"Just Because I'm Different."
** Disclaimer: Alright.. we all know that I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters contained within. They belong to the genius of Madame Rowling. Anyway, wish I did, but I don't. I also don't own any of the characters belonging to JRR Tolkien, or else they would belong to me. I don't own any of the girls who barge in either, and hope I do them no injustice. **
A/N: This is an alternate universe chapter, and in no way affects the actual story. It's just something that I wanted to write for fun (and for some of my friends). There is no requirement to the story to read this; I'm only hoping that you will. Thanks so much!
AU Chapter: When Fan Girls Attack
"You really wanna' fight?" Draco asked crossing his arms as his cronies walked up behind him.
"W- W- Well, I guess so." Neville said, his voice now quivering with uncertainty and worry.
"What's going on here; Neville?" Hermione's voice came ringing from the end of the hallway.
"Oh look, it's the amazing bouncing ferret." Ron's voice came, accompanied by some laughter on his and Harry's part.
"I would shut that mouth of yours if I were you Weasel."
"Well, I'm certainly glad that you aren't!" Came Hermione's voice, followed by stuttering, "C- Cause it's hard enough with him being him."
"Would you look at that: Mudblood's blushing."
"Shut your face Malfoy, before we do it for you." Harry told him crossly.
"Is that a threat?"
"Wow, it took you that long?" Ron asked, anger surging through his voice.
Neville saw Rachel's face getting more and more upset as the fight began. Then he cringed as Malfoy reached for his wand.
But before any spells could be cast, a tall blonde man in what appeared to be a skirt ran through, he also had braids in his hair. He was wearing a bow and some arrows on his back, and could have been overall described as gorgeous.
"Wow would you look at that?" Hermione commented nearly drooling, watching him run off, and earning herself a slight whack on the arm from Ron; causing Harry to laugh pretty hard.
The blonde was followed by a tall, brown-haired man, who looked scraggly and unwashed, rugged and manly. He was carrying a sword and wearing some leather armor-like outfit. "Holy cow, check him out!" Rachel commented with very wide eyes. Draco turned and looked at her angrily.
Then there were four men that looked like they had been shrunken down to half their size. They weren't wearing any shoes and their hair was curly. "Oh my gosh! They're so cute!" both Rachel and Hermione chorused.
Before they ran past the bickering children, a girl tackled one of them. "Samwise, why do you keep running away from me?"
"Samwise" could only look at her with very wide, frightened eyes. "Mr. Frodo! Help!"
Another of the small men began pulling on the girls arms, trying to free the other. The other two ran off, bickering about how stupid the whole firework thing had been, because it had led the girls right to them. The small man finally wriggled free and ran off with his rescuer. "No, Samwise, come back!" The girl cried, not getting up from where she lay on the floor.
Three other girls came running in after her. She looked up at one who gave her a hand up, "Hobbits are so silly." They laughed.
"Ali, where are we?" The girl who'd helped her up asked.
"Uh, I dunno." She looked to the other two girls, and then noticed the many kids her age around her. "Who are you?"
"Um, I'm Harry Potter, this' Ron, Hermione, Neville, Rachel, Malfoy, and his lackeys.
The girl's friend flipped out, looking at Harry. Then she began chattering nonstop about how she couldn't believe it was him. Then she jumped on him, knocking him off his feet. She pointed to his scar, "Can I touch it?"
"If you must," He cringed as she began poking him repeatedly on his forehead. Of course, not many people noticed this because they were too busy laughing at Draco, whom upon the mention of his name, the smallest girl jumped upon. "Ride 'em Nikki!" The first girl shouted. Crabbe and Goyle just stood there, clenching their fists, unsure what to do since they hadn't actually received orders.
An Asian looking girl turned to Ron and began petting him. Then without warning she jumped at him, knocking him over. "Ouch! Gerroff me!" He said trying to push her off.
Ali flipped around looking from 1 hot boy to another. She whirled on Neville, said "Woah!" and proceeded to faint on him. Or at least pretend to, because she was only out for like half a minute before she looked up at him and began bombarding him with questions, ignoring the pained look he was giving her because she was laying on him.
(A/N: Okay, here are the names so that you know. Crazy fan girl who attacked Samwise and "fainted" on Neville: Ali. Crazy fan girl who poked Harry: Becca. Crazy fan girl who was Asian and sat on Ron: Julie. Crazy fan girl who jumped on Draco: Nikki.)
By this time Becca had stopped poking Harry, and had begun scattering randomly placed fan girl kisses all over his face. Draco was still trying to shake Nikki off, who was very close to choking him to death with her death grip. Ron was still trying to get Julie off who'd began calling him random nicknames and nibbling his ear. Ali was sitting on Neville, her legs parted around his body, tickling him.
They were called back to reality by Hermione pushing Julie off Ron. Then one of the hobbits ran back and picked up something that was laying on the ground, something shiny and gold. "FRODO!" Julie cried running after him, through a wall calling "You guys they're getting away!" which snapped them all back to reality.
Before running off Julie ran back jumping on Ron again, and he landed with a thump on the ground. Before he could complain though, she planted a rough kiss on his lips. After a few seconds of serious kissing, Julie got up and ran off. Ron just started at where she'd gone out with a dazed expression, and began to follow her; he was stopped though by Hermione grabbing the back of his robes.
Becca gave Harry a serious kiss on the lips, and when she was obviously trying to pull away, she couldn't. She'd found herself trapped in a death grip, one of Harry's hands on both her neck and her ass. When she finally did manage to escape she ran over to Draco, who'd given up on trying to get Nikki off and collapsed on the ground, enjoying her kisses. Becca ran over to Draco and kissed him lightly on the cheek, then ran off, blowing a final kiss to Harry and winking. Harry of course followed her since he had no jealous friend gripping the back of his robes.
Ali stopped tickling Neville and, after watching her friends do this, decided to add to the madness, by grabbing Neville's shirt lapels and pulling his lips to hers. Neville's eyes got wide, as this was his first kiss, and he didn't know what to do. It was all Ron could do not to break into hysterical laughter at this sight. When Ali finally let go of Neville, he dropped on the ground, following Ali's every move with his eyes. Ali ran up to Ron and gave him a quick kiss on the corner of his mouth, looked at him intently, and fainted again.
Nikki was the last to leave, and after planting a giant kiss on Draco (who was looking at her with heavy lidded eyes) started singing a song; "I have a mansion, fourth enterprise. Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice... nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, blah... I forgot... uh...Lucky I'm insane after all I've been through-" she stopped as something caught her around the knees. She fell and turned around to see Draco clutching her legs. She looked at him, and motioned for him to get up and follow her, of course she missed everyone else's exit and ended up in the Room of Requirement, to which the door promptly disappeared.
After a couple of minutes of the remaining students looking at each other uncomfortably, Ali sat up. "Why is it always me?" And ran off in the opposite direction of her friends, but soon appeared through the opposite wall. After a couple of times running through, she stopped and asked for directions. "Which way did they go?"
Hermione coldly pointed in the correct direction, and Ali ran off. Hermione glared and held on tighter to Ron's robes as he tried to walk off again. Neville, looked at where Ali had disappeared to, and followed her off.
"That was just too weird." Commented Rachel, and walked to her class. Crabbe and Goyle, having no one else to follow followed her.
Ron and Hermione walked away from the scene, oddly enough not toward their classes, but toward the Gryffindor common room. Ron's voice echoing "If you want any sort of claim on me, you'd better be able to top that. OW!"
** Well that's it, I hope you enjoyed it. I had lotsa' fun writing it! Please Review and let me know how you liked it! And one part in there I got courtesy of my friend Nikki. Anyway, leave a review after the "beep".
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** Disclaimer: Alright.. we all know that I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters contained within. They belong to the genius of Madame Rowling. Anyway, wish I did, but I don't. I also don't own any of the characters belonging to JRR Tolkien, or else they would belong to me. I don't own any of the girls who barge in either, and hope I do them no injustice. **
A/N: This is an alternate universe chapter, and in no way affects the actual story. It's just something that I wanted to write for fun (and for some of my friends). There is no requirement to the story to read this; I'm only hoping that you will. Thanks so much!
AU Chapter: When Fan Girls Attack
"You really wanna' fight?" Draco asked crossing his arms as his cronies walked up behind him.
"W- W- Well, I guess so." Neville said, his voice now quivering with uncertainty and worry.
"What's going on here; Neville?" Hermione's voice came ringing from the end of the hallway.
"Oh look, it's the amazing bouncing ferret." Ron's voice came, accompanied by some laughter on his and Harry's part.
"I would shut that mouth of yours if I were you Weasel."
"Well, I'm certainly glad that you aren't!" Came Hermione's voice, followed by stuttering, "C- Cause it's hard enough with him being him."
"Would you look at that: Mudblood's blushing."
"Shut your face Malfoy, before we do it for you." Harry told him crossly.
"Is that a threat?"
"Wow, it took you that long?" Ron asked, anger surging through his voice.
Neville saw Rachel's face getting more and more upset as the fight began. Then he cringed as Malfoy reached for his wand.
But before any spells could be cast, a tall blonde man in what appeared to be a skirt ran through, he also had braids in his hair. He was wearing a bow and some arrows on his back, and could have been overall described as gorgeous.
"Wow would you look at that?" Hermione commented nearly drooling, watching him run off, and earning herself a slight whack on the arm from Ron; causing Harry to laugh pretty hard.
The blonde was followed by a tall, brown-haired man, who looked scraggly and unwashed, rugged and manly. He was carrying a sword and wearing some leather armor-like outfit. "Holy cow, check him out!" Rachel commented with very wide eyes. Draco turned and looked at her angrily.
Then there were four men that looked like they had been shrunken down to half their size. They weren't wearing any shoes and their hair was curly. "Oh my gosh! They're so cute!" both Rachel and Hermione chorused.
Before they ran past the bickering children, a girl tackled one of them. "Samwise, why do you keep running away from me?"
"Samwise" could only look at her with very wide, frightened eyes. "Mr. Frodo! Help!"
Another of the small men began pulling on the girls arms, trying to free the other. The other two ran off, bickering about how stupid the whole firework thing had been, because it had led the girls right to them. The small man finally wriggled free and ran off with his rescuer. "No, Samwise, come back!" The girl cried, not getting up from where she lay on the floor.
Three other girls came running in after her. She looked up at one who gave her a hand up, "Hobbits are so silly." They laughed.
"Ali, where are we?" The girl who'd helped her up asked.
"Uh, I dunno." She looked to the other two girls, and then noticed the many kids her age around her. "Who are you?"
"Um, I'm Harry Potter, this' Ron, Hermione, Neville, Rachel, Malfoy, and his lackeys.
The girl's friend flipped out, looking at Harry. Then she began chattering nonstop about how she couldn't believe it was him. Then she jumped on him, knocking him off his feet. She pointed to his scar, "Can I touch it?"
"If you must," He cringed as she began poking him repeatedly on his forehead. Of course, not many people noticed this because they were too busy laughing at Draco, whom upon the mention of his name, the smallest girl jumped upon. "Ride 'em Nikki!" The first girl shouted. Crabbe and Goyle just stood there, clenching their fists, unsure what to do since they hadn't actually received orders.
An Asian looking girl turned to Ron and began petting him. Then without warning she jumped at him, knocking him over. "Ouch! Gerroff me!" He said trying to push her off.
Ali flipped around looking from 1 hot boy to another. She whirled on Neville, said "Woah!" and proceeded to faint on him. Or at least pretend to, because she was only out for like half a minute before she looked up at him and began bombarding him with questions, ignoring the pained look he was giving her because she was laying on him.
(A/N: Okay, here are the names so that you know. Crazy fan girl who attacked Samwise and "fainted" on Neville: Ali. Crazy fan girl who poked Harry: Becca. Crazy fan girl who was Asian and sat on Ron: Julie. Crazy fan girl who jumped on Draco: Nikki.)
By this time Becca had stopped poking Harry, and had begun scattering randomly placed fan girl kisses all over his face. Draco was still trying to shake Nikki off, who was very close to choking him to death with her death grip. Ron was still trying to get Julie off who'd began calling him random nicknames and nibbling his ear. Ali was sitting on Neville, her legs parted around his body, tickling him.
They were called back to reality by Hermione pushing Julie off Ron. Then one of the hobbits ran back and picked up something that was laying on the ground, something shiny and gold. "FRODO!" Julie cried running after him, through a wall calling "You guys they're getting away!" which snapped them all back to reality.
Before running off Julie ran back jumping on Ron again, and he landed with a thump on the ground. Before he could complain though, she planted a rough kiss on his lips. After a few seconds of serious kissing, Julie got up and ran off. Ron just started at where she'd gone out with a dazed expression, and began to follow her; he was stopped though by Hermione grabbing the back of his robes.
Becca gave Harry a serious kiss on the lips, and when she was obviously trying to pull away, she couldn't. She'd found herself trapped in a death grip, one of Harry's hands on both her neck and her ass. When she finally did manage to escape she ran over to Draco, who'd given up on trying to get Nikki off and collapsed on the ground, enjoying her kisses. Becca ran over to Draco and kissed him lightly on the cheek, then ran off, blowing a final kiss to Harry and winking. Harry of course followed her since he had no jealous friend gripping the back of his robes.
Ali stopped tickling Neville and, after watching her friends do this, decided to add to the madness, by grabbing Neville's shirt lapels and pulling his lips to hers. Neville's eyes got wide, as this was his first kiss, and he didn't know what to do. It was all Ron could do not to break into hysterical laughter at this sight. When Ali finally let go of Neville, he dropped on the ground, following Ali's every move with his eyes. Ali ran up to Ron and gave him a quick kiss on the corner of his mouth, looked at him intently, and fainted again.
Nikki was the last to leave, and after planting a giant kiss on Draco (who was looking at her with heavy lidded eyes) started singing a song; "I have a mansion, fourth enterprise. Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice... nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, blah... I forgot... uh...Lucky I'm insane after all I've been through-" she stopped as something caught her around the knees. She fell and turned around to see Draco clutching her legs. She looked at him, and motioned for him to get up and follow her, of course she missed everyone else's exit and ended up in the Room of Requirement, to which the door promptly disappeared.
After a couple of minutes of the remaining students looking at each other uncomfortably, Ali sat up. "Why is it always me?" And ran off in the opposite direction of her friends, but soon appeared through the opposite wall. After a couple of times running through, she stopped and asked for directions. "Which way did they go?"
Hermione coldly pointed in the correct direction, and Ali ran off. Hermione glared and held on tighter to Ron's robes as he tried to walk off again. Neville, looked at where Ali had disappeared to, and followed her off.
"That was just too weird." Commented Rachel, and walked to her class. Crabbe and Goyle, having no one else to follow followed her.
Ron and Hermione walked away from the scene, oddly enough not toward their classes, but toward the Gryffindor common room. Ron's voice echoing "If you want any sort of claim on me, you'd better be able to top that. OW!"
** Well that's it, I hope you enjoyed it. I had lotsa' fun writing it! Please Review and let me know how you liked it! And one part in there I got courtesy of my friend Nikki. Anyway, leave a review after the "beep".
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
What are you still doing here? Leave a review.
Please? **