LIZ, RAE, HARRY ARRIVE AT THE HOUSE OF BLACK
Everyone stood out the front of a dark house. Liz and Rae ran to the door and burst it open.
"HONEY, I'M HOME!" Liz yelled.
Everyone started shushing them but Liz and Rae ignored them and started looking around.
"Harry, you go find Ron and Hermione, Rae and I are going house inspecting." Liz said and both girls ran off, ignoring the calls for them to come back. They were inspecting the attic when they heard a loud shrieking voice.
"Filth! Scum! By products of dirt and vileness! Half-breed, mutants, freaks, begone from this place! How dare you befoul the house of my father-"
"Let's check it out." Liz said excited and they both ran off towards where the screeching was coming from.
They saw a painting of a freaky looking woman.
"I don't like her Liz, she doesn't give justice to the décor, how about we change it?" Rae asked rubbing her chin.
"Jolly good idea."
*ZAP*
The painting was now of a guy flashing a moony at everyone.
"Good, but no. Let's try this one."
*ZAP*
The painting was now of Liz, Rae, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred and George all hexing Malfoy.
"Yes, I do believe that would be ok. What do you guys think?" Rae asked turning to the others.
"I love it." Sirius said stepping forward.
"Excellent. Um, you wouldn't mind then if Liz and I go around the house changing everything and making the house a lot better than it is now?" Rae asked.
Both Liz and Rae gave him puppy eyes with trembling lips.
"Sure, go for it." Sirius said.
"YAHOO, LET'S GO LIZZY!" Rae yelled and both girls ran off excited.
"I'm not sure that was a good idea Sirius." Harry said shaking his head.
THE NEXT MORNING.
Everyone walked around the house to inspect it. Instead of stairs it was a roller coaster, one room was a hippy kind of room, with bright flowers, bright colours and bean bags, another was more royal like, with expensive looking furniture, velvet curtains etc. They walked through all different kinds of rooms, the last one was Liz and Rae's favourite. It was there that the others found them floating around the room and it had padded walls.
"Heheheh, we made this room have zero gravity. Come on and join us, it's heaps fun." Liz said grinning. Sirius didn't hesitate to jump in with them soon everyone was in the room floating around.
"So Sirius, do you like our decorating skills?" Asked Liz floating upside down.
"I do, but I don't think Kreacher does. He's most probably up at the attic skulking." Sirius said spinning around.
"Oh, you mean that house elf?" Liz asked and Sirius nodded.
"Well, um, he sorta kept on insulting and annoying us so we sort of changed him." Rae said sheepishly.
"What do you mean by changed him?" Hermione said suspiciously.
Both girls gulped. They knew how Hermione got when it came to house elves.
They floated out of the room and came back holding a stuffed teddy bear wearing a superman cloak.
"Um, everyone. This is the new Kreacher." Liz said holding up the teddy bear.
"WHAT?" Hermione screeched and both girls ran for it.
HARRY'S TRIAL
As Liz and Rae walked through the ministry of magic they decided they'd be a little naughty and hex things when no-one was looking. When they got to Arthur's HQ they were disgusted.
"Liz, I do believe it is time for us to do a little redecorating." Rae said wrinkling up her nose.
"Indeed I do." Liz agreed.
"These wizards and witches don't know how to decorate."
5 minutes later the room was enlarged, the chairs were comfy spinny chairs, the desks were made alot nicer and they added windows since they didn't have any. When Mr Weasley came in his mouth dropped open and looked at Liz and Rae who were looking around whistling with their hands behind their back.
A stooped, timid-looking wizard with fluffy white hair just entered the room panting and told them that Harry's trial had changed. It starts at 8 down in old courtroom ten.
*ZAP*
In the corridor was a racing care that could fit four people.
"In you get everyone." Liz said and everyone jumped in.
VROOM
They managed to get to the courtroom just in time.
"BOOM BANG BABY!" Yelled Liz kicking the door open. Everyone looked up at them shocked.
"Hello all you funky spunky monkey's." Rae said running into the room.
Harry shook his head blushing.
"Who are you two? What are you doing here?" Demanded Fudge.
"I'm Liz, this is Rae and we are here for moral support." Liz said and they sat down in a chair.
*ZAP*
In front of them was a desk which had a typewriter on it. Rae sat infront of the typewriter with a clear green tennis cap on with a cigarette in her mouth.
"All right baby, let's get this show on the road." Liz said happily.
"Very well,' said Fudge, 'the accused being present let us begin. Are you ready?" He called down the row.
"Yes sir." Said an eager voice. It was Percy.
"Disciplinary hearing of the twelfth of August," fudge said in a rising voice, both Rae and Percy taking notes, "into offences committed under the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery and the International Statue of Secrecy by Harry James Potter, resident at number four, Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey.
Interrogators: Cornelius Oswald Fudge Minister for Magic, Amelia Susan Bones, Head of the Department of Magical Lay Enforcement, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister. Court Scribe, Percy Ignatius Weasley-"
"BWA HAHAHAHAHAH!" Came a laugh. Everyone looked over and saw Liz and Rae laughing.
"Ignatius? What kind of name is that? Ignatius." Liz snickered and Percy went bright red. Some of the Jury members also snickered.
"Witness for the defence, Albus Percival Wulfic Brian Dumbledore," came Dumbledores voice, In the background Liz and Rae began laughing even harder.
By the time the trial had ended Liz and Rae had finished laughing and were wiping away their tears.
CONFRONTATION WITH LUCIUS MALFOY
Liz, Rae, Harry and Mr Weasley had just reached the ninth-level corridor and Fudge was standing a few feet away from them, talking to a tall man with sleek hair and a pointed, pale face.
The second man turned at the sound of their footsteps. He, too, broke off in mid-conversation, his cold grey eyes narrowed and fixed upon Harry's face.
"Well, well, well...Patronus Potter," said Lucius Malfoy coolly.
"Well, well, well...Loony Lucius." Liz shot back.
"Blondie." Rae said with a smirk.
Malfoy glared at her but turned his attention back Harry.
"The Minister was just telling me about your lucky escape, Potter," drawled Mr Malfoy 'quite astonishing, the way you continue to wriggle out of very tight holes.....snakelike, in fact."
"Yeah," said Harry, "yeah, I'm good at escaping."
"Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie." Rae started chanting, Liz smiled and started her own chant.
"Fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge."
Rae and Liz followed Lucius and Fudge the whole way to Fudge's office chanting and successfully pissing them off.
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