Chip: Hola!

Yami: -_- Oh Ra.

Chad: ^_^ Hola! Contos priana el chupecanra es menos?

Everyone else: o_O?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Chad: Hehehe...

Chad: -_- As you can see by the guys seeing how they look like gyuys from Joey's paradise, meaning they're covered with food from head to toe with food, the girls won the food fight!

All girls: ^__________________________________________________________^ We rule!

Joey: Can I have some cheese?

Chip: I don't have any cheese.

AG: Joey said he wanted cheese! And if he wants cheese, he gets cheese!

SQ: What fantasy world you livin' in hikari?

AG: _

Yugi: What ever happen to starting the ficcy?

Chip: ^.^ Good question Yugi. And since you thought of it... you get to do the disclaimer!

Yugi: _ Next time i'll keep my big mouth shut. Disclaimer: Chip doesn't own AG, SQ, YuGiOh, comedy, tragedy, romance, fluff, Chad, fake spanish, sanity. All that stuff and more! Next time on Family Feud!

Chip: I don't own Family Feud. I'm not even sure what that has to do with this ficcy. Then again... nothing in my world makes sense! ^_^ Let's start the ficcy!

Chad: ^_^ Adios! (Is that how you spell it?)
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AG and Yami were nearing the hospital but Chip seemed to be getting worse every second. Her breaths were getting shorter and less frequent.
That's it. AG decided. Yami saw a flare of energy in her eyes and a smirk appear on her face which caused him to go a little tense.
That's wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yami was never able to finish his sentence because AG floored it. She went from 25 miles an hour to 10,025 miles a second. Ok, maybe she didn't go that fast but she really sped up. They arrived at the hospital a few minutes later and AG came to a screeching halt at the Saetiol Gamay hospital. (^.^U Read Reki's bio in my bio. I don't know why I named it that I just did.)
When they stopped, AG gave a quick tired sigh and looked towards Yami. His eyes were the size of saucers and he was clutching to the seat for life.
Come on let's move! AG shouted as she hit Yami over the head to bring him back to the real world. He leaped up and rushed through the sliding doors with Chip in his arms and AG right behind him.
We need medical help fast! Yami yelled at the woman behind the front desk. She slowly looked up from her work as she took off her old lady glasses. She was about to say something but Chip then caught her eye.
Oh my! the nurse shouted and snatched the phone receiver. I need a stretcher out here now!
A minute later, two men came out with a stretcher and Yami laid Chip on it. He raised his hand to touch her cold hand and say something but they rushed her out of the lobby. He watched them race her down the hall and into the emergency room. (She's in a comma and lost a lot of blood! Plus her shoulder was shot so she deserves the emergency room.)
Do you know if she'll be... ok? Yami asked absent mindedly.
We won't know until it happens. The nurse answered.
The waiting room is the right next to the emergency room, the third right. the nurse said after a pause as she pointed to a room down the hall.
AG came over and walked Yami down to the waiting room. There weren't many people inside besides the every day expecting father with his cigar pacing back and forth, the old man waiting for his wife because she's leaving tonight, you know, the usual. Yami and AG took seats in the back of the room began the horrible wait.
AG sat trying to sort out everything Yami had said on the ride over but none of it was making sense.
Who was this guy who tried to kill Chip? Why? Why didn't Chip just give him what he wanted and move on? Then again, what did he want? Of the ten million people in this city why did he have to go after Chip?! What did she ever do to him?! What did she do to deserve this?!?!?! Nothing but questions were going through AG's mind now.
 What interrupted AG's line of thought was a not-so-familiar-but-still-well-known ring from Chip's cell phone. (Isn't that an oxy moron? Oh well who cares? ^_^) AG looked at Yami hoping he would pick it up but he didn't even seem to notice the death march ringing. She reached over and hit the talk button.
she said, waiting to find out which one it was. Chip had programmed that song to go off whenever one of Yami's groupies were calling.
Hey, that you Chip? came the male voice.
Which one is it? AG answered while not drawing a blank. She knew perfectly well who it was but didn't want to admit it.... because... never mind...
It's Joey. Is that AG? Or should I say the human bean? responded Yami's pal.
DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU DOG! AG snapped at him. That was the one joke that could always make AG want to murder someone, no matter what. Curse my parents and their pathetic last name. she whispered to herself. (Garbonzo?)
What ca doin pickin up Chip's cell? She hire you as a personal secretary? Joey smirked.
What are you calling here for Wheeler? You would be one of the last people I would expect. AG snapped again.
I wasn't callin for her. I was callin for my buddy who who hangs out with her. Joey admitted.
Fine i'll put him on. AG yelled at the phone and thrust it towards Yami. It's for you. AG said spitefully. Yami took the phone and spoke.
Hey Joey. What ya need?
How'd ya know it was me pal? Joey questioned.
By the way AG was talking. I knew it was you calling her a human bean again. At that comment you could hear a low, threatening growl come from AG.
Oh. Where ya been man? I called your house and no one answered. Den I called ya cell and Yugi picked up, saying he found it in da living room right as he walked in from da movies. So I decided to call friend of human bean and see if you were either wit' her or she knew where ya were. Joey explained.
I would rather you not refer to Chip as friend of human bean Joe. a growl was heard. Or call AG human bean. She's about to bite someone's head off and i'm closest to her. Yami said.
So where are ya man?! Joey shouted.
Yami sighed and explained what happened to Chip. Joey sat quietly until the end of the story which ended and we're not sure if she'll make it. (Just to let ya know, Yami nmentioned which hospitsal they're at.)
Gee... sorry man. Anything I can do? Joey asked.
You're not going to like this one but... pray. and Yami hung up.


Joey shut his phone off and laid down. He was at home on the couch now trying to figure a way out to help one of his best friends. He had to do something.
Joey picked up his phone and called the others: Tristan, Tea, Yugi, and Bakura.
Hey guys. It's Joe. Meet me at the Saetiol Gamay hospital as soon as you can. It's important. was exactly what he said to all of them.
Personally, he and the others despised all of the girls from that group (except Yami towards Chip. ^.^ He's not the biggest fan of the rest but they're better with him then they are with the rest.) but since she made Yami happy, he knew he would never forgive himself if he didn't try. He was soon out the door and on his way.


Do you think we should call Chad? AG asked. It had be 45 minutes since they arrived and they were getting tired. Tired of worrying and just plain tired. (Only a few minutes since the call of Joey.)
Probably. Will you do it? I'm near death myself and she likes you better anyway. Yami responded. AG nodded and started dialing Chip and Chad's home number. It rang a few times but no one picked up. That's when the answering machine picked up.
Hey, the parents are on one of their business trips and me and Chad are out so just leave your message and we'll get back to ya later. Cheerio! *Muttering.* What kind of word is cheerio? It's the name of a cereal. I can't believe they made me say that. The recording of Chip said. Then came that annoying telling you you could start your message.
Hey Chad. AG started. (Great opening line! Hey Chad.) It's AG. Umm.. you see I... What i'm tryin to say is- Just then Chad grabbed the phone and stopped the message from moving on.
Hey Ag. Sorry, I just walked in the door. What cha need? Chad opened. Ag was just their group's nick name for the nick name. (Pronounced ag like in stag instead of A-G as in...AG.).
Umm... Chad... there's a problem... And a.... (AG for best public speaker!)
What's up? What's the problem? Chad asked finally getting a bit of a worried tone in her voice. Is Chip there? Could she tell me instead?
By that time AG was fighting back the tears because everything hit her at once. EVERYTHING.
SPEAK AG SPEAK! Chad was getting a bit panicky with AG crying. AG was the one who never cried about anything except the big stuff. Like the dog dying. (T_T Not the dog! T_T Poor puppy!)
Chad was yelling so loud that Yami could hear her from a few feet away from the phone. He sighed and decided to take the phone.
He questioned.
Yami! What's wrong?! What's up with AG?! WHAT HAPPENED?! Chad kept yelling.
Yami had a big gulp and began. Chad... We're at the hospital.
What do you mean?! Why?! Answers Yami!
Chip's here. She's unconscious and in the emergency room as we speak. Yami said as calmly possible.
Chad yelled.
Calm down! We're at the Saetiol Gamay Hospital in the waiting room. Yami informed her.
How did this happen?! Chad demanded.
I'll explain when you get here if you come. Bye. Yami hung up and tossed the cell back into Chip's bag. AG was still crying but she had gained enough control not to be disturbing the rest of the waiting room. Yami decided he had to do something useful. He slid over in his seat and put his arms around AG.
Don't worry. She's gonna be ok. Yami assured. She's the tough one. If anyone of us could survive this, it's her.
I know but...... there's still that chance that...... she won't. AG said inbetween the sobs.
Don't talk like that. She's gonna be fine! Yami told AG sternly like he was tying to my her and him believe it. She leaned over and started crying into his chest. Then Yami started rubbing AG's back in those fancy patterns to comfort her as they waited for something to happen.

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Chip: _ Darn it! That looked like AG/Yami romance! Not a real pairing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chad: Oooohh... She's annoyed herself now.

Chip: Grana frana rana mana yana.

AG: -_- Like I would want him.

Chip: ~~~~~~~~~~_~~~~~~~~~~ YOU SAYIN YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR YAMI?!!! WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN BUDDY! YOU COULD NEVER HAVE YAMI! NOT LIKE YOU DESERVE HIM! *Starts going on and on and on about how Yami belongs to her and AG doesn't deserve him.*

AG: -_- *Clings to Joey.* ^_^

Chad: *Clings to Yugi.* ^_^

SQ: _ Stupid Chip.

Yami: Oh Ra. Why curse me with such... insane... things.

Chip: Time to R&R! Now! Please! I beg you! It would be nice! I like it when people review! Now? Later? Soon? Some time today? Ever?!?!?!

SQ: Shut up already!