A/N: Here's chapter 2! It's longer than the first chapie ^-^ ~~~ "Clowns Aren't Always Funny"~~~
Even after Duo's lively conversation with Heero, he was still bored. Now that he had been chased away, he had to find someone else to annoy. After a while of getting lost in the many corridors of the ship, Duo finally found someone…
There sat the unsuspecting Trowa sitting comfortably in an easy chair and reading a book. Duo got on his hands and knees and crawled behind the chair. Slowly rising, he peered over Trowa's head. "Heh heh…"
"Do you need something, Duo?" Trowa casually asked.
"How did you know I was here?! Steath is my specialty and no one can match it!" Duo was dumbfounded.
"Your big, dented head leaves a big, dented shadow."
"Oh…*long pause*… so, watcha reading?"
"Nothing you'd be interested in"
"Oh…*long pause*… hey, Trowa?"
"Yes?"
"You're a clown, right?"
"Yes." *continues to read*
"Oh…*long pause*… can you do something funny for me then?" Duo asked with enthusiasm.
"No"
"Why not? C'mon! Please?"
"I'm not that kind of clown…"
"Whadda ya mean 'not that kind of clown'? There are no other kinds of clowns!" Duo protested. "Can't you make me laugh?"
"No."
"Trowa! C'mon! I'm an easy audience! Make me laugh!"
"…"
"Don't ya know a good joke? A funny face? A humorous skit? A pie in the face? Anything?!?"
"Nope."
"Oh…*long pause*… ya know, you're a very funny clown."
"I already mentioned that."
"But clowns have to be funny!" Duo sighed heavily.
"…"
"Oh, I get it! You're not a clown! You're a freak!" Duo proudly stated.
"A what?!" Trowa was now confused. "Is there any way to get through to this guy??"
"I said you're a freak! You can't be clown because you're not funny, so you're a freak because you wear those funky, bulky, poka-dotted pants and you wear half a mask, which makes your face look deformed, and plus your hair is all pointy!" Duo affirmed.
"…*long pause*…ok, first of all clowns don't have to be funny," Trowa argued with frustration in his voice. "Second of all, I AM a clown and that's why I wear those 'funky' pants and the mask, and third of all my hair was like this BEFORE I became a clown!"
"Oh…*long pause*… are you sure?" Duo asked slightly confused.
"Yes! I am a clown!"
"No, I mean was your hair always like that?? *pokes Trowa's hair*"
"*smacks Duo's hand away and sighs deeply* Yes, my hair has always been like this."
"Oh…*long pause*… do you gel it?"
"Sometimes"
"Oh…*long pause* what gel do you use?"
"…*long pause and looks away*… Herbal Essence."
"…*nods head*… good brand."
:::long pause:::
"Well, see ya around, buddy!" Duo finally broke the silence.
"Yeah… see ya." Trowa casually replied.
Duo walked out the door and turned a corner; and that was it…
"That… was…completely pointless. *sigh* I barely even annoyed the guy!" He said pouting. "Hmm… I wonder what Quatre and Wufei are doing."
A/N: That was chapie #2! I was a little concerned if I really caught Trowa's true personality, so let me know ur thoughts on it! ^.^
