Fox and Samus- Bounty Hunters

Hello, and welcome to my first fanfic ever. I hope it's good. This is sort of a SSBM fanfic, but it includes many other types of video game characters. This story is an original by me Austin, AKA FacyFace. There may be some cursing and some other things like that. Remember that I do not own SSBM, or any other part of Nintendo. This story is made just for fun, and is completely fiction.

Episode 3 - Do the Donkey Kong Conga!

"And now for the latest report on the recent out brake of missing children here in Kanto, Johto, and Hoenn, Diane."
"Thanks Bill. Yes the most recent case of a missing children leads many to believe it's a cult of young Poke'mon trainers. We have no leads to who the cult leader is or where they are."
"This just in Diane, there is a 50,000 dollar reward to whoever can find this cult leader and bring him to the authorities"
"And now for sports." CLICK.
Fox turned the TV off. Taking one last gulp of his Lime Gatorade, he tossed it in the corner and went to wake up Samus, his fellow bounty hunter.
He knew he wasn't allowed in Samus's room, and as a constant reminder there was numerous signs on her door, saying things like, "Beyond this point it is Fox hunting season" and "Fox spelled backwards is dead if he comes in here."
Not giving any second thought about this he ran inside her room screaming,
"NEW MISSION!!!" Samus woke up scared half to death, and half naked. When she saw Fox in her room she screamed,
"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!"
Fox listened to her without question while a barrage of stuffed animals flew after him.
It was an hour later when Samus got into her suit and marched out of her room. She saw Fox sitting in front of the TV playing Starfox Adventures. He was muttering,
"That doesn't look a thing like me."
Samus crept up behind him charged up a blaster shot, and shot Fox in the head, making his face look like an overcook hamburger.
"OWW," groaned Fox, "What was that for?"
Samus just stared at him and said
"Lets go."
They ran out of their crappy apartment in Onnet to Fox's newly bought sports car (He bought it with the money he got after catching the Super monkey ball 2 gang of monkeys). Fox started up his sweet driving machine and sped off, down Onnet's main street to the highway connecting them to Kanto.
"Hey what's that up ahead?" Samus asked pointing to a flock of birds.
"I don't know," Fox said, "Lets go see"
"No don't Fox."
"Come on Samus lets just get a peek."
Their car gained speed, and soon enough they were side by side with a flock of Spearows.
The little birds seemed annoyed and flew over to Fox's car, and started pecking like hell.
"Shoo you damn birds" yelled Fox.
"Get the hell away you stupid beakbrains!" shrieked Samus.
But the birds wouldn't give up. They pecked at Fox and Samus's head, at the car doors, at the trunk, they pecked pretty much everywhere. When suddenly a Spearow or two pecked at the tires, letting all the air out. The car swerved and Fox and Samus screamed, crashing conveniently into a cactus. The Spearows flew away, and Fox swore they were smiling.
Samus and Fox exited the car and walked around it, seeing the damage. There were dents, holes, cracks, and feathers everywhere.
Fox sobbed like a little baby, turned around quickly, and shot wildly at the Spearows in the distance. Not caring whether or not he hit them, he sulked down the highway, and shut his mind off to Samus's complaining.

"..and if you just stayed behind like I said, we'd still have a car."
For about an hour they walked when they passed three dead Spearows, apparently the ones Fox shot. As they looked at the dead birds a group of Girafarig's came galloping down the highway. Samus noticed there were numerous people riding them. As the people went past Fox and Samus, they began to slow down eventually stopping. A bearded man with dark sunglasses jumped off and said,
"Now why are you folks walking down this here highway?"
"Our car broke down," Fox said glumly, "Were going to Kanto"
The man gave a short laugh and said
"Well strangers we'll take you there. Hop on!"
Fox and Samus got on when the man yelled "Yehaw" and the Girafarigs started moving.
"My name is Samus and he's Fox," Samus shouted to the man.
"Nice to meet ya." The man replied, "I myself am Mark, and this is My Poke'mon convoy. We travel all over to see the world."
They rode for about 2 hours till' they got to Kanto. They stopped in Veridian City, where Samus and Fox both got off. Mark and his Group waved goodbye and raced away.
"He was nice," Fox said.
"Yeah, but kinda strange." Samus replied.
They began walking down the road out of the city into a more rugged landscape.
"Let's go through this mountain, there's a cave in there that leads to Johto, and I have a hunch that the cults somewhere there." Fox said in a voice that a general might use to talk to his troops.
"Fine whatever Fox, let's just hurry, all these Poke'Mon are giving me the creeps." Samus said in a scared voice and glanced at a nearby Caterpie.
As they entered the cave things became incredible dark. Samus charged her blaster just enough so that they could see the inside of the cave. Samus regretted this instantly, as hundreds of Zubats fluttered towards her and Fox.
"AHHHHH," Samus shrieked, "I hate bats, and I HATE POKE'MON!"
Samus ran ahead of Fox, and he followed closely behind. As they ran, the cave exit drew nearer, and nearer. She ran out screaming hitting any Zubats left fluttering around her head. Fox came out slowly after word, and shot the remaining bats with his gun.
"Thanks," gasped Samus.
"No problem," Fox whispered, he too was out of breath, but managed to say, "We should get going."
They walked further and further, finally getting out of the rugged mountain area, and onto a dirt road witch trailed through a forest. As they walked along Samus made squealing sounds every time a small Rattata or Ekans ran by. They walked until the hot sun began setting behind the hills as evening approached.
As they journeyed deeper into the forest, they approached two people finishing up a Poke'Mon battle. There was a young man with black hair, and an old man who was bald and what hair he had left was extremely grayed. The old man had a Scyther, while the young man had a Rhydon.
As Fox and Samus watched them battle, the young man seemed to be winning. His Rhydon was beating up the old mans Scyther real bad.
Soon enough the battle ended and the old man ran away. The young man Stared at Fox and Samus and then said loudly, "Do want to battle me or stare at my pretty face all day?"
Fox turned to Samus and whispered,
"What do we do? We haven't got any Poke'Mon to battle with?"
"I have an idea," Samus replied, and before Fox could ask her, Samus pushed him towards the young man.
"Uh I choose you Fox!"
"I've never seen that type of Poke'Mon before," the young man said in an interested tone.
"It's a uh newly discovered type," Samus stammered.
Fox leaned back to Samus and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Just fight!" She yelled.
"Fine," said the young man, "A one-on-one battle then, go Machoke!"
A muscle bound Machoke appeared in front of Fox, and Fox looked extremely worried. Machoke made a fist and ran towards Fox. He jumped over Machoke leaving him dazed and confused, looking around at where fox went. Fox then gave Machoke a devastating kick to the back, which made the Poke'Mon angry. Fox hopped around dodging all of Machoke's attacks, and finally he pulled out his gun and shot Machoke three times in the chest and once in the head, knocking him out.
"Machoke return!" screamed the man, "We'll meet again!"
"Well what was the point of that?" Samus asked
"Oh I guess the writer is stalling for time before he ends this episode."
"Oh. Ok."
Anyway nighttime came making it extremely dark, and they began stumbling around in the woods. They hiked for a short time before coming across a large door in the ground.
"Hey I hear music coming behind this door," Fox said.
"Really." Samus put her ear to the door. "Yeah the music, it sounds funky!"
"Let's check it out" whispered Fox.
They opened the door, revealing a long passage, and quickly ran down. The music got louder and louder, as they traveled further, until they got to a large chamber deep underground.
Fox and Samus stared in amazement at what they saw before them. A group of children, apparently the missing ones, all dancing in a conga line, with Donkey Kong leading them.
"Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Hey, Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Hey" Everyone in the Conga line screamed.
"Excuse me, EXCUSE ME!" Yelled Samus. Everyone stopped dancing.
"Uh is this the cult?" Fox said stupidly.
"Huh" said the children.
Fox and Samus explained what was going on and how everyone thought the missing children were in a cult.
"But why would our parent's think that?" Asked one of the children, "We sent them letters every week, and Mr. DK here put them in a mailbox by the edge of the woods."
Fox then spoke up, "Um actually I saw a mailbox by the woods before we came here, and it was broken open, letters leaking out of it."
"That's why are parent's got worried," said several children.
"Just one question," Samus asked "What are you doing here anyway"
DK stepped forward and spoke in a very calm relaxed way, "I can explain that. I was starting a dance camp, where kids can come to stay and learn how to dance. It's really quite fun." Donkey Kong paused and looked at the children with a sad face, "Well I guess you children must return home. Bye!"
The children waved goodbye, and Fox and Samus led them outside, where the children all scattered to get back home. Samus grabbed Fox and said,
"Hey are we just going to let 50,000 dollars slip away like that. I say lets go back to tango with DK."
Fox smiled wickedly and they both ran back, and within minutes, emerged carrying a limp Donkey Kong. And as they headed to the nearest town to claim their reward, they both argued what to buy with it.

End of chapter.

Thank you so much for reading. Please review.
Coming soon episode 4 Castlevania: Dracula's sunglasses.
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Written by Austin (AKA Facyface) 2003