(I forgot to mention, I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean in any part, shape or form.)
This is for Jack Sparrow (I mean what isn't).
What are all those great little things in your hair and who did it for you (I would be very impressed if a man could do all those fancy things, no offence to boys)? Also how long did it take to grow your beard? Yes I know it's weird but someone had to ask it!
Jack shrugs. "It's not that weird of a question. I have stuff in my hair?" He reaches back and starts feeling his hair, then smiles. "Scarlet did those a while ago." He pulls out a bottle and takes a swig of his rum. "I don't really remember how long it took for me to grow this out. I've never shaved."
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Commodore, how do you feel about always being villainized in fanfiction? Does it comfort you to know that you have your own Defense League with a bunch of devoted fangirls?
Commodore Norrington thinks for a moment. "Why am I villainized? I have fangirls? That I'm glad for."
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Here's a question for Commodore Norrington: are you aware that Elizabeth is young enough to be your daughter?
And here's one for Will: did Elizabeth and you grow up together and you eventually developed romantic feeling for her, or...is she really just a Mary-sue, and in that case will you date *me*!?!
Another one for Willy: have you every thought about growing out your hair, dyeing it blond, getting some prosthetic pointy ears, and going off on a quest with two men, a dwarf, four hobbits, and a wizard to destroy a really very pretty gold ring created by a dark lord?
Last one I promise: Governor Swann, who told you that your hair looks good that way?
Commodore Norrington crosses her arms. "Her age doesn't matter. She is a respectable young woman who needs someone like me to care for her properly." He emphasized the word properly and glares at Will.
Will thinks on his question for a moment. "Miss Swann and I did grow up together, but I've always had some feelings for her." He reads the next part of the question and smiles. "What do you look like?" Elizabeth slaps him upside the head and he winces, then reads his last question. "Huh? What?"
Governor Swann looks insulted. "My wig is the highest in fashion." He says.
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Barbossa: What's with the apples? I mean why apples??
Elizabeth: How could you chose Will over Jack??!!
Will: Did you always trust Jack, or was there a time when you thought he was gonna betray you?
Jack: Was it a surprise when Will saved you at the end? And didn't you just want to kill him after he hit you with the oar??!!
Captain Barbossa smiles. "I love apples, do I have to have a reason?"
Elizabeth shrugs. "Because the man I love is Will. Besides, I don't think Jack is one to ever settle down."
Will smiles. "I didn't trust him at first, since he is a pirate. But then I grew to trust him, but then he made me think he was going to betray me. It was all very confusing."
Jack takes another swig of his rum. "It was a bit of a surprise, I thought I was going to die. I was upset when he hit me with that oar. Felt like I had a hangover when I woke up. He also could've ruined everything."
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So Sparrows: Why do you look so good with kohl under your eyelids? I mean you're a guy and normally I would call a man putting make-up on extremely gay... But, then again you ARE Captain Jack Sparrows and you make it sekzi so who really gives? By the way I love you. (Yours Truly~ DePP-Ly InFaTuaTeD)
Jack smiles, very pleased. "I have no idea why it looks good. But hey, whatever works with the ladies." He winks at DePP-Ly InFaTuaTeD
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This is a question for Will Turner.
If someone offered you a chance to win a large sum of money that would be paid to you in rather large quantities for the rest of your entire life, would you accept the offered opportunity or no and if so what would you do with the money if you won?
Will thinks for a moment. "I would accept it and use it to care for Elizabeth."
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A question for Jack...
Do you miss Elizabeth and Will, and do you ever get lonely on the sea? Do you ever miss Bootstrap?
Liz
"I do get lonely at times, what do think Tortuga is for? I do miss Bootstrap, he was a good friend, and loyal." Says Jack.
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Question for Jack and Elizabeth. Are you ever going to tell Will about the island thing, or are you just going to let it set? Cause this things have a way of being found out ya know.
Elizabeth turns to make sure that Will isn't looking, she answers once she is satisfied. "He won't find out, and I certainly won't be the one to tell him."
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I got a few questions: Jack-Do you know that you still owe Anamaria a boat? *grins evilly* Anamaria-Wohoo! You've prooved to be my favorite female character! ^.^ -Nacata
Jack crosses his arms. "Yes, I do realize that. I'm sure she won't let me forget it."
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A question for everyone: considering that this is on the internet, you must be in our time period, so you have to know who (my all-time male role model and hero) Weird Al is! Do you like Weird Al? *Glares and thinks: if there is anything but nice about him coming from your mouths I shall set a radioactive hamster from a planet near mars on you*
Everyone exchanges looks of utter bewilderment. But Jack seems to get it, he is doubled up on the floor laughing.
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Hey, I've got another question...
Governor Swann: How come you granted Will clemency and not Jack? If it wasn't for Jack Elizabeth would have been killed.
Governor Swann appears to be very interested in the floor, but he finally answers. "I granted clemency to Will for the sake of my daughter. But I don't have the authority to grant it to Jack, only the Commodore can do that. I would have if I could. After all, he did save my daughter."
(A/N: Well, I got a lot of screams to update, so I did. Hope you like it, keep sending in your questions. But if this story disappears I don't want any of you to be surprised. If someone reports me to the administration, this may be removed, and I will be banned from the website, the administration has already removed my story 'Ask the Fellowship.')
This is for Jack Sparrow (I mean what isn't).
What are all those great little things in your hair and who did it for you (I would be very impressed if a man could do all those fancy things, no offence to boys)? Also how long did it take to grow your beard? Yes I know it's weird but someone had to ask it!
Jack shrugs. "It's not that weird of a question. I have stuff in my hair?" He reaches back and starts feeling his hair, then smiles. "Scarlet did those a while ago." He pulls out a bottle and takes a swig of his rum. "I don't really remember how long it took for me to grow this out. I've never shaved."
****
Commodore, how do you feel about always being villainized in fanfiction? Does it comfort you to know that you have your own Defense League with a bunch of devoted fangirls?
Commodore Norrington thinks for a moment. "Why am I villainized? I have fangirls? That I'm glad for."
****
Here's a question for Commodore Norrington: are you aware that Elizabeth is young enough to be your daughter?
And here's one for Will: did Elizabeth and you grow up together and you eventually developed romantic feeling for her, or...is she really just a Mary-sue, and in that case will you date *me*!?!
Another one for Willy: have you every thought about growing out your hair, dyeing it blond, getting some prosthetic pointy ears, and going off on a quest with two men, a dwarf, four hobbits, and a wizard to destroy a really very pretty gold ring created by a dark lord?
Last one I promise: Governor Swann, who told you that your hair looks good that way?
Commodore Norrington crosses her arms. "Her age doesn't matter. She is a respectable young woman who needs someone like me to care for her properly." He emphasized the word properly and glares at Will.
Will thinks on his question for a moment. "Miss Swann and I did grow up together, but I've always had some feelings for her." He reads the next part of the question and smiles. "What do you look like?" Elizabeth slaps him upside the head and he winces, then reads his last question. "Huh? What?"
Governor Swann looks insulted. "My wig is the highest in fashion." He says.
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Barbossa: What's with the apples? I mean why apples??
Elizabeth: How could you chose Will over Jack??!!
Will: Did you always trust Jack, or was there a time when you thought he was gonna betray you?
Jack: Was it a surprise when Will saved you at the end? And didn't you just want to kill him after he hit you with the oar??!!
Captain Barbossa smiles. "I love apples, do I have to have a reason?"
Elizabeth shrugs. "Because the man I love is Will. Besides, I don't think Jack is one to ever settle down."
Will smiles. "I didn't trust him at first, since he is a pirate. But then I grew to trust him, but then he made me think he was going to betray me. It was all very confusing."
Jack takes another swig of his rum. "It was a bit of a surprise, I thought I was going to die. I was upset when he hit me with that oar. Felt like I had a hangover when I woke up. He also could've ruined everything."
****
So Sparrows: Why do you look so good with kohl under your eyelids? I mean you're a guy and normally I would call a man putting make-up on extremely gay... But, then again you ARE Captain Jack Sparrows and you make it sekzi so who really gives? By the way I love you. (Yours Truly~ DePP-Ly InFaTuaTeD)
Jack smiles, very pleased. "I have no idea why it looks good. But hey, whatever works with the ladies." He winks at DePP-Ly InFaTuaTeD
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This is a question for Will Turner.
If someone offered you a chance to win a large sum of money that would be paid to you in rather large quantities for the rest of your entire life, would you accept the offered opportunity or no and if so what would you do with the money if you won?
Will thinks for a moment. "I would accept it and use it to care for Elizabeth."
****
A question for Jack...
Do you miss Elizabeth and Will, and do you ever get lonely on the sea? Do you ever miss Bootstrap?
Liz
"I do get lonely at times, what do think Tortuga is for? I do miss Bootstrap, he was a good friend, and loyal." Says Jack.
****
Question for Jack and Elizabeth. Are you ever going to tell Will about the island thing, or are you just going to let it set? Cause this things have a way of being found out ya know.
Elizabeth turns to make sure that Will isn't looking, she answers once she is satisfied. "He won't find out, and I certainly won't be the one to tell him."
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I got a few questions: Jack-Do you know that you still owe Anamaria a boat? *grins evilly* Anamaria-Wohoo! You've prooved to be my favorite female character! ^.^ -Nacata
Jack crosses his arms. "Yes, I do realize that. I'm sure she won't let me forget it."
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A question for everyone: considering that this is on the internet, you must be in our time period, so you have to know who (my all-time male role model and hero) Weird Al is! Do you like Weird Al? *Glares and thinks: if there is anything but nice about him coming from your mouths I shall set a radioactive hamster from a planet near mars on you*
Everyone exchanges looks of utter bewilderment. But Jack seems to get it, he is doubled up on the floor laughing.
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Hey, I've got another question...
Governor Swann: How come you granted Will clemency and not Jack? If it wasn't for Jack Elizabeth would have been killed.
Governor Swann appears to be very interested in the floor, but he finally answers. "I granted clemency to Will for the sake of my daughter. But I don't have the authority to grant it to Jack, only the Commodore can do that. I would have if I could. After all, he did save my daughter."
(A/N: Well, I got a lot of screams to update, so I did. Hope you like it, keep sending in your questions. But if this story disappears I don't want any of you to be surprised. If someone reports me to the administration, this may be removed, and I will be banned from the website, the administration has already removed my story 'Ask the Fellowship.')