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would be J.K. Rowling, wouldn't it precious? Yes, it would.
In the 6th book Dudley turned into a wizard and went to Hogwarts school. Harry pushed him off a cliff and said "Ha ha ha." Then a kid appeared and said, "Hey! That was my 73rd cousin!" Then the potato that ate Snape came and ate that kid. Hermione said, "Don't eat anymore people! Abracamini- corndog!" Then the giant potato turned into a mini-corndog. Hermione was about to take a bite when Neville sneezed Draco at her! Then regular sized potatoes came and said, "Hey she has Dadoo! Attack!" They bit her and soon she was a potato too. Then Draco said "Abracabesmalllikeme!" then ate her. "Mmmmmm," said Draco "I love potatoes!" Meanwhile, the potatoes left Hogwarts with the mini-corndog.
Go ahead and review. Maybe she'll keep writing oddball stuff like this.
In the 6th book Dudley turned into a wizard and went to Hogwarts school. Harry pushed him off a cliff and said "Ha ha ha." Then a kid appeared and said, "Hey! That was my 73rd cousin!" Then the potato that ate Snape came and ate that kid. Hermione said, "Don't eat anymore people! Abracamini- corndog!" Then the giant potato turned into a mini-corndog. Hermione was about to take a bite when Neville sneezed Draco at her! Then regular sized potatoes came and said, "Hey she has Dadoo! Attack!" They bit her and soon she was a potato too. Then Draco said "Abracabesmalllikeme!" then ate her. "Mmmmmm," said Draco "I love potatoes!" Meanwhile, the potatoes left Hogwarts with the mini-corndog.
Go ahead and review. Maybe she'll keep writing oddball stuff like this.