Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any characters that may appear in
this fic. Damit. I want to hurt somebody.
Spongebob appears.
Spongebob: where am I?
Author: DIE YOU SPONGE
Spongebob: what? I'm not even an anime!
Author: oh, yea, I forget.
Spongebob: just start the fic!
Author: who you gettin' loud with?
Spongebob: JUST START IT!!!
Author: ok Mr.Spongebob man sir! (He's a lot bigger in person)
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Yusuke: *on the phone with Kuwabara* Why don't we all get together one day? It's been a while since the whole gang was together.
Kuwabara: ok. Lets round the up and meet at the Akebeko. (He he he).
Later at the Akubeko.
Hiei: (sarcastically) hooray, it's the happy hour.
Kurama: oh Hiei.
Hiei: I don't want to be here.
Yusuke: lighten up. Beer on me.
Kieko: you're not old enough.
Yusuke: They don't know that
Botan: Aren't you broke?
Yusuke. Hey! Lest keep that between the author and us!
Yukina: But this is a fanfic. More people will read it.
Author: she's right.
Hiei: Great! Now the author is inserting herself!
Author: shut up!
Hiei: no, you shut up and keep typing you stupid ningen.
Author: don't make me come over there.
Hiei: come. * Black flames come over his bandaged right arm*
Author: Don't make me get Spongebob on you.
Spongebob: don't put me in this.
Kuwabara: he really is bigger in person.
*Out of nowhere, an energy blast disintegrates Spongebob. *
Yusuke: I never did like that sponge.
Author: Oh Yusuke, you're my hero! (Author goers and hangs on Yusuke's arm.
Kieko: Get off my man!
Author: Whatever. I don't want him anyway. Right Kurama?
Hiei: ok, now that's my man!
Author: not any more.
Kurama: (blushing) settle down you two.
Hiei: this is between ma and her. .
Author: yeah, stay out if it.
Hiei: Don't talk to him that way you idiotic ningen.
Author: stupid forbidden child. Ice reject.
Hiei: what did you say?
Author: you heard me. Don't make me tell Yukina.
*Hiei backs off*
Yukina: tell me what?
Hiei: will you please take yourself out of this fic?
Author: for now.
*Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko and Sano walk into the Akebeko (who saw that coming?)*
Hiei: ok, you take yourself out and put these idiots in?
Author: he he he.
Yahiko: Hey, I heard that!
Hiei: so.
Kenshin: settle down now Yahiko.
Yahiko: (looking at Botan) Who's that? She's beautiful.
Botan: oh, your too much.
Yahiko: (getting his pimp on) *sexy voice* so, what's your name?
Botan: *giggle*. Botan, what's yours?
*Yahiko and Botan break of into a private conversation. *
Kaoru: Ooooooooo. I'm gonna tell Tsubame.
Sano: Oh Kaoru, let him get his pimp on while he's young.
*Sano catches Kurama out of the corner of his eye. *
Sano: And who are you little lady?
*Kurama thinking- do I look that much like a girl? *
Hiei: *glaring at Sano. *
__________________________________________________ Oh no. Sano did the unthinkable. Moving on Kurama! What will Hiei Do? Plus, will Patrick get off his lazy ass and try to avenge the death of Spongebob? Yup, it's a cliffy. Read ch.2 to find out what happens and who else joins this twisted tale. MUHUHAHAHAHAcough*
Spongebob appears.
Spongebob: where am I?
Author: DIE YOU SPONGE
Spongebob: what? I'm not even an anime!
Author: oh, yea, I forget.
Spongebob: just start the fic!
Author: who you gettin' loud with?
Spongebob: JUST START IT!!!
Author: ok Mr.Spongebob man sir! (He's a lot bigger in person)
______________________________________________
Yusuke: *on the phone with Kuwabara* Why don't we all get together one day? It's been a while since the whole gang was together.
Kuwabara: ok. Lets round the up and meet at the Akebeko. (He he he).
Later at the Akubeko.
Hiei: (sarcastically) hooray, it's the happy hour.
Kurama: oh Hiei.
Hiei: I don't want to be here.
Yusuke: lighten up. Beer on me.
Kieko: you're not old enough.
Yusuke: They don't know that
Botan: Aren't you broke?
Yusuke. Hey! Lest keep that between the author and us!
Yukina: But this is a fanfic. More people will read it.
Author: she's right.
Hiei: Great! Now the author is inserting herself!
Author: shut up!
Hiei: no, you shut up and keep typing you stupid ningen.
Author: don't make me come over there.
Hiei: come. * Black flames come over his bandaged right arm*
Author: Don't make me get Spongebob on you.
Spongebob: don't put me in this.
Kuwabara: he really is bigger in person.
*Out of nowhere, an energy blast disintegrates Spongebob. *
Yusuke: I never did like that sponge.
Author: Oh Yusuke, you're my hero! (Author goers and hangs on Yusuke's arm.
Kieko: Get off my man!
Author: Whatever. I don't want him anyway. Right Kurama?
Hiei: ok, now that's my man!
Author: not any more.
Kurama: (blushing) settle down you two.
Hiei: this is between ma and her. .
Author: yeah, stay out if it.
Hiei: Don't talk to him that way you idiotic ningen.
Author: stupid forbidden child. Ice reject.
Hiei: what did you say?
Author: you heard me. Don't make me tell Yukina.
*Hiei backs off*
Yukina: tell me what?
Hiei: will you please take yourself out of this fic?
Author: for now.
*Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko and Sano walk into the Akebeko (who saw that coming?)*
Hiei: ok, you take yourself out and put these idiots in?
Author: he he he.
Yahiko: Hey, I heard that!
Hiei: so.
Kenshin: settle down now Yahiko.
Yahiko: (looking at Botan) Who's that? She's beautiful.
Botan: oh, your too much.
Yahiko: (getting his pimp on) *sexy voice* so, what's your name?
Botan: *giggle*. Botan, what's yours?
*Yahiko and Botan break of into a private conversation. *
Kaoru: Ooooooooo. I'm gonna tell Tsubame.
Sano: Oh Kaoru, let him get his pimp on while he's young.
*Sano catches Kurama out of the corner of his eye. *
Sano: And who are you little lady?
*Kurama thinking- do I look that much like a girl? *
Hiei: *glaring at Sano. *
__________________________________________________ Oh no. Sano did the unthinkable. Moving on Kurama! What will Hiei Do? Plus, will Patrick get off his lazy ass and try to avenge the death of Spongebob? Yup, it's a cliffy. Read ch.2 to find out what happens and who else joins this twisted tale. MUHUHAHAHAHAcough*