Authors note- ok folks, this is it, the moment my fans (all four of them) (
sweat drop uu* ) have been waiting for. have been waiting for, shinobu's
song!
Disclaimer- I DON'T OWN LOVE HINA OR THESE SONGS NOW GIT ON WIT IT! Oh, and I don't own any authors mentioned below.
The crowd grows restless as Dorothy (from Big O) finishes her very, very, very long piano solo on stage.
Down in the front row, various members of SFFAL grumble and try to keep themselves entertained.
British dragon- ok got one, so a neko, a pair of gruntys, and sano walk into a bar.
Sano & baka-alasken- (glaring) HEARD IT!!!! _
Agent dark soul- ok, Talon, lance, and a tap dancing goldfish.
Talon- (in were tiger form, shows his claws) Which Kidney do you want to loose?
Nacho man lance-(Brandishes his super scary glare of doom, otherwise known as.THE LOOK!)
Agent dark soul- err ahhh (sweat drop nn*) how about the one about the road trip, the author and the power of mack?
Kebinu- heard it. (glare)
(Before a riot can break out)
Al- (walking on stage) Ladies gentlemen! Now, the moment you've all been waiting for, SHINOBU!!!!!
(Shinobu walks on to a huge applauding crowd, cheers, and even some marriage proposals)
Shinobu- th.thank you everyone, I'd like to sing a song that portrays a deep feeling I have about the antics of my friends about the hinata house, thank you.
(Everyone then realizes she's in army camo and combat boots.)
Reputation, by some person on the shrek soundtrack
(Su taps a beat on the cymbals, and then they go at it, Al on guitar, Sarah
on keyboard and Shinobu playing a tambourine and singing, all very hard
rock, it frightens the crowd.)
Shinobu- I Don't give a damn about my reputation!
You're living in the past, there's a new generation!
And a girl can do what she wants to do,
And that's what I'm gonna do,
And I don't give a damn bought my bad reputation!
Oh no!
Al, su and Sarah- no no no no
Shinobu- not me
A,S,S-(hee hee) me me me me
Shinobu- And I don't give a damn about my reputation,
I never said I wanted to improve my station,
And I always feeling good when I'm having fun,
And I don't need to please no one,
And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation.
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Shinobu- Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
And I don't give a damn about me bad reputation,
I've never been afraid of any deviation,
And I don't really care if I'm strange,
I ain't gonna change,
And I'm I'm never gonna care about a bad reputation!
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Shinobu- BREAK IT DOWN!
(a moment of hard core rocken out, while shinobu dances)
Shinobu- And I don't give a damn about my reputation!
The worlds in trouble there's no communication!
And anyone can say what they wanna say, it never gets better anyway,
So why should I care about a bad reputation?
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(The crowd goes absolutely insane! The song is a hit!)
(The Authors cheer loudest, which is good because they we're so close to the speakers, their hair is standing on end and they have momentarily lost all hearing)
Lance- (trying to find so Nacho's because the song blew his out of his hands) THAT WAS SO COOL!
Al- (climbs offstage to chat with the authors) hey guys, enjoy that?
Baka-alasken- (yelling) what?
Al- never mind. (Sweat drop uu*)
The final number
You can't stop the beat, by the writer of hairspray the musical.
(mecha tamas play the whole orchestra, and intro the song)
Naru- (walks out in a glittery blue dress with keitaro in a Blue Tux,
Everyone is dancing onstage except for Kitsune)
Naru- (as she and Keitaro dance)
You can't stop the avalange as it races down the hill,
You can try to stop the season's girl but you know you never will,
And you can try to stop my dancen feet but I just cannot stand still,
Cause the world keeps spinning round and round,
And my hearts keeping time to the speed of sound,
I was lost, till I heard the drums, then I found my way,
Naru and Keitaro- You Can't stop the beat!
Ever since this whole world began,
A woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man,
And so I'm gonna shake it shimmy it the best that can todaaay,
You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky,
You can wonder if you wanna but I'll never ask why,
And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye,
And saaaay, that you can't stop the beat
(shinobu and Alex walk forward in matching checkered black and white Tux
and dress)
Naru- What do ya have say shinobu?
Shinobu- I Am now a checkerboard chick!
Shinobu- (while dancing with al, The authors in the crowd with crushes
surprises rage)
You can't stop the river as it rushes to the sea,
You can try to stop the hands of time but you know it just won't be,
And you can even try to use sea weed,
But it'll just let you seee,
That the world keeps spinning round and round,
And my hearts keeping time to the speed of sound,
I was lost, till I heard the drums, then I found my way,
Everyone - You Can't stop the beat!
Ever since this whole world began,
a woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man,
and so I'm gonna shake it shimmy it the best that can todaaay,
You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky,
You can wonder if you wanna but I'll never ask why,
And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye,
And saaaay, that you can't stop the beat
(then as a surprise, granny hina swoops in on parachute)
Granny hina- Girls I have a little something I'd like to add if you don't
mind,
You can't stop my happiness cause I like the way I am,
And you just can't stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas ham!
And if you don't like the way I look well,
I just don't give a damn!
Cause the world keeps spinning round and round,
And my hearts keeping time to the speed of sound,
I was lost, till I heard the drums, then I found my way,
All- You Can't stop the beat!
Ever since this whole world began,
a woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man,
and so I'm gonna shake it shimmy it the best that can todaaay,
You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky,
You can wonder if you wanna but I'll never ask why,
And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye,
And saaaay, that you can't stop the beat
Kitsune- (drives up onto stage in haitani's car, and hops out and walks
past Shinobu)
Kitsune- Stepaside buttercup, it's time to wrap this muther up
(dances with Haitani)
You can't stop today
(everyone- no)
As it comes speeding down the track
(everyone- oooo child yes)
yesterday is history
(move on)
and it's never coming back,
(look ahead)
And tomorrow is a brand new day there is no turning back
(YEAH)
Cause the world keeps spinning round and round,
And my hearts keeping time to the speed of sound,
I was lost, till I heard the drums, then I found my way,
All- You Can't stop the beat!
Ever since this whole world began,
a woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man,
and so I'm gonna shake it shimmy it the best that can todaaay, You can't stop the motion of ocean or the rain from above you can try to
stop the paradise we're dreaming of,
But you can't stop the rhythm of two hearts in love to saaaay,
You can't stop the beat!
Come on you Fanfic authors go and shake your phany muscles
(authors- no we can't)
All- Yes you can
(authors- no we can't)
Yes you can
Authors- Yes we caaaaaan (shakeing phany muscles)
Ever since we first saw the sun,
We fanfic authors are always trying to please someone,
Now we're gonna shake it shimmy and have some fun todaaaay,
All-You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the rain from above,
You can try to stop this paradise we're dreaming of,
But you can't stop the rythem of two hearts in love to saaay,
You can't stop the beat,
You can't stop the beat,
You can't stop the beeeeeeat!
Al- Thank you everyone, GOODNIGHT!
Shinobu- sempa, one thing I don't get about this song, what's a fanfic author, and who are all those weird people that climbed up and shook their
butts?
Al- ahh err.goodnight everybody!
A/N- well so ends another fic, read and review naturally, and anyone who doesn't like shinobu's attitude in her song.well sorry but people change,
it isn't permanent so no worries.
Ok, bye bye then, go read my other fics or something, unless you're an author mentioned above, then please go read my other fics, and DON'T KILL
MEEEEEE!
Disclaimer- I DON'T OWN LOVE HINA OR THESE SONGS NOW GIT ON WIT IT! Oh, and I don't own any authors mentioned below.
The crowd grows restless as Dorothy (from Big O) finishes her very, very, very long piano solo on stage.
Down in the front row, various members of SFFAL grumble and try to keep themselves entertained.
British dragon- ok got one, so a neko, a pair of gruntys, and sano walk into a bar.
Sano & baka-alasken- (glaring) HEARD IT!!!! _
Agent dark soul- ok, Talon, lance, and a tap dancing goldfish.
Talon- (in were tiger form, shows his claws) Which Kidney do you want to loose?
Nacho man lance-(Brandishes his super scary glare of doom, otherwise known as.THE LOOK!)
Agent dark soul- err ahhh (sweat drop nn*) how about the one about the road trip, the author and the power of mack?
Kebinu- heard it. (glare)
(Before a riot can break out)
Al- (walking on stage) Ladies gentlemen! Now, the moment you've all been waiting for, SHINOBU!!!!!
(Shinobu walks on to a huge applauding crowd, cheers, and even some marriage proposals)
Shinobu- th.thank you everyone, I'd like to sing a song that portrays a deep feeling I have about the antics of my friends about the hinata house, thank you.
(Everyone then realizes she's in army camo and combat boots.)
Reputation, by some person on the shrek soundtrack
(Su taps a beat on the cymbals, and then they go at it, Al on guitar, Sarah
on keyboard and Shinobu playing a tambourine and singing, all very hard
rock, it frightens the crowd.)
Shinobu- I Don't give a damn about my reputation!
You're living in the past, there's a new generation!
And a girl can do what she wants to do,
And that's what I'm gonna do,
And I don't give a damn bought my bad reputation!
Oh no!
Al, su and Sarah- no no no no
Shinobu- not me
A,S,S-(hee hee) me me me me
Shinobu- And I don't give a damn about my reputation,
I never said I wanted to improve my station,
And I always feeling good when I'm having fun,
And I don't need to please no one,
And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation.
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Shinobu- Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
And I don't give a damn about me bad reputation,
I've never been afraid of any deviation,
And I don't really care if I'm strange,
I ain't gonna change,
And I'm I'm never gonna care about a bad reputation!
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Shinobu- BREAK IT DOWN!
(a moment of hard core rocken out, while shinobu dances)
Shinobu- And I don't give a damn about my reputation!
The worlds in trouble there's no communication!
And anyone can say what they wanna say, it never gets better anyway,
So why should I care about a bad reputation?
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- me me me me!
Oh no
A,s,s- no no no no
Shinobu- not me!
A,s,s- meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(The crowd goes absolutely insane! The song is a hit!)
(The Authors cheer loudest, which is good because they we're so close to the speakers, their hair is standing on end and they have momentarily lost all hearing)
Lance- (trying to find so Nacho's because the song blew his out of his hands) THAT WAS SO COOL!
Al- (climbs offstage to chat with the authors) hey guys, enjoy that?
Baka-alasken- (yelling) what?
Al- never mind. (Sweat drop uu*)
The final number
You can't stop the beat, by the writer of hairspray the musical.
(mecha tamas play the whole orchestra, and intro the song)
Naru- (walks out in a glittery blue dress with keitaro in a Blue Tux,
Everyone is dancing onstage except for Kitsune)
Naru- (as she and Keitaro dance)
You can't stop the avalange as it races down the hill,
You can try to stop the season's girl but you know you never will,
And you can try to stop my dancen feet but I just cannot stand still,
Cause the world keeps spinning round and round,
And my hearts keeping time to the speed of sound,
I was lost, till I heard the drums, then I found my way,
Naru and Keitaro- You Can't stop the beat!
Ever since this whole world began,
A woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man,
And so I'm gonna shake it shimmy it the best that can todaaay,
You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky,
You can wonder if you wanna but I'll never ask why,
And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye,
And saaaay, that you can't stop the beat
(shinobu and Alex walk forward in matching checkered black and white Tux
and dress)
Naru- What do ya have say shinobu?
Shinobu- I Am now a checkerboard chick!
Shinobu- (while dancing with al, The authors in the crowd with crushes
surprises rage)
You can't stop the river as it rushes to the sea,
You can try to stop the hands of time but you know it just won't be,
And you can even try to use sea weed,
But it'll just let you seee,
That the world keeps spinning round and round,
And my hearts keeping time to the speed of sound,
I was lost, till I heard the drums, then I found my way,
Everyone - You Can't stop the beat!
Ever since this whole world began,
a woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man,
and so I'm gonna shake it shimmy it the best that can todaaay,
You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky,
You can wonder if you wanna but I'll never ask why,
And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye,
And saaaay, that you can't stop the beat
(then as a surprise, granny hina swoops in on parachute)
Granny hina- Girls I have a little something I'd like to add if you don't
mind,
You can't stop my happiness cause I like the way I am,
And you just can't stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas ham!
And if you don't like the way I look well,
I just don't give a damn!
Cause the world keeps spinning round and round,
And my hearts keeping time to the speed of sound,
I was lost, till I heard the drums, then I found my way,
All- You Can't stop the beat!
Ever since this whole world began,
a woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man,
and so I'm gonna shake it shimmy it the best that can todaaay,
You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky,
You can wonder if you wanna but I'll never ask why,
And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye,
And saaaay, that you can't stop the beat
Kitsune- (drives up onto stage in haitani's car, and hops out and walks
past Shinobu)
Kitsune- Stepaside buttercup, it's time to wrap this muther up
(dances with Haitani)
You can't stop today
(everyone- no)
As it comes speeding down the track
(everyone- oooo child yes)
yesterday is history
(move on)
and it's never coming back,
(look ahead)
And tomorrow is a brand new day there is no turning back
(YEAH)
Cause the world keeps spinning round and round,
And my hearts keeping time to the speed of sound,
I was lost, till I heard the drums, then I found my way,
All- You Can't stop the beat!
Ever since this whole world began,
a woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man,
and so I'm gonna shake it shimmy it the best that can todaaay, You can't stop the motion of ocean or the rain from above you can try to
stop the paradise we're dreaming of,
But you can't stop the rhythm of two hearts in love to saaaay,
You can't stop the beat!
Come on you Fanfic authors go and shake your phany muscles
(authors- no we can't)
All- Yes you can
(authors- no we can't)
Yes you can
Authors- Yes we caaaaaan (shakeing phany muscles)
Ever since we first saw the sun,
We fanfic authors are always trying to please someone,
Now we're gonna shake it shimmy and have some fun todaaaay,
All-You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the rain from above,
You can try to stop this paradise we're dreaming of,
But you can't stop the rythem of two hearts in love to saaay,
You can't stop the beat,
You can't stop the beat,
You can't stop the beeeeeeat!
Al- Thank you everyone, GOODNIGHT!
Shinobu- sempa, one thing I don't get about this song, what's a fanfic author, and who are all those weird people that climbed up and shook their
butts?
Al- ahh err.goodnight everybody!
A/N- well so ends another fic, read and review naturally, and anyone who doesn't like shinobu's attitude in her song.well sorry but people change,
it isn't permanent so no worries.
Ok, bye bye then, go read my other fics or something, unless you're an author mentioned above, then please go read my other fics, and DON'T KILL
MEEEEEE!