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Alex- so that's the deal, Shinobu is kidnapped by an evil lust monster and we have to save her, any questions?
(Su raises hand)
Alex- yes Su?
kitsune- Can Sarah and I do our song now?
Alex- fine, sure, and after her, Naru can you be ready?
Naru- count on it.
Alex- ok, the rest of us need to look for that monster, and when kitsune and Sarah are done, Seta, Haruka, can you too go then?
Seta- sure!
Haruka- Why are we takeing orders from someone younger then us?
Seta- he's the aut* OW!
(Seta is cut off as Sarah and Alex smack him.)
Alex- right team, CHARGE!
(everyone leaves as Sarah explains to her father)
Sarah- popa I told you, no one else can know that this is a fanfic, bad things will happen, remember?
Seta- Right, sorry, I'll remember this time.
kitsune- go intro us Al!
(Al is shoved on stage to appluse)
Al- oh hey folks, err, sorry for the delay, but now lets keep the party going!
(cheering happens)
Al- and now, Kitsune and Sarah!!!!
(Kitsune and Sarah jog out on stage, dressed punk)
We like the cars that go boom, (by Le Tigre)
Kitsune- So many kinds where can we start?
Sarah- We like them dumb and we like them smart.
Kitsune- I like the ones with the pretty eyes! (makes a cutie face)
Sarah- well I like, all kinds of guys!
Kitsune- Stop!
Sarah- what happened?
Kitsune- how but the ones we especially like?
Sarah- which ones?
Kitsune- you know, the ones with the cars that go.
(she raises her hands as the jumbo speakers on stage issue a loud base BOOM! As they will whenever the word boom is mentioned)
Sarah- I hear ya, Hit it!
(the music plays)
Sarah- It was me an da posse with KitsunE we were crusing in the jag for the lamburginis when low and and behold, there appeared a marige, he was hooking up a car in his daddy garage! We stopped short, did a double take, he was looking so fine I thought I wasn't awake. He was obuously hooking up bass I assume until he turned the little button and the car went BOOM.
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, We're,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, We're,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
Kitsune- We like them short and we like them tall!
Sarah- We like them one and we like them all!
Kitsune- Their always adding speakers when they find the room,
Sarah- Cause they know we love the guys with the cars that go boom!
(a picture of Hatani appears behind Kitsune)
Kitsune- And see my boyfriend really knows where it's at, He's got fifty inch woofers all along the back, He makes a comment on going to my room, But I'd rather stay out in his car that go's boom!
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, Were,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, Were,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
Sarah- Now if your car ain't got it go out and get it!
Kitsune- We like the Boom and don't you forget it!
Sarah- so turn down the treble and front your BASS!
Kitsune- So your car can be heard almost anyplace!
Sarah- cause when your in the streets you can't go far,
Kitsune- Without hearing the boom pouring out your car!
Sarah- So if your speakers weak then please turn it off,
Kitsune- cause we like the cars that sound so tough!
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, Were,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, Were,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
(the music fades off with the girls saying things like "beep your horny horn, and dancing and clapping)
Backstage-
Alex- ok, any sign of her?
Naru- nope, but I've gotta go on stage, don't worry Al, The force field will keep him from getting away.
Alex- ok, her girls, how'd it go?
(kitsune and sarah trot up)
Kitsune- Great, the crowd loves me!
Sarah- I love that song, reminds me of being back in the states.
Al- ok, you two go search, Naru you ready?
Naru- Bring it on!
(Al runs out onto the stage)
in the crowd-
(keitaro is out searching with motoko in the crowd)
Keitaro- how will we find Shinobu in this mess?
Motoko- I can't detect him because far too many evil people are attending this concert, BAH, Rush if you had just refused to allow the villins to come as well!!
Keitaro- Chill out motoko, just keep looking, how hard can it be to find a big black monster holding an indigo haired girl?
Motoko- right.
(Vash the stampeed from Trigun looks at them as they pass)
Vash- pardon me, but aren't you two Shinobu's friends?
Keitaro- why yes, yes we are, have you seen her?
Vash- why she's right here.
(Vash steps aside to reveal Shinobu tied up behind him, and gaged)
Kei and Motoko- Shinobu!!
(kei runs over and takes off the gag)
Shinobu- Sempa it's a trap!
(Vash grabs Motoko and kisses her on the lips)
Keitaro- what the hell are you doing?
(motoko struggles and then passes out)
(vash falls to his knees and pukes up a black puddle, which wraps around Shinobu and Motoko)
Lust monster- HAHA, Fool! I possessing that simpleton was perfect, now I will get the others the same way, by possessing you!!
(blob flys at keitaro)
Keitaro- AHHHHHHHH
BANG!
(The blob screams and shoots off, takeing Shinobu and motoko with it)
(vash lowers his gun and helps keitaro to his feet)
Keitaro- Tha. thanks
Vash- No problem, I'm the one sorry for doing what I did.
Keitaro- you couldn't help it, no sweat.
Vash- Ok, but I'll help you look for them, to make up for it.
Keitaro- cool, I've got the 600,000,000 million double dollar man on my side.
On stage-
Al- ok folks, having fun? Well here's a little number by our devine diva, Naru!!
(Naru walks on to cheers)
I'm a bitch (by, I don't know who)
(a screen drops down and shows Naru and keitaro, the scenes change to show NAru as the things she describes while shes with keitaro)
Naru- I hate the world today, Your so good to me I know that I can't change, Try to tell you but you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath Innocent and sweet. Yesterday I cried, You musta been releved to see the softer side. I can understand how you'd be so confused, I don't envy you, I'm a little bit of everything, All rolled into one, I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed, I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between, You know you wouldn't want it any other way!
So take me as I am, That might have to mean you'll be a stronger man, Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous, And I'm going to extremes, Tomarrow I will change, And today wont mean a thing! I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed, I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between, You know you wouldn't want it any other way!
(kick arse gitar solo)
Just when you think you got me figure out, The seasons already change'n. I think it's cool, ya do what you do, And don't try to save me! I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed, I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between, You know you wouldn't want it any other way! I'm a bitch, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees, When ya hurt, When you suffer, I'm your angel undercover, You know I wouldn't want it any other way!
(music fades off as she plays on the gitar her last notes)
AN/ ok folks, another fun chapter, please R&R, I'm a compliment pig.
Alex- so that's the deal, Shinobu is kidnapped by an evil lust monster and we have to save her, any questions?
(Su raises hand)
Alex- yes Su?
kitsune- Can Sarah and I do our song now?
Alex- fine, sure, and after her, Naru can you be ready?
Naru- count on it.
Alex- ok, the rest of us need to look for that monster, and when kitsune and Sarah are done, Seta, Haruka, can you too go then?
Seta- sure!
Haruka- Why are we takeing orders from someone younger then us?
Seta- he's the aut* OW!
(Seta is cut off as Sarah and Alex smack him.)
Alex- right team, CHARGE!
(everyone leaves as Sarah explains to her father)
Sarah- popa I told you, no one else can know that this is a fanfic, bad things will happen, remember?
Seta- Right, sorry, I'll remember this time.
kitsune- go intro us Al!
(Al is shoved on stage to appluse)
Al- oh hey folks, err, sorry for the delay, but now lets keep the party going!
(cheering happens)
Al- and now, Kitsune and Sarah!!!!
(Kitsune and Sarah jog out on stage, dressed punk)
We like the cars that go boom, (by Le Tigre)
Kitsune- So many kinds where can we start?
Sarah- We like them dumb and we like them smart.
Kitsune- I like the ones with the pretty eyes! (makes a cutie face)
Sarah- well I like, all kinds of guys!
Kitsune- Stop!
Sarah- what happened?
Kitsune- how but the ones we especially like?
Sarah- which ones?
Kitsune- you know, the ones with the cars that go.
(she raises her hands as the jumbo speakers on stage issue a loud base BOOM! As they will whenever the word boom is mentioned)
Sarah- I hear ya, Hit it!
(the music plays)
Sarah- It was me an da posse with KitsunE we were crusing in the jag for the lamburginis when low and and behold, there appeared a marige, he was hooking up a car in his daddy garage! We stopped short, did a double take, he was looking so fine I thought I wasn't awake. He was obuously hooking up bass I assume until he turned the little button and the car went BOOM.
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, We're,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, We're,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
Kitsune- We like them short and we like them tall!
Sarah- We like them one and we like them all!
Kitsune- Their always adding speakers when they find the room,
Sarah- Cause they know we love the guys with the cars that go boom!
(a picture of Hatani appears behind Kitsune)
Kitsune- And see my boyfriend really knows where it's at, He's got fifty inch woofers all along the back, He makes a comment on going to my room, But I'd rather stay out in his car that go's boom!
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, Were,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, Were,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
Sarah- Now if your car ain't got it go out and get it!
Kitsune- We like the Boom and don't you forget it!
Sarah- so turn down the treble and front your BASS!
Kitsune- So your car can be heard almost anyplace!
Sarah- cause when your in the streets you can't go far,
Kitsune- Without hearing the boom pouring out your car!
Sarah- So if your speakers weak then please turn it off,
Kitsune- cause we like the cars that sound so tough!
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, Were,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
Both- We like the cars, the cars that go boom, Were,
Sarah- Sarah,
Kitsune- And kitsune,
Both- And we like the boom!
(the music fades off with the girls saying things like "beep your horny horn, and dancing and clapping)
Backstage-
Alex- ok, any sign of her?
Naru- nope, but I've gotta go on stage, don't worry Al, The force field will keep him from getting away.
Alex- ok, her girls, how'd it go?
(kitsune and sarah trot up)
Kitsune- Great, the crowd loves me!
Sarah- I love that song, reminds me of being back in the states.
Al- ok, you two go search, Naru you ready?
Naru- Bring it on!
(Al runs out onto the stage)
in the crowd-
(keitaro is out searching with motoko in the crowd)
Keitaro- how will we find Shinobu in this mess?
Motoko- I can't detect him because far too many evil people are attending this concert, BAH, Rush if you had just refused to allow the villins to come as well!!
Keitaro- Chill out motoko, just keep looking, how hard can it be to find a big black monster holding an indigo haired girl?
Motoko- right.
(Vash the stampeed from Trigun looks at them as they pass)
Vash- pardon me, but aren't you two Shinobu's friends?
Keitaro- why yes, yes we are, have you seen her?
Vash- why she's right here.
(Vash steps aside to reveal Shinobu tied up behind him, and gaged)
Kei and Motoko- Shinobu!!
(kei runs over and takes off the gag)
Shinobu- Sempa it's a trap!
(Vash grabs Motoko and kisses her on the lips)
Keitaro- what the hell are you doing?
(motoko struggles and then passes out)
(vash falls to his knees and pukes up a black puddle, which wraps around Shinobu and Motoko)
Lust monster- HAHA, Fool! I possessing that simpleton was perfect, now I will get the others the same way, by possessing you!!
(blob flys at keitaro)
Keitaro- AHHHHHHHH
BANG!
(The blob screams and shoots off, takeing Shinobu and motoko with it)
(vash lowers his gun and helps keitaro to his feet)
Keitaro- Tha. thanks
Vash- No problem, I'm the one sorry for doing what I did.
Keitaro- you couldn't help it, no sweat.
Vash- Ok, but I'll help you look for them, to make up for it.
Keitaro- cool, I've got the 600,000,000 million double dollar man on my side.
On stage-
Al- ok folks, having fun? Well here's a little number by our devine diva, Naru!!
(Naru walks on to cheers)
I'm a bitch (by, I don't know who)
(a screen drops down and shows Naru and keitaro, the scenes change to show NAru as the things she describes while shes with keitaro)
Naru- I hate the world today, Your so good to me I know that I can't change, Try to tell you but you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath Innocent and sweet. Yesterday I cried, You musta been releved to see the softer side. I can understand how you'd be so confused, I don't envy you, I'm a little bit of everything, All rolled into one, I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed, I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between, You know you wouldn't want it any other way!
So take me as I am, That might have to mean you'll be a stronger man, Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous, And I'm going to extremes, Tomarrow I will change, And today wont mean a thing! I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed, I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between, You know you wouldn't want it any other way!
(kick arse gitar solo)
Just when you think you got me figure out, The seasons already change'n. I think it's cool, ya do what you do, And don't try to save me! I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed, I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between, You know you wouldn't want it any other way! I'm a bitch, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees, When ya hurt, When you suffer, I'm your angel undercover, You know I wouldn't want it any other way!
(music fades off as she plays on the gitar her last notes)
AN/ ok folks, another fun chapter, please R&R, I'm a compliment pig.