A/N: Here's chapie #4!! Sorry it took so long for me to update. There should be a law against HW on the first week of school… grr. Hope u enjoy this chapter! ^.^ ~~~Injustice!~~~

            After the whole ordeal of nearly wetting his pants, Duo was refreshed and ready to go. He stepped out of the bathroom, geared up for excitement, but unfortunately the hallways of the ship completely empty… not a soul in sight. This was torture for Duo. Not only was he bored, but also he was extremely hyper and energetic from drinking all that tea filled with caffeine. The only thing poor Duo could do to unleash this super active rush was to run around like a hysteric lunatic ((ever get one of those days? O.o)).

All of the sudden, he stopped. In the room in front of him was a mysterious figure clothed in white, meditating. This was too good to pass up. Very quietly, Duo approached the motionless form…

"HHEEEYYY WUFEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duo howled at the top of his lungs. Wufei practically jumped out of his skin, nearly wetting his pants, and let out a shriek at the top of his lungs. Duo rolled over laughing until tears streamed down his face.

"INJUSTICE, MAXWELL!!!"

"I gotcha good, Wufei!" Duo chuckled.

"How many times have I told you to STOP sneaking up on me like that!!!"

"Uh…" Duo thought for a moment. "About four times, I think." Veins were popping out of Wufei's forehead. Duo could tell that Wufei was about to explode.

"Aw, c'mon, Wufei. Lighten up! I was bored!"

"So, sneaking up on people is how you get your sick kicks?!"

"Well… yeah!" Duo said with a wide smile.

"Weakling!" he snarled as he sat back down on the floor. Duo joined him and used the same technique he used on Heero: stare at 'em until they crack. Unfortunately for Duo, Wufei can't tolerate "pests" as well as Heero can.

"STOP STARRING AT ME, MAXWELL!!!!!!" Duo fell over from his sudden eruption.

"Ok! Ok! Easy there, Wufei!"

"Why don't you go annoy someone else?!!"

"But I already did!" Duo protested.

"What?" Wufei was a little confused and disturbed.

"Yeah! I already 'checked up' on Heero, next I 'strolled' over to Trowa, and then I 'visited' Quatre!"

"Well then, since you already 'checked up' on me why don't you get lost?!!" Wufei snapped.

"But I'm already lost! That's how I got here!"

"Let me get this straight… you're currently lost and don't know where you are?"

"Yep!" Duo said with an overly excited tone and began to quickly pace back and forth with random mumbles of "hee hee". Wufei was suddenly even more confused and, above all, disturbed. Then it hit him…

"Duo, were you drinking Quatre's tea?" His voice sounded serious.

"You bet I did!!" Duo responded with an overly large smile. Wufei's eyes widened.

"H-h-how much did you drink?"

"About three or four pots!" Duo stated proudly, grinning, smirking, and giggling all at once. Almost immediately, Wufei charged over to Duo and tackled him down, Chinese style of course. He held him down with Duo's arms locked into place, and his head pressed against the floor, which muffled: "ow!" and "hee hee". In other words, Duo wasn't going anywhere or saying anything, just as Wufei had planned. (The last time Duo had tea was at Quatre's birthday party. Duo has a strange reaction to tea: he gets high and hyper. An event that the gundam pilots would regrettably never forget…)

"*Whew* This ought to keep him quiet."

"Mauff muuff mm meff?" Duo's muffled voice vibrated along the floor.

"I'm going to regret this…" Wufei hesitantly released him enough for Duo to lift up his head. "What do you want?" Wufei angrily questioned.

"I said: Are you a chef?" Duo carelessly 'repeated'. Wufei was even more confused and disturbed.

"What?! No, I'm not a chef! Where did THAT come from?!"

"Well, your clothes look like a chef's outfit, so that means you're a chef!"

"I am NOT a chef! And if I was, then I would be wearing a chef's hat! Do I look like I'm wearing a chef's hat?!" He roared.

"I know that! But according to Trowa, not ALL clowns are funny. So, I figure that not ALL chefs wear a chef's hat! See? You ARE a chef!" he beamed.

"Injustice, Maxwell! How can you base your facts on how I look?!"

"Well, Trowa 'looks' like a clown. So, that means he is! You and Trowa have a lot in common!"

"Do I LOOK like a clown to you?!!" A vein popped out of Wufei's forehead.

"Well…" Duo grinned.

"DON'T answer that!!" Wufei tightened his grip as Duo winced a little bit. There was an awkward silence after that.

"Are you sure that you're not a chef?" Duo broke the silence.

"YES, I'M SURE!!!" Wufei yelled in response. There was another discomfited silence.

"Do you wax your hair?" Duo suddenly issued.

"What?! No, I do not wax my hair!"

"Well, then do you gel it?" Duo asked persistently.

"NO!!!" Wufei screamed frustrated.

"Are you sure? 'Cause your hair smells suspiciously herbal fresh…"

"Will you just shut up?!!"

"Aw, c'mon, Wufei! I just gotta know!"

"You don't 'gotta' to know, Maxwell!"

"Fine…" Duo's bottom lip curled as he began to pout, followed by absolute silence. But, Duo being Duo, let out a loud and annoying sigh to break the stillness.

"ALRIGHT ALREADY!!! I use an herbal shampoo, ok?!!" He confessed.

"Aha! I knew it!" Duo crowed. "See, you and Trowa DO have a lot in common."

"Do you EVER turn off?!!!"

"Nope! I keep going, and going, and going…" Duo pounded his head against the floor to create the sound effect of the Duracell bunny's drum, which made the dent in his head slightly bigger. This pounding and chanting seemed to have gone on forever and Wufei was slowly slipping into madness. That annoying chant made his teeth grind and each 'THUMP' was enough to make his head spin. Suddenly, Wufei couldn't take…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Wufei forcefully released his grip on Duo and flew out of that room as quick as a lightning bolt; his repeated screams echoed throughout the entire space shuttle. Duo offhandedly sat up and looked at his watch.

"Hmm… three minutes. Not bad!" And with that Duo casually walked out of the room feeling quite satisfied with his afternoon of pestering.

A/N: Hee hee! That's the end of this chapter! There's one last chapie coming up, but please forgive me if it takes a while ^.^ Grr… HW… grr…