Disclaimer- glah de click click, myah myeh myeek!
Translated from drunken turtle-ese, that means I don't own love hina.
(6 minutes later)
Alex walked up and down the line, inspecting his troops, his guitar slung over his shoulder, and himself in an army general's uniform.
Keitaro was dressed like a ninja (burn up blade part 3) and had the hina blade in its sheath.
Sarah was dressed like a gangsta, complete with switchblade.
Haitani was dressed as the demon from lovely goku and her fantastic friends.
And shiri was dressed as a cowboy, with shotgun at his side.
Al- All right troops, we've got some girls to save. (Alex raised his guitar and pointing it like a sword) CHARGE!!!!!
They all charge the door to the dressing room to the sound of a bugle emitting from a boom box Sarah had with her.and ran into the door.
Keitaro- OW, someone open the stupid door!
(Al opens the door and they charge in, and get caught in the door, all except Sarah who pops free, but the guys were stuck fast.
Sarah- GASP!
And gasp was what you would have said too, had you seen how the once small dressing room had been replaced with an S&M style dungeon with the girls hanging from the walls by chains and the lust monsters final form, a huge terrifying black tenticaled beast, dripping saliva from its mouth, one huge eye.
L/M- How rude of you to disturb our love making before it begins, I'll have to teach you a lesson.
(It swings at Sarah who dodges, but rolls into the stools stacked in the corner.)
The boys at this moment break free and attack, all at once,
Keitaro- filled with rage from seeing his friends (and naru) hanging in fear, he attacks with the hina blade, it absorbing his anger and causing him to strike recklessly,
Al- jumps into the air and comes down hard, smashing the monster with his guitar,
Haitani- shoots electric bolts from his spear,
Shiri- fires his shotgun,
And.
Keitaro- not paying attention due to his judgement being clouded by rage is swatted at the far stone wall.
Al- is also swatted before the guitar even hits the monster.
Haitani- finds out that the electric bolts are just a cheap special effect, (By Su, the only time she doesn't make something dangerous) And is tossed into same wall like a rag doll.
Shiri- is blasted into the wall because he forgot shotguns have kickback.
Su- SARAH! Play live and learn! From the sonic CD!
Sarah- shrugs and puts the CD in, turning the song on.
(Fun heavy metal bit here with a dash of techno)
Can you feel life, moven through your mind?
Ooooo, looks like he came back for more!
(As these words are spoken the boys begin to glow, Kei gold, Al, blue and
black, haitani
green and shiri red)
Yeahahah
Can you feeeeel time, slippen down your spine?
Ooooo your tryen tryen to ignore,
Yeah yeah!
(The boys stand, looking very ticked, and glare at the beast)
But you can hardly swallow your fears and pain,
And you can't help but fallow,
It puts you right back where you came,
(The boys leap at the monster, almost flying.wait, we are flying, cool)
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow,
Live and learn!
Beyond the works of yesterday,
Live and learn!
If you lead or if you fallow!
Live and learn!
You may never find your waaaaaay.
(The boys fly at unnatural speeds as the punch and kick and slam and chop
through the monster ever growing amount of tentacles)
Naru- Su, what the hell is happening?
Su- it's the power of the music
Sarah- that's so cheesy it's un-American.
(The boys then get caught, the tentacles wrapping them tightly)
Can you feeeel life, tangle you up inside?
(It smashes them to the ground)
YEAH, now your face down on the floor!
Ooooooo
But you can save your sorrows,
You've been well trained,
(The guys are using a lot of strength to get loose, and it's not happening)
When you can't help but fallow
It'll put you right back where you came!
(They blast out of the monster grip)
LIVE AND LEARN!
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow,
Live and learn!
Beyond the works of yesterday,
Live and learn!
If you lead or if you fallow!
Live and learn!
You may never find your waaaaaay.
(the guys attack with a frightening force now, Keitaro is carving the beast with the hina blade, which is just soaking up the power and using it, Al is bashing away with his guitar making weird pinball PING noises, and haitani
and shiri are just bashing and blasting with their new found powers, ripping this beast apart, but for every tentacle gone, three more sprout
up!)
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
OH YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Motoko- aim for its eye you fools!
(The boys change their plan of attack, but the tentacles just keep blocking
them all the while the boom box screeches out a bitchin guitar solo)
There's a face searching far, so far and wide,
There's a place you'll dream you'll never die,
HOLD ON TO WHAT IF
HOLD ON TO WHAT IF!
(The guys use a huge blast of power)
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow,
Live and learn!
Beyond the works of yesterday,
Live and learn!
If you lead or if you fallow!
Live and learn!
You may never find your waaaaaay.
(The monster shudders and falls)
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow,
Live and learn!
Beyond the works of yesterday,
Live and learn!
If you lead or if you fallow!
Live and learn!
You may never find your waaaaaay.
LIVE AND LEARN
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
LIVE AND LEARN
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
(The song ends with the monster crumbling in the background)
The guys collapse to the ground, their power fading till their back to normal.
Naru- Keitaro!
Keitaro sits up slowly, the other boys fallow in suit.
Keitaro- that was.SO FREAKEN AWSOME!!!
AL- BOOYA
Haitani and shiri- HAHAHAHHHAHAHHA
The boys run over to release the girls, as they are undoing the bonds however.
Shinobu- Sempas, BEHIND YOU!
The lust monster strikes, and without the powers, the boys are easily caught and are slowly getting the life drained from them by the Lust monster.
L/m- You fools! Did you think you could stop me?
Kei Al Hai & Shi- AHHHHHHH
Naru and the girls except haruka- NOOOOO
Haruka- YOU BASTERED! LET THEM GO AND FIGHT ME FAIR!
Kei's life begins to flash before his eyes, the last sight being Naru in tears.
Kei- NO (the chi returns)
Al is also having a moment like this, and he begins to glow black
Al- RAGHHHHH
Haitani and shiri's thoughts are the same as their glows return,
"I WILL NOT DIE A VIRGIN!!!!!"
The quartet blast free, Haitani and shiri blast the beast with KI, Kei focuses it all into the hina blade and slashes the beast, and the Evil Alex beast (from wandering hearts) leaps upon the lust monster, tearing it apart brutally.
Black flesh and slime, and such fly everywhere as the chi infested rage filled ones stop the lust monster rampage, once and for all.
(backstage)
Naru- keitaro.
Keitaro- I'm sorry if I scared you naru, I just couldn't stand the thought of you crying because I failed you.
Al- I too apologize, I didn't mean to scare you guys, that beast, it just took over when I saw you all hanging there, because of me, if I hadn't made shinobu run away none of this would have.
(he is cut off by kitsune)
Kitsune- Relax, it's all in the past, though I will have to admit that I'll never look at tentacle porn the same way again.
(Everyone sweatdrops)
Al- So Shinobu, would you like to do your song now? The crowds have been waiting all night.
Shinobu- Really? Ok, but I need Su, Sarah, and you Alex, please play your guitar for my song.
Al- I wouldn't think of refusing.
(6 minutes later)
Alex walked up and down the line, inspecting his troops, his guitar slung over his shoulder, and himself in an army general's uniform.
Keitaro was dressed like a ninja (burn up blade part 3) and had the hina blade in its sheath.
Sarah was dressed like a gangsta, complete with switchblade.
Haitani was dressed as the demon from lovely goku and her fantastic friends.
And shiri was dressed as a cowboy, with shotgun at his side.
Al- All right troops, we've got some girls to save. (Alex raised his guitar and pointing it like a sword) CHARGE!!!!!
They all charge the door to the dressing room to the sound of a bugle emitting from a boom box Sarah had with her.and ran into the door.
Keitaro- OW, someone open the stupid door!
(Al opens the door and they charge in, and get caught in the door, all except Sarah who pops free, but the guys were stuck fast.
Sarah- GASP!
And gasp was what you would have said too, had you seen how the once small dressing room had been replaced with an S&M style dungeon with the girls hanging from the walls by chains and the lust monsters final form, a huge terrifying black tenticaled beast, dripping saliva from its mouth, one huge eye.
L/M- How rude of you to disturb our love making before it begins, I'll have to teach you a lesson.
(It swings at Sarah who dodges, but rolls into the stools stacked in the corner.)
The boys at this moment break free and attack, all at once,
Keitaro- filled with rage from seeing his friends (and naru) hanging in fear, he attacks with the hina blade, it absorbing his anger and causing him to strike recklessly,
Al- jumps into the air and comes down hard, smashing the monster with his guitar,
Haitani- shoots electric bolts from his spear,
Shiri- fires his shotgun,
And.
Keitaro- not paying attention due to his judgement being clouded by rage is swatted at the far stone wall.
Al- is also swatted before the guitar even hits the monster.
Haitani- finds out that the electric bolts are just a cheap special effect, (By Su, the only time she doesn't make something dangerous) And is tossed into same wall like a rag doll.
Shiri- is blasted into the wall because he forgot shotguns have kickback.
Su- SARAH! Play live and learn! From the sonic CD!
Sarah- shrugs and puts the CD in, turning the song on.
(Fun heavy metal bit here with a dash of techno)
Can you feel life, moven through your mind?
Ooooo, looks like he came back for more!
(As these words are spoken the boys begin to glow, Kei gold, Al, blue and
black, haitani
green and shiri red)
Yeahahah
Can you feeeeel time, slippen down your spine?
Ooooo your tryen tryen to ignore,
Yeah yeah!
(The boys stand, looking very ticked, and glare at the beast)
But you can hardly swallow your fears and pain,
And you can't help but fallow,
It puts you right back where you came,
(The boys leap at the monster, almost flying.wait, we are flying, cool)
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow,
Live and learn!
Beyond the works of yesterday,
Live and learn!
If you lead or if you fallow!
Live and learn!
You may never find your waaaaaay.
(The boys fly at unnatural speeds as the punch and kick and slam and chop
through the monster ever growing amount of tentacles)
Naru- Su, what the hell is happening?
Su- it's the power of the music
Sarah- that's so cheesy it's un-American.
(The boys then get caught, the tentacles wrapping them tightly)
Can you feeeel life, tangle you up inside?
(It smashes them to the ground)
YEAH, now your face down on the floor!
Ooooooo
But you can save your sorrows,
You've been well trained,
(The guys are using a lot of strength to get loose, and it's not happening)
When you can't help but fallow
It'll put you right back where you came!
(They blast out of the monster grip)
LIVE AND LEARN!
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow,
Live and learn!
Beyond the works of yesterday,
Live and learn!
If you lead or if you fallow!
Live and learn!
You may never find your waaaaaay.
(the guys attack with a frightening force now, Keitaro is carving the beast with the hina blade, which is just soaking up the power and using it, Al is bashing away with his guitar making weird pinball PING noises, and haitani
and shiri are just bashing and blasting with their new found powers, ripping this beast apart, but for every tentacle gone, three more sprout
up!)
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
OH YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Motoko- aim for its eye you fools!
(The boys change their plan of attack, but the tentacles just keep blocking
them all the while the boom box screeches out a bitchin guitar solo)
There's a face searching far, so far and wide,
There's a place you'll dream you'll never die,
HOLD ON TO WHAT IF
HOLD ON TO WHAT IF!
(The guys use a huge blast of power)
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow,
Live and learn!
Beyond the works of yesterday,
Live and learn!
If you lead or if you fallow!
Live and learn!
You may never find your waaaaaay.
(The monster shudders and falls)
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow,
Live and learn!
Beyond the works of yesterday,
Live and learn!
If you lead or if you fallow!
Live and learn!
You may never find your waaaaaay.
LIVE AND LEARN
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
LIVE AND LEARN
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
(The song ends with the monster crumbling in the background)
The guys collapse to the ground, their power fading till their back to normal.
Naru- Keitaro!
Keitaro sits up slowly, the other boys fallow in suit.
Keitaro- that was.SO FREAKEN AWSOME!!!
AL- BOOYA
Haitani and shiri- HAHAHAHHHAHAHHA
The boys run over to release the girls, as they are undoing the bonds however.
Shinobu- Sempas, BEHIND YOU!
The lust monster strikes, and without the powers, the boys are easily caught and are slowly getting the life drained from them by the Lust monster.
L/m- You fools! Did you think you could stop me?
Kei Al Hai & Shi- AHHHHHHH
Naru and the girls except haruka- NOOOOO
Haruka- YOU BASTERED! LET THEM GO AND FIGHT ME FAIR!
Kei's life begins to flash before his eyes, the last sight being Naru in tears.
Kei- NO (the chi returns)
Al is also having a moment like this, and he begins to glow black
Al- RAGHHHHH
Haitani and shiri's thoughts are the same as their glows return,
"I WILL NOT DIE A VIRGIN!!!!!"
The quartet blast free, Haitani and shiri blast the beast with KI, Kei focuses it all into the hina blade and slashes the beast, and the Evil Alex beast (from wandering hearts) leaps upon the lust monster, tearing it apart brutally.
Black flesh and slime, and such fly everywhere as the chi infested rage filled ones stop the lust monster rampage, once and for all.
(backstage)
Naru- keitaro.
Keitaro- I'm sorry if I scared you naru, I just couldn't stand the thought of you crying because I failed you.
Al- I too apologize, I didn't mean to scare you guys, that beast, it just took over when I saw you all hanging there, because of me, if I hadn't made shinobu run away none of this would have.
(he is cut off by kitsune)
Kitsune- Relax, it's all in the past, though I will have to admit that I'll never look at tentacle porn the same way again.
(Everyone sweatdrops)
Al- So Shinobu, would you like to do your song now? The crowds have been waiting all night.
Shinobu- Really? Ok, but I need Su, Sarah, and you Alex, please play your guitar for my song.
Al- I wouldn't think of refusing.