Disclaimer-hi, I still do not own love hina, though with any luck I will
soon own the last to mangas of the love hina series.
Al- That's the plan?
Shiri- Um.yeah, it's the best I could come up with.
Haitani- it's worth a shot.
Al- I don't know, it's risky
Keitaro- this is our only idea so far.
Al- alright alright, I'll go get my vespa, you guys keep an eye on..hey, where'd kitsune and mutsumi go?
Sarah- good question.
(Everyone turns slowly, and when they see Sarah they scream and jump)
Keitaro- AHHH, WHAT the HELL? Sarah? What are you doing here?
Sarah- well once that lust monster realized that no one has fantasy's of me he let me go.
(Everyone secpt Sarah face faults)
Haitani- um guys .is that music?
Al- um it might be.oh no.
(Out on stage)
Barbie girl, by aqua,
(Blue bubbles play on the screen behind the two drunken girls)
Kitsune- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Mutsumi- life in plastic, it's fantastic,
Kitsune- you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,
Mutsumi- imagination life is your creation.
(A very handsome dark haired man climbs onto stage)
Stranger- come on Barbie's lets go party
(haitani and shiri rush onto the stage, to chase off another ploy of the
lust monster)
Kitsune- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Mutsumi- life in plastic, it's fantastic,
Kitsune- you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,
Mutsumi- imagination, life is your creation.
Kitsune- I'm a blond single girl in the fantasy world, dress me up make me
tight, I'm your dolly
Lust monster- (getting close to kitsune and getting intimate)
You're my doll rock and roll feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here touch me there hanky panky.
(haitani tries to attack the lust monster, but only succeeds to have it trip him, sending him into kitsune, face to chest, kitsune is still pissed
and just giggles as the nosebleed renders haitani helpless)
Kitsune- you can touch, you can play, if you say, I'm always yours
Mutsumi- ooohwa
(the girls dance together again)
Kitsune- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Mutsumi- life in plastic, it's fantastic,
Kitsune- you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,
Mutsumi- imagination life is your creation.
Lust monster- (holding shiri at an arms length by putting his palm on shiri's forehead, shiri swings away, not even getting close to the beast,
the crowd loves it)
Come on Barbie lets go party
Girls- (doing the naughty, naughty finger)
uh uh uh yeah
L/M- come on Barbie's lets go party
Girls- oooohwa ooooo oh wa
L/M- (tossing shiri aside like a rag doll)
Come on barbies lets go party
Girls- uh ,uh ,uh yeah
L/m- Come on Barbie lets go party
Girls- ooohwa ooohwa
Mustumi- make me walk make me talk do whatever you please,
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
L/M- (pulls up in haitani's red convertible)
Come jump in babo friends let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, andlet's go party.
(keitaro does something heroic by swinging from one of the many ropes
backstage, he swings with his foot ready to kick,)
Mutumi- you can touch, you can play, if you say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play, if you say I'm always *POW*
(and yes keitaro hits mutsumi instead of the lust monster. Our hapless hero then swings too far and the rope snaps, sending him tumbling into sarah who
just ran onstage with an artifact, ready to hit the monster)
L/M- (puts out cold mutsumi into car, waves to kitsune)
Come on Barbie lets go party,
Kitsune- uh, uh , uh yeah,
L/M- come on Barbie lets go party
Kitsune- OOOohwa ooohwah
(Al on vespa flies hi into the air, aiming for the stage)
AL- BANZI!!!!!
(sadly, a demon from the crowd shoots the vespa with some dark chi sending
it spiraling into the screen behind the stage)
Al- (spirals for eye)
Kitsune- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Mutsumi- (wakes up) life in plastic, it's fantastic,
Kitsune- you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,
Mutsumi- imagination life is your creation.
(driving off in the lust monsters stolen car)
Kitsune- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Mutsumi- life in plastic, it's fantastic,
Kitsune- you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,
Mutsumi- imagination life is your creation.
L/M- come on Barbie's lets go party
Girls- uh ,uh ,uh yeah
L/m- Come on Barbie lets go party
Girls- ooohwa ooohwa
L/M- come on Barbie's lets go party
Girls- uh ,uh ,uh yeah
L/m- Come on Barbie lets go party
Girls- ooohwa ooohwa
Kitsune- ooo I'm having so much fun.
L/M- well Barbie, we're just getting started.
Mutsumi- (seeing things) ooo I love you kei kun.
(The guys and sarah, crawl offstage after their humiliating defeat)
Al- that could of gone better.
Haitani- (in tears) my car.my baby..
Shiri- my head.
Sarah- (is looking very angry while she rubs her chin where keitaro hit her.)
Keitaro- man this sucks, Sarah, do you remember where he took you?
Sarah- (still angry turns away and goes to sit next to Alex)
Al- um.hi?
Sarah- (whispers into Alex's ear)
Al- I see.oh.ok. (turns to keitaro) um.she says she won't tell us until you do something embarrassing in front of the crowd.
Keitaro- aw comes on sarah.
Sarah- (is not negotiating)
(on stage)
(Kei walks out, dressed in a little red ballet dress)
Keitaro- The sun'll come out, tomorrow, (and is immediately blasted offstage by rotting vegetables, though where
the crowd got them I haven't a clue)
Shiri- (in the crowd) rotten vegetables, get your rotten vegetables here!
Haitani- only 200 yen per tomato, that's a steal for what you can do with it!
(AHEM)
Shiri and haitani- uh.sorry (runs backstage)
(backstage)
Keitaro- is that enough?
Sarah- (nods)
All- SO WHERE ARE THEY!?!?!?!?
Sarah- oh, rights (sweat drop) ya know how every time you boys go in the girls dressing room you get hit? I think he figured it was the last place you'd look.
Al- (holding his guitar menacingly) Alright Troops, find yourselves some weapons, we attack in five minutes (Al then sets a karaoke machine on the stage to keep the crowd entertained.)
A/N, ok, the big climax is coming soon, (I hope)
Al- That's the plan?
Shiri- Um.yeah, it's the best I could come up with.
Haitani- it's worth a shot.
Al- I don't know, it's risky
Keitaro- this is our only idea so far.
Al- alright alright, I'll go get my vespa, you guys keep an eye on..hey, where'd kitsune and mutsumi go?
Sarah- good question.
(Everyone turns slowly, and when they see Sarah they scream and jump)
Keitaro- AHHH, WHAT the HELL? Sarah? What are you doing here?
Sarah- well once that lust monster realized that no one has fantasy's of me he let me go.
(Everyone secpt Sarah face faults)
Haitani- um guys .is that music?
Al- um it might be.oh no.
(Out on stage)
Barbie girl, by aqua,
(Blue bubbles play on the screen behind the two drunken girls)
Kitsune- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Mutsumi- life in plastic, it's fantastic,
Kitsune- you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,
Mutsumi- imagination life is your creation.
(A very handsome dark haired man climbs onto stage)
Stranger- come on Barbie's lets go party
(haitani and shiri rush onto the stage, to chase off another ploy of the
lust monster)
Kitsune- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Mutsumi- life in plastic, it's fantastic,
Kitsune- you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,
Mutsumi- imagination, life is your creation.
Kitsune- I'm a blond single girl in the fantasy world, dress me up make me
tight, I'm your dolly
Lust monster- (getting close to kitsune and getting intimate)
You're my doll rock and roll feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here touch me there hanky panky.
(haitani tries to attack the lust monster, but only succeeds to have it trip him, sending him into kitsune, face to chest, kitsune is still pissed
and just giggles as the nosebleed renders haitani helpless)
Kitsune- you can touch, you can play, if you say, I'm always yours
Mutsumi- ooohwa
(the girls dance together again)
Kitsune- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Mutsumi- life in plastic, it's fantastic,
Kitsune- you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,
Mutsumi- imagination life is your creation.
Lust monster- (holding shiri at an arms length by putting his palm on shiri's forehead, shiri swings away, not even getting close to the beast,
the crowd loves it)
Come on Barbie lets go party
Girls- (doing the naughty, naughty finger)
uh uh uh yeah
L/M- come on Barbie's lets go party
Girls- oooohwa ooooo oh wa
L/M- (tossing shiri aside like a rag doll)
Come on barbies lets go party
Girls- uh ,uh ,uh yeah
L/m- Come on Barbie lets go party
Girls- ooohwa ooohwa
Mustumi- make me walk make me talk do whatever you please,
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
L/M- (pulls up in haitani's red convertible)
Come jump in babo friends let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, andlet's go party.
(keitaro does something heroic by swinging from one of the many ropes
backstage, he swings with his foot ready to kick,)
Mutumi- you can touch, you can play, if you say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play, if you say I'm always *POW*
(and yes keitaro hits mutsumi instead of the lust monster. Our hapless hero then swings too far and the rope snaps, sending him tumbling into sarah who
just ran onstage with an artifact, ready to hit the monster)
L/M- (puts out cold mutsumi into car, waves to kitsune)
Come on Barbie lets go party,
Kitsune- uh, uh , uh yeah,
L/M- come on Barbie lets go party
Kitsune- OOOohwa ooohwah
(Al on vespa flies hi into the air, aiming for the stage)
AL- BANZI!!!!!
(sadly, a demon from the crowd shoots the vespa with some dark chi sending
it spiraling into the screen behind the stage)
Al- (spirals for eye)
Kitsune- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Mutsumi- (wakes up) life in plastic, it's fantastic,
Kitsune- you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,
Mutsumi- imagination life is your creation.
(driving off in the lust monsters stolen car)
Kitsune- I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Mutsumi- life in plastic, it's fantastic,
Kitsune- you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,
Mutsumi- imagination life is your creation.
L/M- come on Barbie's lets go party
Girls- uh ,uh ,uh yeah
L/m- Come on Barbie lets go party
Girls- ooohwa ooohwa
L/M- come on Barbie's lets go party
Girls- uh ,uh ,uh yeah
L/m- Come on Barbie lets go party
Girls- ooohwa ooohwa
Kitsune- ooo I'm having so much fun.
L/M- well Barbie, we're just getting started.
Mutsumi- (seeing things) ooo I love you kei kun.
(The guys and sarah, crawl offstage after their humiliating defeat)
Al- that could of gone better.
Haitani- (in tears) my car.my baby..
Shiri- my head.
Sarah- (is looking very angry while she rubs her chin where keitaro hit her.)
Keitaro- man this sucks, Sarah, do you remember where he took you?
Sarah- (still angry turns away and goes to sit next to Alex)
Al- um.hi?
Sarah- (whispers into Alex's ear)
Al- I see.oh.ok. (turns to keitaro) um.she says she won't tell us until you do something embarrassing in front of the crowd.
Keitaro- aw comes on sarah.
Sarah- (is not negotiating)
(on stage)
(Kei walks out, dressed in a little red ballet dress)
Keitaro- The sun'll come out, tomorrow, (and is immediately blasted offstage by rotting vegetables, though where
the crowd got them I haven't a clue)
Shiri- (in the crowd) rotten vegetables, get your rotten vegetables here!
Haitani- only 200 yen per tomato, that's a steal for what you can do with it!
(AHEM)
Shiri and haitani- uh.sorry (runs backstage)
(backstage)
Keitaro- is that enough?
Sarah- (nods)
All- SO WHERE ARE THEY!?!?!?!?
Sarah- oh, rights (sweat drop) ya know how every time you boys go in the girls dressing room you get hit? I think he figured it was the last place you'd look.
Al- (holding his guitar menacingly) Alright Troops, find yourselves some weapons, we attack in five minutes (Al then sets a karaoke machine on the stage to keep the crowd entertained.)
A/N, ok, the big climax is coming soon, (I hope)