Fox and Samus- Bounty hunters

Hello, and welcome to my first fanfic ever. I hope it's good. This is sort of a SSBM fanfic, but it includes many other types of video game characters. This story is an original by me Austin, AKA FacyFace. There may be some cursing and some other things like that. Remember that I do not own SSBM, or any other part of Nintendo. This story is made just for fun, and is completely fiction.

Episode 4 - Dracula's sunglasses: Part one

"I am so BORED!" Fox moaned as he and Samus sat around in the living room.
There wasn't a bounty to be had for days and they were starting to get cabin fever.
"Hey it's not like I have anything to do either!" Samus said angrily. They needed a bounty soon or else they might go crazy.
"We don't have any money, any food, or anything to do!" Fox screamed.
"Maybe there's something on TV." Samus suggested.
Fox thought this over then sighed and turned the TV on. He began surfing through the channels
"And now we're back to Kirby!" Said a booming voice from the TV.
"Hello and welcome back." Kirby said happily, "Our next guest experienced extreme emotional trauma after he was savagely beaten up and accused for a crime he did not commit. Here he is Donkey Kong!" Kirby finished dramatically and the audience clapped loudly. Fox and Samus looked at each other uneasily as DK walked on stage.
"Tell us DK, what happed to you that day in the forest?" Kirby asked.
DK stalled but then began talking sadly, " I was beaten up by two strangers, (Sniff) and was accused of a serious crime. (Sniff) I didn't do it!" He began sobbing uncontrollably.
Fox quickly changed the channel and saw the show Bounty Today was just beginning.
A tall man appeared on the television and began speaking. "Good news for bounty hunters today as we have got the latest reports on recent bounties. There are several new bounties to choose from, there's Megaman worth 25,000$, last seen in Isle Delifino wanted for several murders and kidnapping; there's Dracula worth 20,000$, last seen around Onnet, wanted for stealing several valuable items; lastly there's Pac-man worth 10,000$ whereabouts unknown, wanted for drug smuggling and harassment."
CLICK! Fox turned off the TV and then said, "Onnet? Damn. That's where we are right. I don't like the idea but I guess that we're going after Dracula right?"
"Right!" Samus replied. And with that they both walked out the door of their crappy apartment into the streets of Onnet.
"Well I guess we should start looking for him. He is supposed to be here," Samus said.
It wasn't hard to find Dracula in the city. I mean how hard is it to find a big lumbering person dressed in black, in a town full of bright happy people? Anyway as they walked along they came to an ally and found what they were looking for.
Dracula stood in that ally, looking high and mighty, and floating mid- air. He had long dark gray hair, had a pitch-black cape, and was wearing some sort of cool Sunglasses with bat wings on the side. The Count was very tall and had wrinkled disgusting skin.
But they saw Dracula wasn't alone, for there was a man there in an old leather vest holding a whip. They watched as he jumped up to Dracula whipping him skillfully several times in the chest. Dracula countered it with a strong fireball to the man's head. He fell on his back, but got up on his feet quickly, only to be greeted by several bats fluttering towards him. Once again he skillfully whipped the bats to death, but as he looked up he saw Dracula was gone. What he didn't know was that the Count was sneaking up behind him. Samus shouted to him "Look out!" and he turned around whipping Dracula once more.
"OUCH!" Draccy yelled then suddenly transformed into a bat, and began fluttering away.
"Get him! Don't let him get away!" the man said in a heroic voice. Fox and Samus followed him obediently.
They followed the man all around the city. Many passerby's noticed what was going on and stared strangely. Who wouldn't stare at a man, a fox, and a woman in a robot suit, all three chasing a bat.
Eventually they bat led them outside the city into the highway. Fox was getting annoyed during this chase, so he pulled out his gun and shot at the bat five times, missing three times, but then scoring two hits. Dracula couldn't hold his bat form and fell to the ground, breathing heavily. The man turned around and looked at Fox, then said in a relieved voice, "Thank you my friend." He started shaking Fox's hand "I am Simon, Simon Belmont, and you are?"
"I'm Fox."
"I'm Samus."
"Nice to meet you two," He replied "I am a bounty hunter, but this bounty is special to me. My family has been hunting Dracula for years. And now," he glanced at Drac-man, "I have finally completed my families legacy."
Suddenly before anyone could go on, Ganondorf appeared through a black vortex as usual. Once again he arrived at a inconvenient time. He began floating down to the ground and everyone looked really cross with him. This was really not the right time, because as Ganondorf came down, Dracoola hopped into the vortex and yelled, "See you losers later!"
Samus noticed it first and yelled "Stop him he's getting away!" Fox, Samus, and Simon jumped towards the vortex but were too late, as the vortex sealed up behind him.
Everyone fell to the ground, and looked at Ganondorf sternly. Fox stood up marched towards him and yelled "YOU HAVE REALLY DONE IT NOW, YOU BASTARD!!!" He then swiftly gave Ganondorf a slap across the face. Samus and Simon walked over to Ganon too and began smacking him with Fox. Before long they had beaten Ganondorf up pretty well.
Samus grabbed Ganon by his shirt and said calmly "You better go ahead and make that pretty little vortex appear," she paused then held up her gun to his head and wickedly said "Or ELSE!"
Ganon obeyed instantly and began muttering some strange chant, and then suddenly a vortex appeared in front of them all. The vortex was scarcely the size of a car door, but they were sure they could get through.

"Are you sure this will take us to Dracula?" Simon asked in an annoyed tone.
"I'm not entirely sure," Ganon said quietly, "Maybe it will. Either way I can only hold it for a few minutes, so get going, you idiots. This is the last time I'll ever help you jerks, now go!"
They jumped up into the vortex, and were instantly inside a dark, dank, dreary castle.
"This is the place I'm sure." Simon said.
Samus looked around and was horrified. Sure, during her adventures she's seen various creepy creatures, but none like the ones in Dracula's castle. They encountered several creatures as they went further into the castle. They saw walking corpses, flying skeletons, giant eyeballs, evil maids, mudmen, living suits of armor, demons, and worst of all rats. This place was truly hell for Samus. She was all jumpy and was nervously shaking and quickly glancing everywhere. Lucky for her Fox and Simon dealt with any disturbances.
Deeper and deeper they journeyed into the bowels of Drac Drac Bo Back Banana Fanna Fo Fack's Castle. (And I am so sorry for that, its just I feel using the same name Dracula over and over again is boring. Can't I spice it up?) Anyway they finally reached a large brown door, imprinted with several strange designs. Fox creaked open the door to reveal something that made them all gasp.
They stood in front of a large chamber with a high ceiling, carpeted in red. Giant windows showed that a vicious thunderstorm was raging outside, and a closer look at the ceiling showed that several large bats were quietly nesting there. And at the far end of the room there were stairs, leading up to a glorious golden throne, upon which Dracula sat drinking a Diet Pepsi.
TeraDractle (Once again I'm sorry) Sat up and glided across to Simon and the others. He stared at them while Simon held on tight to his whip, Fox held his gun, and Samus slowly began charging up a shot. Dracula continued to stare at them through his strange bat glasses, then smiled a wicked smile.
He yelled out a blood-curdling yell that sounded evil and full of anger. Suddenly, out of nowhere six demons appeared in front everyone, and started violently attacking Fox, Samus, and Simon. They all reacted instantly fighting back bravely, well actually Samus screamed and wildly starting hitting the air. Within minutes the Demons were defeated, but then they disappeared just as mysteriously as they appeared. Dracula once again smiled and let out the evil yell.
Six demons once again appeared in front of them. Quickly Fox, Simon, and Samus reacted, and kicked demon ass. During the fighting Fox asked, "Where are they coming from?"
"It must have something to do with that yell Dracula's making," Simon quickly replied.
Again, the demons disappeared and Dracula started to smile again, but this time before any noises could spew from his mouth, Samus jumped up and yelled, "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE DAMN MONSTERS!" And with that said she kicked Dracula hard in his jaw, knocking him down. After that she rolled up and dropped several of those mini bomb things onto him. A small explosion appeared around Dracula, and Samus hopped away, unharmed.
"Woah." Fox and Simon said simultaneously.
Samus rejoined them and then Simon said coolly, "If Dracula is to be defeated I must slay him with my whip." He walked over to Dr. Acula and pulled out his whip.
"Wait," Yelled Fox, "We won't get the bounty money if we killed him. We need to bring him in with the items he stole."
"What!?!?" Simon exclaimed , "Fine I guess I'll just bring him in." he paused than added , "I'll bring him in and I will give you two half of whatever I get for helping me, OK."
"Sure!" Fox and Samus both said happily.
Simon carried Dracula off and they said goodbye. Fox and Samus were going to leave too, but then Fox picked up Dracula's strange sunglasses, apparently which were knocked off his face. Fox glanced at them and noticed the great designs on the glasses. He seemed hypnotized by the glasses he was holding and was snapped out of it only when Samus yelled, "Hey Fox, let's go!" Afterwards Fox quickly put the glasses on and followed Samus out of Dracula's chamber.
On the way out of Dracula's castle Fox wouldn't shut up about his glasses. Even after Samus's various warnings and threats. It was like all he could think about were his glasses. Finally when Samus had enough, she yelled "Shut up, or I'll beak those stupid things!" Fox looked so surprised and scared, and became very quiet. They both walked back towards the castle door, and found a new portal waiting for them. Through the portal they went, and Samus still found herself listening to Fox about his stupid Glasses.

End of chapter.

Thank you so much for reading. Please review.
Coming soon episode 5 Castlevania: Dracula's Sunglasses: Part two.
Stay tuned and come back for the next episode.
Written by Austin (AKA Facyface) 2003