either." Ash says, getting up.

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"But. I was going out with Josie for a while. then I broke up with her. I guess she told you the plan now, huh?"

"Yeah, she did. I was going out with Mike for a while too." Misty adds.

"Did you break up with him?"

"Not yet. Josie told me to forget about him." Misty says. She grabs his arms, and kisses him right on the lips. This kiss lasts much longer than before. Ash puts his tongue close to Misty's lips, hoping for an invitation. She allows, and their tongues dance around for a while when Ash, tugs on one of the straps on Misty's dress. They keep on kissing, more. and completely forget about their lines.

"CUT!" The director orders. They ignore him, and keep kissing. "Come on! This is not the time to confess your love now! Ok, that's it! Will somebody get me a pair of pliers to pull these two apart?"

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After the episodes.

(A/N- The younger and older Ash and Misty couple aren't really Ash and Misty. The real couple was the age in between.)

"Misty?" Ash yells, knocking on her dressing room.

"Come in!" She yells to Ash. He opens the door, and goes to her. He hugs her tightly.

"You did really well. it's been a long time since we've done an episode together." He says smiling.

"It's been a long time since I've seen you." Misty says, as Ash brushes a loose strand of hair from her ponytail.

"I know. and this is the first time we really get to talk." Ash says, grinning. Misty nods. Ash kisses her quickly, and looks her in the eye.

"I was going to tell you this on our last episode together. but I've fallen madly in love with you." He says, blushing. "I know everybody could tell I liked you. but I was never sure if you knew."

"Ash. wow. I never did know. I was too stupid to notice if it was that obvious. Ash, I love you too." Misty says, smiling happily. They kiss again.

"Come on, why don't I take you out for ice cream and we can discuss how our lives have been, ok?" He asks her. She gladly accepts, and the newest couple leave for the nearest ice cream parlor.

A/N- Awwww. how cute. What's cuter is everything in this episode was gotten on camera, even the last part ^^ lol. I wish this story was episodes out of the show. That would be funny ^^. LOL, please review!