SSJHimura: This is my second chapter EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! In my second fanfic EVER!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't it great!
Lady Himura: Someones excited.
PenguinOfEvil: No, it's just the coffee.
Lady Himura: 0_o
SSJHimura: Coffee, coffee, coffee! Must...have...coffee!
PenguinOfEvil: Someone give him decaf, he smells like a sweating dog!
Lady Himura: What does that have to do with anything!?
PenguinOfEvil: I... don't... know!
SSJHimura: Back..coffee..to...coffee...my...more coffee...story! Where's my coffee!
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gasp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sano screamed as the door swung open revealing a tall, dark figure.
"IT"S A GIANT KILLER SQUIRREL!" Sano yelled as he hid himself behind Yahiko's limp body. The tall figure walked into the room, a lightning bolt crashing behind him.
"Please don't kill me! Kill Yahiko, but don't kill me or my high definition man screen t.v. with satelite dish and pizza maker!"Sano yelled as he tossed Yahiko's unconcious body towards the figure, and covered his t.v.
"Stop it you idiot! Did you say pizza maker?" The figure said trying to look over Sano's shoulder.
"HEY keep your eyes away from my t.v.!" Sano yelled at the figure.
"It's me you ignoramous, Hiko Sejiro!" Hiko said annoyed.
"HIKO!? What are you doing here?" Sano asked, confused.
"Well my Mercedes ran out of gas right in front of your dojo. I was taking it for a test drive. I found it in front of my house this morning with a tag that said "I smuggled this from America, illegally! Enjoy!" Hiko said still wondering who could of sent it.
"Gee, go figure! What moron would leave a mercedes on someone elses lawn eh?" Sano laughed nervously, remebering it was he who gave it to him without signing his name on the tag.
"Well come in, I have to bandage Yahiko's sides." Sano said as he got up from the floor. Sano was about to slide the door closed when Hiko yelled, "Hold on!" He took a little tiny remote out of his shirt pocket. He pressed the little button and a *beep, beep* could be heard from outside. "I love that car!" Hiko said to himself as Sano finally closed the door.
After Sano and Hiko watched "manly" t.v. show on the Man screen, Yahiko woke woke up dazed form loss of blood.
"Hey Yahiko, how you feeling?" Sano asked still watching the t.v.
"Well I think my sides are starting to scab over." Yahiko said optomistically.
"Hey Hiko, there is some Extra Virgin Olive oil in the kitchen, why don't you see if that will work for gas." Sano said.
"Hey, great idea!" Hiko said as he happily went to get it. " Well, I'm gonna go try it. Hold on. ................................................................................................... IT WORKS!!! YEEE HAW!!" Yelled Hiko as he drove away like a mad man.
"He's crazy..." Yahiko exclaimed
"Hey look, the home shopping network is on. Let's see what they're selling." Sano said :: he pauses to look at the screen::
( t.v.) "This is SSjHimura with LadyHimura on the home shopping network. Today we're selling a porclain cow! yes, that's right a porclain cow! Act now and we'll through in a free isrish wrist watch (A/N: Say Irish wrist watch three times fast! I bet you can't do it! Go ahead, try!)
"For only 99 easy payments of $99.99, yes only three easy payments, would you be able to refuse that offer Lady Himura?"
"No way! This a once in a life time offer! Call this number below! Yes I mean you!"
"Me?" Sano and Yahiko said out loud
(t.v.) "Yes, I mean you! What are you waiting for Yahiko, call, call!"
Okay, I'll call, tell me the number Sano whie I dial it on this smuggled cell phone." Yahiko said grabbing teh phone.
"Sure, the number is 768-4453 (A/N: If you look at these numbers on the phone, they spell smuggle.)" Sanos said as he read the numbers off the bottom of the screen, below the number a small notice read "$99 calling fee."
(t.v.) "Look Lady himura we have a caller!" SSJHimura said
"Wow! Whose stupid enough to call!....I mean yay a caller!" Lady Himura said
"Yeah, we would like to but three of your porclain cows!" Sano said.
"Three of them! Oh what a moron! .....I mean lucky man to be getting such a rare and valuable item!" SSJHImura said.
"Hey let's take them for what their worth!" Lady Himura whispered into SSJHimura's ear.
"I like the way you think!" SSJ Himura replied.
"Now all we need is your credit card number! Hurry!" SSJHimura screamed cynically.
"Oh no! We need a credit card!" Yahiko yelled.
"Hold on, I'll be right back!" Sano yelled as he ran to Kaoru's room.
He ran to Kaoru's room, looking through her closet, throwing all her kimono's everywhere until he found her money bag. He opened it and found a wallet inside.
"Ohh, platinum!" Sano said as he slipped the card into his pocket.
"What's this?" Sano slowly pulled out a picture inside the wallet. To his surprise, it was a picture of Kenshin. He turned the picture over to find there was writng on the back. It read:
Thanks for last night, see you tonight in the secret room. *wink*
"Kenshin you dog! You're a wild man!" Sano thought to himself.
"Yahiko, I got the credit card!" Sano yelled.
(t.v.)"Hurry our supplies are going fast!" SSJHimura lied through his teeth.
"Nice one SSJHimura!" Lady Himura complimented.
"Yeah, I'm a natural at decieveing pathetic minds like theirs!" SSJHimura laughed.
"Hurry sano, there all most out of supplies!"
TO BE CONTINUED
Will Sano and Yahiko ever get their cow! Did they even have platinum cards back then? Will Kenshin and Kaoru ever get home! Who else will be dropping by the kamiya dojo? Find out next time!! Oh and let's thank lady himura for helping me type this chapter!
Lady Himura: Someones excited.
PenguinOfEvil: No, it's just the coffee.
Lady Himura: 0_o
SSJHimura: Coffee, coffee, coffee! Must...have...coffee!
PenguinOfEvil: Someone give him decaf, he smells like a sweating dog!
Lady Himura: What does that have to do with anything!?
PenguinOfEvil: I... don't... know!
SSJHimura: Back..coffee..to...coffee...my...more coffee...story! Where's my coffee!
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gasp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sano screamed as the door swung open revealing a tall, dark figure.
"IT"S A GIANT KILLER SQUIRREL!" Sano yelled as he hid himself behind Yahiko's limp body. The tall figure walked into the room, a lightning bolt crashing behind him.
"Please don't kill me! Kill Yahiko, but don't kill me or my high definition man screen t.v. with satelite dish and pizza maker!"Sano yelled as he tossed Yahiko's unconcious body towards the figure, and covered his t.v.
"Stop it you idiot! Did you say pizza maker?" The figure said trying to look over Sano's shoulder.
"HEY keep your eyes away from my t.v.!" Sano yelled at the figure.
"It's me you ignoramous, Hiko Sejiro!" Hiko said annoyed.
"HIKO!? What are you doing here?" Sano asked, confused.
"Well my Mercedes ran out of gas right in front of your dojo. I was taking it for a test drive. I found it in front of my house this morning with a tag that said "I smuggled this from America, illegally! Enjoy!" Hiko said still wondering who could of sent it.
"Gee, go figure! What moron would leave a mercedes on someone elses lawn eh?" Sano laughed nervously, remebering it was he who gave it to him without signing his name on the tag.
"Well come in, I have to bandage Yahiko's sides." Sano said as he got up from the floor. Sano was about to slide the door closed when Hiko yelled, "Hold on!" He took a little tiny remote out of his shirt pocket. He pressed the little button and a *beep, beep* could be heard from outside. "I love that car!" Hiko said to himself as Sano finally closed the door.
After Sano and Hiko watched "manly" t.v. show on the Man screen, Yahiko woke woke up dazed form loss of blood.
"Hey Yahiko, how you feeling?" Sano asked still watching the t.v.
"Well I think my sides are starting to scab over." Yahiko said optomistically.
"Hey Hiko, there is some Extra Virgin Olive oil in the kitchen, why don't you see if that will work for gas." Sano said.
"Hey, great idea!" Hiko said as he happily went to get it. " Well, I'm gonna go try it. Hold on. ................................................................................................... IT WORKS!!! YEEE HAW!!" Yelled Hiko as he drove away like a mad man.
"He's crazy..." Yahiko exclaimed
"Hey look, the home shopping network is on. Let's see what they're selling." Sano said :: he pauses to look at the screen::
( t.v.) "This is SSjHimura with LadyHimura on the home shopping network. Today we're selling a porclain cow! yes, that's right a porclain cow! Act now and we'll through in a free isrish wrist watch (A/N: Say Irish wrist watch three times fast! I bet you can't do it! Go ahead, try!)
"For only 99 easy payments of $99.99, yes only three easy payments, would you be able to refuse that offer Lady Himura?"
"No way! This a once in a life time offer! Call this number below! Yes I mean you!"
"Me?" Sano and Yahiko said out loud
(t.v.) "Yes, I mean you! What are you waiting for Yahiko, call, call!"
Okay, I'll call, tell me the number Sano whie I dial it on this smuggled cell phone." Yahiko said grabbing teh phone.
"Sure, the number is 768-4453 (A/N: If you look at these numbers on the phone, they spell smuggle.)" Sanos said as he read the numbers off the bottom of the screen, below the number a small notice read "$99 calling fee."
(t.v.) "Look Lady himura we have a caller!" SSJHimura said
"Wow! Whose stupid enough to call!....I mean yay a caller!" Lady Himura said
"Yeah, we would like to but three of your porclain cows!" Sano said.
"Three of them! Oh what a moron! .....I mean lucky man to be getting such a rare and valuable item!" SSJHImura said.
"Hey let's take them for what their worth!" Lady Himura whispered into SSJHimura's ear.
"I like the way you think!" SSJ Himura replied.
"Now all we need is your credit card number! Hurry!" SSJHimura screamed cynically.
"Oh no! We need a credit card!" Yahiko yelled.
"Hold on, I'll be right back!" Sano yelled as he ran to Kaoru's room.
He ran to Kaoru's room, looking through her closet, throwing all her kimono's everywhere until he found her money bag. He opened it and found a wallet inside.
"Ohh, platinum!" Sano said as he slipped the card into his pocket.
"What's this?" Sano slowly pulled out a picture inside the wallet. To his surprise, it was a picture of Kenshin. He turned the picture over to find there was writng on the back. It read:
Thanks for last night, see you tonight in the secret room. *wink*
"Kenshin you dog! You're a wild man!" Sano thought to himself.
"Yahiko, I got the credit card!" Sano yelled.
(t.v.)"Hurry our supplies are going fast!" SSJHimura lied through his teeth.
"Nice one SSJHimura!" Lady Himura complimented.
"Yeah, I'm a natural at decieveing pathetic minds like theirs!" SSJHimura laughed.
"Hurry sano, there all most out of supplies!"
TO BE CONTINUED
Will Sano and Yahiko ever get their cow! Did they even have platinum cards back then? Will Kenshin and Kaoru ever get home! Who else will be dropping by the kamiya dojo? Find out next time!! Oh and let's thank lady himura for helping me type this chapter!