Disclaimer: I personally think disclaimers are pointless. Think about it. If everybody who wrote a fic owned the characters and show/movie, there would be a lot of fighting goin' down.

Anyway, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, or any other anime stars that enter this fic or brands that may appear. Now, on with the fic!

The Akebeko door swing's open. In steps three figures, the first, a girl. She seems well tanned with a red bikini top, matching skirt thing and a sword on her back. Next to her was a boy with white hair carrying a staff and beside him was another girl with. aw, what the hell, it was Mimiru, Tsukasa, and Subaru.

Yahiko: *looks at them and yells * Yo, shorty in the red, come here for a sec.

Mimiru: Who, me?

Yahiko: yea, and bring your friend.

*Mimiru and Subaru walk over to Yahiko *

Kuwabara: da-da da-da da-da damn (think Fabolous)

Hiei: You probably never had that many girls in your life, am I right?

Kuwabara: well at least I have Yukina. *Looks at his side* Right sweetie? Hey. where are you . *Looks around to see Yukina has joined Yahiko's list. *

*Kuwabara starts crying while everyone else is laughing anime style (except Hiei) *

Tsukasa: *spots Kurama * who are you, miss.

*Hiei and Sano glare at him *

Kurama: *thinking-damn Yuske and his girl. Coming up with this idea to make me a girl. At least I get that dryer. * my name is Kurama. What's yours? Tsukasa: oh, my name is (gets cut off by sano)

Sano: Sonoske Sagara at your service miss Kurama *kisses Kuramas hand *

Tsukasa: *pushes Sano aside * and I am Tsukasa. Pleased to meat you.

Sano: *pushes him back * don't you push me.

Sano and Tsukasa start fighting. Kurama sweat drops and looks at Hiei. Hiei is staring at the fight. He breaks it up and plants a kiss on Kurama, then uses tongue.

Hiei: Mine. Touch. Die.

Kenshin: that reminds me of what Saitou says that it does. Azu Soku Zan. (Slay evil instantly. I think)

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------- (Next chappie will be longer, promise. I only had time for this much. I'm working on a new fic called "One Night of Love". Read and review it please. )

Author: So, what did you think?

AnimeKitty101: Nice, but did you have to make Hiei gay?

Author: Sorry, but look at it this way, Sano and Tsukasa are gay as well.

AK101: That's not helping.

Author: well. I made Kurama gay, that's a big sacrifice on my part.

AK101: true.

*Forgive me if my pairings offend homophobic people and those who don't like Hiei/Kurama matches, but I happen to be open to almost any match. *