Disclaimer-I'm just here to say,
(Music starts to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)
Oh I don't own love hina no I don't!
No I don't own love hina no I don't!
Nor do I own these songs,
Or anything but myself,
No I don't own love hina no I don't!
(Bows to the silence of his near non-existent audience.)
AN- hey how ya'll doing. BAH! I'm letting my country accent get to me! (Slaps self) Ok hi, welcome to the next chapter in my story. (Turns Tama-Chan) Al- Where do we stand?
Tama- Well Motoko and Shinobu are captured by the lust monster, a beast spawned by the perverted energy of drooling hentai every where. Su and Sarah just tricked the lust monster into thinking Haitani and Shiri are them, and now the boys must perform in front of the audience, in drag. So now, while the rest of the gang are out in the audience searching for the lust monster, it, disguised as Motoko is attacking Haitani and Shiri who are singing, and Keitaro and you must save them.
Al- oh ok, that's easy..wait a minute, you can speak?
Tama- Myuh?
Al-..00* ( aweatdrop
Tama- Myuh! nn* (um..go on then, start the fic)
Al-.err.alright, sure, why not, heh heh.
Al- aw man, what do we do now?
Keitaro- How should I know?
Lust monster/motoko- come here Su, Sarah, I just want to play! (has demonic evil look)
Al- (grabs his FLCL style guitar and fiddles with a knob, then tosses kei some spoons) You know how to play those?
Keitaro- Play them? I barely know how to eat with them, I use chopsticks!
AL- just let the moment take you, then you'll know how to play, let's go!
(Al drags Keitaro onstage with Haitani and Shiri)
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
On the Dr. Demento CD
(Al plays his guitar and it sounds like a banjo) (kei suddenly, through the power of music, knows how to play the spoons)
Haitani-oh me oh my oh you, whatever shall we do?
Shiri- Halleluiah, the question is peculiar.
Haitani- I'd give a lotta dough, if only I could know,
The answer to my question is it yes or is it no?
Shiri-Does your chewing gum loose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Haitani- If your mother says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite?
(motoko comes charging out at H and S)
Shiri- Can ya catch it on your tonsils can you heave it left and right? (Al smacks Motoko with his guitar sending her stage left then runs and hits
her off stage right) Haitani- does your chewing gum loose its flavor, on the bedpost overnight?
(Al is dressed like a minister and Keitaro in a tux, Naru in a wedding
dress, with Su holding the back of it and Sarah throwing flowers)
Haitani- here comes the blushing bride; the groom is by her side.
Shiri- up to the alter, just as steady as the Gibraltar
(kei gets a ring from tama, the best man)
Haitani- now the groom has got the ring
(it's a whopper of a diamond)
Shiri- and it's such a pretty thing
(keitaro turns to Naru, this whole scene seems like a dream come true to
him)
Haitani- but as he slips it on her finger the choir begins to sing.
Al, Haitani, shiri, su, sarah, and naru-
Does your, chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bed post overnight?
(kei goes off to a corner of the stage to cry about his fantasy being
shattered)
If your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?
(motoko attacks again)
Can you catch it on your tousles and a heave it left and right?
(Al and Sarah hit her left, and Naru and Su send her right)
All- does your chewing gum loose it's flavor, on de bedpost overnight?
Haitani- now the nation rises as one, to find out once and all.
(a backdrop of the Whitehouse drops and suddenly Al is in a suit and George
bush mask
surrounded by the others, dressed as a press conference.)
Shiri- uuuuuuup to the white house, yes the nation full of might house, yes
the nations only bright house.
Haitani- to voice there discontents, unto the president, upon the burning
question wot has swept this content.
Su- if tin whistles are made of tin, what do the make fog horns out of?
Sarah- BOOM BOOM
(the bass causes the stage to shake, a remnant of the last song Sarah sang
in)
All- does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils?
(motoko makes her last attempt to attack)
and heave it left and right?
(Al and Sarah hit her left, and Naru and Su send her right.again)
does your chewing gum loose it's flavor, on the bedpost overnight,
Haitani and shiri- on the bed post, oooooover,
(al hops over to kei)
Alex- you want naru to hold you hug you and a kiss you every night?
Kei-every MondayTuesdaywedsdayThursdayFridaysaterday night!
Haitani and shiri- on the beeeeed post, oooooover,
Su- A dollar is a dollar and a dime is a dime,
Sarah- they'd sing another chorus but they haven't got the time!
Haitani and shiri- on the beeeeed post, oooooover,
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(There is much cheering and the group trots off stage after they bow.)
Al- ok guys, good going, but we have to be careful; we don't want to fall
into a trap and loose Naru, Su and Sarah too.
(they all look to the girls, who have been replaced by cheap dummies with
button eyes and bad stitching)
All- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kitsune and mutsumi and haruka and seta are all sitting at the bar down in the crowd, completely smashed.
Seta- is it our turn now my lovely? Haruka- (not too smashed, just blushingly drunk) yes, but stop talking to that wooden statue of a duck and get over here you twit!
(the pair leave and kitsune and mutsumi begin to look at each other really funny) Kitsune- ya know turtle babe, your kinda cute when I'm drunk.
Mutsumi- the more I drink the more you look like Kei-kun.
(after a moment of staring into each others eyes, the lunge at each other, making out like rabid teens on prom night)
HOLD IT!!!!! (into the room walk three monkeys, one with his hands over his eyes, one with his hands over his ears, and one with his hands over his mouth. each in a suit)
(the bartender, who is a tall fat man wiping out a dirty glass gasps)
Bartender- sensor monkeys!
Sensor monkeys- we cannot allow this to go any further unless Alex wishes to up the PG13 rating on this fic, if he doesn't he will be suspended from writing until.
(Kitsune throws a banana into a box, the monkeys run after it, and she closes the box and hammers it shut. Mutsumi then calls the mailman, and they send the box to para para, whatever the heck it's called)
(drunken snogging then commences, knowing all too well they won't remember it later.) (the barkeep begins tapeing it, to sell on the internet later.)
(Seta and Haruka walk out, seta with a guitar, Al with his guitar set to play keyboard music and tama on drums)
Kid rocks- cocky
Seta- (playing slowly) living my life in a slow hell,
Different girl every night at the hotel,
I aint seen the sunshine in three damn days.
Been fueling up on cocaine and whisky,
Wish I had a good girl to miss me,
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways.
I put your picture away,
Sat down and cried today,
I can't look at you while I'm lying, next to her.
I put your picture away,
Sat down and cried today,
I can't look at you while I'm lying, next to her.
Al and tama- oooooooooo
Haruka- I called you last night in the hotel,
Everyone knows but they won't tell
But their half hearted smiles tell me, something just ain't right.
been wait on you for a long time,
fueling up on heart aches and cheap wine,
I ain't heard from you in three damn nights!
I put your picture away,
I dunno where you been,
I can't look at you while I'm lieing, next to him.
(another seta guitar solo cause he's cool and can do that)
Haruka- I saw you yesterday with an old friend,
Seta- it was the same ole same how have you been
Both- since you've been gone my worlds been, dark and gray.
Seta- you reminded me of brighter days,
Haruka- I hoped you we're coming home to stay,
I was headed to church,
Seta- (grabs mic passionately) I WAS OFF TO DRINK YOU AWAY!
Both- I thought about you for a long time,
Can't seem to get you off my mind,
I can't understand why we're living life this way.
I found your picture today,
I sware I'll change my ways,
I just called to say I want you, to come back home.
I found your picture today,
I sware I'll change my ways,
I just called to say I want you, to come back home.
I just called to say I love you, come back home.
(the crowd goes nuts as this duet concludes)
Backstage-
Keitaro- That's it! We get seta and haruka to fight the beast, those two can whup anything!
Al- alright! Good plan, lets get seta!
(the two go on stage)
(a dragonite flies onto stage and hands seta a letter)
seta- hmmm? What's this? Ah I see, apparently a major breakthrough has been made on the turtle civilization mysteries, I must go.
Haruka- um.seta? The big force field thing should stop.
(seta hops in his van and shoots off, blowing a hole through the shield and shooting off into the sunset.)
haruka- never mind. uu*
Al- well at least we still have haruka.
(haruka reaches for her cigs, only to find she's out. Her eyes go wide as she realizes that she has no more, their all at home!!!)
(she then spots a trap door opening; a black demonic claw holds a box of cigarettes out of it)
haruka- MINE!!! (leaps passionatly onto the hand, which pulls her in and shuts the door)
Al and keitaro- (wide eyed, they walk back stage, sit down, and cry anime style)
Al- what are we gonna do now? All we have left is mutsumi and kitsune and knowing them their drunk off their asses!
Keitaro- well we still have haitani and shiri, and.oh no.no one, he has all the other girls!!
(haitani and shiri enter holding kitsune and mutsumi, though as they enter, shiri's hand slips and hits mutsumi's breast, causing him to nosebleed and pass out)
haitani- we found these two hammered at the open bar, any surprise?
Al- ok, we still have two girls, so now the lust monster comes to us, right?
Keitaro- (nods, then looks freaked) yes, yes, HEY WAIT! What good will that do? He'll kill us!!!!
(shiri begins to wake up)
Al- true, um.we should do another song or something, we need to keep the crowd happy right?
Keitaro- right, I'll go tell Ed to put another video on/
ED on the intercom- Ed has already down that kun kei!
Keitaro- Kun kei?
Al- she makes names for everyone.
Haitani- she? That's a girl?
Shiri- whoa, news to me.
Out on stage, the video plays, the boys are in seta's van, smoke fills the
air.again.
Because I got high, by afroman.
Al- (looking way too relaxed) hey guys, lets sing again.
Haitani- why?
Al- cause I have nearly cosmic, semi phenomenal powers.
Shiri- really?
Al- no.
All- (giggling and laughing)
(music plays from out of nowhere, the guys look nervous)
seta- is that music?
Keitaro- mans this stuff rocks!
Music- bump, ba dump bump, bump,
All- ooooooooooooo, la dad a dadada, la da daaaaa
Ladadaldadaldadaaaaa
Ladadadadada
(Suddenly they are in Shiri's room, mangas and toys and collectors items
that every otaku needs is scattered)
Shiri- I was gonna clean my room, until I got high.
(The guys look at some random dirty pics shiri has printed off the net)
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high.
(kei- (holding a pic) is that me and na- (nosebleed) )
My room is still messed up, and I know why.
Other guys- why man?
Shiri- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
(transport to Tokyo U, Al- man this stuff is great)
Keitaro- I was gonna go to class, before I got high,
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I was high,
I'm taking it next semester, and I know why.
Others- Why man?
Keitaro- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
Al- I was gonna go to work, before I got high,
I just got a new promotion, but I got high,
Now I'm selling dope, and I know why.
Others- Why man?
Al- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
(back in the attic, haruka and kitsune arrives)
Seta- I was gonna go to court, before I got high,
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.
(haruka- no you wasen't)
they took my whole paycheck and I know why.
Others- Why man?
seta- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
(suddenly their on a high speed chase)
Haitani- I wasen't gonna run from the cops, but I was high,
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high,
Now I'm a paraplegic and I know why
Others- Why man?
haitani- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
(kitsune starts enjoying the "moment")
kitsune- I was gonna pay off my rent with a note until I got high,
I wasen't gonna gamble on the boat, but I was high,
Now the tow trucks pulling away, and I know why,
Others- Why man?
Kitsune- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
Haruka- (looking mischievous, which is odd for haruka)
(turns to seta) I was gonna make love to you, when I was high,
(seta and the guys except alex nosebleed)
I was gonna let you touch my (SENSORED) too, when I was high,
Now you can go (BEEP) off and you know why?
Seta- (with tears streaming down face) Why man?
haruka- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
Keitaro- I messed up my entire life, because I got high,
Seta- I lost my kids and wife, because I got high,
Keitaro and seta- now we're sleeping on the sidewalk and we know why,
Others-Why guys?
Keitaro and seta- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
Haitani and shiri- we're gonna stop singing this song, because we're high,
We're singing this whole thing wrong, because we're high,
And if we don't sell one copy we'll know why,
Others-Why guys?
Haitani and shiri- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
Alex- ladadadadadadadadada,
Shoop shoop shooby do wa
Kitsune- get jiggy with it!
Al- Scibbidy be bop do do whaaaa,
Ladadadadada la dudududu
Others- say what say what, oh!
All- cause I'm high, cause I'm high, cause I'm high.
Kitsune- way to cluck there cuz
Shiri- bukbukabukbukKA!
Al- well my name is Alexman and I'm from east palm dale
Keitaro- east palm dale
Al- and all the dale weed I be smoken, is farmers haaaay
Keitaro- excellent delivery,
Al- I don't beleave in Hitler, that's what I said,
Keitaro- oh my goodness,
Al- so all of you skins..
Keitaro- skins?
Al- please give me more hey
Haitani- (in a evil demonic tone) MUWHAHAHAHA
Keitaro- Muther DUCK!
Shiri- BUKA!
Seta- Alexmoutherducker MAN
Seta- yo yo yo yo
Al- A E I O U, and sometimes W, (breaks off giggling)
Keitaro- we ain't gonna sell any of these muther ducken albams cuz,
Lets go sacrifice a goat and hang some more chickens cuz.
(the crowd loves the guys looking like high morons, and so we leave things as they are, the guys must stop the monster, but what they need is a plan)
Shiri- (raiseing hand,) I have a plan
Al-ok, but save it, this chapters done.
All other guys and kitsune- Chapter?
Al- uh errs.I.gotta go to the bathroom, please wait!
(al runs away)
A/N- well that was fun wasn't it kiddies? I'm sorry if any true afroman lovers hate me for changing a few words in the song, but I'm not sure my fics PG13 anyway, I only rated it like that cause I want more people to see it. Ok, R&R please, you want shout outs, cameos, favorite characters in the crowd; you name it, song requests? Bite me! Sorry but I already picked the songs. Ok, gonna go now; need to hear shiri's plan.
Oh I don't own love hina no I don't!
No I don't own love hina no I don't!
Nor do I own these songs,
Or anything but myself,
No I don't own love hina no I don't!
(Bows to the silence of his near non-existent audience.)
AN- hey how ya'll doing. BAH! I'm letting my country accent get to me! (Slaps self) Ok hi, welcome to the next chapter in my story. (Turns Tama-Chan) Al- Where do we stand?
Tama- Well Motoko and Shinobu are captured by the lust monster, a beast spawned by the perverted energy of drooling hentai every where. Su and Sarah just tricked the lust monster into thinking Haitani and Shiri are them, and now the boys must perform in front of the audience, in drag. So now, while the rest of the gang are out in the audience searching for the lust monster, it, disguised as Motoko is attacking Haitani and Shiri who are singing, and Keitaro and you must save them.
Al- oh ok, that's easy..wait a minute, you can speak?
Tama- Myuh?
Al-..00* ( aweatdrop
Tama- Myuh! nn* (um..go on then, start the fic)
Al-.err.alright, sure, why not, heh heh.
Al- aw man, what do we do now?
Keitaro- How should I know?
Lust monster/motoko- come here Su, Sarah, I just want to play! (has demonic evil look)
Al- (grabs his FLCL style guitar and fiddles with a knob, then tosses kei some spoons) You know how to play those?
Keitaro- Play them? I barely know how to eat with them, I use chopsticks!
AL- just let the moment take you, then you'll know how to play, let's go!
(Al drags Keitaro onstage with Haitani and Shiri)
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
On the Dr. Demento CD
(Al plays his guitar and it sounds like a banjo) (kei suddenly, through the power of music, knows how to play the spoons)
Haitani-oh me oh my oh you, whatever shall we do?
Shiri- Halleluiah, the question is peculiar.
Haitani- I'd give a lotta dough, if only I could know,
The answer to my question is it yes or is it no?
Shiri-Does your chewing gum loose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Haitani- If your mother says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite?
(motoko comes charging out at H and S)
Shiri- Can ya catch it on your tonsils can you heave it left and right? (Al smacks Motoko with his guitar sending her stage left then runs and hits
her off stage right) Haitani- does your chewing gum loose its flavor, on the bedpost overnight?
(Al is dressed like a minister and Keitaro in a tux, Naru in a wedding
dress, with Su holding the back of it and Sarah throwing flowers)
Haitani- here comes the blushing bride; the groom is by her side.
Shiri- up to the alter, just as steady as the Gibraltar
(kei gets a ring from tama, the best man)
Haitani- now the groom has got the ring
(it's a whopper of a diamond)
Shiri- and it's such a pretty thing
(keitaro turns to Naru, this whole scene seems like a dream come true to
him)
Haitani- but as he slips it on her finger the choir begins to sing.
Al, Haitani, shiri, su, sarah, and naru-
Does your, chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bed post overnight?
(kei goes off to a corner of the stage to cry about his fantasy being
shattered)
If your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?
(motoko attacks again)
Can you catch it on your tousles and a heave it left and right?
(Al and Sarah hit her left, and Naru and Su send her right)
All- does your chewing gum loose it's flavor, on de bedpost overnight?
Haitani- now the nation rises as one, to find out once and all.
(a backdrop of the Whitehouse drops and suddenly Al is in a suit and George
bush mask
surrounded by the others, dressed as a press conference.)
Shiri- uuuuuuup to the white house, yes the nation full of might house, yes
the nations only bright house.
Haitani- to voice there discontents, unto the president, upon the burning
question wot has swept this content.
Su- if tin whistles are made of tin, what do the make fog horns out of?
Sarah- BOOM BOOM
(the bass causes the stage to shake, a remnant of the last song Sarah sang
in)
All- does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils?
(motoko makes her last attempt to attack)
and heave it left and right?
(Al and Sarah hit her left, and Naru and Su send her right.again)
does your chewing gum loose it's flavor, on the bedpost overnight,
Haitani and shiri- on the bed post, oooooover,
(al hops over to kei)
Alex- you want naru to hold you hug you and a kiss you every night?
Kei-every MondayTuesdaywedsdayThursdayFridaysaterday night!
Haitani and shiri- on the beeeeed post, oooooover,
Su- A dollar is a dollar and a dime is a dime,
Sarah- they'd sing another chorus but they haven't got the time!
Haitani and shiri- on the beeeeed post, oooooover,
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(There is much cheering and the group trots off stage after they bow.)
Al- ok guys, good going, but we have to be careful; we don't want to fall
into a trap and loose Naru, Su and Sarah too.
(they all look to the girls, who have been replaced by cheap dummies with
button eyes and bad stitching)
All- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kitsune and mutsumi and haruka and seta are all sitting at the bar down in the crowd, completely smashed.
Seta- is it our turn now my lovely? Haruka- (not too smashed, just blushingly drunk) yes, but stop talking to that wooden statue of a duck and get over here you twit!
(the pair leave and kitsune and mutsumi begin to look at each other really funny) Kitsune- ya know turtle babe, your kinda cute when I'm drunk.
Mutsumi- the more I drink the more you look like Kei-kun.
(after a moment of staring into each others eyes, the lunge at each other, making out like rabid teens on prom night)
HOLD IT!!!!! (into the room walk three monkeys, one with his hands over his eyes, one with his hands over his ears, and one with his hands over his mouth. each in a suit)
(the bartender, who is a tall fat man wiping out a dirty glass gasps)
Bartender- sensor monkeys!
Sensor monkeys- we cannot allow this to go any further unless Alex wishes to up the PG13 rating on this fic, if he doesn't he will be suspended from writing until.
(Kitsune throws a banana into a box, the monkeys run after it, and she closes the box and hammers it shut. Mutsumi then calls the mailman, and they send the box to para para, whatever the heck it's called)
(drunken snogging then commences, knowing all too well they won't remember it later.) (the barkeep begins tapeing it, to sell on the internet later.)
(Seta and Haruka walk out, seta with a guitar, Al with his guitar set to play keyboard music and tama on drums)
Kid rocks- cocky
Seta- (playing slowly) living my life in a slow hell,
Different girl every night at the hotel,
I aint seen the sunshine in three damn days.
Been fueling up on cocaine and whisky,
Wish I had a good girl to miss me,
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways.
I put your picture away,
Sat down and cried today,
I can't look at you while I'm lying, next to her.
I put your picture away,
Sat down and cried today,
I can't look at you while I'm lying, next to her.
Al and tama- oooooooooo
Haruka- I called you last night in the hotel,
Everyone knows but they won't tell
But their half hearted smiles tell me, something just ain't right.
been wait on you for a long time,
fueling up on heart aches and cheap wine,
I ain't heard from you in three damn nights!
I put your picture away,
I dunno where you been,
I can't look at you while I'm lieing, next to him.
(another seta guitar solo cause he's cool and can do that)
Haruka- I saw you yesterday with an old friend,
Seta- it was the same ole same how have you been
Both- since you've been gone my worlds been, dark and gray.
Seta- you reminded me of brighter days,
Haruka- I hoped you we're coming home to stay,
I was headed to church,
Seta- (grabs mic passionately) I WAS OFF TO DRINK YOU AWAY!
Both- I thought about you for a long time,
Can't seem to get you off my mind,
I can't understand why we're living life this way.
I found your picture today,
I sware I'll change my ways,
I just called to say I want you, to come back home.
I found your picture today,
I sware I'll change my ways,
I just called to say I want you, to come back home.
I just called to say I love you, come back home.
(the crowd goes nuts as this duet concludes)
Backstage-
Keitaro- That's it! We get seta and haruka to fight the beast, those two can whup anything!
Al- alright! Good plan, lets get seta!
(the two go on stage)
(a dragonite flies onto stage and hands seta a letter)
seta- hmmm? What's this? Ah I see, apparently a major breakthrough has been made on the turtle civilization mysteries, I must go.
Haruka- um.seta? The big force field thing should stop.
(seta hops in his van and shoots off, blowing a hole through the shield and shooting off into the sunset.)
haruka- never mind. uu*
Al- well at least we still have haruka.
(haruka reaches for her cigs, only to find she's out. Her eyes go wide as she realizes that she has no more, their all at home!!!)
(she then spots a trap door opening; a black demonic claw holds a box of cigarettes out of it)
haruka- MINE!!! (leaps passionatly onto the hand, which pulls her in and shuts the door)
Al and keitaro- (wide eyed, they walk back stage, sit down, and cry anime style)
Al- what are we gonna do now? All we have left is mutsumi and kitsune and knowing them their drunk off their asses!
Keitaro- well we still have haitani and shiri, and.oh no.no one, he has all the other girls!!
(haitani and shiri enter holding kitsune and mutsumi, though as they enter, shiri's hand slips and hits mutsumi's breast, causing him to nosebleed and pass out)
haitani- we found these two hammered at the open bar, any surprise?
Al- ok, we still have two girls, so now the lust monster comes to us, right?
Keitaro- (nods, then looks freaked) yes, yes, HEY WAIT! What good will that do? He'll kill us!!!!
(shiri begins to wake up)
Al- true, um.we should do another song or something, we need to keep the crowd happy right?
Keitaro- right, I'll go tell Ed to put another video on/
ED on the intercom- Ed has already down that kun kei!
Keitaro- Kun kei?
Al- she makes names for everyone.
Haitani- she? That's a girl?
Shiri- whoa, news to me.
Out on stage, the video plays, the boys are in seta's van, smoke fills the
air.again.
Because I got high, by afroman.
Al- (looking way too relaxed) hey guys, lets sing again.
Haitani- why?
Al- cause I have nearly cosmic, semi phenomenal powers.
Shiri- really?
Al- no.
All- (giggling and laughing)
(music plays from out of nowhere, the guys look nervous)
seta- is that music?
Keitaro- mans this stuff rocks!
Music- bump, ba dump bump, bump,
All- ooooooooooooo, la dad a dadada, la da daaaaa
Ladadaldadaldadaaaaa
Ladadadadada
(Suddenly they are in Shiri's room, mangas and toys and collectors items
that every otaku needs is scattered)
Shiri- I was gonna clean my room, until I got high.
(The guys look at some random dirty pics shiri has printed off the net)
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high.
(kei- (holding a pic) is that me and na- (nosebleed) )
My room is still messed up, and I know why.
Other guys- why man?
Shiri- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
(transport to Tokyo U, Al- man this stuff is great)
Keitaro- I was gonna go to class, before I got high,
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I was high,
I'm taking it next semester, and I know why.
Others- Why man?
Keitaro- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
Al- I was gonna go to work, before I got high,
I just got a new promotion, but I got high,
Now I'm selling dope, and I know why.
Others- Why man?
Al- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
(back in the attic, haruka and kitsune arrives)
Seta- I was gonna go to court, before I got high,
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.
(haruka- no you wasen't)
they took my whole paycheck and I know why.
Others- Why man?
seta- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
(suddenly their on a high speed chase)
Haitani- I wasen't gonna run from the cops, but I was high,
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high,
Now I'm a paraplegic and I know why
Others- Why man?
haitani- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
(kitsune starts enjoying the "moment")
kitsune- I was gonna pay off my rent with a note until I got high,
I wasen't gonna gamble on the boat, but I was high,
Now the tow trucks pulling away, and I know why,
Others- Why man?
Kitsune- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
Haruka- (looking mischievous, which is odd for haruka)
(turns to seta) I was gonna make love to you, when I was high,
(seta and the guys except alex nosebleed)
I was gonna let you touch my (SENSORED) too, when I was high,
Now you can go (BEEP) off and you know why?
Seta- (with tears streaming down face) Why man?
haruka- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
Keitaro- I messed up my entire life, because I got high,
Seta- I lost my kids and wife, because I got high,
Keitaro and seta- now we're sleeping on the sidewalk and we know why,
Others-Why guys?
Keitaro and seta- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
Haitani and shiri- we're gonna stop singing this song, because we're high,
We're singing this whole thing wrong, because we're high,
And if we don't sell one copy we'll know why,
Others-Why guys?
Haitani and shiri- yeheyyyy,
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiigh
All- ladadadadadada.
Alex- ladadadadadadadadada,
Shoop shoop shooby do wa
Kitsune- get jiggy with it!
Al- Scibbidy be bop do do whaaaa,
Ladadadadada la dudududu
Others- say what say what, oh!
All- cause I'm high, cause I'm high, cause I'm high.
Kitsune- way to cluck there cuz
Shiri- bukbukabukbukKA!
Al- well my name is Alexman and I'm from east palm dale
Keitaro- east palm dale
Al- and all the dale weed I be smoken, is farmers haaaay
Keitaro- excellent delivery,
Al- I don't beleave in Hitler, that's what I said,
Keitaro- oh my goodness,
Al- so all of you skins..
Keitaro- skins?
Al- please give me more hey
Haitani- (in a evil demonic tone) MUWHAHAHAHA
Keitaro- Muther DUCK!
Shiri- BUKA!
Seta- Alexmoutherducker MAN
Seta- yo yo yo yo
Al- A E I O U, and sometimes W, (breaks off giggling)
Keitaro- we ain't gonna sell any of these muther ducken albams cuz,
Lets go sacrifice a goat and hang some more chickens cuz.
(the crowd loves the guys looking like high morons, and so we leave things as they are, the guys must stop the monster, but what they need is a plan)
Shiri- (raiseing hand,) I have a plan
Al-ok, but save it, this chapters done.
All other guys and kitsune- Chapter?
Al- uh errs.I.gotta go to the bathroom, please wait!
(al runs away)
A/N- well that was fun wasn't it kiddies? I'm sorry if any true afroman lovers hate me for changing a few words in the song, but I'm not sure my fics PG13 anyway, I only rated it like that cause I want more people to see it. Ok, R&R please, you want shout outs, cameos, favorite characters in the crowd; you name it, song requests? Bite me! Sorry but I already picked the songs. Ok, gonna go now; need to hear shiri's plan.