Disclaimer: Once again I don't own anything I may bring up in this. So do
not fear dear lawyers I will not force you to earn thousands of dollars be
suing my butt off until not even my creations are left.
Me: Ok I'm tired of typing just me for well uh me so from now on I will be known as the ESTEEMED CREATOR OF THIS FANFICTION and I expect to be called that too by all of my lonely minions or servants. But to make life easier for my readers as well as my narrator, it can just be ECTF I hope that doesn't stand for anything in some language some where out in cyber space.
Shorty: Uh ok ECTF you're going way off base here this story is about Rurouni Kenshin.
THE ESTEEMED CREATOR OF THIS FANFICTION: Whoa that is a long title ok the writer (me) can also use the short hand. Any how, so you think this is just about Rurouni Kenshin? I think not! On with the chapter:
Chapter four: Getting too random (subtitled: Even for the ESTEEMED.ACTORS!)
Kenshin: Ok is it just me or were we just in the dojo?
Kaoru: Um where are we?
Fighter: I have no idea.
Insane voice: But what FuN is it if a few precious lives aren't lost?
Kenshin: I'm confused.
Yuske: For the first time its not just Kuabarra.
Kuabarra: Shut-Up Yuske!!!
Hiei: At least I don't have to be Kenshin anymore. (in a low voice). and with me dressed up in my alter ego of Blue Gender's Han Shorty will never find me. I hope.(turns to the audience) NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN US SO STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Kurama: Hi-
Hiei: *cough
Kurama: Sorry Uh Han I don't think you have to worry.
Hiei: I don't care.
Yuske: Will you stop flirting.
ECTF: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING! YUSKE AM I GOING TO HAVE TO KICK YOU OUT OF THIS FANFICTION?
Yuske: no
ECTF: Ok.
Kenshin: So who's the clown bent on destruction?
Clown bent on destruction: I am not a CLOWN I am an eeeevil mastermind, Kefka!
Locke: Who- (looks at Yukina) hey your kinda quite.
Hiei: Back off!
Celes: Locke!
Locke: Oh Celes. you're still here. you see I was. uh. Treasure Hunting!
Kefka: Uh hello here I'm take over the world now.
Kenshin: No you're not. I wont allow you to harm any more-
Some guy with a red trench coat: Women!
Kenshin: uh that's not what I was going to say but ok that works. By the way who are you?
Guy:.
ECTF: He's Vash the Stampede
Vash: Uh yea sure. Now you evil hearted criminal you should only believe in-
ECTF: NO VASH non of that, you will drive away the readers.
POOF Vash disappears.
Kenshin: ok that was.
POOF
A kid: ooo so that is what that button does.
Kenshin: who are you.
Kid: Ed's name is Ed, short for-
ECTF: NO ED NOW GO HOME NOW!
Once again POOF bye, bye Ed.
Kenshin: Ok once again that was.
PO-
Kenshin: NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS DURING ONE OF MY LINES!
oooff
Kenshin: Thank you. Now evil being you will die.
*cough
Kenshin: Oh yea I can't kill ok then I will hire. (looks around) Locke to kill you!
Locke: Dude read the memo I'm a Treasure Hunter not an assassin.
MEMO:
I Locke Cole am a Treasure Hunter. NOT A THIEF. Thank you
Kenshin: Okay well what about for a girl friend.
Locke: ok
Kefka: Nooooooo *dies with no violence what so ever just from the thought of Locke killing him.
Locke: so what chick do I get?
Kenshin: (looks around) you can have uh the author!
ECTF: I THINK NOT I 'M TAKEN!
Kenshin: ok then you can have Miss Kaoru.
Locke: COOL!
Kaoru: KENSHIN!
Kenshin: What?
Kaoru: (Pulls out a huge hammer and.)
SMACK!
Kenshin: *swirl eyes
Celes: Plus Locke you promised me.
Locke: So. I promise that to every chick I met.
Celes: Miss Kaoru may I borrow that hammer?
Kaoru: Of course.
SMACK!
Locke: *tear (along with an over sized bump on his head)
Vash: So if ladies want to go out later?
Kaoru/Celes: NO!
SMACK!
Vash: *tear (also with the over sized bump)
Yukina: That wasn't very nice.
Kaoru: Perhaps not but it's the only way to keep some boys under control.
Celes: And less annoying.
Kayko: Hum. I should use that tactic on Yuske, it would probably work a lot better than just yelling at him.
All the men run away screaming (exempting Hie- err Han he's too proud to do such an act like some one else we all know, Vegeta perhaps).
ECTF: So that finishes everything up for another chapter of randomness . What crazy things might our gang encounter next time? It maybe YOU! Maybe. or it could be some random person like. well you'll just have to wait because of this point not even I know.maybe.
Shorty: Why wasn't I in this chapter?
ECTF: You were.
Shorty: When?
ECTF: At the begging and now at the intermission. kidding the end.
Shorty: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
ECTF: Well of course not. But that's life so live with it.
Me: Ok I'm tired of typing just me for well uh me so from now on I will be known as the ESTEEMED CREATOR OF THIS FANFICTION and I expect to be called that too by all of my lonely minions or servants. But to make life easier for my readers as well as my narrator, it can just be ECTF I hope that doesn't stand for anything in some language some where out in cyber space.
Shorty: Uh ok ECTF you're going way off base here this story is about Rurouni Kenshin.
THE ESTEEMED CREATOR OF THIS FANFICTION: Whoa that is a long title ok the writer (me) can also use the short hand. Any how, so you think this is just about Rurouni Kenshin? I think not! On with the chapter:
Chapter four: Getting too random (subtitled: Even for the ESTEEMED.ACTORS!)
Kenshin: Ok is it just me or were we just in the dojo?
Kaoru: Um where are we?
Fighter: I have no idea.
Insane voice: But what FuN is it if a few precious lives aren't lost?
Kenshin: I'm confused.
Yuske: For the first time its not just Kuabarra.
Kuabarra: Shut-Up Yuske!!!
Hiei: At least I don't have to be Kenshin anymore. (in a low voice). and with me dressed up in my alter ego of Blue Gender's Han Shorty will never find me. I hope.(turns to the audience) NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN US SO STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Kurama: Hi-
Hiei: *cough
Kurama: Sorry Uh Han I don't think you have to worry.
Hiei: I don't care.
Yuske: Will you stop flirting.
ECTF: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING! YUSKE AM I GOING TO HAVE TO KICK YOU OUT OF THIS FANFICTION?
Yuske: no
ECTF: Ok.
Kenshin: So who's the clown bent on destruction?
Clown bent on destruction: I am not a CLOWN I am an eeeevil mastermind, Kefka!
Locke: Who- (looks at Yukina) hey your kinda quite.
Hiei: Back off!
Celes: Locke!
Locke: Oh Celes. you're still here. you see I was. uh. Treasure Hunting!
Kefka: Uh hello here I'm take over the world now.
Kenshin: No you're not. I wont allow you to harm any more-
Some guy with a red trench coat: Women!
Kenshin: uh that's not what I was going to say but ok that works. By the way who are you?
Guy:.
ECTF: He's Vash the Stampede
Vash: Uh yea sure. Now you evil hearted criminal you should only believe in-
ECTF: NO VASH non of that, you will drive away the readers.
POOF Vash disappears.
Kenshin: ok that was.
POOF
A kid: ooo so that is what that button does.
Kenshin: who are you.
Kid: Ed's name is Ed, short for-
ECTF: NO ED NOW GO HOME NOW!
Once again POOF bye, bye Ed.
Kenshin: Ok once again that was.
PO-
Kenshin: NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS DURING ONE OF MY LINES!
oooff
Kenshin: Thank you. Now evil being you will die.
*cough
Kenshin: Oh yea I can't kill ok then I will hire. (looks around) Locke to kill you!
Locke: Dude read the memo I'm a Treasure Hunter not an assassin.
MEMO:
I Locke Cole am a Treasure Hunter. NOT A THIEF. Thank you
Kenshin: Okay well what about for a girl friend.
Locke: ok
Kefka: Nooooooo *dies with no violence what so ever just from the thought of Locke killing him.
Locke: so what chick do I get?
Kenshin: (looks around) you can have uh the author!
ECTF: I THINK NOT I 'M TAKEN!
Kenshin: ok then you can have Miss Kaoru.
Locke: COOL!
Kaoru: KENSHIN!
Kenshin: What?
Kaoru: (Pulls out a huge hammer and.)
SMACK!
Kenshin: *swirl eyes
Celes: Plus Locke you promised me.
Locke: So. I promise that to every chick I met.
Celes: Miss Kaoru may I borrow that hammer?
Kaoru: Of course.
SMACK!
Locke: *tear (along with an over sized bump on his head)
Vash: So if ladies want to go out later?
Kaoru/Celes: NO!
SMACK!
Vash: *tear (also with the over sized bump)
Yukina: That wasn't very nice.
Kaoru: Perhaps not but it's the only way to keep some boys under control.
Celes: And less annoying.
Kayko: Hum. I should use that tactic on Yuske, it would probably work a lot better than just yelling at him.
All the men run away screaming (exempting Hie- err Han he's too proud to do such an act like some one else we all know, Vegeta perhaps).
ECTF: So that finishes everything up for another chapter of randomness . What crazy things might our gang encounter next time? It maybe YOU! Maybe. or it could be some random person like. well you'll just have to wait because of this point not even I know.maybe.
Shorty: Why wasn't I in this chapter?
ECTF: You were.
Shorty: When?
ECTF: At the begging and now at the intermission. kidding the end.
Shorty: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
ECTF: Well of course not. But that's life so live with it.