Disclaimer- I wish I owned the things in this story but I don't, except me,
I own me!
Or do I?
Alex dashes this way and that, making his way through the crowd
shouting,
Alex- Shinobu!!
He sighs as he still fails to find her, at which point he sees
something odd, in the back of the audience is a large black
monster, and it looked like it was drooling.
Alex- (walks up to drooling monster) hey have you seen this
girl? (Holds up Shinobu's picture.)
Monster smiles evilly and lifts his tail; Shinobu is wrapped in
it, and out cold.
Alex- SHINOBU!!
Monster- I am the lust monster, created by ever sad loser who
has ever jacked off to visions or porn photos of anime
characters, I now take this virgin as a sacrifice, to keep me
from destroying every anime in the universe, so there! (Sticks
tongue out at Alex.)
Alex growls and pulls on a zipper that appears to his left. The
zipper reveals a plot hole, and from this Alex draws a katana.
Alex- oh you are such toast, I'm the author of this here fic and
whatever I want to die, DIES!
Alex charges the monster, which nimbly dodges and disappears
into the crowd as a black puddle.
Monster- Don't worry, I'll get her friends to keep her company!
Alex- shit, gotta warn the others, but how to get back to them?
Looks over the sea of anime characters, getting disgruntled at
the fact that the music has stopped.
Alex- That's it!
Back stage the gang is getting worried.
Keitaro- look, I know the list says that Al's number is up next,
but we can't send him because he's not here, so we must, forget
about the list!!
Everyone- GASP!!!
Kitsune- We can't do that, the list is law, without law there is
chaos!
Keitaro- We must, now, can anyone go on now?
Mutsumi- (dressed in jeans, a leather jacket, sunglasses, and a
flag print bandanna) Ara, ara, I can go kei kun.
Everyone looks at her doubtfully until,
Haruka- why not.
Everyone- GASP! Haruka hath spoken, it must be wise and the
right thing to do, Haruka is never wrong.
Haruka- Shut up and get mutsumi out there.
Mutsumi walks out on stage with a guitar in her hand.
Mutsumi- Hello all you happy people.
Faye Valentine- Girl, none of the guys are gonna be happy till
they see some tits.
Mutsumi- is that why everyone around you are so happy Faye chan?
Faye- HEY, shut up, and don't call me that, I'm older then you.
Mutsumi smiles- ok, I saw this on TV once and I wanted to do it,
so here go's.
Mutsumi then plays the national anthem on her guitar, with the
speaker cranked up and fireworks exploding as she hits the last
note, at which point she smashes the guitar and screams,
Mutsumi- GOOD NIGHT HINITA!!!!
She then walks off stage leavening the crowd stunned into
silence, everyone of them with a sweat drop and no facial
features other then their budging eyes.
Backstage-
Hatani and Shiri- HOLY HELL!
Kitsune- THAT WAS SOO COOL MUTSUMI!!!!
Many pats on the back and compliments are made, before they
realize, she's passed out again.
Alex flies backstage and crashes into a wall, bleeding and
bashed.
Naru- Oh my god, what happened to you?
Alex- Ow, I kinda asked the crowed to pass me up to the front,
and everything went smoothly, until I flew towards ms. Karu,
then kenshin smashed me with his reversed blade and then I ended
up back here.
Sarah- well good for you, YOUR ON NOW!!! (she shoves him on
stage)
Alex- OO*
OK ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to sing a little song that I
think really seems like the background music to my life before I
met my friends at hinita house.
The music starts-
I've seen better days, by eagle eyed cherry (I think)
Alex- (listens to the beat and then says into his mic)
And it go's a little something like this!
In my shoes my toes are busted,
My kitchen says my bread is molded,
I gotta good job, at the dollar store!
One foot in the hole one foot in deeper,
With a, broken heel and a blown out sneaker,
And I ain't got much else to looooose.
I'm baded,
Flat busted,
Been jaded
I been dusted,
I know that I've seen better days.
One foot in the hole one foot getten deeper,
Crank it to eleven, blow another speaker,
I aint got, I ain't got much to loooose.
Cause I've seen better days!
Been the star of many plays,
I've seen better days,
And the bottom drops out!
(Moment of music where Alex dances.)
Now my cups filled up with fine drunk wine,
I find myself here, all the time,
Another rip in the glass another chip in my tooth,
Rain don't stoppen,
Pain don't fronten,
And now I'm steppen on all the cracks so I guess it ain't no use,
Cause I've seen better days,
I been the star of many plays,
I've seen better days,
And the bottom drops out.
Cause I've seen better days,
I been the star of many plays,
I've seen better days,
And the bottom drops out.
Some guitar music played by Alex, as he smiles and winks at a girl.
She blushes and faints.
I'm bent like glass,
Second hand like fury,
Missed the bus but I'm in no hurry,
Molasses fast not business bond,
One foot in the hole one foot in deeper,
With a, broken heel and a blown out sneaker,
And I ain't got much else to looooose
Cause I've seen better days,
I been the star of many plays,
I've seen better days,
And the bottom drops out.
Cause I've seen better days,
I been the star of many plays,
I've seen better days,
And the bottom drops out. Finish's up with a bitchen gitar solo, and cheers, Running off stage as the audience throws more money, which is swept up by Ed with a broom.
Alex- ok guys, we have a minute, so I have to tell you what happened to shinobu.
Well that was fun wasn't it? Well this is the last you'll see of me for a week most likely, hopefully I'll do more for this later.
Ok R&R, and go read Wandering hearts, also by me. READ IT, I'll melt your head. I can do it you know. Hold still, I'll set your hair on fire using my mind. ... HAH, told you I could, now go, READ!!!!
Or do I?
Alex dashes this way and that, making his way through the crowd
shouting,
Alex- Shinobu!!
He sighs as he still fails to find her, at which point he sees
something odd, in the back of the audience is a large black
monster, and it looked like it was drooling.
Alex- (walks up to drooling monster) hey have you seen this
girl? (Holds up Shinobu's picture.)
Monster smiles evilly and lifts his tail; Shinobu is wrapped in
it, and out cold.
Alex- SHINOBU!!
Monster- I am the lust monster, created by ever sad loser who
has ever jacked off to visions or porn photos of anime
characters, I now take this virgin as a sacrifice, to keep me
from destroying every anime in the universe, so there! (Sticks
tongue out at Alex.)
Alex growls and pulls on a zipper that appears to his left. The
zipper reveals a plot hole, and from this Alex draws a katana.
Alex- oh you are such toast, I'm the author of this here fic and
whatever I want to die, DIES!
Alex charges the monster, which nimbly dodges and disappears
into the crowd as a black puddle.
Monster- Don't worry, I'll get her friends to keep her company!
Alex- shit, gotta warn the others, but how to get back to them?
Looks over the sea of anime characters, getting disgruntled at
the fact that the music has stopped.
Alex- That's it!
Back stage the gang is getting worried.
Keitaro- look, I know the list says that Al's number is up next,
but we can't send him because he's not here, so we must, forget
about the list!!
Everyone- GASP!!!
Kitsune- We can't do that, the list is law, without law there is
chaos!
Keitaro- We must, now, can anyone go on now?
Mutsumi- (dressed in jeans, a leather jacket, sunglasses, and a
flag print bandanna) Ara, ara, I can go kei kun.
Everyone looks at her doubtfully until,
Haruka- why not.
Everyone- GASP! Haruka hath spoken, it must be wise and the
right thing to do, Haruka is never wrong.
Haruka- Shut up and get mutsumi out there.
Mutsumi walks out on stage with a guitar in her hand.
Mutsumi- Hello all you happy people.
Faye Valentine- Girl, none of the guys are gonna be happy till
they see some tits.
Mutsumi- is that why everyone around you are so happy Faye chan?
Faye- HEY, shut up, and don't call me that, I'm older then you.
Mutsumi smiles- ok, I saw this on TV once and I wanted to do it,
so here go's.
Mutsumi then plays the national anthem on her guitar, with the
speaker cranked up and fireworks exploding as she hits the last
note, at which point she smashes the guitar and screams,
Mutsumi- GOOD NIGHT HINITA!!!!
She then walks off stage leavening the crowd stunned into
silence, everyone of them with a sweat drop and no facial
features other then their budging eyes.
Backstage-
Hatani and Shiri- HOLY HELL!
Kitsune- THAT WAS SOO COOL MUTSUMI!!!!
Many pats on the back and compliments are made, before they
realize, she's passed out again.
Alex flies backstage and crashes into a wall, bleeding and
bashed.
Naru- Oh my god, what happened to you?
Alex- Ow, I kinda asked the crowed to pass me up to the front,
and everything went smoothly, until I flew towards ms. Karu,
then kenshin smashed me with his reversed blade and then I ended
up back here.
Sarah- well good for you, YOUR ON NOW!!! (she shoves him on
stage)
Alex- OO*
OK ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to sing a little song that I
think really seems like the background music to my life before I
met my friends at hinita house.
The music starts-
I've seen better days, by eagle eyed cherry (I think)
Alex- (listens to the beat and then says into his mic)
And it go's a little something like this!
In my shoes my toes are busted,
My kitchen says my bread is molded,
I gotta good job, at the dollar store!
One foot in the hole one foot in deeper,
With a, broken heel and a blown out sneaker,
And I ain't got much else to looooose.
I'm baded,
Flat busted,
Been jaded
I been dusted,
I know that I've seen better days.
One foot in the hole one foot getten deeper,
Crank it to eleven, blow another speaker,
I aint got, I ain't got much to loooose.
Cause I've seen better days!
Been the star of many plays,
I've seen better days,
And the bottom drops out!
(Moment of music where Alex dances.)
Now my cups filled up with fine drunk wine,
I find myself here, all the time,
Another rip in the glass another chip in my tooth,
Rain don't stoppen,
Pain don't fronten,
And now I'm steppen on all the cracks so I guess it ain't no use,
Cause I've seen better days,
I been the star of many plays,
I've seen better days,
And the bottom drops out.
Cause I've seen better days,
I been the star of many plays,
I've seen better days,
And the bottom drops out.
Some guitar music played by Alex, as he smiles and winks at a girl.
She blushes and faints.
I'm bent like glass,
Second hand like fury,
Missed the bus but I'm in no hurry,
Molasses fast not business bond,
One foot in the hole one foot in deeper,
With a, broken heel and a blown out sneaker,
And I ain't got much else to looooose
Cause I've seen better days,
I been the star of many plays,
I've seen better days,
And the bottom drops out.
Cause I've seen better days,
I been the star of many plays,
I've seen better days,
And the bottom drops out. Finish's up with a bitchen gitar solo, and cheers, Running off stage as the audience throws more money, which is swept up by Ed with a broom.
Alex- ok guys, we have a minute, so I have to tell you what happened to shinobu.
Well that was fun wasn't it? Well this is the last you'll see of me for a week most likely, hopefully I'll do more for this later.
Ok R&R, and go read Wandering hearts, also by me. READ IT, I'll melt your head. I can do it you know. Hold still, I'll set your hair on fire using my mind. ... HAH, told you I could, now go, READ!!!!