Hello again. I don't own Shin Seiki Evangelion. And surprise -I also don't own Magic Knight Rayearth. Astounding isn't it?
Vampriho - What's wrong with the Asuka/Rei pairing^_~? And I'm afraid if there WILL be a romance between the main characters it will be Shinji/Asuka (Rei is a clone of Shinji's mother so the idea of S/R simply scares me^_^; besides, Shinji only blushes when Asuka is involved^^). However don't expect miracles from me, I've never wrote a romance before and I'm not sure if I want to take a risk.
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On the orbit of Cephiro there was a giant castle. No one knew why priestess Emeraude had chosen this isolated place for a home. Some were saying that she didn't like visitors. Other were saying that she wanted a quite place to romp with her guardian, Zagato. There were even some that accused her of being ugly and therefore she didn't want to be seen. Of course no one cared about the 'official' history, saying that priestess shouldn't been interrupted in her prayer.
Aforementioned guardian, Zagato, was sitting hunched in his throne with joined hands in front of his mouth. Behind him was standing an old man with pointed ears wearing a white suit. The room had doorways hidden behind waterfalls and in each doorway stood a mysterious looking shadow.
"Rafaga" Zagato addressed the biggest shadow. "There's a rebellion in the western province. Take care of it."
"Hai" was said by a low, harsh voice.
"Ascot you shall pacify the riots in the North."
"Hai!" was said by a thin and cheerful childish voice.
"Caldin, you shall take east and..."
"WHAAAAAAAT!?!" was screamed by a young man's voice. "But I'm a dancer you fu$#%^%%#!!!!!"
"I'm sorry but we're short in funds. The budget has been cut. So go East and defeat the Autozam invasion."
"How in the Hell am I suppose to do that!?!"
"That's all soldiers you are dismissed."
All lights behind the waterfalls went down and all of the shadows disappeared. The weird Elf (or maybe Gnome?) looking old man behind Zagato spoke for the first time:
"The Magic Knights have come. Is this in your script?"
"Of course. It has begun."
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"And WERE are we now, you sorry excuse for a bird!?!"
"Wark?"
"I think we've reached our temporary destination, Asuka. Now we have to find the doorway..."
"I KNOW THAT BAKA!!! I was just... Scheisse!!!"
In the meantime of yelling on the poor Magic knight-to be Shinji Ikari Asuka leaned over the wall. And a part of the wall she leaning over disappeared, causing her fall. Soon the whole forest was acquainted with a very large amount of German curses.
"That was great Asuka! You found the door!" said Shinji hoping that this will save him from being the scapegoat.
"I think you are incorrect, Ikari-kun. She just tripped."
"Pleeeaaase Rei, shut up..." he hissed in her direction.
"What did you say Wondergirl!?!"
Of course they had enough time to know each other. Now they all knew that Shinji and Rei were learning in two different schools and Asuka was in college, though they were all the same age. Obviously the gaijin redhead considered herself a genius and a best Magic Knight candidate. Then she learned that the blue haired girl could use water magic. And she couldn't use ANY magic. That's why she kept calling her Wondergirl. And that's why she was almost the whole time pissed of. And Rei wasn't helping to cool her down.
"You said that I'm as clumsy as the Hentai-Baka here?!"
"No I said that you..." Shinji could swear that she used her lifeless way of speech just to enrage the German. And she sure did a good work.
"Eeeh... 'xcuse me kids but what ARE you doing here. This here is a highly restricted military area and..."
All three pairs of eyes were turned in the direction of the voice. What they saw was Misato with a pony tail, wearing yellow tunic, knee-long red socks and a weird armor. She was holding a sword and she quite obviously didn't know what to do with it.
Rei was of course first one to recover. She asked matter-of-factly:
"Are you Presea, major in Cephiro army and an assistant of a little Hobbit-like blond lady calling herself Magi?"
"Eeehm... hehehe... well her name actually is Clefia and I'm just taking care of her cats, 'cause she's my college mate and... Wait a minute who the Hell are you!?!"
"Ever heard of Magic Knights?" asked Asuka, giving the stranger a doubtful glance.
"Magic Kni...? Oh shiiit!!!" Presea grabbed Asuka and Rei and send them flying inside the castle screaming (well, at least Asuka was screaming). Then she kicked inside Pen Pen and ran inside, pulling Shinji behind.
Once inside she pressed some red button with a large sign 'DON'T PRESS' on it. The air was shattered by a deafening sound. After it you could hear a soft and gentle female voice saying:
"The security systems have now been activated. Do not leave the facilities area or you could be wounded or even killed by ferocious beasts running amuck and sentry guns. All magic spell and artifacts are now useless due to major EMP disturbances. Please switch off your cell phones because they interfere in vitally important device activities. Seezetan Military Industries wishes you a good luck. Have nice day!"
Our three heroes were now wildly (count Rei out of THAT) eyeing the inside of the castle. And it sure was an interesting place. Cats of different shapes and sizes were everywhere, even on them. Walls were covered by wall paintings consisting young women, also of different shapes and sizes, in veeeeeeery interesting poses. Shinji was so occupied in them that he didn't even notice a nosebleed. That's when Asuka turned in his way to say something. Instead she said something else:
"ETCHI-BAKA-HENTAI!!!"
Rei said nothing. She only gave Presea a strange glare.
"WHAT!?!" asked the major, blushing slightly. "I've told I'm only taking care of the cats in here. It's all Clefia's idea!!!"
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On the border of the Forest of Silence (please don't kill me if I got the English name for it wrong - author) one could see a scantily clad woman with short red hair (Naoko Akagi; Ritsuko's mother - author) walking swaying out of the woods, leaning on a magic staff. She was muttering something like:
"That son of a bitch didn't say anything about an anti-magic field. Damn! I could be a world greatest scientist... but NO!!! I had to fall in love with the King of All Bastards... Fuck..."
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"So we not only need to wake the Golems, but also kill that Zagato fellow? But we're just kids!"
"And if we kill him will you send us back?"
"Asuka!!"
"What?! Passports don't grow on trees you know! And I've left a boyfriend in Tokyo, I can't let some bitch come and snatch him from me!"
"Actually" said Rei Ayanami in her ever monotonous voice, "Ryouji Kaji is your legal guardian, not boyfriend."
"Hahahah" Presea thought it was a good time to split both girls. "Asuka-chan please put that wardrobe down or Clefia will cut my paid. You know what? Let's go armory to find you all a nice set of weaponry. Before you get Escudo weapons you'll need them."
She took them to a dark room full of all sorts of strange weapons. Asuka picked one of them.
"And how we are suppose to fight with whips and clawed gloves?"
"WHOOOOPSS!!! Heheh… wrong room! Come on!"
They went down to the dungeons. They were your regular dungeons, only without rats. Guess why? Finally Presea opened a big door and they went in.
"Now that we're here" she stated, "concentrate on your heart and you will get a weapon."
All three closed their eyes concentrated on their hearts, whatever that means. Soon they all felt something in their hands and they've opened their eyes. And those aforementioned eyes bulged out.
"Oh shit! What am I suppose to do with this?! Stick in my ass!?!" exclaimed Shinji. His 'weapon of choice' was a short knife with a blade that was glowing pink.
"That would be rather painful, wouldn't it Ikari-kun?" said softly Rei, while watching her reflection on the blade of her giant claymore.
"WUNDERBAR!!!" yelled Asuka, admiring her broad double axe, stained with some old blood. "Hey Rei! How about a spar!?!"
"I sense a bloodlust in your voice, Knight Sohryu. Is it because you find me as a competition?"
"WHAT!?!" roared the German girl, swinging her axe. "How dare you insinuate that I have thing to that etchji-baka-hen..."
"I never said such things."
"..."
"Why is your face red, Knight Sohryu? Do you have a fever?"
"Drop it, Wondergirl..."
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"So, miss Presea" Shinji started. They were all, including Pen Pen and about a thousand of cats, seated on chairs in a garden. "When will we get those Escudo weapons?"
"Well Clefia already gave you Escudo armor. But to make you Escudo swords you have to go on a quest and bring me that Escudo."
"What?!" asked the German. "Are you joking?! How are we going to cross that stupid antimagic barrier?!"
"I thought you'll never ask" Shinji definitely didn't like Presea's wicked smile. She pushed a button they failed to notice before. "HASHIN!!!"
The whole four of them was catapulted high in the air and began their first mission.
"Priestess Emeraude, please pray for their success." said Presea in a dreamy mode. Then she went back to herself. "Finally!!! Cold yebichu here I come!"
She raced to the kitchen. All of the cats, which knew her all too well, raced to the forest. Tipsy Presea was far worse then the puny beasts Clefia bought in some foreign countries.
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That's all for now^_^. Thanks for reviews, add some more^^.
