Fox And Samus- Bounty hunters
Hello, and welcome to my first fanfic ever. I hope it's good. This is sort of a SSBM fanfic, but it includes many other types of video game characters. This story is an original by me Austin, AKA FacyFace. There may be some cursing and some other things like that. Remember that I do not own SSBM, or any other part of Nintendo. This story is made just for fun, and is completely fiction.
Episode 1- Yoshi's Island of insanity.
"Another day, another bounty" Samus said casually as she and Fox drove, in Fox's new Sports Car, down the Highway towards the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Who are we after again?" Fox asked.
"I think its Yoshi", Samus replied.
"Yoshi? Why in world would there be a bounty on him?"
"I think he went crazy, and started attacking everyone in sight. I heard he attacked Nana and Popo, and bit their legs right off, and swallowed a whole Toad in one bite." Samus spoke about these horrific events in such a calm and worry free way.
Fox said shakily "Wow. It's a real shame. He was such a good person err. dinosaur."
"Yeah, but he's not the first psycho we dealt with. Remember Bomberman?"
Fox chuckled. Long ago Bomberman started a boot company, where he made boots that exploded after someone put them on. He made millions off the sales and killed thousands. It wasn't hard to catch him, but he really was insane. He thought killing people would make him a god and get to rule everything. They found him hiding in an alley in a pile of boots muttering "I will rule all you little people, With my booty boot Boots. "
Before I go on with the main story, I should say this. Every game ever made has it's own little dimension in the universe. Connecting each dimension is a highway, and every highway has sort a desert around it. Samus and Fox were traveling on a highway that connected Fox's dimension and The Mushroom Kingdom.
"Why do you think Yoshi went insane?" Fox asked in worried voice.
"I've heard a lot of things. Some say he got fed up with everyone riding him and just lost it. Some say he ate one of Mario's mushrooms, and you know what those can do to anything besides Mario."
"Ha, yeah. I accidentally had one of those and boy was I messed up. I woke up with my fur wet and eight dollar bills in my mouth" Fox said enthusiastically.
"Accidentally, yeah right."
"Shut up, Samus"
"But some say that Yoshi has been taking drugs, but where would anyone get drugs in the Mushroom Kingdom?"
"Yeah, where would they?"
Actually you'd be able to get drugs pretty much any where in the Mushroom Kingdom. While Mario and the Princess were in Isle Delifino for vacation (In Super Mario Sunshine if you are an idiot) all hell broke loose back in the Mushroom Kingdom. Crime broke out, the Princess's servants went on strike, and riots and fires were everywhere. As you can expect this was quite a surprise to Mario and Peach. Mario worked to try to get things in order, but he alone couldn't stop all the crime going on, so he asked Luigi to help. They tried to stop all of the crime, and it seemed they did, but all was still not well. Bowser still had an underground crime gang, and other gangs still ran loose. In short, it was not the best time for the Mushroom Kingdom.
Samus and Fox arrived at the entrance to the Mushroom Kingdom; they prepared themselves, drove into the entrance, and were warped to the front of Peach's castle. They saw Mario, Luigi, and Peach were sitting on lawn chairs. Mario was eating his disgusting pasta, which is made from microwaved noodles and tomatoes that were mashed in a blender. Peach was drinking a bottle of wine, and was totally messed up. Luigi looked bored as ever and was playing his GBA. Mario greeted him in his usual way.
"Heya it'sa Samus anda Fox. Wanta some Pasta yes?"
"No, no that's fine Mario" Samus and Fox said at the same time while shaking their heads
"God shut the F up Mario. We've been eating your disgusting pasta for two years." Screamed Luigi.
"Buta Pastas good yes?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. GOD YOU SUCK MARIO!!!!"
Luigi jumped on Mario Screaming, and started punching him. Samus knew they wouldn't be any help, so she thought she give Peach a chance.
"Have you seen Yoshi around?" Samus asked.
"Who?" Peach said wearily, then hiccuped loudly.
"You know he's a green dinosaur bout this high." Fox said to the half awake Peach.
"Oh him. Well.." Peach then fell down on her face.
"I talked to him on the phone. He said he wanted to do something with me and that he'd." Peach then threw up and her face and was covered in her own vomit.
"..be here in an hour, but hey that was like an half an hour ago" She then passed out.
Samus and Fox looked worried. They knew that psycho Yoshi would be here soon. They had to protect the Princess, well actually Fox thought she would be better off dead.
Suddenly the sky opened up. Fox knew that only one person could make such and entrance.
"Ganondorf this isn't the right time." he mumbled.
Ganondorf dropped down and tried to kick Fox in the face, but Fox was too fast for him and Ganondorf missed completely. Fox kicked him in the stomach, but then Ganondorf banged Fox hard on the head. Fox fell to the ground then Ganondorf picked him up and squeezed him tight, and Fox began screaming in pain. Samus wanted to help but knew Fox could handle this. Then Ganondorf tossed him to the ground as hard as he could. Fox lay there motionless, and Ganondorf started to laugh. In fact he laughed so hard that he started to cry. He wiped the tears off and looked down only to find that Fox was gone.
"Take this fucker" He heard from above, and Fox was coming towards him. Ganondorf seized this opportunity and jumped towards Fox, but fox knew Ganondorf too well and dodged his attack. He dropped to the ground, charged up, and kicked Ganon in the face. Ganon flew through the air and crashed into a mushroom house. A bunch of pissed Toads came out of the house and attacked Ganon. When that many Toads get together they can be like piranha. Ganon threw them off and flew towards the sky.
"This ain't over Fox" shouted Ganon as he flew toward a portal in the sky. Everyone started to laugh as they saw that a lone Toad was hanging on his cape.
"Get off!!!" Ganon bellowed as the portal closed behind him.
It wasn't long after that when Yoshi arrived. His skin was cut up with scars all over him, he was foaming at the mouth, had a crazed look in his eyes, and a knife in his hand. He calmly walked towards them. He looked docile even with all his scars and insane look. Yoshi then screamed and ran to Samus with his knife in his hand. He tries to stab her but Fox grabbed him ,held him tightly, and Samus punched him. Yoshi broke free and pulled out a grenade. He tossed it at Samus but missed and it blew up Fox's Brand new Sports Car.
"Aw shit! I had only 3 more payments! DAMN YOU YOSHI!!!!!" Screamed Fox and he ran towards Yoshi. He grabbed that freak dinosaur by his neck, and started to choke him. Yoshi gagged and gurgled all the while struggling to get free. He successfully bit Fox hard in his hand. Fox looking more furious then ever, tossed Yoshi's body up in the air like a sack of potatoes, and kicked the demented dinosaur square in the forehead. Yoshi then dropped dead to the ground.
"I'll be sure never to piss off Fox in the Future." Samus said as she watched Fox lifted Yoshi's dead body onto his shoulder.
"How are we going to get this home? That green loser blew up our only way of fast transportation."
"I have no idea" Said Samus.
Suddenly they heard the rowing of a boat behind them on the nearby lake. It was Kapp'n from Animal Crossing.
"Do you scurvy landlubbin dogs want a lift?" He asked.
"Uh sure, ok" replied Samus.
"Then connect your Gameboy Advance to the Gamecube and press the A button when ready."
"What?" Fox said in freaked out voice. As the sun began to set, they all rowed towards the highway entrance.
End of chapter.
Thanks for reading. Please review.
Coming soon episode 2 Keep rolling Gongon
Please stay tuned and come back for the next episode.
Written by Austin (AKA FacyFace) 2003
Hello, and welcome to my first fanfic ever. I hope it's good. This is sort of a SSBM fanfic, but it includes many other types of video game characters. This story is an original by me Austin, AKA FacyFace. There may be some cursing and some other things like that. Remember that I do not own SSBM, or any other part of Nintendo. This story is made just for fun, and is completely fiction.
Episode 1- Yoshi's Island of insanity.
"Another day, another bounty" Samus said casually as she and Fox drove, in Fox's new Sports Car, down the Highway towards the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Who are we after again?" Fox asked.
"I think its Yoshi", Samus replied.
"Yoshi? Why in world would there be a bounty on him?"
"I think he went crazy, and started attacking everyone in sight. I heard he attacked Nana and Popo, and bit their legs right off, and swallowed a whole Toad in one bite." Samus spoke about these horrific events in such a calm and worry free way.
Fox said shakily "Wow. It's a real shame. He was such a good person err. dinosaur."
"Yeah, but he's not the first psycho we dealt with. Remember Bomberman?"
Fox chuckled. Long ago Bomberman started a boot company, where he made boots that exploded after someone put them on. He made millions off the sales and killed thousands. It wasn't hard to catch him, but he really was insane. He thought killing people would make him a god and get to rule everything. They found him hiding in an alley in a pile of boots muttering "I will rule all you little people, With my booty boot Boots. "
Before I go on with the main story, I should say this. Every game ever made has it's own little dimension in the universe. Connecting each dimension is a highway, and every highway has sort a desert around it. Samus and Fox were traveling on a highway that connected Fox's dimension and The Mushroom Kingdom.
"Why do you think Yoshi went insane?" Fox asked in worried voice.
"I've heard a lot of things. Some say he got fed up with everyone riding him and just lost it. Some say he ate one of Mario's mushrooms, and you know what those can do to anything besides Mario."
"Ha, yeah. I accidentally had one of those and boy was I messed up. I woke up with my fur wet and eight dollar bills in my mouth" Fox said enthusiastically.
"Accidentally, yeah right."
"Shut up, Samus"
"But some say that Yoshi has been taking drugs, but where would anyone get drugs in the Mushroom Kingdom?"
"Yeah, where would they?"
Actually you'd be able to get drugs pretty much any where in the Mushroom Kingdom. While Mario and the Princess were in Isle Delifino for vacation (In Super Mario Sunshine if you are an idiot) all hell broke loose back in the Mushroom Kingdom. Crime broke out, the Princess's servants went on strike, and riots and fires were everywhere. As you can expect this was quite a surprise to Mario and Peach. Mario worked to try to get things in order, but he alone couldn't stop all the crime going on, so he asked Luigi to help. They tried to stop all of the crime, and it seemed they did, but all was still not well. Bowser still had an underground crime gang, and other gangs still ran loose. In short, it was not the best time for the Mushroom Kingdom.
Samus and Fox arrived at the entrance to the Mushroom Kingdom; they prepared themselves, drove into the entrance, and were warped to the front of Peach's castle. They saw Mario, Luigi, and Peach were sitting on lawn chairs. Mario was eating his disgusting pasta, which is made from microwaved noodles and tomatoes that were mashed in a blender. Peach was drinking a bottle of wine, and was totally messed up. Luigi looked bored as ever and was playing his GBA. Mario greeted him in his usual way.
"Heya it'sa Samus anda Fox. Wanta some Pasta yes?"
"No, no that's fine Mario" Samus and Fox said at the same time while shaking their heads
"God shut the F up Mario. We've been eating your disgusting pasta for two years." Screamed Luigi.
"Buta Pastas good yes?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. GOD YOU SUCK MARIO!!!!"
Luigi jumped on Mario Screaming, and started punching him. Samus knew they wouldn't be any help, so she thought she give Peach a chance.
"Have you seen Yoshi around?" Samus asked.
"Who?" Peach said wearily, then hiccuped loudly.
"You know he's a green dinosaur bout this high." Fox said to the half awake Peach.
"Oh him. Well.." Peach then fell down on her face.
"I talked to him on the phone. He said he wanted to do something with me and that he'd." Peach then threw up and her face and was covered in her own vomit.
"..be here in an hour, but hey that was like an half an hour ago" She then passed out.
Samus and Fox looked worried. They knew that psycho Yoshi would be here soon. They had to protect the Princess, well actually Fox thought she would be better off dead.
Suddenly the sky opened up. Fox knew that only one person could make such and entrance.
"Ganondorf this isn't the right time." he mumbled.
Ganondorf dropped down and tried to kick Fox in the face, but Fox was too fast for him and Ganondorf missed completely. Fox kicked him in the stomach, but then Ganondorf banged Fox hard on the head. Fox fell to the ground then Ganondorf picked him up and squeezed him tight, and Fox began screaming in pain. Samus wanted to help but knew Fox could handle this. Then Ganondorf tossed him to the ground as hard as he could. Fox lay there motionless, and Ganondorf started to laugh. In fact he laughed so hard that he started to cry. He wiped the tears off and looked down only to find that Fox was gone.
"Take this fucker" He heard from above, and Fox was coming towards him. Ganondorf seized this opportunity and jumped towards Fox, but fox knew Ganondorf too well and dodged his attack. He dropped to the ground, charged up, and kicked Ganon in the face. Ganon flew through the air and crashed into a mushroom house. A bunch of pissed Toads came out of the house and attacked Ganon. When that many Toads get together they can be like piranha. Ganon threw them off and flew towards the sky.
"This ain't over Fox" shouted Ganon as he flew toward a portal in the sky. Everyone started to laugh as they saw that a lone Toad was hanging on his cape.
"Get off!!!" Ganon bellowed as the portal closed behind him.
It wasn't long after that when Yoshi arrived. His skin was cut up with scars all over him, he was foaming at the mouth, had a crazed look in his eyes, and a knife in his hand. He calmly walked towards them. He looked docile even with all his scars and insane look. Yoshi then screamed and ran to Samus with his knife in his hand. He tries to stab her but Fox grabbed him ,held him tightly, and Samus punched him. Yoshi broke free and pulled out a grenade. He tossed it at Samus but missed and it blew up Fox's Brand new Sports Car.
"Aw shit! I had only 3 more payments! DAMN YOU YOSHI!!!!!" Screamed Fox and he ran towards Yoshi. He grabbed that freak dinosaur by his neck, and started to choke him. Yoshi gagged and gurgled all the while struggling to get free. He successfully bit Fox hard in his hand. Fox looking more furious then ever, tossed Yoshi's body up in the air like a sack of potatoes, and kicked the demented dinosaur square in the forehead. Yoshi then dropped dead to the ground.
"I'll be sure never to piss off Fox in the Future." Samus said as she watched Fox lifted Yoshi's dead body onto his shoulder.
"How are we going to get this home? That green loser blew up our only way of fast transportation."
"I have no idea" Said Samus.
Suddenly they heard the rowing of a boat behind them on the nearby lake. It was Kapp'n from Animal Crossing.
"Do you scurvy landlubbin dogs want a lift?" He asked.
"Uh sure, ok" replied Samus.
"Then connect your Gameboy Advance to the Gamecube and press the A button when ready."
"What?" Fox said in freaked out voice. As the sun began to set, they all rowed towards the highway entrance.
End of chapter.
Thanks for reading. Please review.
Coming soon episode 2 Keep rolling Gongon
Please stay tuned and come back for the next episode.
Written by Austin (AKA FacyFace) 2003
