2 Many RPG Games

Disclaimer: We don't own the game people in here. We all suck & in the end we all do!!!!

Burning Gundam: Maybe u do disclaimer but I don't.

Let It Start.

Dart: He guys y don't we ever travel many more?

Kongol: Me don't.don't

Meru: umm. know?

Kongol: Yeah that it. What does friend mean again?

Rose: (Slaps Kongol in forehead)

Shana: Shouldn't u have slapped yourself in the forehead?

Rose: No.

Haschel: Darts right we should travel (starts to drool)

Lavitz: What can he be thinking about?

Albert: I have no idea.

Shana: Dart is right we should go some where.

Meru: (Meru's Theme starts playing) Hey where's that beat coming from. must dance.to song. (Eye twitches)

Rose: That's it we're going on vacation she's hearing things.

(Big sign saying WELCOME TO SUNSET CITY)

Haschel: We'll hear u are.

Mean While In THE East Side I mean EAST HEAVEN Kingdom

Rue: Claire remind me way we're visiting them?

Claire: Well Rue I think it would be nice if we Mint & Maya & besides u need a vacation.

Rue: NO, I don't.

Claire: Yes, u do u have done nothing but sharpening that sword.

Rue: (Rue sharpening Ark Edge Then hides it behind back) No I'm not.

(Royal coach coming down the street & stops in front of Rue & Claire)

Mint: Well look who it is I thought I never see your sorry hide again.

Rue: Nice to see u 2 (cough & says pepper) Mint.

Mint: What did u say?

Rue: Nothing.

Maya: would u like to come with us.

Mint: Hey u didn't even ask if it was okay with me.

Maya: Did u hear something. & of course you'll come. (Pulls them in)

Meanwhile in the land of Hyrule.

Navi: Link, I want to go to the beach.

Link: (gets a pan fills it with water & gets a bottle of sand & pours it around the pan) Knock your self out.

Navi: Ha your not funny.

Zelda: Link, I want to go to the beach.

Link: Sure come on Navi & get away from that thing u made.

Navi: I didn't make that!

Link: So where are we going?

Zelda: Glad u ask Linky

(BIG SING THAT SAYS WELCOME TO SUNSET CITY)

Zelda: This place is so beautiful.

Shana: This place is so beautiful.

Maya: This place is so beautiful.

Mint, Rose, Link: This place bites.

Maya: Okay Rue & Mint u can go get us are rooms.

Mint: Hey who die & made u the boss?

Maya: Well I am the Princess ex!!!

Mint: (does foot stomp) I'm not no freakn' ex-princess.

Dart: Kongol u go get us are rooms & Meru u go with him since he has trouble with his sentences. Meru stop eating that chocolate bar.

Meru: (Hides chocolate bar be hind her back) Okay

Zelda: Okay Link will u get us our rooms & stop chewing on Navi's head.

Link: Huh what okay. (Drops Navi on floor)

Navi: Ow.

At the hotel

Link: (fighting with Mint) I'm getting the later 2 rooms u little brat.

Mint: I'm getting them & here's my friend to prove it (Rue transforms into Pollywog & jumps out the window) Hey Rue get back here.

Kongol & Meru walk in

Kongol: (walk on top of Mint & Link & goes up to counter) Uhh 2 rooms please.

Person behind count: Lets see that will be 220g

Kongol: good price. (Pays person)

Meru: Okay Kongol lets go tell the others.

Link: Zelda going to kill me

Mint: (looks through book of people staying at the inn sees names Belle & Duke) O no.

Rue: Maybe that will work to are advantage.

Mint: Hey what where did u come from?

Rue: Oh I've been around actually I was that chair over there & some fat woman sat on me.

(Mint & Rue go back to Maya & Claire & sit down & eat)

Maya: (Buys Mint a pie)

Mint: (eats big bite of pie twitches on the ground throwing up & turning green)

Rue: What type of pie was that?

Maya: Just Mint's favorite food pumpkins.

Princess Albert walks by.

Mint sees & starts drooling

Mint: I'm in love.

Claire: U say something Mint?

Mint: No, I didn't say any thing.

(Zelda Team)

Navi: Link did u get u are rooms?

Link: No, Navi I didn't.

Navi: Da, da, (twitch)

Zelda: Why? (With master sword in hand)

Link: People beat me to the last 2 rooms.

Zelda: (hits Link with Master)

(Dragoon Team)

Dart: So Kongol u got the rooms right.

Kongol: Yes, we got the.the.

Miranda (if that how u spell it): Rooms?

Kongol: Yeah that's it

Dart: When did u get here?

Miranda: O I've been here since the start of the trip.

Rose: Okay what ever

Meru: U know I thought I did here a voice when we started.

Navi flies by.

Everyone: Fairy

Kongol: (jumps in air to attack Navi)

Authors: Freeze fame.

Author #1: For those who do not know on The Legend of Dragoon fairies are evil little creatures & they kill them

Authors: Unfreeze fame

Kongol: (attacks fairy with ax & kills Navi & her remains get stuck on ax) Guys its not disappearing.

Narrator: Will Kongol get Navi remains off his ax Will Navi ever come back to life. Tune in next time for

Author #1: 2 many RGP games

Narrator: Thank u author don't ever interrupt me again.