Fox and Samus- Bounty Hunters

Hello, and welcome to my first fanfic ever. I hope it's good. This is sort of a SSBM fanfic, but it includes many other types of video game characters. This story is an original by me Austin, AKA FacyFace. There may be some cursing and some other things like that. Remember that I do not own SSBM, or any other part of Nintendo. This story is made just for fun, and is completely fiction.

(First read Chapter one)

Episode 2 - Keep rolling Gongon.

Saturday morning began as it usually did for Samus and Fox. Fox woke up at 6:30, made himself a bowl of Lucky Charms, sat on the sofa, and watched info-mercials. Samus on the other hand, didn't have it so easy in the mornings. She doesn't sleep in her suit (Duh! Would you?) So when she wakes up, usually at 9:00, she first has to put that on, or risk having Fox ridicule her on her looks. She has a stale Pop-Tart and a cold cup of coffee. All the while having to put up with Fox's stupid Info-mercials.
Their newest mission was about to begin. As Samus read the paper, she saw that a crime ring had started up in Hyrule. It was a gang of about 15 monkeys from Super Monkey Ball 2. They kept rolling over homes, took hostages, robbed people, and killed chickens (?). She read on and found out they were heavily armed and some of them had spikes on there ball containers. The baby monkey led the group.
Samus shouted so Fox could hear her over the Info-mercials.
"New Mission Fox. Were going to Hyrule." Fox looked at Samus in amazement.
"Hyrule. That's where my old college roomie, Link lives. Oh shit Awesome! I still remember our football team. The Nintendo-Knockers. Ah the good old days." As Fox said this he rolled onto the floor and was staring up at the ceiling.
"Earth to Fox," Samus spoke in a sarcastic tone, "Hyrule is where Ganondorf lives too"
Fox flinched when she said that name. Ganondorf and Fox were bitter rivals.
"Damn" Fox grunted "But if we avoid him, we'll probably get this mission over quicker. Let me see that newspaper." Fox grabbed the paper and skimmed over it
"That's it! Just catch a few monkeys! Ok we'll get this mission done in like 10 minutes and then visit Link"
"Sure Fox, Ok whatever. Let's just go!"
They ran down the stairs of their dinky apartment in Onnet, and hopped into a beat up convertible with a broken windshield. After all Yoshi destroyed Fox's sweet Sports Car in their last bounty.
The actual ride to Hyrule was about two hours, but it seemed like forever to Fox. He was all jumpy and couldn't sit still. He just wanted to get to Hyrule, kick some monkey butt, and meet up with link.
It was about 3:00p.m now and all Samus had eaten was a stale Pop- Tart, so she wanted to stop somewhere to eat. Against Fox's will they stopped at diner on the side of the highway.
"Come on lets go. Come on finish your fries. Here I'll eat them" Fox popped Samus's fries in his mouth and started chewing. Samus knew he'd do this too if she ordered some cake, so she asked for the check.
Ten minutes later they were back on the road. Fox still wouldn't sit still so Samus threatened to shove a missile down his throat. This kept him still for the rest of the ride. No more than twenty minutes later were they entering Hyrule.
"Finally" sighed Fox. Samus too was also relieved. She couldn't stand one more second of Fox's whining. As they drove through a vast field, they drove into the nearby market. They heard from a man that the monkeys were last seen in Kariko Village. Samus thanked the man, turned around and saw Fox playing around with some Bombchus.
"FOX! Quit that and come back into the car!" Fox frowned and limbered back, To the car.
They Drove to Kariko village, but when they got there they saw someone else had beaten them to catching the monkeys. Link Stood there, on top of a pile of cracked balls, with dazed monkeys in them.
"Link, Buddy Hey!" Shouted Fox. Link Jumped down from the pile of unconscious monkeys, ran through the crowd of people and came towards Fox.
"Hey Fox! How's it going?"
"Well everything's fine. I'm a bounty hunter now"
"Hey me too man. Oh and I see you have a girl. Fox you sly dog you!"
"She's not my girlfriend," exclaimed Fox, "She's my partner."
Suddenly while Link and fox were talking Ganondorf made his usual entrance of appearing through a black vortex. He jumped down and saw that there was someone else besides Fox.
"Crap Link and Fox. Oh no Man I gotta go"
But before he could run away, Fox and Link looked at each other wickedly. They jumped up and grabbed Ganon, dragged him down, and gave him the worst beating of his life. He escaped and flew back toward the vortex covered in cuts, bruises, scars, two black eyes, a bloody nose, a broken arm, a.. Well you get the picture. He was messed up.
Then something started to move under the pile of monkeys. Something huge popped out. It was Gongon, the biggest monkey you've ever seen and he was pissed off. His face turned red as he stared at Link, Fox, and Samus. All they could do is watch this horrifying monster grow madder when he then started to grow twice his size.
"OOOOOOOAHHHHHHH," Screamed Gongon at the top of his lungs.
He then tilted himself inside his ball and started to roll. This was bad for Fox, Samus, and Link because they were at the bottom of a hill and he was at the top. He chased them furiously still screaming his horrible scream. They all ran as fast as they could. Link got an Idea. He pulled out a bomb and tossed it in the middle of Gongon's path. Gongon rolled strait into the bomb and stumbled backwards.
"This is our chance" Shouted Link, and they all ran towards him and attacked his ball with everything they had. After Just a minute his ball cracked open. Gongon cried out,
"AHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO" and he tried to escape, but they just kept attacking him. Gongon then passed out and fell to the ground. Link and Fox said their finale good-byes shook hands and Fox said
"Come visit me OK buddy."
"Sure thing Fox," Link replied. Fox and Samus hopped into the car waved back at Link and began to leave.
"The Nintendo-Knockers," chuckled Samus "What a stupid name!"
"No it isn't!" Yelled Fox.
"Whatever. Hey you never told me what position you played. What were you Quarter Back?"
"Uh not really," stammered Fox, " Link was the QB, I was... a cheerleader." Fox said, looking as if he were going to faint.
"Really!" Samus exclaimed, "That explains a lot!" Samus howled with laughter. Fox looked at her bitterly.
"Explains what?" he asked coldly. But Samus was too busy laughing to answer as they drove off on the sunset highway.

End of chapter.

Thank you so much for reading. Please review.
Coming soon episode 3 Do the Donkey Kong Conga!
Stay tuned and come back for the next episode.
Written by Austin (AKA Facyface) 2003