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Chapter Two: She Knows!
Kenshin: You really like doing bizarre titles don't you?
Me: How is that title bizarre in any way?
Sanoske: Can we get on with the story.
Me: Of course we can once Shorty gets here.
Shorty: I am here I've been here the entire time!
Me: Oh well you're just so short no one must have noticed you. Now on with the story!
Once again the real chapter two: She Knows!
Kaoru: I wonder were Kenshin is he's later that normal.
Megumi: Heh Miss Kaoru.
Kaoru: Oh hello Miss Megumi, how are you?
Megumi: Not very good. I have some bad news Miss Kaoru.
Kaoru: Oh no what's wrong Miss Megumi? Is it Kenshin?
Megumi: Umm, yes. You see. I caught Kenshin with another woman...
Kaoru: WHAT! ARE YOU SERIOUS! WHERE IS HE! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
Megumi: Now, now Miss Kaoru, don't get yourself so worked up.
Kaoru: Hold on why are you so calm? Are you ling to me?
Megumi: (sweat drop) No I'm not ling I just don't as worked up as you.
Sanoske: Don't worry Miss Kaoru I'm sure if Kenshin didn't like you he'd tell you. Or he wouldn't still be living in your dojo.
Miss Kaoru: Are you saying that Kenshin doesn't like me?
Sanoske: (sweat drop) Woh girl calm down. I never said he didn't like you.
Miss Kaoru: Oh you're both horrible!
Shorty: Ah my first narration of the chapter... Oh uh... With that Miss Kaoru stomped off into town. She hadn't gone far when...
(BUMP)
Kaoru: Ouch! Hey watch were you're going mis...
Shorty: Miss Kaoru looked up to see a man with red hair just like Kenshin's, only it wasn't Kenshin, because the hair was down and kinda looked pink for some reason.
Mystery man: Oh I'm sorry miss I wasn't watching were I was going. Here let me help you up.
Kaoru: Uh thank you. My name is Kaoru, MISS Kaoru.
Mystery man: Nice to meet you Miss Kaoru. I'm Kurama. Are you here all alone?
Kaoru: Sadly yes it seems that my friends have abandoned me.
Kurama: That's horrible. Although I have some what the same st...
Pikachu: Pika, pi, chu, ka?
Kaoru: Ok that is creepy.
Kurama: Very creepy.
Shorty: Meanwhile on the other side of the street.
Kenshin: Bye ladies it's been fun.
Lady one: Oh come on Kenny, don't go.
Lady two: Yah why do you have to go back to that old run down dojo?
Kenshin: Now, now ladies Miss Kaoru is a very nice girl.
Lady one: Yah little pain in the butt of a girl.
Kenshin: Don't any of you worry she's not my type.
Shorty: Just then Pikachu grabbed Kenshin's pant's leg turning him to see Miss Kaoru flirting, with another man, gasp, not just any other man but a, gasp, a man with RED HAIR! Or Pink but it didn't matter.
Kenshin: (to himself) Oh no she has found another man to flirt with what will I ever do!
Me: Umm Kenshin that wasn't your line.
Kenshin: So? What are you going to do about it!
Me: Oh Hiei!
Hiei: What do you want?
Me: Kenshin is being a brat could you take over for a while?
Hiei: Do I get paid more?
Me: Uh no.
Hiei: Fine.
(Hiei comes back and for a very scary reason looks exactly like Kenshin)
Hiei: Isn't that nice Kaoru has found another guy to bother. (Turns to face the ladies) Ok you win I'll stay.
Shorty: *i like hiei, he's nice and strong and* (looks at audience) Oh *cough* Just as Hiei- err Kenshin was about to walk through the door Miss Kaoru caught him.
Kaoru: KENSHIN!(runs over and slaps Kenshin) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK?!
Hiei: (looks behind Kaoru at the other man) Looks like you've been just fine. I see you found yourself a younger man right there.
Kaoru: Leave Kurama out of this!
Kurama: (approaching the two) I'll have you know that I am not as young as I look!
Hiei: Right.
Kurama: I really doubt you are older then 500.
Kaoru: (Looks at Kurama) 500 YOU'RE 500!
Kurama: Well give or take a few decades.
Kaoru: (faints)
Hiei: Sorry ladies but it looks like I better take sleeping beauty here home.
All of the Ladies in the place: Oh no Kenshin! Please don't do.
Hiei: Sorry but I must.
Kurama: Hey ladies I'll come.
All of the ladies: Ok, bye Kenshin.
Hiei: That's not fair!
Kurama: Hey that was my intent the entire time.
Hiei: I hate you.
Kurama: I know. Old guys can have a lot of fun too.
Lady three: Come on Kurama.
Hiei: (to him self) wait until he finds out what they really want then he'll be running out of there real fast. That'll be rich! Muahahahahaha!
Shorty: So Hiei. err Kenshin took Miss Kaoru back to the dojo.
Megumi: Oh no Kenshin what happened to Miss Kaoru?
Hiei: Let's just say she found out way too much.
Shorty: Stay tune for the next chapter that will appear. uh. when will it appear? Me: When ever I think it up.
Shorty: Uh ok. So there you have it folks. That is all for now, until when ever.
Chapter Two: She Knows!
Kenshin: You really like doing bizarre titles don't you?
Me: How is that title bizarre in any way?
Sanoske: Can we get on with the story.
Me: Of course we can once Shorty gets here.
Shorty: I am here I've been here the entire time!
Me: Oh well you're just so short no one must have noticed you. Now on with the story!
Once again the real chapter two: She Knows!
Kaoru: I wonder were Kenshin is he's later that normal.
Megumi: Heh Miss Kaoru.
Kaoru: Oh hello Miss Megumi, how are you?
Megumi: Not very good. I have some bad news Miss Kaoru.
Kaoru: Oh no what's wrong Miss Megumi? Is it Kenshin?
Megumi: Umm, yes. You see. I caught Kenshin with another woman...
Kaoru: WHAT! ARE YOU SERIOUS! WHERE IS HE! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
Megumi: Now, now Miss Kaoru, don't get yourself so worked up.
Kaoru: Hold on why are you so calm? Are you ling to me?
Megumi: (sweat drop) No I'm not ling I just don't as worked up as you.
Sanoske: Don't worry Miss Kaoru I'm sure if Kenshin didn't like you he'd tell you. Or he wouldn't still be living in your dojo.
Miss Kaoru: Are you saying that Kenshin doesn't like me?
Sanoske: (sweat drop) Woh girl calm down. I never said he didn't like you.
Miss Kaoru: Oh you're both horrible!
Shorty: Ah my first narration of the chapter... Oh uh... With that Miss Kaoru stomped off into town. She hadn't gone far when...
(BUMP)
Kaoru: Ouch! Hey watch were you're going mis...
Shorty: Miss Kaoru looked up to see a man with red hair just like Kenshin's, only it wasn't Kenshin, because the hair was down and kinda looked pink for some reason.
Mystery man: Oh I'm sorry miss I wasn't watching were I was going. Here let me help you up.
Kaoru: Uh thank you. My name is Kaoru, MISS Kaoru.
Mystery man: Nice to meet you Miss Kaoru. I'm Kurama. Are you here all alone?
Kaoru: Sadly yes it seems that my friends have abandoned me.
Kurama: That's horrible. Although I have some what the same st...
Pikachu: Pika, pi, chu, ka?
Kaoru: Ok that is creepy.
Kurama: Very creepy.
Shorty: Meanwhile on the other side of the street.
Kenshin: Bye ladies it's been fun.
Lady one: Oh come on Kenny, don't go.
Lady two: Yah why do you have to go back to that old run down dojo?
Kenshin: Now, now ladies Miss Kaoru is a very nice girl.
Lady one: Yah little pain in the butt of a girl.
Kenshin: Don't any of you worry she's not my type.
Shorty: Just then Pikachu grabbed Kenshin's pant's leg turning him to see Miss Kaoru flirting, with another man, gasp, not just any other man but a, gasp, a man with RED HAIR! Or Pink but it didn't matter.
Kenshin: (to himself) Oh no she has found another man to flirt with what will I ever do!
Me: Umm Kenshin that wasn't your line.
Kenshin: So? What are you going to do about it!
Me: Oh Hiei!
Hiei: What do you want?
Me: Kenshin is being a brat could you take over for a while?
Hiei: Do I get paid more?
Me: Uh no.
Hiei: Fine.
(Hiei comes back and for a very scary reason looks exactly like Kenshin)
Hiei: Isn't that nice Kaoru has found another guy to bother. (Turns to face the ladies) Ok you win I'll stay.
Shorty: *i like hiei, he's nice and strong and* (looks at audience) Oh *cough* Just as Hiei- err Kenshin was about to walk through the door Miss Kaoru caught him.
Kaoru: KENSHIN!(runs over and slaps Kenshin) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK?!
Hiei: (looks behind Kaoru at the other man) Looks like you've been just fine. I see you found yourself a younger man right there.
Kaoru: Leave Kurama out of this!
Kurama: (approaching the two) I'll have you know that I am not as young as I look!
Hiei: Right.
Kurama: I really doubt you are older then 500.
Kaoru: (Looks at Kurama) 500 YOU'RE 500!
Kurama: Well give or take a few decades.
Kaoru: (faints)
Hiei: Sorry ladies but it looks like I better take sleeping beauty here home.
All of the Ladies in the place: Oh no Kenshin! Please don't do.
Hiei: Sorry but I must.
Kurama: Hey ladies I'll come.
All of the ladies: Ok, bye Kenshin.
Hiei: That's not fair!
Kurama: Hey that was my intent the entire time.
Hiei: I hate you.
Kurama: I know. Old guys can have a lot of fun too.
Lady three: Come on Kurama.
Hiei: (to him self) wait until he finds out what they really want then he'll be running out of there real fast. That'll be rich! Muahahahahaha!
Shorty: So Hiei. err Kenshin took Miss Kaoru back to the dojo.
Megumi: Oh no Kenshin what happened to Miss Kaoru?
Hiei: Let's just say she found out way too much.
Shorty: Stay tune for the next chapter that will appear. uh. when will it appear? Me: When ever I think it up.
Shorty: Uh ok. So there you have it folks. That is all for now, until when ever.