Chapter 2
"Arf! Woof! Bark!" Joey barked into the wall vent.
"Gyaaaaaa!" Shrieked the insane therapists.
'Heh Heh Dis' is so much fun.' thought Joey.
"Shut up in there!" shouted the official.
"Woof!" barked Joey. "Arf! A...Yip!"Joey whimpered as a big shoe smacked him in the head.
'Stupid officials!' Joey thought.
"Alright Mr. Wheeler," said the official. "We've got another therapist coming in and you won't be able to get one over on this one."
'Yeah right.' Joey thought.
An old man walked in. "Vell Joey Vheeler... Vhat seems to be ze problem?" he asked.
'Are Dese' guys in alliance or somethin'?' Joey thought. 'They ask da same questions and they all talk funny.'
"Arf." barked Joey.
"Ah yes. "Arf" zat's gut." said te therapist. "Any mixed feelings?"
"Arf." Joey barked.
The therapist stood and said "You may come in now."
At that moment Seto Kaiba walked through the door. He looked at Joey and said. "Phido! I've found you! Where've you been all these years."
"Uh, Kaiba... Zat is ze patient." said the therapist.
"Huh? Oh my bad." Kaiba said as he quit smothering Joey in hugs and kisses.
"Note to self." said the therapist. "Set up an appointment for Seto Kaiba."
"He reminds me f my old dog that ran away tears ago." Kaiba explained.
"Now zen. Do you have any idea Vhy Mr. Vheeler could be acting zis vay?" asked the therapist.
"Yes." Kaiba answered.
"Explain," said the therapist.
"Well on Duelist Kingdom he wouldn't quit bugging me." Kaiba began. "So I dueled him and shamed him for losing so bad."
"And how did you pick on him?" asked the therapist.
"I told him to quit his yapping and that he acted like nothing more than a little chiuahua. It was funny, man. I heard that he even had nightmares about it that night." Kaiba explained.
'What is wid' dis.' Joey thought. 'Dis' is my appointment.' Joey crawled over to Kaiba's leg and started chewing and ripping at his pants leg.
"You stupid pooch," Kaiba said as he picked up a 'conveniently placed' newspaper and rolled it up. Kaiba stood and hid it behind his back.
"Grrr..." Joey growled and hunckered back.
"Here pooch," Kaiba said with an eerie fake smile. Kaiba took a step closer. "Yaaaaah!" he yelled as he flung the paper down at Joey.
"SMACK!" It popped Joey right on the head.
"Yip!Yip!Yip!" Joey yelped as he started running. (On all fours)
"Get back here, you mutt" Kaiba yelled and he bagan to chase Joey around in circles, waving the paper around threateningly.
The therapist stood and walked over to the door. He walked out and began talking with the official. "Seto vill you please come over here?" he asked Kaiba.
Joey was hunkered down in a corner, growling as Kaiba slowly got closer with the newspaper held high in the air. He put the paper down.
"Yes sir." Kaiba said innocently.
Joey sat there watching Kaiba and the therapist talk to the official. (This is not to make Joey look gay) He looked at Kaiba's butt.
'Such fine satin pants... Must Rip!' he thought.
Joey ran towards Kaiba and jumped, (at butt level) with his mouth wide open.
"Well, you see," Kaiba started. "I... Ahhhhh! Get it off!!!" he screamed as Joey latched on to his butt. "Get it off!!!"
Kaiba was slapping at Joey's head and running around the room.
"Hey you!" the official satrted.
The therapist put a hand in front of him. He shook his head with a "Just leave it. It's far too sad to comprehend" look on his face. Kaiba grabbed Joey by the scruff of his neck and ripped him off of his butt.
"You... Stupid... piece... of..." Kaiba started.
"Kaiba. Ze appointment iz over." said the therapist. "You may go now."
"The sooner the better," Kaiba said.
"Um... Kaiba..." said the official. "You can put him down now."
Kaiba looked at Joey who was beating at his hand trying to get away. "Oh my bad." Kaiba dropped Joey on his butt and left the room.
"Will you be back tomorrow?" the official asked the thrapist.
"Yes. But vhat have you been feeding Joey?" the therapist asked.
"Fee...ding..., Doh!" said the official in a Homer Simpson kind of way.
"Just fed him something." said the therapist. "I vill be leaving now."
The therapist left and the official rushed to the kitchen and got Joey some gruel. He sat it on the floor and left the room.
He came back five minutes later and found the gruel all over the room and saw Joey growling at a certain strange piece tha was shaped funny.
'Wus' dis' crap he's tryin da feed me!' Joey thought.
"Bark!Bark!Bark!" Joey barked.
'Look out! It's Benji Franklin!' Joey thought gesturing towards the piece of gruel.
"I know what you want." said the official.
* * * * Joey sitting in his padded room happily eating a bowl of Kibbles n' Bits.
"Arf! Woof! Bark!" Joey barked into the wall vent.
"Gyaaaaaa!" Shrieked the insane therapists.
'Heh Heh Dis' is so much fun.' thought Joey.
"Shut up in there!" shouted the official.
"Woof!" barked Joey. "Arf! A...Yip!"Joey whimpered as a big shoe smacked him in the head.
'Stupid officials!' Joey thought.
"Alright Mr. Wheeler," said the official. "We've got another therapist coming in and you won't be able to get one over on this one."
'Yeah right.' Joey thought.
An old man walked in. "Vell Joey Vheeler... Vhat seems to be ze problem?" he asked.
'Are Dese' guys in alliance or somethin'?' Joey thought. 'They ask da same questions and they all talk funny.'
"Arf." barked Joey.
"Ah yes. "Arf" zat's gut." said te therapist. "Any mixed feelings?"
"Arf." Joey barked.
The therapist stood and said "You may come in now."
At that moment Seto Kaiba walked through the door. He looked at Joey and said. "Phido! I've found you! Where've you been all these years."
"Uh, Kaiba... Zat is ze patient." said the therapist.
"Huh? Oh my bad." Kaiba said as he quit smothering Joey in hugs and kisses.
"Note to self." said the therapist. "Set up an appointment for Seto Kaiba."
"He reminds me f my old dog that ran away tears ago." Kaiba explained.
"Now zen. Do you have any idea Vhy Mr. Vheeler could be acting zis vay?" asked the therapist.
"Yes." Kaiba answered.
"Explain," said the therapist.
"Well on Duelist Kingdom he wouldn't quit bugging me." Kaiba began. "So I dueled him and shamed him for losing so bad."
"And how did you pick on him?" asked the therapist.
"I told him to quit his yapping and that he acted like nothing more than a little chiuahua. It was funny, man. I heard that he even had nightmares about it that night." Kaiba explained.
'What is wid' dis.' Joey thought. 'Dis' is my appointment.' Joey crawled over to Kaiba's leg and started chewing and ripping at his pants leg.
"You stupid pooch," Kaiba said as he picked up a 'conveniently placed' newspaper and rolled it up. Kaiba stood and hid it behind his back.
"Grrr..." Joey growled and hunckered back.
"Here pooch," Kaiba said with an eerie fake smile. Kaiba took a step closer. "Yaaaaah!" he yelled as he flung the paper down at Joey.
"SMACK!" It popped Joey right on the head.
"Yip!Yip!Yip!" Joey yelped as he started running. (On all fours)
"Get back here, you mutt" Kaiba yelled and he bagan to chase Joey around in circles, waving the paper around threateningly.
The therapist stood and walked over to the door. He walked out and began talking with the official. "Seto vill you please come over here?" he asked Kaiba.
Joey was hunkered down in a corner, growling as Kaiba slowly got closer with the newspaper held high in the air. He put the paper down.
"Yes sir." Kaiba said innocently.
Joey sat there watching Kaiba and the therapist talk to the official. (This is not to make Joey look gay) He looked at Kaiba's butt.
'Such fine satin pants... Must Rip!' he thought.
Joey ran towards Kaiba and jumped, (at butt level) with his mouth wide open.
"Well, you see," Kaiba started. "I... Ahhhhh! Get it off!!!" he screamed as Joey latched on to his butt. "Get it off!!!"
Kaiba was slapping at Joey's head and running around the room.
"Hey you!" the official satrted.
The therapist put a hand in front of him. He shook his head with a "Just leave it. It's far too sad to comprehend" look on his face. Kaiba grabbed Joey by the scruff of his neck and ripped him off of his butt.
"You... Stupid... piece... of..." Kaiba started.
"Kaiba. Ze appointment iz over." said the therapist. "You may go now."
"The sooner the better," Kaiba said.
"Um... Kaiba..." said the official. "You can put him down now."
Kaiba looked at Joey who was beating at his hand trying to get away. "Oh my bad." Kaiba dropped Joey on his butt and left the room.
"Will you be back tomorrow?" the official asked the thrapist.
"Yes. But vhat have you been feeding Joey?" the therapist asked.
"Fee...ding..., Doh!" said the official in a Homer Simpson kind of way.
"Just fed him something." said the therapist. "I vill be leaving now."
The therapist left and the official rushed to the kitchen and got Joey some gruel. He sat it on the floor and left the room.
He came back five minutes later and found the gruel all over the room and saw Joey growling at a certain strange piece tha was shaped funny.
'Wus' dis' crap he's tryin da feed me!' Joey thought.
"Bark!Bark!Bark!" Joey barked.
'Look out! It's Benji Franklin!' Joey thought gesturing towards the piece of gruel.
"I know what you want." said the official.
* * * * Joey sitting in his padded room happily eating a bowl of Kibbles n' Bits.