Fox and Samus- Bounty hunters
Hello, and welcome to my first fanfic ever. I hope it's good. This is sort of a SSBM fanfic, but it includes many other types of video game characters. This story is an original by me Austin, AKA FacyFace. There may be some cursing and some other things like that. Remember that I do not own SSBM, or any other part of Nintendo. This story is made just for fun, and is completely fiction.
(Sorry, but this chapter is a little longer. There's a lot going on. JUST READ IT! Oh and thanks for waiting so long. I had a lot of things to do, so this was pushed off. But now I'm back. Also, I'm always open to reviews and suggestions. Please REVIEW! Ok that's enough of that, here we go!)
Episode 6 - Samus and Ganondorf, Bounty hunters
"See you later Samus!" Fox called out as he hopped into the cab outside their apartment.
"Say hello to your family for me and have fun, Ok?" Samus yelled back to Fox.
"Yeah, I doubt it," Fox whispered and closed the cab door.
Samus waved back as his taxi left the neighborhood and entered the highway. She double-checked to see if he was gone, then ran back inside and picked up the phone. Frantically she dialed, and waited for an answer.
"Hello?" Said a deep slightly evil voice over the phone.
"Yeah this is Samus. Fox has left," Samus said in a depressed tone, "You can come over."
"I'll be there in 10 seconds." There was a clicking sound as the other person hanged up the phone. Samus also hanged up the phone, and waited by the door.
Very quickly a black vortex appeared in front of the doorstep, and Ganondorf flew out of it.
"That was 13.4 seconds Ganondorf," Samus said unenthusiastically, "You're late. I don't want anyone to see you here, so you have too be on time!"
"Sorry about that," Ganondorf said in a loud, cocky tone, "I just stopped for some McDonalds on the way." Ganondorf smiled and made a small wheezy laugh to himself. He followed Samus inside and closed the door.
Fox was lying down in the backseat of the taxi, frowning slightly at the idea of having a family reunion. Like most video game characters, Fox has a really annoying family and is constantly embarrassed by them. He had no choice whether or not he could attend the reunion, because his mom threatened to stop helping him pay for the crappy apartment in Onnet he and Samus share. Besides if he went, he might meet up with his old neighborhood friend, Falco, who was a good friend of Fox.
"So why am I taking you to the Central Station?" Asked the cab driver, who was Roy from fire Emblem. "Ugh," Fox grunted, "Family reunion, and everybody is supposed to meet there."
"Oh, I see. Sucks to be you." Roy said.
Fox continued to stare up at the ceiling of the cab, and decided to catch some Z's while he was there. He closed his eyes and dreamed about shooting his parents with a taxicab gun that shoots little yellow cars at his parents. I should just say this to clear something else up. The Central Station is a giant dome in the center of the whole video game universe, and there are several hundred highways leading to it. It's huge, about the size of Texas, and has a giant parking lot equal in size surrounding it. Inside it are thousands on shops, apartments, restaurants, a huge train station, a park, and even a big square in the middle where people can meet. Nearly every train station ever made in a video game world leads up to the Central Station.
Back at the apartment, Samus was giving a long speech to Ganondorf about following procedure.
"...And Ganondorf, I'm not to thrilled about being partners with you, so don't try any funny stuff, and just listen to me. The only reason I agreed to this is because the boss said Yoshi has escaped from prison, and I am the only one who is trained and fought against such psychos." Samus finish, and hoped Ganondorf understood. But before she knew it Ganon stood up.
"If you're so trained, then why am I here?" Ganon said in a snotty voice. "And what the hell do you mean YOU'RE the only one able."
"The only reason you're here is because the boss said I needed backup, and you were the only one available,"
Samus said interrupting Ganon, "And I AM the only one who can handle Yoshi. While everyone else was catching stray pigs in Hyrule, Fox and me were out fighting real villains like Dracula. Now shut up and let's leave!" Samus yelled to Ganon, and stormed outside.
"Anything you say, my dear," G-Dorf said in a creepy voice, and began laughing evilly as he followed her outside.
Fox reached the Central station within the hour, gathered up all his things, and stepped out of the cab.
"Hey, uh, that'll be 40 bucks, Mr. Fox." Roy said in a slightly bored tone.
"What?" Fox exclaimed, "I thought my boss had all the expenses covered."
"Apparently your boss did not. 40 dollars please," Roy asked again, this time, more impatiently.
Fox grumbled and tossed two $20 bills at Roy. He stumbled away with his bag, and entered the Central Station.
Fox had been inside the station before, as a child, so the hugeness didn't alarm him. Let me just describe it to you. It is just about the size (Not shape) of maybe Texas, only there is a huge dome surrounding it. There are hundreds of huge doors all over the dome, and the top of the dome is clear, so it is usually very bright.
Anyway Fox looked around and began walking. He was supposed to meet his parents in the western section of the dome, in front of a restaurant called "Bomchu blast buffet" He walked past hundreds of apartments and stores, and thousands of people, eventually arriving there.
His mother and his younger brother stood there in front of the buffet. His younger brother, Redd, looked annoyed and bored as he stood next to their mom. Mama Fox stood there in a flowery dress, with a wide grin on her face.
"Fox, my baby! It's so nice to see you!" Mama Fox shrieked as she gave Fox a huge hug. Fox squirmed to get free, but to no avail. Looking over his mom's shoulder, Fox saw his younger brother snickering.
"Nice to see you too ma. And how have you been Redd?" Fox asked as he pried himself away from his mother.
Redd grumbled "Fine, fine."
"Fox, how has it been at Bounty Hunter academy?" Mama fox asked sweetly.
"Actually, I graduated at the top of my class," Fox lied, knowing he barely passed the physicals, "And I got a partner on my missions, Samus."
"That's wonderful Fox! Isn't it wonderful Redd?"
"I guess. Yeah whatever." Redd mumbled. Redd always wanted to be a bounty hunter, but was too young. He wanted to get to see the world, and save people. When Fox went instead of him, he became forever jealous of his older brother.
"Well Fox, let's head back home, so we can get the reunion started! Your father's been expecting you."
"Wait, a minute dad's coming?" Fox asked alarmed.
"Oh honey, don't be mad. Dad's forgiven you. You have to come back, we all miss you."
"No, I can't go if he's there!"
His mother was getting angry now "YOU COME, OR I'LL STOP PAYING YOUR RENT!"
"Fine," Groaned Fox, as he followed his mom out the nearest door to the parking lot.
Samus and Ganondorf were driving along the highway, just as the sun was setting. Samus was trying to avoid all conversation, but was unsuccessful. Ganondorf spoke up every few moments,
"So who the heck are we getting again. Some guy named Yosushie?" G- Dorf asked in a way like he didn't care what she said.
"The thing's name is Yoshi, a crazed green dinosaur. Fox and me caught him before, but."
Ganon interrupted "OOOH, you and Fox. What are you two, sisters?" Ganon finished with a short laugh.
Samus, seemingly unfazed by his comment went on, "We thought that we had killed him when trying to catch him, but it turned out he was just badly knocked out. Anyway, he was sentenced to life, but somehow, he escaped. Our job is to find him and return him."
"So, how do you think we should catch Yosushie?"
"Well, actually, I'm not sure how we're going to catch 'Yosushie' again"
Ganondorf grunted and lay back in his seat. Samus wanted to get this mission over; she just wanted G-Dorf to be away from her. But she couldn't help wondering how Yoshi got out, and kept thinking about what new things Yoshi might have up his sleeves.
As they were finally nearing the Mushroom Kingdom entrance, night began to fall upon them. They drove straight into the portal, and arrived in front of Peach's Castle. Mario sat there eating a burger, Peach was enjoying a bottle of wine, and Luigi was playing Super Mario Advance 4, purposely making the little Mario character on his GBA screen die. All of them seemed to be finishing up a Barbecue, surrounded by hundreds of Toad Servants, and villagers from the nearby town.
"Oh, heya Samus. Howa are you?" Mario exclaimed in an annoying voice.
"Fine Mario. Hello Princess Peach. Hello Luigi." Samus said, getting out of the car. She looked back and saw that G-Dorf was still sleeping.
The Princess looked up from her glass and grumbled "Hello." Luigi looked up from his Gameboy and said "Oh, Hey Samus. Where the heck is Fox?"
"Fox had to go on to family reunion, so I got a new partner for this one mission," Samus replied, glancing at the snoozing Ganon.
Just then, Ganondorf let out a big yawn, stretched, and hopped out of the car.
"Hey Samus, where in the world are we? It sound's like there's some festival going on." Ganondorf stopped as he saw the hundreds of toads. Last time he was in the Mushroom Kingdom, he crashed into a Toad house, making the inhabitants, very pissed. He barely escaped from their attack. Ever since then he has had a deep and confusing fear of mushrooms of any sort.
"Mu, mu, mu, mush, mu, mu, mushrooms." Ganon stammered as he stared at the groups of toads having fun at the festival. His eyes whirled around, and began to widen. Fainting, he fell backwards, squashing a wandering Goomba.
"Uh hey, Mario what's this festival about?" Samus asked
"Oh, thisa little party? It'sa celebration ofa the Mushrooma Kingdom's freedom froma Bowser."
"Basically," Luigi said in a bored tone, "We're celebrating the day my brother became a star." Luigi sighed.
"Well, I think I'll have a little fun until Ganon over there wakes up. Come on!" Samus said happily.
After about 15 minutes of driving, Mama Fox, Redd, and Fox were entering their driveway.
"Here we are Foxers, back home." Mama Fox said gleefully.
Fox hopped out of the car, and waited for his mom to get out. Redd left the driveway and entered the house miserably. Fox ran to his mom, and said,
"Ma, I'm gonna run inside, and say hello to everyone. I'm going to try to find Falco, but come tell me when its time to start the barbecue, ok?"
"Oh, Fox, Honey hold on," Mama Fox grabbed Fox's shoulder, "Falco couldn't make it. I'm sure you know he too is a bounty hunter, and he was planning to come, but."
"But what?" Fox asked.
"Well, he was transferred from the Nintendo Squad, to the Playstation Police, so he couldn't come. Sorry Fox."
Fox frowned, "Fine," He sighed, "I'll stay, but I'm not talking with dad. Sorry, but I can't deal with that man."
"But, he's made peace with the fact that." Mama Fox tried to say.
"I still can't talk with him."
Mama Fox sighed as they walked into the house.
All his relatives instantly greeted Fox as he walked into the house. He shook hands, gave hugs, and said hello. It was great to see everyone, and was relieved that his dad was nowhere in sight. When Fox was headed off the bounty hunter academy, his Father had a big argument with Fox, saying Fox couldn't go. His Father wanted Fox to stay behind and work for the local police station, following in his fathers footsteps, but Fox saved up his money and sneaked off to bounty hunter academy.
"Hey, hey Conkers! Is that you?" Fox shouted out behind a group of people.
"Fox? Fox hey dude! Wassup?" Conkers replied. Back in the old days, Fox, Conkers, and Falco would all hang out. They would pull all sorts of pranks, and were some of the coolest kids in school.
"Fox man, I was waiting for you. This party was becoming real boring. Hey wanna pull off a reunion prank, just to liven things up?"
Fox hesitated. He didn't really want to come to this reunion, but he didn't want to do anything mean either. He thought about this hard, until he noticed his father heading straight towards him.
His father looked like a taller, slightly wider version of Fox. His fur was a light gray, and he had a dark mustache, which looked strangely like Mario's mustache.
"Fox, my son! How are you?" Shouted papa fox.
Fox tried to avoid eye contact but couldn't.
"Fox! How is everything in *ahem* Bounty Hunter Academy." Finished papa fox in a slightly annoyed voice.
"Uhh, well you see dad."
"Fox, I'm fine that you went to Bounty Hunter Academy. I'm over it."
"Well, ok. Thanks dad." Fox said happily.
But papa Fox started talking again, "Though you would've made an excellent cop, and might have an easier life."
"What do you mean 'easier life'?" Exclaimed Fox.
"Well we always get letters from you asking for us to loan you money, which we always do." Yelled papa Fox loudly, causing others to stare, "If you were living back here you'd have a weekly pay and could be close enough for us to support you."
"Dad, I like being a Bounty Hunter! It's more exciting and I get to travel all over. Sure money may get a bit tight, but I'm fine." Fox replied catching his father off guard.
"Well you could've stayed here, but you didn't. You had to go off and disobey me," Papa Fox was steaming mad and let out a scream, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I HAVE NO SON!"
"What do you mean, you got Redd as a son," Fox replied wittily.
"REDD? WHO CARES ABOUT HIM!" Yelled Papa Fox, making Redd become on the verge of tears.
"Yeah well I knew this was a bad idea," Fox shouted as he ran out of the crowd, towards the front door. He ran out and sat on the stairs, hoping he never came to the reunion.
Back at the festival everyone (Except for the fainted G-Dorf) was having a blast. The rides were all in full gear, the food was great, and the party was getting funky. Samus just wrapped up winning a break-dance contest, beating Luigi who was surprisingly good. She headed over to the buffet.
"Hey Samus want a Toad Burger?" Asked a Toad.
"Toad burger? What's that?" Asked Samus.
"Oh, it's just a burger, made to look like a mushroom, topped with thick amounts of mushrooms, seasoned with rich spices, then covered with melted cheddar cheese."
Samus hated mushrooms, "Yuck. Anything else?"
"Well we have Mario burgers. They're basically a burger with lettuce, zesty cheese and peppers, with a bit of onions, all inside with custom buns shaped like Mario."
"Yeah I'll have that." Samus replied unsure of her decision.
While finishing up her burger Samus walked back to the car. She went over to G-Dorf and was about to wake him up when.
"SAMUS!" Screamed a voice from behind. Twirling around she saw Luigi running towards her.
"Someone's messed around with the Ferris Wheel! It's spinning at an alarming speed, and many people are getting hurt. We have to stop it!"
"Ok," Replied Samus.
They both ran to the wheel, and saw that Mario was trying to stop the wheel with a few well-placed kicks. Samus ran up and shot a few missiles at the wheel, jamming it, and causing it to slow down a bit. Luigi whacked the control system with his hammer, hoping it might stop it. It appeared that they would stop it, when G-Dorf appeared in front of the wheel boasting,
"What the hell is going on here?" Ganondorf shouted, "Can't you stop a simple wheel? Let me do it."
"No you fool!" Samus yelled and tried to stop him with one of her missiles, but he was already charging up a dark energy attack. He unleashed the energy directly at the wheel's center, and then, after a few giant wobbles, the wheel tipped over and started to roll away.
"You idiot! That what we were trying prevent! Now go save the people from the ride!" Samus screamed.
"But," Ganon protested.
"No! GO NOW!"
G-Dorf transported quickly from where he was, and checked everywhere. He soon saved 4 toads and a human from the rolling ride, and brought them back to the ground. Now that everyone was saved, Luigi, Mario, and Samus all jumped to the ride, and shot everything they had at it. A few explosions later, the wheel tilted and fell down.
After a few triumphant hi fives, they all ran over to the wheel to check for anyone who might've gotten hurt. While checking, they all heard a loud yell in the background. It sounded evil and squeaky.
Turning around, they saw Yoshi. He looked, if possible, even more evil than before. Yoshi grinned, and ran over to them with lightning speed. While running he tossed an egg grenade at Ganondorf, making him run away, screaming like a little girl. With G-Dorf gone Yoshi came even closer to everyone. He stopped, letting out his tongue like a whip, and grabbed onto Mario. Mario struggled, but Yoshi soon swallowed him, making a very large egg pop out his rear. He tossed the egg aside, and than lunged at Luigi, kicking him several times in the face. Samus whipped out her blaster, but soon found it clogged with one of Yoshi's Explosive eggs. The aftershock caused her to stumble around, trying to shake away the smoke. Once she looked back to Yoshi, she saw Luigi laying on the ground, with Yoshi nowhere in sight.
"YOSHI!" The Satanic Dino screamed. He tried to grab her with his tongue, but she dropped a few mini bombs in her place, causing Yoshi to swallow them. Smoke erupted from his mouth, as he ran around wildly to found some water, Samus tried to surprise him with a few missiles, but Yoshi countered it with a few egg bombs.
Yoshi extended his tongue, and wrapped it around Samus. Samus tried to break free, but it was no use. It seemed as if it was all over, when she heard a voice.
"Now, now, you there, Yashiooshi, what're you doooin?" Princess Peach said drunkenly, "Stop being such a dork, and let loose. Your bringing down my mood," Peach hiccuped and went closer to Yoshi. She put a hand on his shoulder, and all Yoshi did was stare. She gulped the last bit of wine and then said,
"You are a bum" And with that said she lifted the empty bottle and cracked it on Yoshi's head, causing him to drop like a sack of potatoes. Yoshi lay there for minutes without moving while Peach stood there swaying left to right with a lazy grin on her face, eventually falling right next to Yoshi.
"Woah, did you see that?" Samus asked as she helped Luigi up off the ground.
"Why? What happened?" Luigi said.
"Peach knocked Yoshi out with her wine bottle." Samus replied.
"Really!?! That's cool."
They both headed off to Mario's egg. Within a few seconds the shell cracked and Mario came out, in a daze. They saw that Ganondorf was running up to them he said,
"Hey, um sorry I ran off, it's uh just that."
"Thata you were a scareda little girla?" Mario said wittily as he started to stand up.
"I wasn't scared!," Ganon shouted, "I was getting help."
"Yeah right," the others said in unison. Samus said goodbye to everyone, and made G-Dorf carry Yoshi's limp body back to the car. When they were ready, they both hurried off back to Onnet, with the knocked out Yoshi in the back seat.
Fox was about to leave as well. He called for a taxi, and was waiting outside. His mother tried to encourage him to stay, but he refused to. The taxi pulled up, and fox peered inside. It was Marth this time. He hopped in and waved back to his mom. He yelled out,
"Bye Ma! Tell Redd it was nice to see him."
"Ok honey." Mama fox replied, "Are you sure you can't stay?"
"Yes I can't. Sorry but I have to go," the taxi started to drive away, "Bye!"
"Bye Foxers!" Mama Fox yelled.
Fox looked around the cab and asked Marth,
"Where's Roy?"
"Oh him," Marth said, "Well he was killed by a pack of rabid Pikachu."
"Really? That's terrible." Fox said.
"You're telling me. It was my Pikachu that killed him."
"Ok.." Fox said in a freaked out tone. He decided just to sit quietly until they reached Onnet.
Back at the apartment about an hour later, Fox saw Samus waiting on the front steps. He paid Marth, and gathered his bags, and went over to Samus.
"So, how was your day without me?" Fox asked, totally unaware that Samus had a trip.
"Oh you know, boring." Samus lied knowing that catching Yoshi was the total opposite of boring.
"Well, the reunion sucked. I'm just glad I'm home."
"Yeah it's nice to see a person without a mushroom on their head."
"What?" Fox asked, startled.
"Nothing, nothing." Samus quickly said to cover up her mistake. They both headed inside to relax, and as they closed their front door, a lone Arbok soon attacked Marth's Taxi.
End of chapter.
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Written by Austin (AKA Facyface) 2003
Hello, and welcome to my first fanfic ever. I hope it's good. This is sort of a SSBM fanfic, but it includes many other types of video game characters. This story is an original by me Austin, AKA FacyFace. There may be some cursing and some other things like that. Remember that I do not own SSBM, or any other part of Nintendo. This story is made just for fun, and is completely fiction.
(Sorry, but this chapter is a little longer. There's a lot going on. JUST READ IT! Oh and thanks for waiting so long. I had a lot of things to do, so this was pushed off. But now I'm back. Also, I'm always open to reviews and suggestions. Please REVIEW! Ok that's enough of that, here we go!)
Episode 6 - Samus and Ganondorf, Bounty hunters
"See you later Samus!" Fox called out as he hopped into the cab outside their apartment.
"Say hello to your family for me and have fun, Ok?" Samus yelled back to Fox.
"Yeah, I doubt it," Fox whispered and closed the cab door.
Samus waved back as his taxi left the neighborhood and entered the highway. She double-checked to see if he was gone, then ran back inside and picked up the phone. Frantically she dialed, and waited for an answer.
"Hello?" Said a deep slightly evil voice over the phone.
"Yeah this is Samus. Fox has left," Samus said in a depressed tone, "You can come over."
"I'll be there in 10 seconds." There was a clicking sound as the other person hanged up the phone. Samus also hanged up the phone, and waited by the door.
Very quickly a black vortex appeared in front of the doorstep, and Ganondorf flew out of it.
"That was 13.4 seconds Ganondorf," Samus said unenthusiastically, "You're late. I don't want anyone to see you here, so you have too be on time!"
"Sorry about that," Ganondorf said in a loud, cocky tone, "I just stopped for some McDonalds on the way." Ganondorf smiled and made a small wheezy laugh to himself. He followed Samus inside and closed the door.
Fox was lying down in the backseat of the taxi, frowning slightly at the idea of having a family reunion. Like most video game characters, Fox has a really annoying family and is constantly embarrassed by them. He had no choice whether or not he could attend the reunion, because his mom threatened to stop helping him pay for the crappy apartment in Onnet he and Samus share. Besides if he went, he might meet up with his old neighborhood friend, Falco, who was a good friend of Fox.
"So why am I taking you to the Central Station?" Asked the cab driver, who was Roy from fire Emblem. "Ugh," Fox grunted, "Family reunion, and everybody is supposed to meet there."
"Oh, I see. Sucks to be you." Roy said.
Fox continued to stare up at the ceiling of the cab, and decided to catch some Z's while he was there. He closed his eyes and dreamed about shooting his parents with a taxicab gun that shoots little yellow cars at his parents. I should just say this to clear something else up. The Central Station is a giant dome in the center of the whole video game universe, and there are several hundred highways leading to it. It's huge, about the size of Texas, and has a giant parking lot equal in size surrounding it. Inside it are thousands on shops, apartments, restaurants, a huge train station, a park, and even a big square in the middle where people can meet. Nearly every train station ever made in a video game world leads up to the Central Station.
Back at the apartment, Samus was giving a long speech to Ganondorf about following procedure.
"...And Ganondorf, I'm not to thrilled about being partners with you, so don't try any funny stuff, and just listen to me. The only reason I agreed to this is because the boss said Yoshi has escaped from prison, and I am the only one who is trained and fought against such psychos." Samus finish, and hoped Ganondorf understood. But before she knew it Ganon stood up.
"If you're so trained, then why am I here?" Ganon said in a snotty voice. "And what the hell do you mean YOU'RE the only one able."
"The only reason you're here is because the boss said I needed backup, and you were the only one available,"
Samus said interrupting Ganon, "And I AM the only one who can handle Yoshi. While everyone else was catching stray pigs in Hyrule, Fox and me were out fighting real villains like Dracula. Now shut up and let's leave!" Samus yelled to Ganon, and stormed outside.
"Anything you say, my dear," G-Dorf said in a creepy voice, and began laughing evilly as he followed her outside.
Fox reached the Central station within the hour, gathered up all his things, and stepped out of the cab.
"Hey, uh, that'll be 40 bucks, Mr. Fox." Roy said in a slightly bored tone.
"What?" Fox exclaimed, "I thought my boss had all the expenses covered."
"Apparently your boss did not. 40 dollars please," Roy asked again, this time, more impatiently.
Fox grumbled and tossed two $20 bills at Roy. He stumbled away with his bag, and entered the Central Station.
Fox had been inside the station before, as a child, so the hugeness didn't alarm him. Let me just describe it to you. It is just about the size (Not shape) of maybe Texas, only there is a huge dome surrounding it. There are hundreds of huge doors all over the dome, and the top of the dome is clear, so it is usually very bright.
Anyway Fox looked around and began walking. He was supposed to meet his parents in the western section of the dome, in front of a restaurant called "Bomchu blast buffet" He walked past hundreds of apartments and stores, and thousands of people, eventually arriving there.
His mother and his younger brother stood there in front of the buffet. His younger brother, Redd, looked annoyed and bored as he stood next to their mom. Mama Fox stood there in a flowery dress, with a wide grin on her face.
"Fox, my baby! It's so nice to see you!" Mama Fox shrieked as she gave Fox a huge hug. Fox squirmed to get free, but to no avail. Looking over his mom's shoulder, Fox saw his younger brother snickering.
"Nice to see you too ma. And how have you been Redd?" Fox asked as he pried himself away from his mother.
Redd grumbled "Fine, fine."
"Fox, how has it been at Bounty Hunter academy?" Mama fox asked sweetly.
"Actually, I graduated at the top of my class," Fox lied, knowing he barely passed the physicals, "And I got a partner on my missions, Samus."
"That's wonderful Fox! Isn't it wonderful Redd?"
"I guess. Yeah whatever." Redd mumbled. Redd always wanted to be a bounty hunter, but was too young. He wanted to get to see the world, and save people. When Fox went instead of him, he became forever jealous of his older brother.
"Well Fox, let's head back home, so we can get the reunion started! Your father's been expecting you."
"Wait, a minute dad's coming?" Fox asked alarmed.
"Oh honey, don't be mad. Dad's forgiven you. You have to come back, we all miss you."
"No, I can't go if he's there!"
His mother was getting angry now "YOU COME, OR I'LL STOP PAYING YOUR RENT!"
"Fine," Groaned Fox, as he followed his mom out the nearest door to the parking lot.
Samus and Ganondorf were driving along the highway, just as the sun was setting. Samus was trying to avoid all conversation, but was unsuccessful. Ganondorf spoke up every few moments,
"So who the heck are we getting again. Some guy named Yosushie?" G- Dorf asked in a way like he didn't care what she said.
"The thing's name is Yoshi, a crazed green dinosaur. Fox and me caught him before, but."
Ganon interrupted "OOOH, you and Fox. What are you two, sisters?" Ganon finished with a short laugh.
Samus, seemingly unfazed by his comment went on, "We thought that we had killed him when trying to catch him, but it turned out he was just badly knocked out. Anyway, he was sentenced to life, but somehow, he escaped. Our job is to find him and return him."
"So, how do you think we should catch Yosushie?"
"Well, actually, I'm not sure how we're going to catch 'Yosushie' again"
Ganondorf grunted and lay back in his seat. Samus wanted to get this mission over; she just wanted G-Dorf to be away from her. But she couldn't help wondering how Yoshi got out, and kept thinking about what new things Yoshi might have up his sleeves.
As they were finally nearing the Mushroom Kingdom entrance, night began to fall upon them. They drove straight into the portal, and arrived in front of Peach's Castle. Mario sat there eating a burger, Peach was enjoying a bottle of wine, and Luigi was playing Super Mario Advance 4, purposely making the little Mario character on his GBA screen die. All of them seemed to be finishing up a Barbecue, surrounded by hundreds of Toad Servants, and villagers from the nearby town.
"Oh, heya Samus. Howa are you?" Mario exclaimed in an annoying voice.
"Fine Mario. Hello Princess Peach. Hello Luigi." Samus said, getting out of the car. She looked back and saw that G-Dorf was still sleeping.
The Princess looked up from her glass and grumbled "Hello." Luigi looked up from his Gameboy and said "Oh, Hey Samus. Where the heck is Fox?"
"Fox had to go on to family reunion, so I got a new partner for this one mission," Samus replied, glancing at the snoozing Ganon.
Just then, Ganondorf let out a big yawn, stretched, and hopped out of the car.
"Hey Samus, where in the world are we? It sound's like there's some festival going on." Ganondorf stopped as he saw the hundreds of toads. Last time he was in the Mushroom Kingdom, he crashed into a Toad house, making the inhabitants, very pissed. He barely escaped from their attack. Ever since then he has had a deep and confusing fear of mushrooms of any sort.
"Mu, mu, mu, mush, mu, mu, mushrooms." Ganon stammered as he stared at the groups of toads having fun at the festival. His eyes whirled around, and began to widen. Fainting, he fell backwards, squashing a wandering Goomba.
"Uh hey, Mario what's this festival about?" Samus asked
"Oh, thisa little party? It'sa celebration ofa the Mushrooma Kingdom's freedom froma Bowser."
"Basically," Luigi said in a bored tone, "We're celebrating the day my brother became a star." Luigi sighed.
"Well, I think I'll have a little fun until Ganon over there wakes up. Come on!" Samus said happily.
After about 15 minutes of driving, Mama Fox, Redd, and Fox were entering their driveway.
"Here we are Foxers, back home." Mama Fox said gleefully.
Fox hopped out of the car, and waited for his mom to get out. Redd left the driveway and entered the house miserably. Fox ran to his mom, and said,
"Ma, I'm gonna run inside, and say hello to everyone. I'm going to try to find Falco, but come tell me when its time to start the barbecue, ok?"
"Oh, Fox, Honey hold on," Mama Fox grabbed Fox's shoulder, "Falco couldn't make it. I'm sure you know he too is a bounty hunter, and he was planning to come, but."
"But what?" Fox asked.
"Well, he was transferred from the Nintendo Squad, to the Playstation Police, so he couldn't come. Sorry Fox."
Fox frowned, "Fine," He sighed, "I'll stay, but I'm not talking with dad. Sorry, but I can't deal with that man."
"But, he's made peace with the fact that." Mama Fox tried to say.
"I still can't talk with him."
Mama Fox sighed as they walked into the house.
All his relatives instantly greeted Fox as he walked into the house. He shook hands, gave hugs, and said hello. It was great to see everyone, and was relieved that his dad was nowhere in sight. When Fox was headed off the bounty hunter academy, his Father had a big argument with Fox, saying Fox couldn't go. His Father wanted Fox to stay behind and work for the local police station, following in his fathers footsteps, but Fox saved up his money and sneaked off to bounty hunter academy.
"Hey, hey Conkers! Is that you?" Fox shouted out behind a group of people.
"Fox? Fox hey dude! Wassup?" Conkers replied. Back in the old days, Fox, Conkers, and Falco would all hang out. They would pull all sorts of pranks, and were some of the coolest kids in school.
"Fox man, I was waiting for you. This party was becoming real boring. Hey wanna pull off a reunion prank, just to liven things up?"
Fox hesitated. He didn't really want to come to this reunion, but he didn't want to do anything mean either. He thought about this hard, until he noticed his father heading straight towards him.
His father looked like a taller, slightly wider version of Fox. His fur was a light gray, and he had a dark mustache, which looked strangely like Mario's mustache.
"Fox, my son! How are you?" Shouted papa fox.
Fox tried to avoid eye contact but couldn't.
"Fox! How is everything in *ahem* Bounty Hunter Academy." Finished papa fox in a slightly annoyed voice.
"Uhh, well you see dad."
"Fox, I'm fine that you went to Bounty Hunter Academy. I'm over it."
"Well, ok. Thanks dad." Fox said happily.
But papa Fox started talking again, "Though you would've made an excellent cop, and might have an easier life."
"What do you mean 'easier life'?" Exclaimed Fox.
"Well we always get letters from you asking for us to loan you money, which we always do." Yelled papa Fox loudly, causing others to stare, "If you were living back here you'd have a weekly pay and could be close enough for us to support you."
"Dad, I like being a Bounty Hunter! It's more exciting and I get to travel all over. Sure money may get a bit tight, but I'm fine." Fox replied catching his father off guard.
"Well you could've stayed here, but you didn't. You had to go off and disobey me," Papa Fox was steaming mad and let out a scream, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I HAVE NO SON!"
"What do you mean, you got Redd as a son," Fox replied wittily.
"REDD? WHO CARES ABOUT HIM!" Yelled Papa Fox, making Redd become on the verge of tears.
"Yeah well I knew this was a bad idea," Fox shouted as he ran out of the crowd, towards the front door. He ran out and sat on the stairs, hoping he never came to the reunion.
Back at the festival everyone (Except for the fainted G-Dorf) was having a blast. The rides were all in full gear, the food was great, and the party was getting funky. Samus just wrapped up winning a break-dance contest, beating Luigi who was surprisingly good. She headed over to the buffet.
"Hey Samus want a Toad Burger?" Asked a Toad.
"Toad burger? What's that?" Asked Samus.
"Oh, it's just a burger, made to look like a mushroom, topped with thick amounts of mushrooms, seasoned with rich spices, then covered with melted cheddar cheese."
Samus hated mushrooms, "Yuck. Anything else?"
"Well we have Mario burgers. They're basically a burger with lettuce, zesty cheese and peppers, with a bit of onions, all inside with custom buns shaped like Mario."
"Yeah I'll have that." Samus replied unsure of her decision.
While finishing up her burger Samus walked back to the car. She went over to G-Dorf and was about to wake him up when.
"SAMUS!" Screamed a voice from behind. Twirling around she saw Luigi running towards her.
"Someone's messed around with the Ferris Wheel! It's spinning at an alarming speed, and many people are getting hurt. We have to stop it!"
"Ok," Replied Samus.
They both ran to the wheel, and saw that Mario was trying to stop the wheel with a few well-placed kicks. Samus ran up and shot a few missiles at the wheel, jamming it, and causing it to slow down a bit. Luigi whacked the control system with his hammer, hoping it might stop it. It appeared that they would stop it, when G-Dorf appeared in front of the wheel boasting,
"What the hell is going on here?" Ganondorf shouted, "Can't you stop a simple wheel? Let me do it."
"No you fool!" Samus yelled and tried to stop him with one of her missiles, but he was already charging up a dark energy attack. He unleashed the energy directly at the wheel's center, and then, after a few giant wobbles, the wheel tipped over and started to roll away.
"You idiot! That what we were trying prevent! Now go save the people from the ride!" Samus screamed.
"But," Ganon protested.
"No! GO NOW!"
G-Dorf transported quickly from where he was, and checked everywhere. He soon saved 4 toads and a human from the rolling ride, and brought them back to the ground. Now that everyone was saved, Luigi, Mario, and Samus all jumped to the ride, and shot everything they had at it. A few explosions later, the wheel tilted and fell down.
After a few triumphant hi fives, they all ran over to the wheel to check for anyone who might've gotten hurt. While checking, they all heard a loud yell in the background. It sounded evil and squeaky.
Turning around, they saw Yoshi. He looked, if possible, even more evil than before. Yoshi grinned, and ran over to them with lightning speed. While running he tossed an egg grenade at Ganondorf, making him run away, screaming like a little girl. With G-Dorf gone Yoshi came even closer to everyone. He stopped, letting out his tongue like a whip, and grabbed onto Mario. Mario struggled, but Yoshi soon swallowed him, making a very large egg pop out his rear. He tossed the egg aside, and than lunged at Luigi, kicking him several times in the face. Samus whipped out her blaster, but soon found it clogged with one of Yoshi's Explosive eggs. The aftershock caused her to stumble around, trying to shake away the smoke. Once she looked back to Yoshi, she saw Luigi laying on the ground, with Yoshi nowhere in sight.
"YOSHI!" The Satanic Dino screamed. He tried to grab her with his tongue, but she dropped a few mini bombs in her place, causing Yoshi to swallow them. Smoke erupted from his mouth, as he ran around wildly to found some water, Samus tried to surprise him with a few missiles, but Yoshi countered it with a few egg bombs.
Yoshi extended his tongue, and wrapped it around Samus. Samus tried to break free, but it was no use. It seemed as if it was all over, when she heard a voice.
"Now, now, you there, Yashiooshi, what're you doooin?" Princess Peach said drunkenly, "Stop being such a dork, and let loose. Your bringing down my mood," Peach hiccuped and went closer to Yoshi. She put a hand on his shoulder, and all Yoshi did was stare. She gulped the last bit of wine and then said,
"You are a bum" And with that said she lifted the empty bottle and cracked it on Yoshi's head, causing him to drop like a sack of potatoes. Yoshi lay there for minutes without moving while Peach stood there swaying left to right with a lazy grin on her face, eventually falling right next to Yoshi.
"Woah, did you see that?" Samus asked as she helped Luigi up off the ground.
"Why? What happened?" Luigi said.
"Peach knocked Yoshi out with her wine bottle." Samus replied.
"Really!?! That's cool."
They both headed off to Mario's egg. Within a few seconds the shell cracked and Mario came out, in a daze. They saw that Ganondorf was running up to them he said,
"Hey, um sorry I ran off, it's uh just that."
"Thata you were a scareda little girla?" Mario said wittily as he started to stand up.
"I wasn't scared!," Ganon shouted, "I was getting help."
"Yeah right," the others said in unison. Samus said goodbye to everyone, and made G-Dorf carry Yoshi's limp body back to the car. When they were ready, they both hurried off back to Onnet, with the knocked out Yoshi in the back seat.
Fox was about to leave as well. He called for a taxi, and was waiting outside. His mother tried to encourage him to stay, but he refused to. The taxi pulled up, and fox peered inside. It was Marth this time. He hopped in and waved back to his mom. He yelled out,
"Bye Ma! Tell Redd it was nice to see him."
"Ok honey." Mama fox replied, "Are you sure you can't stay?"
"Yes I can't. Sorry but I have to go," the taxi started to drive away, "Bye!"
"Bye Foxers!" Mama Fox yelled.
Fox looked around the cab and asked Marth,
"Where's Roy?"
"Oh him," Marth said, "Well he was killed by a pack of rabid Pikachu."
"Really? That's terrible." Fox said.
"You're telling me. It was my Pikachu that killed him."
"Ok.." Fox said in a freaked out tone. He decided just to sit quietly until they reached Onnet.
Back at the apartment about an hour later, Fox saw Samus waiting on the front steps. He paid Marth, and gathered his bags, and went over to Samus.
"So, how was your day without me?" Fox asked, totally unaware that Samus had a trip.
"Oh you know, boring." Samus lied knowing that catching Yoshi was the total opposite of boring.
"Well, the reunion sucked. I'm just glad I'm home."
"Yeah it's nice to see a person without a mushroom on their head."
"What?" Fox asked, startled.
"Nothing, nothing." Samus quickly said to cover up her mistake. They both headed inside to relax, and as they closed their front door, a lone Arbok soon attacked Marth's Taxi.
End of chapter.
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Written by Austin (AKA Facyface) 2003
