A/N: Well, this is my last chapie *sigh… sniffle sniffle*. Oh, well. Let's just jump right into it! ~~~Revenge~~~
Heero was busy as usual typing on his laptop: reviewing past missions and researching new ones. Suddenly, there was a startling and loud pounding on his 'new and improved' locked door.
"GO AWAY, DUO!" Heero shouted.
"OPEN THE DOOR, YUY! It's, me, Wufei!" Heero was slightly embarrassed by his mistake and opened the barricaded door. Wufei quickly rushed inside and shut the door behind him.
"What is it?" Heero questioned Wufei's obviously, strange behavior.
"One word: Maxwell! He is driving me crazy!! That unjust, braid-head won't leave me alone!!"
"He was the same with me," Heero agreed. "I had to threaten him with a gun, again."
"No! It's NOT the same! He is fueled with Quatre's blasted tea!!" Heero pitied him. He couldn't bear to imagine what Wufei had to weather through.
"Don't worry. We're safe in here. There's no way Duo is getting through this door," Heero said reassuringly.
"Good! 'Cause if I have to endure Duo's idiotic pestering one more time—" Right in the middle of Wufei's sentence, there was another loud pounding on the door. "GET LOST, MAXWELL!!" Wufei shouted with panic in his voice.
"I'm not Maxwell; I'm Trowa. Open the door." Recognizing Trowa's toneless voice, Wufei violently opened the door and pulled him in as Heero closed and locked the door.
"You're hiding from Duo, aren't you," Heero confirmed.
"Yes. I saw him come out of Wufei's room, so I came here," Trowa acknowledged.
"Are you sure he didn't see you?" Wufei eagerly questioned.
"I'm positive."
"Good," Heero and Wufei praised.
"But I couldn't find Quatre…" As soon as Trowa finished saying this, there was another loud banging on the door. The three pilots froze.
"Please open the door!! It's, me, Quatre! Hurry!" Being closest to the door, Heero obeyed Quatre and quickly opened the door, while Wufei, once again, grabbed him, and Trowa locked the door. Quatre was panting as he found a chair and sat down.
"What happened?" Heero demanded.
"I saw Duo…" Quatre was still trying to catch his breath.
"Did he make eye contact with you?!" Wufei anxiously asked.
"…Yes…" he replied with hesitation. "I panicked, so I ran away."
"Did he give chase?" Heero inquired.
"…Yes…" Quatre again replied with hesitation.
" Wait a minute! Are you saying, that you led him here?!!" Wufei interrupted. *silence* All of a sudden, there was a repeated pounding on the door. Nobody said a word; they just stood there wide-eyed and starring at the door.
"Hey, guys!! It's me, Duo! Lemme in, will ya?" Heero reached for his gun, Wufei grinded his teeth, Quatre shuddered at the sound of Duo's name, and Trowa…. Uh… well... he's just being Trowa! … A blank expression, I guess. Anyways, everyone remained silent. "C'mon! I know you dudes are in there!" Duo pressed on. "Hello?! Yoo-hoo!" No response… nothing… not a sound was heard. Finally, the sound of Duo's footsteps fading away was heard and everyone exhaled heavily.
"Whew! That was too close for comfort!" Quatre was relieved… everyone was!
"Something must be done about this," Trowa implied.
"Yeah, but what? We can't hurt him!" Quatre remarked.
"Let's just kill him," Heero suggested.
"Yes! Brilliant idea, Yuy!" Wufei agreed.
"Hey, hold on a second! I said 'we can't hurt him'!!" Quatre reminded them.
"Not all forms of death are painful," Heero smirked.
"I say we poison him!" Wufei sounded a bit too overjoyed.
"NO, NO, NO!!! We CANNOT kill him! No matter how annoying he is! Duo is our ally and our friend!" Quatre wanted to make sure that he made his point clear.
"Well, then! What do you propose we do, Winner?!"
"I don't know. I mean, do we really need to do something?"
"Yes, we do. Trowa's right. Something MUST be done. If we ignore this situation, then Duo is going to keep annoying us," At that very moment, a thunderous 'CLANG' arose from the ceiling.
"What was that?" Quatre whispered. There was another 'CLANG' coming closer to their exact location. Then there was another, and another, and another, getting faster and louder until… CLANG! CRASH!! The air vent fell from right above them followed by Duo who landed with a 'CRASH'. And again, everyone froze…
"Whew! Man oh man! What a rush! It was cold up there, but I made it! I knew you guys were in here!" Duo was smirking the entire time. Unfortunately for the gundam pilots, they were now trapped with the psychotic Dou. But, then again… it was four against one. Without any signal, they all pounced on Duo and pinned him down to the ground. Trowa discovered a first-aid kit in a nearby cabinet and took out the strong, thick bandage tape. The pilots grinned. Quatre and Heero lifted up Duo and sat him down onto the chair. And finally, Wufei did the honors of tying/taping down the struggling maggot to the chair. ((I really don't know where "maggot" came from*shrugs*))
"HEY!! WHAT'S GOING ON?!! WHAT DID I DO??!!!" Duo protested.
"You know very well what you did, Maxwell!! YOU have been TORMENTING us with your pointless babbling and your foolish behavior!!! It's time, now, for our revenge! HA HA HA!!!" Wufei had, indeed, gone mad. Duo was a little more disturbed than he was nervous and the other gundam pilots took a step back away from Wufei. After he had finished his sinister/disturbing laughter, there was a long and embarrassing silence. And, of course, it's Duo's job to break the silences…
"… WAAAASSSSUUUPP!!!!" Duo couldn't help it. He had the sudden urge to imitate the "wassup" beer commercial. Everyone sweat-dropped. O_o;; Duo received a smack on the head from Wufei. "OWIE!!! Dude! That hurt!!"
"SHUT UP!!" Wufei said aggressively as he smacked him again.
"OW!!"
"SHUT UP!! *smack!*"
"OW!!"
"SHUT UP!! *smack!*
"OW!!" Before Wufei could smack him again, Heero stopped him.
"What's the big idea, Yuy!" Wufei objected.
"It was getting annoying," Heero responded.
"And painful!" Duo added.
"SHUT UP!! *smack!*" Wufei yelled.
"OW!!"
"SHUT UP!!" Heero stopped Wufei's hand again.
"Why don't you BOTH shut up!!" Heero yelled.
"I have an idea," Trowa said plainly. Everyone looked at him with curiosity. He walked over to Duo and covered his mouth with bandage tape from the fist-aid kit. "There. Is everyone happy now?" Duo shook his head energetically.
"So, now what?" Quatre asked.
"I'll go get the rat poison," Wufei grinned.
"No! We are not killing him!" Wufei exhaled with frustration.
"Then how will I get the justice I deserve?!" He shot back.
"Hmph!" Duo muffled.
"SHUT IT, MAXWELL!!!" Wufei sparred Duo a smack on the head. The dent on Duo's head was three times bigger already, and it was getting too disgusting to look at.
"I have another idea," Trowa intervened. Everyone looked at him confusingly as he scrambled through the first-aid kit and pulled out a pair of scissors. "We'll cut off his braid," Trowa stated casually. Duo's eyes grew four times larger, nearly popping out of his sockets. Wufei and Heero grinned in unison, Quatre looked concerned for Duo, but he knew that he couldn't do anything to prevent this, and Trowa… uh… blank expression?
"Gimme those!!" Wufei yelled followed by sinister/disturbing laughter. Duo was shaking his head violently with muffled noises escaping from his enclosed mouth.
" Hey! I should be the one to do it!" Heero bickered.
"No! I should! He annoyed ME the most!" Wufei argued back as he shielded the scissors.
"That's because you a weakling and a baby!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!!" Several veins popped out of his forehead.
"You heard me! You can't handle anything! Not even Duo!"
"INJUSTICE!!" And with that Heero made a grab for the scissors, but Wufei held on to them tightly. The next thing ya know, the two gundam pilots are fighting over the scissors like boys with toys. The rest of the guys sweat-dropped. This was ridiculous… they had to be stopped before further embarrassment. Trowa and Quatre nodded in unison and separated the quarrelsome pair: Quatre pulling Heero away and Trowa grabbing Wufei. The scissors were innocently lying in the middle of the floor.
"Can't we all just get along??" Quatre sighed.
"NO!!" Heero and Wufei both shouted.
"I have an idea," Trowa interrupted. "Why don't you guys both cut his braid off? Heero can cut off half and Wufei can cut off the other half." Heero and Wufei looked at Duo, who was trying to kick and scream out of the chair, and then looked at each other.
"That's fine with me," Heero finally said.
"Well, I guess we could both cut it," Wufei gave in. "But I get to cut first!"
"What?!! I— *sigh* Ok, fine." Heero reluctantly agreed.
Wufei picked up the scissors from the floor and inched his way toward Duo. With each step, Wufei grinned even more. Duo was freaking out. His was struggling with all his strength to get free, but to no avail; Wufei had tied him up very tightly… Duo wasn't going anywhere.
"Heh heh heh… Finally, I will get my revenge!!" Wufei's eyes turned evil as he let out a menacing laugh. Duo was sweating bullets. He violently shook his head and let out muffled screams. Wufei was now, literally, inches in front of him. He delicately picked up Duo's braid and examined it. Wufei howled another intimidating laugh and with that Duo fainted. He stopped laughing and blinked a couple of times. Quatre came up behind him and snatched the scissors from Wufei's clutches.
"H-hey!!" Wufei protested.
"I think we've punished Duo enough," Quatre responded.
"But—!"
"Quatre's right. I think it's safe to assume that Duo learned his lesson," Trowa settled.
"What about you, Yuy? You don't agree with them, do you?"
"Duo got what he deserved. We got our revenge and that what counts," Heero established. Wufei sighed defeated, marched out of the room, and slammed the door behind him. There was a long pause.
"You guys want some tea?" Quatre broke the silence.
"Sure, why not?" Heero answered.
"Tea sounds good," Trowa joined them as they all walked out of the room.
They all sat down in Quatre's room and began to drink their tea. Throughout the entire time they were enjoying victory and laughing at Duo's torturing experience.
"He probably wet his pants as Wufei was walking towards him," Heero joked and the others laughed. For a moment, Quatre stopped laughing.
"Something wrong?" Trowa asked him.
"I'm not sure. I just can't help thinking that we forgot something."
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Duo woke up and found himself still tied up to the chair…
"Huh? Where am I? Hello? Anybody? Hello?! Hey, guys!! I-I'm still stuck!! HEY!! G-guys?! GUYS!!! HHHEEEELLLPP!!!
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"Oh, well. I'm sure it's nothing," Heero said as he took another sip of tea.
"Yeah, you're probably right," Quatre agreed as Trowa nodded.
~~~THE END~~~
A/N: Well, that's all, folks! Thanks for reading my fic! I hope u guys enjoyed it. Wee!! Yay!! Whew! It was fun. Don't worry, though. I'll be writing more humorous GW fics soon. ^.~ Just look me up once in while, k? ^.^ Oh yeah, by the way, I'm open for comments and/or improvements. Heh heh… I'll probably need some improvements.^.^;;